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Archive for the Kylie Jenner Category

2017

23

Mar

Video Reminder that Kylie Jenner is Not Hot of the Day

Every once in a while, pretty much once a day, every time Kylie Jenner posts, is a friendly reminder that she’s not hot, if anything she looks like a muppet that was stapled together in some weird dude with a weird fetishized version of a white girl with black booty in his creepy basement….before he decided to cut off his motherfucking dick…and change his name to Caitlin…becausae that’s what this family does…they troll so hard, and for some reason the people they are trolling believe in them and buy the bullshit products they are selling…it’s terrifying…

Like her dad /mom she’s a fucking mutant designed to make money for the family, or herself and it’s disgusting, shameless…and people like it…so here it is..

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2017

06

Mar

Kylie Jenner Weird Shaped Body of the Day

Kylie Jenner is so fucking gross to look at, it amazes me that people find her hot, follow her, buy garbage she tells them to, but they do…all it takes is a bit of TV and being in a family that has mastered exhibitionism and bullshit by exploiting themselves, each other, the people they date, all for personal gain…all to build a brand or “empire” of shit…which is apparently good enough for America….the country with the highest of standards…

She’s some dirty Kim Kardashian clone – but white and it is fucking weird…

While Kylie is a weird – urban market – plastic surgery ridden – lipposuction freak – Kendall Jenner is around doing fashion model shit…all luxurious covering all the bases with her nipples hanging out – good times….

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2017

21

Feb

Kylie Jenner Stomach Wrap of the Day

I know this bitch is getting paid millions to be putting a stupid on her fat stomach that doesn’t really compete with her liposuction she gets on the regular to maintain this flat stomach bullshit monster who doesn’t look human…because she isn’t human…she’s half Karadashian, possibly full Kardashian, I’m convinced she’s Kim’s clone made in the lab with their millions and Bruce’s pussy making surgeon….but the whole thing Kardashian is terrible…

Seeing her getting paid to put a diaper on her stomach like it’s a medical device and not be ashamed of this…is the equivalent of her taking a giant shit on her social media…the next paid post idea for this fucking puppet…who looks like a puppet…

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2017

20

Feb

Kylie Jenner Photoshoot for Bullshit of the Day

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Kylie Jenner posing erotic for a magazine like she’s some fucking model is a joke.

I realize that Kylie Jenner gets paid to pose for a magazine like she’s some fucking model…and often times it is an insane amount of money to pose like some fucking model…even though she’s a chubby, plastic surgery ridden monster….

I cannot accept her, or really any of these instagram girls posing in duck face, to give the illusion that they are hot, or fuckable, when we live in a world where every girl is fuckable, so long as they have a vagina…and even when they don’t have a vagina…they are fuckable…you just AIM FOR THE ANUS or mouth…

It’s like this nonsense, how do they keep a straight face, all being dramatic…like people actually give a fuck to see her like this…and the sick thing is that people actually want to see her like this….or really do anything because they are groupies or retards who buy into marketing.

So I guess it’s better when KYLIE does these poses, like she’s some fucking model, than some girl down the street who looks like KYLIE because she watched the make-up tutorial on YOUTUBE with 100,000,000 views on how to get KYLIE JENNER clown face…but not really, because the followers are always more entertaining than the person they are following, like Kim Kardashian is better than this weird clown they pretend the TRANNY is the father of, but we all know that she is KIM’s first attempt at fame for 16 and pregnant, where she didn’t make the cut…and instead of throwing this trash in the dumpster outside PROM….(as if KIM graduated high school)…the mom cultivated her into some money making machine…who she sold off to some 30 year old black guy when she was 15, because she was too busy to take her on herself….

I have no idea what is being promoted for this “fashion shoot”…like she’s some fucking model…but I am sure it’s something, these bitches are always selling something…and they are the worst…..but you’ll still jerk off to them…because you’re weird…

Watch this video – it’s fucking freaking me out….what is this thing….this puppet master….take it out back and shoot it…

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2017

08

Feb

Kylie Jenner’s Got Tits of the Day

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Kylie Jenner has got herself some tits…I know fascinating….I guess she got them from her daddy..

Or from her mom’s strategic on salary plastic surgeon, who lives in their basement and created Kim and Khloe you know today…all filled up and not just with black sperm but also with face fillers..

