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2016

05

Jan

Kendall Jenner Lesbian-ing on Kylie Jenner of the Day

There’s a story that Kendall is dating some One Direction dude who fucked Taylor Swift named Harry Styles, because they were on a yacht together with Gigi Hadid and the other One Direction kid….

But then there’s another story that Kendall is a dyke and dating Cara Delevigne.

All stories produced by Kris Jenner…to keep people talking..

When the real story is if they were able to take this twerk video and carry it into a lesbian incest storyline and sex tape…Kendall always sexually assaults her…but they just fuck the same dudes…but can’t touch since that’s illegal…at least they’d be where they belong as broken, low level bottom feeders.

Kylie and Kendall are totally uninteresting characters, we can assume they are really fucking damaged, which gives us hope of a horrible crash and burn, as these things tend to happen, it’s just remarkable to me, that they’ve existed this long. I mean I guess America is really fucking mindless and dumb and buy into tabloid idiots, because it’s more interesting than taking correspondence classes to get their high school equivalency…

I mean if you think about it, their mom is this narcissist whore mongering woman, who uses her own kids as her talent pool of whores to monger…her sister’s a porn chick, her other sister is OJs kid, their dad is a woman….and through their whole life their were fucking puppets, watched in the fishbowl, used to sell product and a bullshit tabloid story, and one has become an overrated model…she’s just not a model…and the other is a lingerie clad booty model, despite being white, thanks to plastic surgery and her whore sister lead…

I am not telling you anything you don’t already know, it’s just unbelievable that in a world with so much content, these people book work. That brands support them despite being garbage, up on some Honey Boo Boo shit, but instead…everyone is working for them. I do not get it.

I also don’t get these softcore porn videos…Rolling Around in Lingerie…for no reason set to music. They are SO fucking cheesy…but I guess you can see their ass…straight for Kylie’s teen porn app…

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Either way, they are doughy, vile, garbage…that must die.

Oh and here’s Kendall in Vogue….because Vogue supports garbage…if it is rich, has good rich, and looks like its disgusting mom….

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2016

04

Jan

Kendall Jenner on a Yacht, In a Bikini, With One Direction of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is a useless, overrated, instagram personality who apparently matters to the younger generation because she does such fun things, and she’s been marketed to them from a young age…all while having little to no talent, but rather fame whoring parents…who know the system…so much they have sex changes for attention…

I have seen Kendall in person, there’s nothing great about her at all, if she wasn’t a Kardashian all done up, with people giving her a ton of attention, you wouldn’t even notice her…you know terribly fucking average…but she gets paid to promote shit that people buy – thanks to the family knowing the system, working the system, at any and all expense…and the fact that they continue to exist, and that brands continue to support them and work with them, blows my fucking mind, when I know it was all built of unprotected interracial sex tapes…that they fucking staged. Insane.

The world is insane…

Well, she’s apparently fucking a dude named Harry Styles, who has also fucked Taylor Swift and I’m sure a lot of other people, not just Simon Cowell, the man who created his band One Direction, but groupies…and in this circle of all the same people going to all the same places in trying to all get the same attention…to make the same money…pass around the same bitches, or in this case the same male popstars…

Here’s a mid post Musical break….by Taylor Swift, because Kendall is Taylor Swift’s friend and she is fucking her ex boyfriend, who is really just a dude she fucked for a few minutes in their self involved narcissism… we might as well post her new picture about her in some dress trying to be hot….with some of the worst fucking music ever produced…in a video of her running away from wolves in one of the dumbest concepts…of boys hurting her feelings….she’s the fucking worst..

Now back to Kendall…They are all vile people…but here she is average in an above average yacht…being overly endorsed and attended to…when really she’s garbage..which I guess would explain why she’s attaching herself to a young famous terribly relevant dude…it’s good for biz and that’s what these pieces of shit care about…

Her BFF, who I think she created and owns, Gigi Hadid is fucking another memeber of One Direction, so I guess this UK penetrating LA rich kid scenester fake models…is what’s going on here…

I’m in my 40s, why am I writing this, when we should just look at the only white Kardashian ass..whether with a white guy or not…unlike the family tradition..is so average, boring, overrated, but still worth cumming on and that’s all I have to say about that.

