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2016

19

Aug

Nina Dobrev and Julianne Hough are Love Level Mooners of the Day

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LA girls are so fucking annoying…not that either of these girls are from LA, one is from Canada, and I think these pictures are taken in Canada, while the other one is from wherever the fuck the song and dance HOUGHS are from…

They are just like the high school cheerleaders are in movies. All excited and happy to be alive, smiling and being all cute and bubbly on camera. Likeable to the retards, but really dark behind the scenes – because no one is a fucking Disney character every day all day…

I also know girls who have Fucked Seacrest, who HOUGH HUGH WHO HOUGH hooooo dated…and dude does some wild and crazy cocaine fueled things…not that you wouldn’t if you had to be a dancing monkey 19 hours a day…and you created the Karadashians cancer to society….or is it AIDS…

It’s just a lot of smiles and hugs and fake bullshit..when they are really just humans..barely humans..but humans nonetheless..

So seeing BFFs seems like bullshit, but seeing them moon, without showing full ass, is also bullshit, but it’s their way of being cute, and fun, doing something I want done every time I drive by a school bus full of college girls…but it never happens…it doesn’t happen in real life…but when you’re constantly acting and putting on a show…it does…

But I know..that at least one of these asses has gaped…so play all fun and innocent..but you can’t fool me motherfuckers..

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Here’s a video of her falling while wake surfing…

A video posted by Nina Dobrev (@ninadobrev) on

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2016

08

Aug

Julianne Hough in a Bikini of the Day

I guess these shit quality screenshots of Julianne Hough are from her snapchat, or what I call – the portal filled with self involved, masturabtory, annoying video content of people I don’t give a fuck about, that is often poorly shot, with no purpose or story, nothing comedic or exciting, barely any pussy and often really loud blaring club music, as people showcase how awesome they are….

It’s the empty noise that is destroying a generation – and killing my business – because snapchatting from my house would require too much effort – when really all I want to do is turn this internet shit off..

So in being a “personal brand” or host means she has to get into a bikini for pool day and have her friend or assistant shoot her like she matters – and like she’s a star – because she is in movies and on TV so maybe she is…

She looks pretty beat up, skinny like a cokewhore, which would make sense seeing as she dated Hollywood’s favorite cocaine huffer and pervert – RYAN SEACREST – who does the shit off assholes of all the aspiring models excited by his manipulative smile, checking their phones with his security, signing his NDA and taking his small dick up their asses…because he’s rich as fuck…

I know this Julianne Hough has done some shit, but her public image wouldn’t really tell the same story, unless you read into her relationship with her brother…which I do..

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2016

12

Jul

Julianne Hough Fit of the Day

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My favorite thing about Julianne Hough is that I know girls who have fucked Ryan Seacrest, and she fucked Ryan Seacrest, she publicly dated Ryan Seacrest and he’s a fucking cocaine loving anal sex loving small penis womanizing terror…who likely spoiled her because he’s richer than god for selling his soul to the devil…but also likely destroyed her ass…nothing she’s not used to – just ask her homo sexual, incesty brother…

She’s got a hot body…

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2016

08

Jun

Julianne Hough’s Rockin’ Body of the Day

Julianne Hough is a professional dancer – who should have been a stripper – but I guess white privledge got in the way of that – allowing her to have a career as a professional dancer in the entertainment industry and I guess dance schools need a few of these pros to act as a beacon of hope that their students who are spending money getting their degree in dancing has a purpose – before being forced to become strippers a few years later when student debt needs to be paid off..

She’s also the dancer rumored to fuck her dancing brother – when she’s not having sex with Ryan Seacrest – and if your sister looked like this – you’d probably fuck her too…and not just on Christmas with the family after too much egg nog, but for your entire life…because sometimes genetics don’t outweigh hot pussy…

She’s pretty good…

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2016

26

Apr

Julianne Hough in a Bikini Because Ryan Seacrest Fucked Her of the DAy

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Julianne Hough has been Ryan Seacrest’s public girlfriend. I heave heard that Ryan Seacrest is this manic, ego, narcissistic freak who has a little dick, a lot of money and cocaine, and likes to buy random girls from the internet 10s of thousands of dollars of lingerie..before fucking them up the ass and slapping them around a little…he also makes them sign NDAs and check their cellphones at the door….while juggling a bunch of busty blondes…some of whom I’ve met that he was playing against each other..none have anything good to say about him….

