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2013

12

Nov

Kendall Jenner’s #RichKidsofInstagram Pic of the Day

Kendall Jenner is a rich kid….she’s got an instagram…so it’s only natural she’d post her ass in a rich kid of instagram style picture I mean she may or may not be the one producing the Rich Kids of Instagram reality show in the works..because she is the queen rich kid of Instagram…not the richest…but up there with the loudest and most obnoxious…it’s not her fault…it’s a family thing…and I’d totally K-Fed her if they were looking to throw a wrench in the storyline of their shit show…

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2013

04

Nov

Kendall Jenner is 18..of the Day

Just what Kendall Jenner needs…more positive affirmations from her family to help feed her ego and help make her believe that she’s a fucking angel sent from heaven who is hotter and more important and more relevant than she actually is…because that’s how things work for vapid cunts and their shitty self involved families that pretend they actual love each other when they only love themselves…

I prefer my rich kids to have less love and more darkness in their souls…you know ignored on their birthday, or sent a cake via the maid because the family is busy doing their own thing, even when they are the least offensive, hottest body Kardashian…still a Kardashian…but tolerable to look at in pictures…

She’s 18, I think it’s ok for you to masturbate to pics of her at 17, because nothing really changes at 18, other than her ability to do porn legally…

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2013

16

Oct

Kendall Jenner’s Weird Naked Pic of the Day

Kendall Jenner is naked…at least naked enough on instagram…which is a perfect way to use instagram….especially if you’re underage…turn publicly traded companies into criminal activity…

It also reminds us all that there’s another Kim amongst us, trying to make magic with her body, because that’s what her momma taught her…and at 17 and not fat and disgusting, she’s ready to fucking bring it…the way she knows to bring it…

I am into what this is going to become…

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2013

03

Oct

Kendall Jenner for Agua Bendita of the Day

She’s finally made it…

Kendall Jenner, aspiring Victoria’s Secret model, with a broken down Kardashian Face, who is not hot at all, and only has a good 17 year old body to carry her through this Victoria’s Secret model dream, has been booked to model swimwear for some company that I assume is owned by Victoria’s Secret, because they lend them their models all the time, and that would only happen, if they had a big piece of the pie…and not the pie Kendall never got at the dinner table because the big Kardashian ate all of it…

So I guess this is step one of mom’s whoring….and I guess Agua Bendita’s first step in child pornography….because when my neighbor gets 17 year olds half naked…the police aren’t huge fans….

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2013

16

Sep

Kendall Jenner Bikini Models of the Day

Turns out that Kendall Jenner isn’t quite built like a Kardashian, she’s longer and leaner, and more athletic at 17…but ultimately, she’s 17 and most girls are tighter at 17, but more importantly, she’s still a fucking Kardashian, and would be celebrated the day their house burnt down and no one escaped alive, just because of the association she has to the family, and her ability to spread on the DNA of their whore, fame obsessed mother…

She has this idea that she’s going to be a bikini model, or a Victoria’s Secret model, and she’s out there hustling hard, working for shitty low level companies, but her face, reminds me of the ugly Kardashian, meaning this shit is just spoiled brat dreams, like when a rich kid with a guitar’s dad record an album for him…only the half naked, she’s 17, you won’t mind staring, while her mom won’t mind any fucking buzz she gets version.

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2013

31

Jul

Kendall Jenner’s Instagram Bikini Pic of the Day

Kendall Jenner is an aspiring bikini model, who at 17 already knows how she wants to leave her mark on the world, she’s already established her superficial, vapid legacy and it is all thanks to her sister’s porno career and her mom’s ability to prostitute her kids, because let’s face it, kids are ungrateful assholes who ruin your naps, and life, and cost you money and tie you down, so you might as well put them to work, and make having them worth it…right?

Well, since she’s not hired by Victoria’s Secret, she’s gone to instagram to put out them bikini pics…herself…because I guess it’ll plant a seed…and the good news is if all else fails she can leak a porno…her sister already knows all the right people and you know she’s already getting her fuck on…practicing for the big day whenever that may be…cuz her momma taught her right.

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2013

09

Jul

Kendall Jenner Paddleboards in a Bikini Top of the Day

Kendall Jenner continues to be whored out to the Paparazzi now that Kim is indisposed…unfortunately not disposed in the dumpster with her baby outside of prom…assuming she ever went to high school.

