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2015

29

May

Kylie Jenner Tight Pants of the Day

Kylie Jenner…who is digusting…and she’s only 17…not because she bangs older rappers…but because the plastic surgery, the rough around the edges, plastic surgery looking body at 17…can only go to a horrible place…you know with the worst of Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian and their mom to thank for her flawed personality…and look…

Here she is in tight pants…

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2015

27

May

Kylie Jenner and a Kardashian Cock Tease of the Day

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Why do these bitches need to cock tease with footage from a staged car accident…they know the world wants them dead.

Why don’t these Truman Show motherfuckers built off porn actually get a terminal illness, or have a family murder suicide, or really antyhing negative and horrible…instead they keep on winning, despite being horrible fucking people…

Here’s Kylie, 17 and posing….because her Black Statutory rapist boyfriend likes it when she’s posing…it’s grey area legal…which keeps things exciting…

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2015

26

May

Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner Jump of the Day

All the socialite, social media it girls are in Cannes because they are big into Film Festivals…seeing as none are actors or producers..they are also at the Grand Prix in Monaco…because they are really self proclaimed it girls…it’s not their fault the media eats them up…

All this to say, they are rich as fuck girls…who get to hang on 200,000 dollar a week yachts like it ain’t a thing, cuz people want them around and because that’s what it-girls do….

They have been trained properly by their parents, the billionaires who threw into the work force thanks to their egos, because why not use the hook-ups that get them paid…

Their names are Kendall Jenner, Bella Hadid and Kylie Jenner…and they are young and slutty when they don’t have to be, and could be doing other great things…

I don’t hate them…ultimately, who cares..

Here’s Kendall’s ass in Monaco

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Here’s Kyle Jenner….

I am more into Bella Hadid’s bikini choice…

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2015

11

May

Kylie Jenner Names Khloe Kardashian her Mom of the Day

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Not only do they share plastic surgeons, preference in black men penis,

Kylie either feels sorry for bootleg Kardashian…or when momma hooker kardashian turned jenner was busy whoring out the cuter sisters, and Kylie’s dad was busy sneaking around trying on panties, I guess Khloe was left on the sidelines with no friends, and nothing to do, probably because she was locked in the basement because that’s what you do with monsters, forced to hang with Kylie who was left crawling around with the hired help, because after 10 kids, who’s got time to raise them, when you’re busy pimping them…or some shit…plus Khloe is there to do it…

thank you for being you & being another mother figure to me my whole life and doing the same for our nieces and nephews. Whoever, one day, gets to have you for a mom will be the luckiest in the world. To the ones who’ve tried & haven’t received.. I celebrate you on this day too,

If you don’t care and I know you don’t – here’s Kim K waist training…because she’s a whore… who needs more than waist training…like taken out back and shot…or maybe some war camp abduction would work too…

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If you don’t care about that…and I know you don’t…here’s kendall in a bikini

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2015

08

May

Kylie Jenner Got High as Fuck and Ate SOme Popeyes of the DAy

Kylie Jenner got high and ate Fried Chicken at Popeyes and no that isn’t code for taking a load by her black boyfriend, who I’ve been told that before he even became a rapper, he was already living in Calabassas as a rich kid…but who cares about some 17 year old that has been exploited since she was 3 and what she has sex with at 17…because we were all 17 once…and I can assure you most of us were fucking or trying to fuck and that was even pre-internet days for me…so I can only imagine things being worse and in a democratic capitalist society I feel putting rules on when someone can or can’t put something in their assholes at any age is oppressive…especially someone like Kylie, who has been learning how to stick things in her asshole by her sister for many many years…

Point being, stop talking about bullshit scandal that is hardly scandal…more importantly…stop finding 17 year old hip hop vixen with ass implants eating chicken a hot thing….

Especially when you know every move anyone in this family makes is totally strategic.