But Julianne Hough, the dancer with a dancer’s body is probably less fragile than those other girls, I’ve fucked dancers…and their core strength and hip control…leads to great fucking times…so even if you think she’s overrated, not that hot, annoying when she acts and sings and should have stuck to professional dancing the good old fashioned way – as a stripper…she’s still got a great body…that could ride you for at least the length of a song…she’s trained for this…and that’s probably the best thing she has to offer the world…she just hasn’t realized that…but she has put on a bikini.

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2016

15

Mar

Julianne Hough in a Bikini of the Day

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I wonder what kind of weird sex Julianne Hough has had with Ryan Seacrest, seeing as he’s this coked up homosexual in the closet who bangs through every low level model, even offering to buy them tits, to make them his ass fucking, coke snorting sex slaves…at least that’s the story I heard…and the story I heard…is always right..

If America new what their self involved, narcissistic host, who seems like such a good guy was actually like with women…would he still be America’s favorite…I mean probably, he created the Kardashians..they eat that shit up despite how horrible it is…maybe that should be the premise of this whole Make America Great bullshit..

Either way, Julianne Hough is in a bikini.

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2016

28

Jan

Grease the Live Musical Advertorial for Billboard of the Day

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Hollywood is in some weird state of “only produce proven successes”…by basically redoing, revamping, and most often shitting on old classics. Not that I think Grease is that great, but it’s iconic regardless, and the idea of it being remade, when you can just netflix the original, seems so fucking stupid like a waste of money….

I guess they’ve decided to spin it a little differently – because it’s going to be another one of their live broadcasts – you can only see once – tele-theater that reminds me of the 1940s when TV first happened and they were figuring it out…

I saw their Live Sounds of Music and it was a fucking disaster, like a SNL or SCTV parody skit…and I don’t expect more for Grease…

But it’s nice to see the producers of the production hiring a PR firm that got them this feature in Billboard…It was probably only 100k and think about how viral it’s gone to the Grease fans who are angry this is even happen…

That said, Vanessa Hudgens is looking like a hot Rizzo from Grease…which isn’t saying much, if you’ve seen Grease, Rizzo was up on some Lena Dunham not very hot shit…while Hudgens looks better than ever, and the truth is that I am into Vanessa Hudgens…she’s one of my favorites….I have no idea why…but it is probably because I’ve never seen her in a movie…

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While Julianne Hough is looking like a beat up by Ryan Seacrest’s micro cock while he was jacked up on coke…as she was trying to navigate the right person to let fuck her up the ass in coke rages…to further her caerer…she’s garbage…

And so is this Grease the Live Musical bullshit and here’s the video…that will remind you that these cunts are such fucking idiots…

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2015

27

Oct

Julianne Hough Bikini Lizard of the Day

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Julianne Hough showed off her stripper body…that’s not stripper enough because she’s used her professional dancing all fucking wrong…you’re supposed to go to auditions, fail because no one needs fucking dancers, except maybe Cruise ships and Vegas shows….forcing you to strip to pay off student loans..

But some fucking asshole came up with “Dancing With the Stars”…giving a platform for her to use her dancing….leaving the getting naked for money for cokeheads like Ryan Seacrest and his micropenis that all up her ass like she was Simon Cowell..

Either way, she posted that tainted by Seacrest body in a bikini and the highlight is her friend….Arielle Vanderberg….

So here’s her friend’s Pussy in a Yoga Pose.

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2015

19

Oct

Julianne Hough Panties of the Day

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Julianne Hough accidentally posted a picture she meant to sent to her brother asking “when are you coming home brother, mom and dad are out for the afternoon and I need you to come play like we did when we were 15, I miss your cock and the excitement of making a flipper baby…because incest is the best”…

Because there’s no way that those two dancing with the stars, shoulda been strippers but life worked out thanks to American loving dance…don’t fuck…

It’s like they are both professionally trained dancers, and any parents putting their kinds into dance…are the kind of parents who want their kids in entertainment…and/or to practice while they watch…

It’s all so creepy. but probably not as creepy as when she used to fuck Ryan Seacrest.

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2015

07

Sep

Julianne Hough in a Bikini of the Day

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Julianne Hough had sex with Ryan Seacrest ….for a pretty long time…which is amazing because everyone thought he was gay….but in reality he’s a sex addicted weirdo….

You know a rumored cokehead puppet…who fucks all kinds of aspiring models thanks to his friend who owns a fashion magazine that lures in all the new LA talent to their exclusive rich person parties…

Nothing wrong with that, all A personalities, who have the energy to be America’s Sweetheard, totally accessible, have a level of fuck her up the ass while raging, because you’re actually a fucking pyschopath addicted to success and money and banging through babes, like this, is just part of the equation..

Well, she’s in a bikini…

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