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2015

12

Jan

Kylie Jenner Showing Legs on Date Night of the Day

Kylie Jenner is rumored to be dating some older black guy named Tyga, because they grow up so fast, especially when their sisters are whores, and their mom, an ex whore turned madame, is whoring then….because it’s the easiest, low hanging fruit, strategy to get the family paid….and I guess this is her selfie, in a pair of little shorts, that is hardly that offensive, since every tween I see in the summer wears these, and in fact, these shorts are a huge reason I hate leaving my house in the winter…

Anyway, at 17, they are practically already sluts, with more dudes than your wife ever had. it’s the porno generation, and this is one who directly profited from porn…so you can assume…she’s about that life..since it is the life that made her…and her is that whore that pave the way for her in Vogue…because she’s gone from whore to Fashion icon…

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2015

08

Jan

Kylie Jenner Does Instagram of the Day

Kylie Jenner is interesting….she proves that if you have the right level of stage mother, you know who really understands the market, how to make money as “spokesmodels” or personalities, and who grasps the vain narcissistic world that we live in, or that that family in particular live in, she’ll totally sign off on your tanning sessions, your lip injections, your implants, I mean hell she would have done it sooner if she didn’t have to wait until 16 to do it.

That’s not to say that the chubbier and “edgier” Jenner, or as I like to call them Kardashian’s Part 2, who are the mother’s second wind of talent to exploit for personal gain and a tap on the back, while the grand kids have time to hit 13 before it is their turn….has had word done…she just looks like she has…and if a porn looking, made-up like it was Halloween on a Tuesday lookin’ reality star spin off isn’t your thing, than you’re crazy…because Kyle Jenner is amazing.

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2015

02

Jan

Kylie Jenner Hard Tween Nipple of the Day

Kylie Jenner is the forgotten Kardashian. The last to be squirted or shat out of her mother’s opportunistic pussy….before the menopause hit…and the marketing of the other sisters started….

She’s the last teen in line to either draw attention to the family, at least until the grandkids are old enough to start whoring…and I guess she’s feeling either a little back burnered, like all the attention is going to the Kendall Jenner who is over 18, posing topless as a “model” and living the good life…so she’s decided to be a little edgier…all done up by showing off hard nipple, that looks like it is pierced, because she’s more hardcore, “ratchet” and hood than the one who think shs’s a fucking model…

What it all comes down to is that she’s just another girl, who wants attention, only unlike the girls on instagram you jerk off to, she actually makes money doing this nonsense, because she’s positioned properly…and as much as she represents all that is good about social media, like Narcissists showing off their tits…she also represents all this is bad…and that is that they can one day be rewarded for this…but then again, without the one girl who made it, like the Lottery Winner they show you on TV, all the bottom feeders need her as a beacon of hppe that one day, their whoring will pay off too….and I’m willing to watch and participate, because porn is boring, but NUDES are my everything…

That said, send Nudes.

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2014

16

Dec

Kylie Jenner Ass for the Family’s’s Marketing Campaign of the Day

Kylie Jenner posted this ass picture – because her family made 100s of millions of dollars with their asses….so why not throw the young one, who is rumored to be banging an older black guy, because that’s also family tradition, and I guess it’s all about ass…and fame whoring that ass..with their ass to keep things relevant…or as relevant as they can….even when they should collectively be taken out back and shot…and who really fucking cares…

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2014

01

Oct

Kylie Jenner for Instagram of the Day

Kylie Jenner is a 12 year old Kardashian…and she’s doing pretty much what they are taught at birth to do – sluttin’ makes us money….you know in a “you like that range rover you got for your 15th birthday bitch, get naked”….

Mommy knows this shit best, she’s been doing it for 100 years and it fucking worked…

I would like to say that everything about this family must die…but this teen body…that’s it.

Don’t worry, by 20, she’ll be fat and addicted to pills – so take this in…the baby of the family is the one who is going to be the most affected

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2014

29

Aug

Kylie Jenner for V Magazine of the Day

So the tween Kylie Jenner is now being exploited by her crazy stage mom, who has really gone crazy with this stage mom hustle, because she’s managed to rope in every single one of the kids shat out of her vagina, even the one from OJ, and make money off them.