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2015

06

May

Kylie Jenner’s Dirty Underwear Selfie of the Day

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Kylie Jenner and her possible ass implants…that would make sense because their family are a gang of fucking whores and ass implants are kind of the look for the generation…I mean that and super skinny model look…and I guess the mom wanted to cover both bases to stay relevant as a family…so she sent both of her jenner kids and her jenner husband to the lab to get modified so that they were marketable..

Either way Kylie, who isn’t 18, but has got the whore on with a 25 year old rapper, and her social media, because girls get their periods at 8 nowadays, especially when the mom is feeding them hormones in their fruity pebbles….and this is what she’s created…taking dirty underwear selfies…showing her underwear..and thickness…on a dirty mirror…instead of actual dirty underwear you’d probably buy on EBAY when her mom sells it on EBAY to sniff while you jerk off…you freak…so much scandal….right….

If you don’t like that Here’s Kendall singing you a song…

If you don’t like that…Here’s Kendall Fake Kissing Hailey Baldwin…because they are obnoxious it girls for no reason other than you making them it girs….

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2015

29

Apr

Kylie Jenner Piggy Backs French Montana of the Day

I have zero interest in Kylie Jenner, her lip challenge her mon’s PR agency probably came up with to get her name as viral as her sister’s cunt…

I don’t care about the family, the fact the dad is getting a sex change, or living a life as a woman, because I know it is just part of their media ploy and how they make their money, and motherfucker is likely just bullshitting, because for all this to happen now..seems a little fucked up…

I don’t care if Kylie gets ass injections at 16, it would make sense, that’s just the kind of trashy family she is from…and I don’t care how much money that trashy family makes because other trashy family is interested in then…

I do not care that she’s riding French Montana’s back….

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2015

24

Apr

Kylie Jenner’s Vagina Definition of the Day

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Kylie Jenner, the Mr Potato head 17 year old, who keeps modifying her face, ass, stomach and body to turn into an instagram hoochie video vixen…that has an audience for some weirdo fucking reason I call fat ethnically ambigious ass…which makes sense because I call these girls “Not Quite Kim Kardashians”…and Kylie is the closest “Not Quite Kim Kardashian”….since genetically they crawled out of the same monster womb….

Either way, you can see her black man loving teen vag in these shorts…thanks to her good mother…and great fashion trends the youth are picking up…

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2015

20

Apr

Kylie Jenner and her Black Boyfriend in a Stripper Bikini of the Day

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I like that 17 year old Kylie Jenner realizes that now is the peak time based on historical evidence, for her to make as much noise as fucking possible, because America loves girls when they are 17, about to turn 18, acting slutty…even though we were all 17 once and probably fucking slutty 17 year old girls who had been fucking older guys since they were 14…at least I was…It’s not like teens don’t jerk off or watch porn, especially in this era fuck…they’ve been watching porn since they were 5. Thanks Internet.

But for some reason, a reason I call programming…the media loves saying “OMG THIS 17 YEAR OLD FUCKS”…or “WEARS STRIPPER BIKINIS”…or “HAS ASS IMPLANTS”….it’s like they forget that you can be a whore at all ages…especially when your mom forces it on you…and focus on a dated law that doesn’t reflect the fact that 17 and 18 is pretty much the same fucking thing…only this is illegal…and won’t be in a few months, even though it is being treated like it is not illegal, because the government can’t decide when a girl’s ready or not…

Here’s some pics of her from instagram…

Here’s a video of a girl doing the “#kyliejennerchallenge”….which is a tactic to suck on a jar to make your lips fuller…and it is amazing to see the positive impact she has on the youth:

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2015

16

Apr

Kylie Jenner Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

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Kylie Jenner was rumored to have fake lips by 16, now she’s rumored to have a fake ass at 17, all while having a black hip hop boyfriend who is in his 20s, all because she’s a Kardashian and that’s their hustle…it’s like they have a line-up of hip hop black dudes trying to get up in the family…anyway they can…even if it involves filming…they likely have a plastic surgeon on staff, with an office in the basement of their house..there to help Khloe look less like a horror movie monster…all while helping the mom get what she obsesses over..more money, fame and status…

The whole thing is insane, but she’s got a great waist to hip ratio!

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