When you’re too fat to live….as a model…but you like your celebrity…that you bought cuz your family is rich…you have limited options…to justify your existence…because you don’t want to be called plus sized…no one wants to be called plus sized…even when plus sized is in trend…because fat girls never shut the fuck up and make us think they are legitimate people..

I called Kate Upton out when she launched, she was 18 years old…I could tell by her weird hips and back, that it was a matter of time the belly would catch up…and it did…but she still gets work…America loves fat tits…so much they’ve accepted her…because fat is the new fit…

That said, the best way to justify the fat…instead of just working out…is to blame it on pregnancy…and based on her leaked nudes…she’s slutty enough to take loads inside her….and I guess this is her big reveal…literally…

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It is safe to say that this is some sort of “artistic” interpretation of Kate Upton, you know some sort of Banksy, making fun, being sarcastic or facetious, of modeling by throwing the celebrated fat girl into a gym to pretend she works out, when we all know the only working out she does is putting on her fat chick bra or trying to bend over to tie her shoe…cuz that’s just the kind of fitness she is…

I guess along with Fashion “artistic” nudes….comes fashion “artistic” social commentary..and this is a joke…obviously…because Kate Upton working out…is a joke…

I love the on her back pose…like a turtle on it’s shell trying to flip over…Legendary…breaking the internet…and any chairs she sat on in the making of this…

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There’s a difference between fat tits and big tits…

Fat tits just have a mind of their own, maybe it’s the diabetic neuropathy…

Maybe it’s the hypo gylecia or glandular issue that makes them so obese..they’ll tell you it’s medical and genetic, as no fat person has ever admitted to it being their fault, or their overeating and not working out…they are the victims who like to pretend they love their body, because it allows them to not do anything about it, and keep consuming…until they are too sick to move or fight authority on real issues….the government wants you fat..

That said…

Fat tits just have a mind of their own, they are spilling everywhere…

A photo posted by Kate Upton (@kateupton) on Sep 15, 2015 at 4:05pm PDT

So here’s Kate Upton, the biggest model of our generation…literally….

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As America gets fatter and fatter, plus sized is all the rage…and who better to celebrate being Plus Sized than Kate Upton, who is clearly Plus Sized, so Plus Sized she’s even bigger than most plus sized models, only she books jobs and works as a regular sized model, which makes no sense, but I guess it’s just the professional version of “Secret Internet Fatty”…with a team of experts made to make her look skinny and to pass her off as a bikini model….and not a new wave bikini model…where they are all plus sized…but a traditional bikini model…and people fucking love her, give her work and make her viral..it’s weird…so weird…but I come from a school of thought that the fat girl is only good at 3 am when drunk…

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If you don’t like that…here’s the other Kate Upton, Rich Girl only famous for her tits…Charlotte Mckinney, Who doesn’t deserve a post of her own, but we likes to piggy back on Kate Upton…because I guess Kate Upton is too big to piggy back on anyone…they’d break….

She’s in a Sports Bra…trying to tame / suffocate / draw attention to them tits..

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Plus sized model, who sexts her boyfriend, who she loves so much, even though he sexts other girls, because we saw his phone hack, and we got a glimpse into his on the road behavior, probably fueled by tinder,and being a pro-athlete, coupled with having a fat, sloppy tit, overrated, but famous as fuck girlfriend, who is better on paper, in viral videos and photoshoots, than in life…but she allows his antics because she’s a broken rich girl, and they turn a blind eye to boys being boys, in a world where people just want her tits…her big sloppy tits…even dogs…because she’s just that fertile lookin’…that other species get sucked in…

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Kate Upton is a plus sized model and the fact that they didn’t package her as one from Day one, is just a ridiculous lie, forcing her to photoshop the fuck out of herself, or more importantly, book some relevant fashion book called CR, that is apparently prestigious to get, all while rocking a Hilary Clinton body, complete with a fucking sweater wrapped around her waste, like an insecure girl at the pool, or going for a jog, or wearing leggings, because she knows her ass and belly are garbage…

Instead of just embracing her huge fucking tits…and dumpy ass body and saying “I am plus sized, we fooled you all, and here is my gut” as she eats a fucking pie..or cake, or both, because she’s fat…

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Kate Upton posted this picture of her of her ass in a see through dress…

That means that Kate Upton thinks her ass looks on point as fuck in this picture…

Otherwise she wouldn’t “self” edit her pics to reflect her personal brand by posting it on social media…

Which is probably the only good thing about social media…it’s like we get a core of these idiots, or what they feel represents them best, at the time of posting, because there is a process of uploading, writing a caption, and posting it that give her all the ability and options to re-think the posting of her ass on instagram….there can’t be much more red tape warning.

So the fatty with the broad back, who represents big tits having the ability to win the hearts of men at a genetic, biologial level….with those big tits…despite being fat…wants you to see this…so see it…but I prefer the nudes she wanted her boyfriend to see…those things were sloppy…I mean her whole body was sloppy…but it was more intriguing than just this…

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Sometimes…a picture says 1000 words…in this case…a picture says this girl has eaten 1000 cookies a week for the last 6 years…

I am a firm believer in a Kate Upton competitive eater…but we’ll just let her pretend she’s skinny enough to justify her career…fame…getting in a bikini…because this is the fat generation…and I guess that means she is…

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I find it interesting, but not interesting at all, that Kate Upton is heavier than any of the plus sized models the agencies are booking for work, because America likes fat chicks, as america is fat chicks, and skinny chicks just upset buyers who can’t relate to skinny chicks, but hate skinny chicks, for not eating as much cake as them….

I mean there is so much more interesting to look at, to focus on, to pay attention to, that some girl who was busty at 16 and fit enough to get famous as a titty model…even though she started out rich to begin with, her dad invented the washing machine…I know she looks more like her dad invented the deep fryer…

Not that it matters…what does matter is that you’d still let her sit on your face, now that she’s grown into her tits, even though you’d probably die…you’ve lived long enough anyway…

Here are her pants about to explode…because she doesn’t want to size-up…

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