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Archive for the Kylie Jenner Category

2017

10

Aug

Kylie Jenner’s Totally Normal Looking Body of the Day

I know they say that Kylie Jenner is a human, or a teen girl, but I still think she’s some mutant that grew in a pair of Kim Kardashian’s panties that were lost under the couch in the very expensive Kardashian house…you know next to some radioactive device KIM was using on her face to stay youthful and look like an instagram filter…causing Bruce’s penis fell off and became a vagina…

She’s so fucking weird looking, whether it’s plastic surgery or just face injections and fat transfers or not, it’s insane…but what is even more insane is that people think this look is hot and girls everywhere are living it….it’s like they are either genderless freaks you can’t decipher, or they are this… jacking up their faces, they are doing optical illusions with fake hair and make-up and the whole thing is terrifying…an army of doughy faced weirdos…

These are her bikini pics, big tits though….I wonder why brands support this shit….very irresponsible…

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2017

25

Jul

Kendall Jenner Strategic Nude vs Kylie Jenner Strategic Selfie of the Day

OH LOOK – Kendall and Kyle Jenner are whoring…they must be getting instructed by their team that due to summer vacation, their numbers are dropping and it is important to bring them back up, since the family’s future relies on them…you know being shameless, opportunistic whores requires STRATEGY…and apparently…plastic surgery, face injections and half nakedness….I approve of…but the rest of it…just take them out back and put them out of their misery for the benefit of society as a whole…

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2017

18

Jul

Kylie and Kendall Keep Whoring of the DAy

Kylie in GQ, Kendall is posting shameless under titty panty pics, together they are pushing bikinis and the whole thing would be offensive if you weren’t into how influential they are, how much product they sell to kids who don’t need their products, but who are just mindless half retards medicated and confused, and more importantly, if you hated everything they represent, even though thanks to them kids want to be useless, sex dolls, models, and other nonsense….while I appreciate them pushing her face injections, plastic surgery and willingness to get naked….great times…always..but not really because it is boring.

SO MUCH GARBAGE ALL IN ONE POST

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2017

05

Jul

Kylie Jenner Nipples for V Magazine of the Day

Kylie Jenner is a monster…some Frankenstein shit..put together in the pool house turned Plastic Surgery office where her dad got his pussy built…because some dads build old classic cars in the garage, other dads build furniture, some dads fuck the mistress in the garage, while her dad, or who we assume is her dad but who probably isn’t because she’s a Kim Klone, made from Kim DNA, gets his dick folded inside out to match his tits…weird…

Well, turns out his daughter’s got TITS of her own and she’s showing them in a magazine…

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2017

29

Jun

Kendall and Kylie Shit On Vintage T-Shirts of the Day

Kendall Jenner and her fat sister who we can assume is Kim Kardashian’s first daughter with some black dude, or that they created in a used condom left under her bed, assuming she ever used a condom, and I’m sure she didn’t, but maybe it was just like some back alley puddle grown Kylie after a Kim K Queef….We can never be too sure…

But we do know she’s a monster with her jacked up face, all muppet like, targeting the black market and modifiying herself to be a cartoon character rappers fuck, and cheat on with 10 groupies, and fuck again since it is good for business..

Well, their creative directors at their brand that they signed off on, or that their mom signed off on – put out the weirdest collection of vintage t-shirts silk screened with images of either of the girls, the Kylie is the weirdest as it is a screenshot of her instagram slutty pic page, that they screened over classic rock shirts….and even a 2 pac and Biggie shirt..that I can’t find on their site….because they are that bold and exciting and know how to offend people enough to get them to buy into their shit – because here I am posting the shit….knowing it is just trolling the world…

They are 125 dollars….and I know they totally strategized this because now people will buy them just to be part of the meme…SMART people run these people…

MARKETING.

