She’s finally made it…

Kendall Jenner, aspiring Victoria’s Secret model, with a broken down Kardashian Face, who is not hot at all, and only has a good 17 year old body to carry her through this Victoria’s Secret model dream, has been booked to model swimwear for some company that I assume is owned by Victoria’s Secret, because they lend them their models all the time, and that would only happen, if they had a big piece of the pie…and not the pie Kendall never got at the dinner table because the big Kardashian ate all of it…

So I guess this is step one of mom’s whoring….and I guess Agua Bendita’s first step in child pornography….because when my neighbor gets 17 year olds half naked…the police aren’t huge fans….

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Turns out that Kendall Jenner isn’t quite built like a Kardashian, she’s longer and leaner, and more athletic at 17…but ultimately, she’s 17 and most girls are tighter at 17, but more importantly, she’s still a fucking Kardashian, and would be celebrated the day their house burnt down and no one escaped alive, just because of the association she has to the family, and her ability to spread on the DNA of their whore, fame obsessed mother…

She has this idea that she’s going to be a bikini model, or a Victoria’s Secret model, and she’s out there hustling hard, working for shitty low level companies, but her face, reminds me of the ugly Kardashian, meaning this shit is just spoiled brat dreams, like when a rich kid with a guitar’s dad record an album for him…only the half naked, she’s 17, you won’t mind staring, while her mom won’t mind any fucking buzz she gets version.

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Kendall Jenner is an aspiring bikini model, who at 17 already knows how she wants to leave her mark on the world, she’s already established her superficial, vapid legacy and it is all thanks to her sister’s porno career and her mom’s ability to prostitute her kids, because let’s face it, kids are ungrateful assholes who ruin your naps, and life, and cost you money and tie you down, so you might as well put them to work, and make having them worth it…right?

Well, since she’s not hired by Victoria’s Secret, she’s gone to instagram to put out them bikini pics…herself…because I guess it’ll plant a seed…and the good news is if all else fails she can leak a porno…her sister already knows all the right people and you know she’s already getting her fuck on…practicing for the big day whenever that may be…cuz her momma taught her right.

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Kendall Jenner continues to be whored out to the Paparazzi now that Kim is indisposed…unfortunately not disposed in the dumpster with her baby outside of prom…assuming she ever went to high school.

They are using the young hot one as a diversion from the old fat one getting her fat sucked out of her so that they can sell “Post Baby Body Bikini Pics”…

But what I don’t understand is why these bikini pics, lack bikini bottoms, are they being tame now that the mom is getting criticism for promoting teen ass…you know wait for her 18th birthday to make a pornstar out of her that will be marketed as a victim as well as a “barely legal”…cuz it’s all about the money and people talking people…at least we hope the bitch mom is still that desperate cuz it’ll make for good times…

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Just so you know, it isn’t perverted to post pics of a 17 year old girl with a long lean body, and a decent amount of athleticism, who aspires to be a bikini and lingerie model, who will get paid to be half naked, thanks to being from a household that learned the value of prostituting ones self if it is done properly…

Not only does Kendall want to be seen, that’s why she does this, she’s milking her youth and seducing…but she’s only 6 months away from being 18, and from my memories of being 18, that’s really no different than being 17.5, the fact that you can’t bang her, is a law that really doesn’t make sense, especially with the hormones in the foot and girls getting their periods at 7 years old now, kinda making 17 the new 25…

Not to mention, any girl you talk to will tell you that 17 is when their body was at its best, unless they were obese at 17 from eating their feelings cuz daddy touched them inappropriately, before turning to the sex trade in later years after developing a drug dependency, that made them shed the pounds…but we’re working off averages here and the average girl has a better body at 17 than now, it’s just a fact…deal with it.

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Kendall Jenner is a teenage reality star, who at 17, has said she’d give away her reality show fame, if she could trade it all in to be a bikini model…

Which is hilarious because she is only a reality TV star because her sister is a pornstar with a strategic mom who was well positioned to stage and spin the porn into a money making empire….

