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2015

27

Jul

Kyle Jenner in an “Eat Me Out” Shirt of the Day

I think the first pussy I ate, I was probably 14 years old, maybe even younger…it was with a high school girlfriend, who was hardly I girl, but I’ve always taken when I can get…no matter how disgusting it is…at least back then before I realized that ugly girls are just as crazy as hot girls…and I’d rather just jerk off than acutally interact and deal with humans…more than just getting them to send me sex videos….

I was 14 in the 90s….this was before porn existed, and I wasn’t the kid molested by my teacher, or exposed to sex in a way that would make me know anything about eating pussy…you know when 14 year olds weren’t as sexed up as they are now…doing 50 shades of grey shit…thanks to society being a bunch of perverts…

I read people are mad, offended, shocked she wore this shirt…at 17….while being a Kardashian, famous from a porn video trashy, rich, hooker of a family…

While I think seeing a 17 year old, who looks 40, thanks to shitty face fillers, and bad make-up, trying to secure herself as an Amber Rose type of hip hop groupie, only rich as fuck, on TV, with no childhood, who has admitted to have fucked, possibly even eating the ass of TYGA….possibly to become his teen wife, all while 3 years older than I was when I used to eat out girls, 20 years ago, before kids are so exposed to shit, that eating out isn’t even what they do…it’s too basic…

Making a parody shirt “Eat Me Out”…..seem definitely not offensive at all….in comparisson to this offensive fucking family…

Meaning, these parents against offensive shit are fighting a fight they’ll never win…this motherfucker and her generation are just too fucked up sexually…

I mean….she looks like a porn star…why is an eat me out shirt offensive when her family and their entire existence is offensive…

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2015

24

Jul

Kylie Jenner Graduates High School of the day

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Kylie Jenner graduated high school…

It’s a big day for her Assistant who did all her homework, because she was too busy getting her face jacked up at the family plastic surgeon to look like a 45 year old housewife of Beverly Hills, which also looks like a porn chick, and/or stripper, even if it’s just a lot of clown make-up and not actual surgery, it’s not cute…for a 17 year old….or really for anyone, unless may they are in their 70s, trying to hang on, because at that point in your life, who gives a fuck, make everyday Halloween…

Her family had a big party where they all twerked, rubbed up on each other, probably made it a storyline in their show, that I can proudly say I’ve never seen…where everyone was just there because they were getting paid…and had no choice…as they texted…away…mom and dad no where to be found…but the Saquatch one demonstrated how her ass implants work…

The whole thing…VERY weird…creepy even….but would have been pretty perfect for a setting of a horror movie or mass killing..

Stop shooting up Movie Theaters crazy people, start shooting up the demons polluting our society…while I stare at their tits…

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2015

21

Jul

Kylie Jenner Tits of the Day

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A day is not a day…unless 12 year old Kylie Jenner shows us that if you’re raised in the proper loveless, self involved, vapid whore household….you’re never too young to show off your tits…hell you don’t even need to have tits to be whored out where she’s from…they start that shit when you’re in the womb and just keep it up…until America stops caring, but America seems to never stop caring…and I guess it’s because there is just so many of them, you can’t avoid them…coming at us from every angle, market, brand..they are everywhere…and so is this cleavage…

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2015

20

Jul

Kylie Jenner VS Snapchat of the Day

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I guess Kylie Jenner wasn’t the 21 year old found dead in Demi Moore’s pool with the “assistant”…partially because Kylie Jenner isn’t 21 but also because the “assistant” excuse is the oldest excuse used by famous people ever…assistants are the paid alibis always…

But Kylie Jenner is the youngest Kardashian craving attention, possibly because her father is a now her mother, but also due to attention seeking being a family tradition….which I guess is blanket statement for everything these idiots represent…

So she’s out showing off her soon to be 18, already fucked by 25 year old black dudes with kids tits…and…I don’t care, but find it interesting to see what young people to day are into…and doing…in this case to stay relevant for million dollar endorsement deals, but representative of all these self absorbed idiots with their constant selfies…using people like Kylie as their big cleavage leaders…

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2015

16

Jul

Kendall Jenner and Kendall Jenner and The Other Jenner fuck for Fashion of the Day

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Fuck all these Jenner’s all up in the news…

Whether it is daddy turned mommy Jenner offending the homophobes for being a woman…because he’s too pussy to just be a faggot…since hes’ not a faggot…but rather a lesbian who likes being pretty..getting sports awards because he’s an athlete…who loves being the center of attention because like his whole family, he’s shameless as fuck whether he wants to be a girl or a guy…or mocking femininity…weird…

Or daughter Jenners grinding up on each other like they were the Barbie Twins, or whoever those Penthouse twins were in the 90s who would grind up on each other….

Only now for Fashion, because fashion brands are the new porn…and the Jenners and other social media self promoting hookers are the new porn stars…

It is all garbage, but if you want to see sisters that have way too much hype around them, grind on each other for attention…

It’s annoying but the world is annoying..

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2015

15

Jul

Kyle Jenner’s Gratuitous Ass Pic of the Day

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I don’t know if watching, or documenting anything Kardashian Jenner is worth doing, but it is going on in pop-culture, and I’ve decided to write about this shit everyday, for no real reason, other than it just becoming a horrible hobby….

