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2015

20

Apr

Kylie Jenner and her Black Boyfriend in a Stripper Bikini of the Day

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I like that 17 year old Kylie Jenner realizes that now is the peak time based on historical evidence, for her to make as much noise as fucking possible, because America loves girls when they are 17, about to turn 18, acting slutty…even though we were all 17 once and probably fucking slutty 17 year old girls who had been fucking older guys since they were 14…at least I was…It’s not like teens don’t jerk off or watch porn, especially in this era fuck…they’ve been watching porn since they were 5. Thanks Internet.

But for some reason, a reason I call programming…the media loves saying “OMG THIS 17 YEAR OLD FUCKS”…or “WEARS STRIPPER BIKINIS”…or “HAS ASS IMPLANTS”….it’s like they forget that you can be a whore at all ages…especially when your mom forces it on you…and focus on a dated law that doesn’t reflect the fact that 17 and 18 is pretty much the same fucking thing…only this is illegal…and won’t be in a few months, even though it is being treated like it is not illegal, because the government can’t decide when a girl’s ready or not…

Here’s some pics of her from instagram…

Here’s a video of a girl doing the “#kyliejennerchallenge”….which is a tactic to suck on a jar to make your lips fuller…and it is amazing to see the positive impact she has on the youth:

Here are some pics:

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2015

16

Apr

Kylie Jenner Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

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Kylie Jenner was rumored to have fake lips by 16, now she’s rumored to have a fake ass at 17, all while having a black hip hop boyfriend who is in his 20s, all because she’s a Kardashian and that’s their hustle…it’s like they have a line-up of hip hop black dudes trying to get up in the family…anyway they can…even if it involves filming…they likely have a plastic surgeon on staff, with an office in the basement of their house..there to help Khloe look less like a horror movie monster…all while helping the mom get what she obsesses over..more money, fame and status…

The whole thing is insane, but she’s got a great waist to hip ratio!

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2015

11

Apr

Kylie Jenner’s Nice Shirt of the Day

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Kyle Jenner is at Coachella…apparently with her older, black boyfriend, and as it turns out…she’s wearing a pretty appropriate bikini top that I can assume her mother styled for her, because, well….she’s a Kardashian and that in and of itself comes default with a “LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME”….billboard across her nipples…thanks for that…

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2015

06

Apr

Kylie Jenner Puts her Hands Down Kendall Jenners Pants on Snapchat of the Day

You can thank their mom and older sister for raising them properly…I know…I do…but only because the Kardashians’are everywhere and totally intolerable, but still everywhere, meaning, if you have to live with some bullshit,like the Kardashians, and they are bullshit, it might as well involve the ones that are the least Kardashian…involved in incest…teen incest…

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2015

06

Apr

Kylie Jenner’s Butt Shot of the Day

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Teens…especially spoiled LA rich kid teens are always showing off things their spoiled brat asses get…from cars, or luxury vacations, or their parent’s private jets or boats…and in this case…she’s showing off her spoiled brat ass, that has been rumored, and rightfully so, for being a fake ass, as everyone is doing them these days…even at 16 or 17…because there’s a surgeon on staff, a mother who doesn’t care and just wants her kids to be as hot as possible, and a moral compass that has been tampered with at an early age thanks to being whored out…as well as a lot of money, a tranny father all while being watched by white trash America…so much pressure…a weak person could explode…and I guess if sat on wrong…so could her ass implant…

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2015

30

Mar

Kylie Jenner Instagram Bikini Pics of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is up on some Amber Rose kick, which I guess is up on some Kim Kardashian kick, you know being the hip hop groupie who looks like this obscure waist to hip ratio, even cartoony waist to hip ratio, that she takes selfies of and exploits on the internet, because at 17, she’s been around this world forever, and knows how it works, and really where’s the harm in posting bikini pics, especially when you’ve got a body like this…a body that in time will turn into some dumpy pile of shit, because there are just too many moving parts with her young, fast, daughter of an Athlete turned Woman, parts…

But the good news, as her sister before taught her, there’s always angles and surgeries to make you look like plastic Miami trash back-up dancers for music videos…stars of sex tapes getting railed by huge black cock…

I’m into it…and so are you..

