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2015

02

Jun

Kylie Jenner in a Tight Dress of the Day

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I find it very difficult in my core to celebrate anything a Kardashian or Jenner does. Whether it inspires TRANS people everywhere or not, the truth is these are self involved, media absorbed, opportunists and nothing they do is honest, pure or organic. It is all fucking calculated. Sure, getting tits and telling the world you’re a woman is a very twisted and weird thing to do for fame, or the family brand…and I am sure they are independent of one another, but I just feel like it is manipulation based on everything they’ve done to make their 100 million dollars a year…

Just a bunch of egotistical, self absorbed, horribly people, whatever gender they are….

Here’s the young one in a tight dress, self promoting as these people do.

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2015

01

Jun

Kylie Jenner Bikini Pics of the DAy

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The biggest news of the day is Kardashian oriented….the first was the worst…that Kim Kardashian is breeding yet again, because that’s what pigs do…they just keep reproducing…even though we all know she’s too self involved to ever really be a parent and we all hope that she was infertile from all the dirty unprotected sex with black men that we assume lead to countless abortions over the years…provided she’s not actually a tranny…because she looks like a tranny…far more like a tranny than her stepfather CAITLYN JENNER …who is the other big story, because he’s got great tits at 60 and looks like Katie Holmes…

Which leads us to his daughter, who I assume is handling the transition of her father, who she probably barely knows, thanks to living a self involved life across the board, these vapid LA pieces of shit…who just staff up to deal with their kids….

She’s 17, she’s been rumored to have had surgery already, it’s a family activitiy apparently, and she’s banging a 25 year old rapper who has a kid with some hooker…

More importantly….she’s being packaged as the next Kim, like every brand has a replacement to their bread winners…and I guess her bikini pics are her own cry for attention…while everyone else in the fucking family is crying for attention….but I don’t find any of this nearly as erotic and her dad’s tits…and I’m not even into Tranny porn, I’m just glad the Kardashians have some substance…and by substance I mean a chick in the family that looks like a chick…even if it has a cock…

Go See CAITLYN JENNER ….it’s more interesting than Kim Kardashian being pregnant with Kanye’s Second Kid that we Can Hppe Ends in Miscarriage…

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2015

29

May

Kylie Jenner Tight Pants of the Day

Kylie Jenner…who is digusting…and she’s only 17…not because she bangs older rappers…but because the plastic surgery, the rough around the edges, plastic surgery looking body at 17…can only go to a horrible place…you know with the worst of Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian and their mom to thank for her flawed personality…and look…

Here she is in tight pants…

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2015

27

May

Kylie Jenner and a Kardashian Cock Tease of the Day

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Why do these bitches need to cock tease with footage from a staged car accident…they know the world wants them dead.

Why don’t these Truman Show motherfuckers built off porn actually get a terminal illness, or have a family murder suicide, or really antyhing negative and horrible…instead they keep on winning, despite being horrible fucking people…

Here’s Kylie, 17 and posing….because her Black Statutory rapist boyfriend likes it when she’s posing…it’s grey area legal…which keeps things exciting…

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2015

26

May

Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner Jump of the Day

All the socialite, social media it girls are in Cannes because they are big into Film Festivals…seeing as none are actors or producers..they are also at the Grand Prix in Monaco…because they are really self proclaimed it girls…it’s not their fault the media eats them up…

All this to say, they are rich as fuck girls…who get to hang on 200,000 dollar a week yachts like it ain’t a thing, cuz people want them around and because that’s what it-girls do….

They have been trained properly by their parents, the billionaires who threw into the work force thanks to their egos, because why not use the hook-ups that get them paid…

Their names are Kendall Jenner, Bella Hadid and Kylie Jenner…and they are young and slutty when they don’t have to be, and could be doing other great things…

I don’t hate them…ultimately, who cares..

Here’s Kendall’s ass in Monaco

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Here’s Kyle Jenner….