But not as hilarious as the fact that I just analyzed Kendall Jenner’s career, or even the fact that I know who Kendall Jenner is. I guess that’s just proof that EVIL is winning…

The fact is that she’s closer to 18 than 17 and if you’ve ever been 17, you know not much changes between fucking at 17 and fucking at 18, but for some reason the law thinks it does…If you’re in Canada, 16 is legal..and despite the hot tight bodies, 17 is very annoying to try to talk to or hang with, making them not worth having sex with even when you’re allowed…because the “taboo” or a oppressive government telling you what you can and can’t have sex with being lifted, allows you to see the light with clear mind….

What isn’t legal anywhere, is nude pics of someone who is under 18, meaning these pics of her in some magazine called KURV are probably clothed, but they sure want you to think otherwise, and it is safe to say her mom is behind this, she’s a seasoned pimp, and knows how it is done..

So here’s a preview of the bikini modelling that is sure to happen, from this tall, lean, kardashian demon.

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The best way to creep up a picture, you may feel creepy looking at, because she’s only 17, is to throw in a couple of puppies, because puppies are the same thing you would throw into your pitch in conversation with them, provided you ran into them at the park…You would even have a leash to make the “lost puppy” and need for help angle more believable…

I live in Canada, 16 is legal, so 17 year olds in bikinis don’t excite me, if anything I find them as annoying as all teens who get all loud in public…they can’t handle their booze, they don’t know how to bang, even though they aren’t virgins, and they don’t really have a clue in how the world works, especially when they are coddled rich brats like these Kardashians…

The only thing decent about a 17 year old, is that they aren’t fat or dumpy, or as 25 year olds like to call it “Womanly”…code for fat….

At 17, with Olympic genes, staying fit is easy, and it looks good, almost good enough for her dreams of being a Victoria’s Secret model, a sign of how ridiculous our world has become, you know that the youth want to be bikini model.

Even though I can’t see anything bad in having a generation of girls trying to look like bikini models…because it’s better than having a generation of girls wanting to be fat lazy pics with 3 kids on welfare addicted to baked goods….

Either way, here’s the long legs in a bikini holding puppies…and it’s not as bad as the rest of the horrible family…but then again, nothing really is.

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Kendall Jenner posted this picture to her instagram – stating that it’s not retouched yet guys…which I translated as “I think I’m hot enough to post my bikini photoshoots to my social media without being retouched like my pig sisters who don’t do anything without running it through our editorial team of handlers”…and I guess my response to that is…what 17 year old body really needs to be retouched when it is in a bikini…I see 17 year olds everyday in their ass hugging, ass cheek exposing shorts, because it is the style, and as shocking as it is that their parents let them out of the house like that, I kinda endorse it cuz it makes the older 23 year old asses a little insecure about their sloppiness, putting the fucking work…squat squat…

The funny thing about Kendall is her dreams of being a Victoria’s Secret model, glad she’s using her resources to change the world, and to not further endorse her own “I’m so hot, people look at me” spoiled brat ego…

PS – There is hope this family goes broke and she does porn by 30….fingers crossed.

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If you’re like me, and have the capacity to see past the fact that this chick is a Kardashian…you know thanks to being 17, half naked, thin, and built like a model…then these pics are for you…

There’s something really vapid and useless about a girl who has all the money and connections in the world, who only wants one thing, and that is to be a Victoria’s Secret model, something that based on some of the Victoria’s Secret choices, is bound to happen….

You know she could choose to be anything, from a Doctor to saving AIDS Babies in Africa, but all she wants is to be half naked in a bikini…

Genius.

At least for those of us who like girls who like being in bikinis and are willing to do anything to get it, like practice for social media.

The whole thing is pretty horrible, but then again, she’s a Kardashian, that’s kinda their thing.

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Jesus. If she wasn’t 17, I’d think she was trying to seduce us with her half naked body and long legs. You know this crotch shot designed to make perverts everywhere sexualize her in efforts to keep the family on the map by giving people hope that the have some hotness and sex appeal left in them…now that the rest of the world has realized that Kim Kardashian, their star pig, is a fucking cow and not the sex icon her marketing team made all you idiots believe via shitty sex tapes…

Ultimately, the family is the worst..and even at 17…it’s safe to say the stage mom Kris Kardashian is behind this and trying to get as much press as possible…and the only thing wholesome about a 17 year old posting crotch shots to the internet….is that you can’t legally masturbate to it….making it all ok….but we all know what’s going on here, we’re onto you…and I’m not complaining…18 is right around the corner…and that’s when they’ll drop the big guns…

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