Clearly tending to some inner insecurities in her own life, probably because she didn’t make it when she tried, forcing her to find a rich husband to whore herself to becasue the auditions weren’t working out and the Beverly Hills life is just so in your face when you are a starving twat trying to get pregnant with money…only to 25 years later…turn it around and make more money off that twat…because 25 years is long enough to get used to that world and to forget that you fucked your way into it….

I guess now that the other one is 18. She’s gotta get interest in the young one…and that’s why she’s in a bra in V magazine.

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2014

19

May

Jenner Sisters On the Right Path and the Billboard Awards of the Day

Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner got dressed up all fancy because that’s how their mom raised them…grab attention, make people notice, be underage hookers, because when you turn 18, you can release a sex tape…a lot like the porno mom I once met on set, who brought her older daughter to shoot a scene with her 17 year old, only to shop her around to get the best price on her 18th birthday anal scene…it was weird, but no different than all these other stage moms.

I am sure both these girls have been boning since they were 12…probably even by their brother, who I’ve heard bangs their friends, despite being 30, but last night, they were at the Billboard Music Awards.

The Billboard Awards…that remind me how garbage the music industry is. I wonder if anyone else realizes that this is just some corporate planned bar mitzvah type party, with zero to no artistic integrity, or spark and awe that would make anyone want to be in the industry. Instead it looks like a shitty cash grab, that is boring and fuck, for pop artists who are pretty much just dancing monkey’s and puppets…

I don’t know…it’s pretty bad…I blame napster…here are some pics…

HEre’s Kendall Doing the Family Pose:

Here’s Kylie being 16…and Awkward

Here is the Billboard Fake Tit Round-Up…not all the tits are fake…but the bitches wearing them are….

Kesha…..

Kelly Rowland

Lucy Hale

Sarah Hyland Clown Face….

Christine Teigen – Pug Faced and Fat…Always where her Wallet Goes…

Miranda Lambert and Some Country Titties

Shakira – Poo Face

Lorde has Come to Eat Your Soul…Because She’s So Dark and Hipster with her Tens of Millions of Dollars and her Home with a Pool

Oh and Ricky Martin was There….

This Charli XCX is the Future

TO SEE MORE PICS OF THE BILLBOARD AWARDS CLICK HERE

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2013

06

Nov

Kylie is the Last Underage Kardashian for the Mom to Exploit of the Day

I don’t really give a fuck about 15 year old Kardashians who are being bred like the farm animals we can safely assume they are into being fame whore brats who manage to make a lot of fucking money in the process…I mean there are so many of them…how can they not be their own little enterprise…

But it seems like everyone is excited at the fact that one turned 18 and the mom didn’t waste any time put the heat on the last standing underage one she could squeeze in before her devil uterus shut down operation in her fame-whoring quest….Because underage girls get noticed by perverts…always…and that shit creates loyalty for life…

Cuz now the little one is posting slutty pics, that could just be her being jealous of her older sister’s porn career, her other older sisters porn offers now that she’s 18, so she’s trying to establish her own porn future…here and now…and you love it…sicko

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2013

01

Oct

Hormones in the Food Have Got Kylie Jenner Too…of the Day

Here’s 12 year old Kylie Jenner in a bikini from 10 days ago…and it looks like that like so many other 12 year old…the hormones in the food, the estrogen in the water, the GMOed vegetables, and all the fast food…has got her too…that or her mom got her implants for attention…which is probably really what happened here…not that your pervert creeper ass cares…you just like staring…

Now her only real flaw is that she’s a Kardashian….cuz titties can’t save a bitch from that…

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2012

25

Dec

Kylie Jenner Misses Summer of the Day

Kylie Jenner is probably 12 years old…but she posted a picture saying she misses summer…despite living in LA…and probably being in Hawaii or Mexico or the Caribbean with the rest of the rich world…cuz that’s just what spoiled brats who are being trained to be attention whores do…you see in most families parents fear their kids producing masturbation fodder for perverts but for the Kardashians…that’s what makes them rich and relevant….and I’ll buy into it…because I am as brain washed when it comes to the mainstream as all of you….not to mention teen bikinis are the guilty pleasure of all resort poolside/ocean side vacations at whatever level of luxury you’re at….naughty naughty…good thing you don’t have to worry about Santa’s judging since all that nonsense is done for the year…

I threw in some pics of her almost 18 year old, hotter sister, who is the prize pig of the Kardashian farm….doing Christmas with Kanye and her plastic Ken Doll dad….

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