This cop is a fucking idiot….She is an actor. I can see past that “oops, I didn’t mean to” look….she’s working him like a fucking whore that she is trying to get what she wants and he’s just smitten that his menial bullshit job giving people tickets for talking on their cellphones finally had some purpose….all cuz he pulled over a celebrity, giving him a story to tell his wife who thinks he’s a fucking failure because the only reason he moved to LA wasn’t to be a cop, it just kinda happened after his attempt at an acting career failed him.

If I was in his place, I woulda gone for the blowjob, and sure a little ticket won’t give her the fear she needs to suck you off, so I’d also have to make up some crime that looks real serious, like maybe even hit her for murder, even if the victim was her career and sex appeal and the weapon was her pregnancy….give her the death penalty, even though I guess she kinda already gave that to herself…

Either way, here’s the only acting work she gets lately….

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Here is Jessica Alba looking old and washed up because she is old and washed up…you know since she had a kid and is a mom and shit that she should have waited a decade before doing, but instead decided to throw away whatever jobs she had lined up as the hottest bitch in Hollywood, to be replaced by all the other sluts eager to get noticed who don’t have kids, and she did it all to trap a motherfucker and the whole thing depresses me, but if you look at this shit cross-eyed after a few drinks she looks almost like she did 5 years ago when she mattered.

Pics via Bauer

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Just a heads up….I can’t testify that her pussy is still up to speed or even still a pussy after the baby, but the rest of her looks alright to me and that’s all that matters to me since I’m not trying to stick my dick in her gaping hole and not touching the vagina walls, I’m just looking at pictures of it clothed and that’s all I have to say about that….

Pics via Fame

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