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2015

24

Dec

Kendall Jenner Looks Like Caitlyn Jenner for Love Magazine of the Day

Kendall Jenner is the Christmas Eve girl for Love Magazine…because this has been her year, everyday is Christmas, because she gets hired despite there never being s a less talented, interesting, non-compelling, at least she’s skinny, but really when I saw her in person, next to an actual hot model chick, you realize the lie they are perpetuating with their media power, her friend, who was probably less of a fame whore than her and her family was actually hot, and not a weird mix of Khloe, Caitlyn and the whore wrangling mom…..

She’s in underwear making a fool of herself for this Christmas fashion video that isn’t even a good half naked girl doing nothing fashion video, but she does have skinny legs, and a powerful family even if it is a lame family pushing her and making this average as FIRE as they can get it…

Love Magazine ruined Christmas…..in their worst, bottom feeding, sloppy concept advent calendar production to date….

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2015

01

Dec

Kendall Jenner Shower Scene for Love Magazine December 1st Advent Calendar Video of the Day

Love Magazine has some cool factor in the “industry”, either a great PR team or a millionaire editor or publisher who congregates with these idiots and who has a relationship with model agents and publicists that get them the relevant talent, whether photo or video people or the “talent” and I use that word very fucking loosely…like Kendall Jenner..

Every december for the last many fucking years, I post their advent calendar, not because they pay me, but because I genuinely think it is good, and really if I didn’t hate on these people I’ll day, I’d totally suck up to them and feed their ego, to leverage them, to make this site more relevant….the problem is my soul doesn’t allow me to play the game like that and for that reason, coupled with laziness, disorganization and limited talent…I remain a critic not a creator…or whatever these Love magazine people are…beyond using Kendall to get hits to their shit…

These people hate being teased, are so sensitive and love being sucked up to, so if you meet a Kendall and want her to promote your shit, don’t call her the daughter of a tranny freak, just overrated and prostituted by her mother….because they’ve figured out how to trick the world…for now..

She’s not even cute…even in the shower…I despise her…

Via Love Magazine

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2015

30

Nov

Kendall Jenner Posted Another Girl Nude of the Day

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So along with Tranny porn, the Kardashians have ruined pretty much every….leaving nothing sacred, commercializing and monetizing on everything….

The young one who was statutory raped – according to the law – but not really because the family didn’t press charges, as they are all whores, including the “It”….figure the younger you’re filling that pussy, the more money you’ll make us…basic mom whoring out daughter story our nation was built on…

Now Kendall, is posting nude pics of other models naked on a horse, and the picture isn’t even that naked, there’s no nipple and/or labia, making it clothed to me…and the world is going nuts…

It’s a trending fucking story…whether it is her or not, even though, even if it was her, who fucking cares…these are whores…that’s what whores do…they get naked…for money…

I’m not an expert on the Kardashian machine, but I’m pretty sure I’ve seen Kendall’s nipples before, so why the fuck would her naked on a horse be a trending story…oh right, because America buys into this shit…and make it a trending story, or maybe…Kardashians are Facebook investors and get their stories fed to the sidebar…or maybe they just have such a big fanbase that if they post a story…it actually breaks the coding algorithm and trends…

Either way, fuck this family. They are a national security threat.

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2015

05

Nov

Kendall Jenner Nipple Celebrates 40 Million Followers with Censored Tit Flash of the Day

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Kendall Jenner hit 40 million followers…so she flashed her tit…like some white trash, trailer park trash, college coed at some frat party before jumping into a wet t-shirt contest…

Not that I have anything against titty flashes, I think tits are great and I sexualize them harder than Feminists could ever imagine a tit being sexualized….in their “It’s to feed babies”….even though they have a lot of downtime when not feeding babies, especially when they are 20 and being used to get noticed…when babies aren’t even in the fucking mix…plenty of opportunity for people like me to sexualize the motherfuckers…or the the owner of the motherfuckers to take a cue from the family code of conduct manual they are given at birth that the mom spent the fucking OJ years writing…it’s called “Owning the Fucking Media like it was a Rich Man with Our Pussies”…

Garbage.

Here’s the rest of her shoot – by Moises Arias who was so lucky to spend time with Kendall taking pics…at least that’s probably what she thinks.