Here’s Kylie for sunglasses – Weird Bodied and Nipple-less…

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2017

16

Jun

Kylie Jenner is a Monster of the Day

Kylie Jenner has had so much plastic surgery – she is no longer considered human – like her dad/ mom…

But unfortunately, she hasn’t taken Kanye’s mom’s lead on the plastic surgery hustle…and died in a procedure…

Not because I wish death upon cunts that don’t deserve celebrity according to me, but because I know she’s doing nothing good for society when girls think looking like this is NORMAL….kill her off even if the damage is done and face injections are fucking everywhere on everyone…

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2017

22

May

Kylie Jenner Nipple of the Day

Nip gang is a real thing, everyone on their nip hustle, showing nip because it is slutty and empowering, unless a creeper website posts the nipple, then it is misogyny – as feminists don’t shut up and are never happy..much like lesbians…

Well, I love nipples cuz they feed babies and babies are the future generation that will be killed off by robots..which i like…knowing especially when they are Kylie Jenner babies because take those things out back and dumpster them…something Kim would have done with Kylie before pawning her off to her mom to train to make money…

I don’t know why when she posts nipple on social media it’s ok, when other people post nipple it’s porn, when she’s the most vulgar pile of shit around…WEIRD WORLD>

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2017

11

May

Kylie Jenner is a Garbage Muppet Freak of Nature of the Day

Like her father before her, and her half sister who I think is her mom before her, Kylie Jenner is a mangled human…..

I guess it’s in part with the family brand, that is so important to them, it makes them so much money, and it encourages body modification in the form of injections and implants and fat being sucked out of them…coupled with lots of thick make-up, the kind you’d see on a burn victim to make them look normal, medical grade shit….all designed to have a look and feel that people buy into and sell project…

What it has become is a movement, like tattoos once were, or laser hair removal, where people save up their 600 dollars or less and jack up their face….all while promoting body positivity, no slut shaming, anti-bullying lies…I mean Kylie herself is something more than the fertilized lizard egg that fell out of KIMS asshole after some black fucked fucked it and fertilized it…she also pretends to be a good influence to kids, by doing anti-bully campaigns, while looking like this and saying – “it’s normal that at 20, you should look like a 40 year old stripper with body dysmorphia and a mangled face from all the loads she’s taken at truck stops”…

I find the whole thing disgusting, vapid, materialistic, gross…and I don’t find Kylie attractive, interesting, or doing anything good for society – but selling product to kids…that don’t need said product….

I think she’s a fucking terrorist and should be taken care of….by more than just the rappers who date her cuz they like white girls with stupid fat asses who were trained to fuck at a young age at family dinner…assuming she even sees her family for anything but filming the show…

This is a fucked up world we are in, and these Kardashians are proof of that.

I wonder how many hours of Photoshop went into these disgusting chubby weird looking troll thing…garbage…fucking garbage….it’s aliving and breathing instagram / Snapchat filter…

She’s a monster – KILL IT…..It’s Alive…KILL IT….It’s a horror movie character coming after your children….KILL IT….or look at its weird ass

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2017

05

May

Kylie Jenner Shape of the DAy

Kylie Jenner is so mangled, this body Dysmorphia is weirder than her dad’s body dysmorphia where he’d look at his dick and just wish it was inside out…and that he could finger bang himself…so obsessively that he grew out his hair and did it…because that’s people with mental disorders do…mental disorders that have spilled into his kids, that he’s clearly not the father of, and that was clearly made in a fucking used condom in Kim’s room, not that she uses condoms, maybe it was more a stain in her panties she never cleaned up, that they found growing in the laundry room behind the dryer, who fucking knows…what is amazing is that it sells product, it is supposed to be human, and girls try to look like it…

It is more an It that Its Daddy who is also an IT….

There’s some serious shit wrong her, I don’t really know what it is, but I know it’s creepy…..but creepier that people like or want to fuck it…like the sex doll it was modeled after…

WEIRD>

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2017

10

Apr

Monster Kylie Jenner Eating Tacos of the Day

Kylie Jenner is a monster….

Kylie Jenner terrifies me….

Kylie Jenner is some weird product of Kim Kardashian’s period that crew in their basement floor next to Bruce’s vagina.

She is 19 but looks 45, her body shape fucking strange, her ass not that of a Jenner but of some cartoonist….her face all injected and looking like meat is stapled to it…a disaster…that has a lot of young stupid fans making her millions of dollars….despite how freakish she looks…

I don’t get it…but it exists…

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