They are using the young hot one as a diversion from the old fat one getting her fat sucked out of her so that they can sell “Post Baby Body Bikini Pics”…

But what I don’t understand is why these bikini pics, lack bikini bottoms, are they being tame now that the mom is getting criticism for promoting teen ass…you know wait for her 18th birthday to make a pornstar out of her that will be marketed as a victim as well as a “barely legal”…cuz it’s all about the money and people talking people…at least we hope the bitch mom is still that desperate cuz it’ll make for good times…

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2013

05

Jul

Kendall Jenner in her American Flag Bikini of the Day



Just so you know, it isn’t perverted to post pics of a 17 year old girl with a long lean body, and a decent amount of athleticism, who aspires to be a bikini and lingerie model, who will get paid to be half naked, thanks to being from a household that learned the value of prostituting ones self if it is done properly…

Not only does Kendall want to be seen, that’s why she does this, she’s milking her youth and seducing…but she’s only 6 months away from being 18, and from my memories of being 18, that’s really no different than being 17.5, the fact that you can’t bang her, is a law that really doesn’t make sense, especially with the hormones in the foot and girls getting their periods at 7 years old now, kinda making 17 the new 25…

Not to mention, any girl you talk to will tell you that 17 is when their body was at its best, unless they were obese at 17 from eating their feelings cuz daddy touched them inappropriately, before turning to the sex trade in later years after developing a drug dependency, that made them shed the pounds…but we’re working off averages here and the average girl has a better body at 17 than now, it’s just a fact…deal with it.

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2013

02

Jul

Kendall Jenner Looks Nude in this Shoot of the Day

Kendall Jenner is a teenage reality star, who at 17, has said she’d give away her reality show fame, if she could trade it all in to be a bikini model…

Which is hilarious because she is only a reality TV star because her sister is a pornstar with a strategic mom who was well positioned to stage and spin the porn into a money making empire….

But not as hilarious as the fact that I just analyzed Kendall Jenner’s career, or even the fact that I know who Kendall Jenner is. I guess that’s just proof that EVIL is winning…

The fact is that she’s closer to 18 than 17 and if you’ve ever been 17, you know not much changes between fucking at 17 and fucking at 18, but for some reason the law thinks it does…If you’re in Canada, 16 is legal..and despite the hot tight bodies, 17 is very annoying to try to talk to or hang with, making them not worth having sex with even when you’re allowed…because the “taboo” or a oppressive government telling you what you can and can’t have sex with being lifted, allows you to see the light with clear mind….

What isn’t legal anywhere, is nude pics of someone who is under 18, meaning these pics of her in some magazine called KURV are probably clothed, but they sure want you to think otherwise, and it is safe to say her mom is behind this, she’s a seasoned pimp, and knows how it is done..

So here’s a preview of the bikini modelling that is sure to happen, from this tall, lean, kardashian demon.

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2013

28

Jun

Kendall Jenner’s Teen Bikini Wearing Body with Puppies of the Day

The best way to creep up a picture, you may feel creepy looking at, because she’s only 17, is to throw in a couple of puppies, because puppies are the same thing you would throw into your pitch in conversation with them, provided you ran into them at the park…You would even have a leash to make the “lost puppy” and need for help angle more believable…

I live in Canada, 16 is legal, so 17 year olds in bikinis don’t excite me, if anything I find them as annoying as all teens who get all loud in public…they can’t handle their booze, they don’t know how to bang, even though they aren’t virgins, and they don’t really have a clue in how the world works, especially when they are coddled rich brats like these Kardashians…

The only thing decent about a 17 year old, is that they aren’t fat or dumpy, or as 25 year olds like to call it “Womanly”…code for fat….

At 17, with Olympic genes, staying fit is easy, and it looks good, almost good enough for her dreams of being a Victoria’s Secret model, a sign of how ridiculous our world has become, you know that the youth want to be bikini model.

Even though I can’t see anything bad in having a generation of girls trying to look like bikini models…because it’s better than having a generation of girls wanting to be fat lazy pics with 3 kids on welfare addicted to baked goods….

Either way, here’s the long legs in a bikini holding puppies…and it’s not as bad as the rest of the horrible family…but then again, nothing really is.

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