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2015

03

Nov

Kendall Jenner’s Butt Shot for her Birthday of the Day

Kendall Jenner turning 20 years old was trending on social media…

That blows my fucking mind…

Even with her booty pics like this cry for attention from her instagram:

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I don’t understand the appeal, or why people buy into these vapid little spoiled brats. I don’t understand why people follow their every move or feel connected to them. Is it because they watched them grow up and it’s on some Truman Show level of people sucked into the lie…that she’s not aware of, or is it just that there are so many of them that each one cross promotes the other to increase family wealth in what would make for a very depressing social experiment for anyone with a soul or depths, but these idiots just want designer clothes and in Kendall case to pose in the marketing campaigns for the designer clothes..and I guess the mall brand underwear also because that’s what young people think is important…it makes for a great social media..

I just don’t know why people feed into this shit…but I guess it’s just easy…like her sister…which is the reason we’re all here today talking about this shit..

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2015

30

Oct

Kendall Jenner Talks Her “Insecurity” because she’s Real of the Day

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I am amazed people refer to Kendal Jenner ar as a model or a supermodel…are they really that lazy?

There is nothing fashion model about this character from one of the trashiest shows on TV, other than the fact that her family can afford to buy her designer clothes, not that they have to buy designer clothes, designers who make clothes just send them free shit….

So the extent of her modeling is being a trash can of a human, from a trash can of a family, on a trash can of a show…but with a big social media following…that I guess converts for brands…because the general public are morons and buy what she tells them…or something I’ll never understand…

So with conversions, comes campaigns, because brands don’t give a fuck about concept or who they cast in their lazy at best concepts…they just care about conversions…and like her dad…who converted his gender…this bitch converts…

But I will never call a social media personality from a garbage trash TV show..a supermodel…because marketing departments are lazy and say “people seem to like her, use her, the campaign will get noticed”..

It reminds us that all this is an absolute joke…. the fashion industry, the celebrity world, and social media…jokes…

It’s like mindless idiots don’t take a second to think “she’s not very hot, she’s not really a model, she is on a garbage show and represents all wrong in the world, giving her this work is just feeding into this bullshit and perpetuating it, which is easier than being innovative or taking risks”…and the whole thing…is vile…it’s just suck up bitches sucking up to bitches…

She is not cute, she’s not important, interesting, a leader, an innovator, she’s just a lie, a pile of bullshit lie….she is a Kardashian…and she’s playing a model for fun, like everyday is Halloween, because she can…we allow it, the brands allow it…stop celebrating shit..

The best Kendall Quote is from her app – talking about her “insecurities”…made me laugh:

I had such bad acne when I was younger. It completely ruined my self-esteem. I wouldn’t even look at people when I talked to them. I felt like such an outcast; when I spoke, it was with my hand covering my face.” She then goes on to discuss the way in which she found an acne solution through both [INSERT PRODUCT PLACEMENT HERE] and growing older.

“What I want everyone to understand is that it’s been a process: It wasn’t anything that happened overnight. But slowly, I’m working towards not caring, and I’m just in so much of a better place about it all now that I’m older,”

Is this a fucking joke? Here’s her campaign for H&M.

It’s gotta be a joke…

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2015

26

Oct

Kendall Jenner Titty From Behind of the Day

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Here’s a little Kendall Jenner promoting Calvin Klein like a little hooker who gets naked because brands offer her money, which has less integrity than her sister Kim, who was a little hooker getting fucked for the dream of making money, because there was as good a chance her sex tape was a dud – like a bunch of other fame whores like Tila Tequila or Shauna Sand….but instead turned into a fucking empire..because the one percent have the ability to spin stories and make even the offensive porn shit that gets other people kicked out of their colleges and fired from their jobs…into billions of entertainment dollars…

I realize we’re in the era of the gaping asshole, and a little tit from behind isn’t anything major or controversial but a symbol of everything wrong with this family, in the least offensive way, because she’s the whitest one and obviously white is better…than the other shit…sprayed on this trashy fucking family…

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2015

22

Oct

Kendall Jenner’s Nipple Ring of the Day

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Kendall Jenner has a nipple ring…

She also posted this pictures of her ass…

It is safe to say…she’s conditioned, designed, created, built for this bullshit family and their bullshit existence, that I guess isn’t bullshit, since they can monetize the fuck out of it…and I’m here writing about her nipple ring, even though we’ve already seen her tits, and even though every under 25 year old seems to have nipple rings…it’s not exciting…it’s annoying…but I can’t help but put this up…sheer white tee is beating my boycott of this garbage and everything about them…

All these idiots are the fucking same, basic, typical…annoying…but sheer white tee…always wins…and they know it…that’s why they do it…HARLOTS!

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