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2015

24

Mar

Kylie Jenner Has a Pretty Intense Instagram of the Day

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Kylie Jenner’s mom is Kris Jenner. Her sister is Kim Kardashian. She is the baby of this generation…the last to be shat out of Kris Jenner’s fame whore vagina..the last tool in the toolbox that her box farted out when it was looking for money…that could be fame whored to make the family more money, generate more buzz, and take this porno video Kim produced to another level, because it is so much bigger than Kim being penetrated by black cock, it transcends to the youth..future generation of these people…and in being a tool to fame whore for her mom…slutty bikini pics, that aren’t that slutty at all, but that are just of a 17 year old in a bikini, nothing worse that shit that has been happening for generations, since 17 and 18 is not that different, and more importanlty, since hs’e in fucking clothes…and isn’t in a sex tape with her 25 year old black rapping boyfriend, but she may one day be, because that’s what happens when you look up to your big, round, ass implanted sister who is the reason anyone cares about you or your disgusting family…

Now I am not into teens, they bore me, they are dumb as fuck, they annoy me, even when broken in….and 16 is legal in Canada, but I still aim for 30…but I’m sure you can appreciate the youthfulness in this tacky bikini…for social media…

Here’s a video of her talking about her make-up…

Here’s Kendall in a very important make-up ad, because she’s a real model

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2015

18

Mar

Kylie Jenner Modeling of the Day

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Kylie Jenner must be a product of her whore mother’s philandering pussy…you know like how the sister, monster Kardashian before all the surgery was OJs daughter…

This one has to be from some other dark colored dude, because she doesn’t look like she came from a Jenner…she doesn’t even look like her all white sister…and I figure, based on Bruce turning himself into a woman, black men were more than welcomed in the bedroom to fuck the mother while he jerked off like it was still the 70s and he was in the locker room before practice…

She’s got more body, she’s targeting the urban market with her tits and booty, and she already fucks 25 year old rappers…I mean…a future of being in music videos, maybe sex tapes, who the fuck knows…it is not like she needds to work, the mom just likes all the money she can get so she has to work…and the baby of the family, is ususally the most screwed up one, thanks to the mom going off the deep end becoming very obsessed with this TV show and montetization shit…it’s like her life as a gold digger finally has a purpose thanks to all her little back-up plans she had along the way to guarantee her child support…there are so many of them…how can one vagina do that much…

Either way…here is Kylie doing some shoot, showing tit, for money…and attention as this family tends to do…

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2015

16

Mar

Kylie Jenner’s Bra of the Day

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Kylie Jenner has pretty big tits, I don’t know if she was born with them, if they were her 16th birthday gift, or if she’s just on a new pill or even pregnant as the mother and the producers of the show, like Ryan Seacrest, try to figure out what kind of dramatic curve to give these disgusting humans, who essentially collectively sold their souls and any dignity they had out of desperation for attention…that’s what narcissists do….and it fucking worked…

From sex tape, to the final piece of the current family dynamic, at least in the Kim generation….as you know the grandkids are already being trained in how to deal with the media and flash the right amount of nudity to not be a whore like momma/auntie kim…and as much as we hate these people, this family, the people love them..

They have gone from rich kids, to superstars…for no fucking reason…they have turned a sex tape and a few tit flashes and scandals into a billion dollar empire…it’s fucking insane and should give you hope that it doesn’t take much…it just takes positioning…ideally as a urinal to black men…they love that shit…that’s where it all started…no I’m not talking about when she got knocked up by OJ…I’m talking about the other one…

Anyway, here are some teen tits in a bra, that have been fucked by 25 year old rapper dick…because that’s the Worldstar Hip Hop generation…

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2015

10

Mar

Kylie Jenner is a Good Time of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is probably going to be the worst of the Kardashians, she’s just too young to really prove that prediction.

You would assume that since the Kim Kardashian one paved the way for the entire family to get really famous for nothing, thanks to her porn, that the rest of the family would just coast, but I think, at least based on the young one’s social media, that she knows she’s too round to be a fake fashion model that their mom bought for her birthday, but she’s not too round to fuck black dudes…you never really are…

So instead of taking the trust fund she doesn’t realize she even has and move somewhere laid back to avoid all these assholes in her family, she’s posting titty pics, because that’s what they learn at a young age from their mom…

All this to say there was probably never any level of normal in their family, always in the aquarium with white america looking in…while black america was getting in….and that is a perfect place for a girl to lose her fucking mind, develop addiction, and porn out herself…

Yes, she’s just showing cleavage…but she’s 17…she’s got plenty of time for that to turn into spread vagina….which is something I like…

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