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2018

19

Dec

Julianne Hough is a Bad Mormon Mermaid of the Day

Do Mormon’s even believe in Mermaids, or do they just believe in all night cocaine parties featuring getting fucked up the ass by Ryan Seacrest….because you know that is what this girl did on her quest to become famous as a dancer…famous for dancing is a crazy fucking concept but apparently America likes dance, or the half retards on disability who sit at home in their trailer parks watching cable do….Dancing With the Stars was a hit show people…..

I read somewhere she was sexually assaulted while learning to dance as a child, making her turn her back on the Church, or XENU or whoever Mormons worship….while being trained to be a stripper who can’t strip because of Mormonism…

But look at her now, half naked on the internet like she was destined to be….John Smith would be proud…

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2018

10

Dec

Julianne Hough Mormon Booty of the Day

 
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Here’s Julianne Hough diving into the water like she dove out of Mormonism and into Ryan Seacrest’s cocaine fueled anal sex parties back when she was a molested dancing mormon who probably has a very dark childhood – who made it in America on TV as a dancer…something most strippers don’t end up being…she must be from a rich family…

Now that she’s married, good old fashioned stare at some married chick and her overpaid dancing body….in a one piece….straight for social media where people can jerk off to her like the good mormon she is….

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2018

22

Nov

Julianne Hough Naughty Mormon on Rumspringa Thanksgiving of the Day

I didn’t think Mormons celebrated modern holidays, or is that Jehovahs, I can’t tell the door to door friends I like to traumatize by answering my door nude, or in condom, apart…..I just know they are the fucking worst when they come knocking and projecting their bullshit religion on us in some pilgrimage that offends me….you know kind of like how the Europeans came into North America with their bullshit ideas that they decided to shove down the throats of the Indians before stealing their land….

Not that Julianne Hough is still a Mormon, I assume she’s turned her back on that church after having a sexual relationship with her brother, as Mormons do, you know keep it in the church, and family…when your family has decided you are both dance partners at the age of 9 and decide to fully commit to that…and you are sent to the UK to live in this foreign land with your brother to further your dance training…something that should have ended in her being a stripper…but instead got her to Hollywood…where she chose the fuck Cokehead Ryan Seacrest cuz he looked like her gay brother….life…

Unless this is just Rumspringa….you know those Mormons dress like Pilgrims….so it makes sense that she’d be out there being naughty on Thanksgiving for her people.

Crazy mormons…

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2018

15

Nov

Julianne Hough Spreads her Mormon Legs of the Day

Julianne Hough Pussy Print White Panties

I can’t figure out where the pussy is in this pic, I see the spread legs, but I don’t see the dancing leotard jacked up in the pussy, so that I can connect with the photo on an emotional level as I imagine what her brother lost his Mormon Virginity to, and what Seacrest destroyed because he’s a coked up pervert – I have proof.

This is like some magazine back pages game, not the escorting kind, but the find what is wrong with this image kind…and I don’t like it one bit..

If you’re gonna spread the legs like the Mormon whore on Rumspringa you are….make it fucking count…like she made the Dancing with the Stars casting call count…you know do better you lazy bitch..

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2018

04

Oct

Julianne Hough Hard Nipples in a Bikini of the Day

Julianne Hough Wet White Bikini Hard Nipples

Julianne Hough is a stripper who never was…but that doesn’t mean she can’t be an exhibitionst slut who is living up to what she could have been…in a mainstream way…without being an actual stripper…by bringing the daily smut to her social media and beyond…thanks to her celebrity that gets people talking about her.

I’ve done a dozen posts on this Mormon Whore who has been on Rumpsringa for a long time now…all Hollywood and out of control….in her bikini…

I am such a typical, basic, dude…because I sexualize women who sexualize themselves and because whenever I see a girl studying professional dancing, I assume she will be a sex worker…unless she is a fat lesbian hippie, who they do accept into Liberal college dance programs…they are actually the majority in those programs…and you’d know that if you e ever audited any college class to look for whores….you know some days are slower than others and it’s nice to have hobbies like watching college girls dance and intellectualize dance with theory and history..hilarious really…

Well, she’s in her bikini with her hard nips, for you, and I guess for her brother who she clearly used to have sex with when they were coming up as the Donnie and Marie of the last generations…before she let Seacrest rip lines of coke off her asshole as he did with 2 of the girls I know personally who he has fucked…weirdos get weirder the richer they get.