I do know that like Sinead O’Connor, I think this novelty act family is just representative of everything wrong in society. They are pawns who have positioned themselves to just push product, like this is a marketplace and these idiots are just the most shameless, and loud…

I am confident that everything horrible, and everything great has been written about these idiots…and trying to give it more attention is a waste of time, but when a 17 year old who fucks rappers, love rappers, and thinks she’s black because she has no identity as her family abandoned her and threw money at her when they were all caught up in themselves is almost sad…

But then she jacks her shorts up her ass and gets a shot from some sleazy vantage point of her on one of their expensive cars like this is a hip hop video…that I guess she aspires to star in…and I realize that in their failures and successes…this is a win.

If you don’t like Kylie, because she’s too young and things she’s black video vixen….here’s Kendall, who thinks she’s a model..

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2015

10

Jul

Kylie Jenner Amazing for Snapchat of the Day

Kylie Jenner is probably the most damaged of the Kardashians….

The older 3 or 4 were adults when Kim’s sex tape came out before the TV shit happened….so they lived a relatively normal rich kid life in the 80s and 90s…as these trashy LA rich kids did…

But this one is the bottom of the barrel…the last in a line of shit…the one who the family was too busy to pay attention to when she was in her formative years, you know traveling, making money, being famous…

This one knows nothing but the weird Truman show life they created. The fake relationships, the dad becoming a woman, the family becoming rich as fuck scamming the world…and she is just another fucking prop…and only 17..

At least the other Jenner/Kardashian…Kendall…who is only a couple of years older than this one…but she’s still smart enough to go the route of instagram model…who books campaigns for Calvin Klein, while this one has gone hip hop video vixen…pretty much what Kim Kardashian looks like but is too rich to be…

This one is more of a Junior version of her brother-in-law’s ex Amber Rose…and she’s practicing her twerk…I guess this hip hop, big ass trend is the what the young people are into..the get fucked by old tranny fucking rappers….because that’s what her sisters do…and it turns out it is fun on snapchat…

Either way, very trashy for a rich girl. She should just rebel from the family, get educated and do good in the world..there is already enough vapid, attention seeking trash at that dinner table…thanks to having a whore mother with a dream…and a vagina willing to make that dream happen..

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All this to say, teen tits in revealing clothing from snapchat..and she seems to have some race identity issues, seeing as her family is like the UN and she has no identity, I get it…but she looks light skinned, not white as fuck Jenner…weird.

And one more…

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2015

24

Jun

Kylie Jenner in a Bikini of the Day

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Kylie Jenner posted a bikini picture on instagram….because she gets performance bonuses at her job / house / from her mother who controls her finances because she’s 17, based on how many snapchat opens she gets and instagram likes she gets, you know like normal 17 year olds, who get the car for the night if they finish their chores or homework, only the hooker version….and the whole thing would be more depressing, if it wasn’t a weathered 17 year old with either plastic surgery or a lot of make-up in a bikini….right…

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2015

22

Jun

Kylie Jenner is Fun of the Day

Here’s some snapchats and Kyle / Kendall Jenner because their mom is a whore madame and they are the whores for her brothel…and their dad is a whore..who turned himself into a whore…because he was jealous of the attention his whores were getting….Hollywood….

The best one is where dude calls her Kendall…and he says “What that Mouth Do”….this guy is a hero…who could probably get arrested as a sex offender because she’s underage…to which she tells him to fuck off…

The second best one is where she talks about her big teen tits being tape not implants…because all 17 year olds should be taping their tits to look like implants…it’s just the healthy thing for girls pretending to be 40…while looking 40…at 17…cuz they weren’t raised properly and were forced to fend for themselves amongst vapid cunts and a camera crew…leaves a negative impact on a person’s soul….

I don’t care for anything Kardashian, other than using them as an example for how society is fucked..becuase they exist…but the young one is entertaining…and I guess that’s good enough…even if it’s not good at all..it is bad…bad bad…but the lesbian choke out isn’t that bad…

Here’s a few others:

Here’s some pics…

Here is a paparazzi pic of a girl in a thong…they are saying is Kylie changing…

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2015

09

Jun

The Other Kendall Jenner with the Lips Whoring at 17 of the DAy

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So the news that shouldn’t be news because it is absolutely irrelevant to the world…is that Kylie Jenner says that her mom “Kris” Jenner cut her off 3 years ago, because I guess it is a good storyline for the company that Seacrest’s writers came up with…that or she’s mad that her little baby is banging black rappers, even though she seems more like the kind of mother who is in the room, like a race horse breeder, sliding the cock in her kids cuz that pussy belongs to her and is money making machine….and it’ll only hurt a minute..

To assume this opportunist stage mother with 100 kids thanks to being an egotistical narcissist cunt…is anything more than a sociopath who actually cares about her family of Ks…is a ridiculous thought…but not as ridiculous as the shitty quality attention seeking pics this one, the other Kendall Jenner, who’s dad is a mom and mom is the devil, and who is luckily the last thing her mom shat out, and probably should have killed off in a postpartum depression that saved the fucking planet of the Kardashians…but I guess she’s too into herself for thqt…and more importantly – we’re not lucky enough for that..

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