I am more into Bella Hadid’s bikini choice…

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2015

11

May

Kylie Jenner Names Khloe Kardashian her Mom of the Day

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Not only do they share plastic surgeons, preference in black men penis,

Kylie either feels sorry for bootleg Kardashian…or when momma hooker kardashian turned jenner was busy whoring out the cuter sisters, and Kylie’s dad was busy sneaking around trying on panties, I guess Khloe was left on the sidelines with no friends, and nothing to do, probably because she was locked in the basement because that’s what you do with monsters, forced to hang with Kylie who was left crawling around with the hired help, because after 10 kids, who’s got time to raise them, when you’re busy pimping them…or some shit…plus Khloe is there to do it…

thank you for being you & being another mother figure to me my whole life and doing the same for our nieces and nephews. Whoever, one day, gets to have you for a mom will be the luckiest in the world. To the ones who’ve tried & haven’t received.. I celebrate you on this day too,

If you don’t care and I know you don’t – here’s Kim K waist training…because she’s a whore… who needs more than waist training…like taken out back and shot…or maybe some war camp abduction would work too…

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If you don’t care about that…and I know you don’t…here’s kendall in a bikini

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2015

08

May

Kylie Jenner Got High as Fuck and Ate SOme Popeyes of the DAy

Kylie Jenner got high and ate Fried Chicken at Popeyes and no that isn’t code for taking a load by her black boyfriend, who I’ve been told that before he even became a rapper, he was already living in Calabassas as a rich kid…but who cares about some 17 year old that has been exploited since she was 3 and what she has sex with at 17…because we were all 17 once…and I can assure you most of us were fucking or trying to fuck and that was even pre-internet days for me…so I can only imagine things being worse and in a democratic capitalist society I feel putting rules on when someone can or can’t put something in their assholes at any age is oppressive…especially someone like Kylie, who has been learning how to stick things in her asshole by her sister for many many years…

Point being, stop talking about bullshit scandal that is hardly scandal…more importantly…stop finding 17 year old hip hop vixen with ass implants eating chicken a hot thing….

Especially when you know every move anyone in this family makes is totally strategic.

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2015

06

May

Kylie Jenner’s Dirty Underwear Selfie of the Day

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Kylie Jenner and her possible ass implants…that would make sense because their family are a gang of fucking whores and ass implants are kind of the look for the generation…I mean that and super skinny model look…and I guess the mom wanted to cover both bases to stay relevant as a family…so she sent both of her jenner kids and her jenner husband to the lab to get modified so that they were marketable..

Either way Kylie, who isn’t 18, but has got the whore on with a 25 year old rapper, and her social media, because girls get their periods at 8 nowadays, especially when the mom is feeding them hormones in their fruity pebbles….and this is what she’s created…taking dirty underwear selfies…showing her underwear..and thickness…on a dirty mirror…instead of actual dirty underwear you’d probably buy on EBAY when her mom sells it on EBAY to sniff while you jerk off…you freak…so much scandal….right….

If you don’t like that Here’s Kendall singing you a song…

If you don’t like that…Here’s Kendall Fake Kissing Hailey Baldwin…because they are obnoxious it girls for no reason other than you making them it girs….

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2015

29

Apr

Kylie Jenner Piggy Backs French Montana of the Day

I have zero interest in Kylie Jenner, her lip challenge her mon’s PR agency probably came up with to get her name as viral as her sister’s cunt…

I don’t care about the family, the fact the dad is getting a sex change, or living a life as a woman, because I know it is just part of their media ploy and how they make their money, and motherfucker is likely just bullshitting, because for all this to happen now..seems a little fucked up…

I don’t care if Kylie gets ass injections at 16, it would make sense, that’s just the kind of trashy family she is from…and I don’t care how much money that trashy family makes because other trashy family is interested in then…

I do not care that she’s riding French Montana’s back….

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2015

24

Apr

Kylie Jenner’s Vagina Definition of the Day

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Kylie Jenner, the Mr Potato head 17 year old, who keeps modifying her face, ass, stomach and body to turn into an instagram hoochie video vixen…that has an audience for some weirdo fucking reason I call fat ethnically ambigious ass…which makes sense because I call these girls “Not Quite Kim Kardashians”…and Kylie is the closest “Not Quite Kim Kardashian”….since genetically they crawled out of the same monster womb….

Either way, you can see her black man loving teen vag in these shorts…thanks to her good mother…and great fashion trends the youth are picking up…

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