Julianne Hough Wet White Bikini

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2018

01

Oct

Julianne Hough Hard Nipple Fitness Erotica of the Day

Julianne Hough Hard Nipples Cameltoe Tight Leggings

Julianne Hough is dressed like an instagram influencer according to that instagram influencer costume they were selling at the ever cool, ever important, ever culturally relevant, finger on the pulse, massive exploitative Urban Outfitters, reminding us that nothing is sacred, nothing is exclusive or elite, it’s all one pile of sell out, mainstream nonsense..

Julianne Hough also reminds me that Mormons can be bad….they can pull off their Mormon underwear, and if you’ve seen Mormon underwear, you’ll laugh to the visual of Mormon Underwear, and move to LA where they become dance whores, but not the kind of dance whores who dance for money in their bra at the stripclub, dance whores on TV so it’s more acceptable…dance whores who dated Seacrest….and possibly her brother..before being married to whoever she is married to…and more importantly…NIPPLES OUT….

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2018

25

Sep

Julianne Hough Mormon Bikini Pics of the Day

Julianne Hough is a stripper who never was…

I always look onto professional dancers who have made it in the world as professional dancers….and think of what would have been had they been from a different ethnicity or socio-economic background….

I always think of the dance moves, the artistry that could be added to what would be their strip shows if they did what professionally trained dancers were supposed to do…and work as a stripper…before losing all hope and either killing themselves off….not able to accept that not everyone can be Janet Jackson’s back-up dancer and there is only so much room for Dancing TV Hosts…..and too many people can dance…

But that doesn’t mean Julianne Hough isn’t a slut, she fucks her brother, something incest porn lovers can appreciate, and I know you’re out there cuz it’s always trending on porn sites….she also fucked Seacrest, a power tripping Napolean complex with a trashy girl fetish, despite everyone thinking he’s gay…it’s an angle to get away with MeToo movement behavior….plus she’s a Mormon…and when Mormon’s leave the church, they all end up fucking nuts….ass out on the beach nuts….

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2018

24

Sep

Julianne Hough Topless Mormon Shower of the Day

Julianne Hough Topless Shower Black Thong

Julianne Hough and her Rumspringa she never returned from has just gone nutty…

Topless showering photos of her ass….

I mean this is what happens when you’re raised in a repressively wholesome religion, while you fuck your brother, thank to your parents putting you both into dance together, knowing that dance is the devil’s work….I guess they never saw Footloose..

Only to become Hollywood, to fuck Seacrest who I know for a fact, does coke off BUTTHOLES…women buttholes even…but that they SIGN NDAs to never mention because he worked too hard for this career…

There is no way her Butthole wasn’t involved in that…maybe it was her idea…you know these oppressive religious people always get extreme….in their fundamentalism or in their anti-religious ways…

That’s why it’s important to raise your kids in apathy. Ride the middle of the road….

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2018

19

Sep

Julianne Hough Topless Mormon of the Day

Julianne Hough Topless Slutty Erotica 1

I guess Mormon who fucks her brother, which is trendy, one of the most popular categories on the porno websites is INCEST.

The first porno I ever saw in the early 80s was an Incest porn I’ve talked about before. Reviewing that porn was actually my first “writing” job for a friend’s zine a few years later. It left a lasting impression, not because I would make every girl in my high school watch it.

It had classic lines like “Here’s the stuff that made you going back in you”…and “you sure didn’t learn how to fuck from your mother”….and “put it in her ass LeRoy, I don’t want no bastard Grandbabies” when the dad and his bowling buddy were fucking his hot daughter to celebrate their win…ALL while her sister was discovering herself at a sex party…upset that her dad didn’t chose her to fuck….

That said…Julianne Hough must still be on Rumspringa after her Mormon life faded and Hollywood whore doing cocaine off Ryan Seacrests pussy hole….before being married and naked in this shoot…

Julianne Hough Topless Slutty Erotica

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2018

16

Aug

Julianne Hough Topless Tease of the Day

Julianne Hough Topless Covering Up

Julianne Hough – Mormon Gone Bad….

Don’t let her marriage confuse you, or take you off course in your thinking of her being a slut, because looking at her social media content you will see she’s clearly a slut…..

Don’t let it make you think she doesn’t still fuck her brother.

Like any incest relationship I have read about in the incest porn I’ve seen – both from the 70s and today – because I guess people are into fucking family members enough that they make porn about it – an incest relationship runs deeper than any superficial romance…and that a brother and sister who have been fucking from a young age will continue to fuck into their old age as it was part of their upbringing, their development, part of them…

So even when she’s doing coke of Seacrests dick before he shoves it up in her…or with her husband producing clickbait like this for her pervert fans…you know just around the corner her dancing brother is jerking off to her…the memory of her…and that she’s putting this content out there for him….

That’s all I have to say about that.

Julianne Hough Naked Covering Up

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