I am still convinced she’s a terrible clone made in a lab of Kim, maybe she’s just Kim’s daughter they raised as her sister for the brand….who fucking knows…or cares…

It’s just more interesting to stare at her and try to understand what the fuck you’re looking at…assuming it is human…it’s still a freak…

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2017

24

Jan

Kylie Jenner’s Ass for PUMA of the Day

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Kylie Jenner…is the spokesperson for PUMA, a sports brand, clearly trying to get paid because she’s got a massive following….and people love to fucking pay her, and PUMA is clearly willing to pay her because she’s got a massive following – but I find the whole thing tragic….it’s representative of so much going on in the world right now – but it’s tragic that a little pig who was born into the trashiest, shameless, prostituting family…who has been marketed to the “urban” market, that isn’t even urban, but rather white suburban Jewish kids who like rap music…and who people bought into…is a spokesperson for a shoe company…

YOU KNOW…there are girls out there who are active, in sport, in fitness, in the community…who PUMA could put on the map, being a responsible brand…they could put that million dollars they paid this little pig into the community, they could do a whole marketing campaign around it…but instead they line this bitch’s pocket…disgusting…

It’s just a shameless as KIM getting pissed on by RAY J to make this career happen…

THERE is more to people than their social following and ability to push product…that shit actually doesn’t matter at all…brands need to pull their dicks out of these fat little plastic surgery ridden asses…and do good…but they wont…it’s easier to just cash it…

Terrible.

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2017

23

Jan

Kylie Jenner Tits in a Lame Photoshoot of the Day

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Kylie Jenner has a mooch friend who takes slutty pics of her…and that mooch friend…just by being associated with Kylie Jenner has been able to take her instagram level photography to the fashion magazines that don’t actually care about content…but rather about followers, about who their friends are, and that’s really how it’s always been…

I feel like the quality of content 10 years ago was a little more scrutinized, meaning the friends of the famous people, were people with an actual skill, who were actually good, who had to put their money where their mouth is, and produce quality to get the respect….they may have been groupie, opportunist, suck up mooches…good marketers because people have always been half retard….but were more than just some garbage fame whore’s personal instagram photographer…

But I could be wrong….

I just know that if she was a real artist, this series would be more about Kylie’s asshole…something I’d actually want to see, not because it’s art…but because I like Horror….and gore…and assume that in her ass implant surgeries she had her asshole removed…to fuel making her ass itself bigger and bigger…like a water balloon filled with shit…

Fantasies.

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2017

06

Jan

Doughy Kylie Jenner Rape Fetish Paparazzi Pics of the Day

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All girls have rape fetishes, yet are the first ones to whine about rape…weird….well here’s Kylie Jenner being man-handled by a black man like she likes it and she’s all Oddly shaped, weirdly injected, 19 year old who looks 45, is getting man handled by her 30 year old boyfriend who’s cock she’s clearly addicted to, and that she’s possibly trying to make herself look like her evil porn sister Kim, despite not having the same ethnic roots, but you don’t need genetics to make you look like that, you can just use injections, all the girls are doing it…all thanks to people like Kylie…inspiring…the youth to be just as garbage as her…

I can’t imagine how broken, damaged, fucked up she is…growing up as a media whore’s daughter who got whore at a young age, getting money thrown at her, and behaving the most disgusting way….

I also can’t imagine what she’d look like if she hadn’t jacked her body up into this porny looking thing…that at 18…should be hot without all the work…it’s one of the rules of 18 year olds..even the fat ones are firm…but this shit…this is just odd…

Here’s some more of her…

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2017

05

Jan

Kylie Jenner – Doughy Monster in a Bikini of the Day

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I read that Kylie Jenner Regrets Talking About Using Sex Toys on her App to promote her app….because that’s what these shameless girls do…

And the fact is that when a 15 year old dates a 30 year old who has a baby with a hooker, the same girl his brother has a baby with…they are going to be sexual deviants….and throw in a fucked up family that built their empire on a porn tape in a porn era…they are going to be more open or attention seeking when it comes to sex….and I don’t think toys are a crazy thing, or that Kylie inserting things in her ass, while taking black dick in her pussy, I just think using the fact that she uses toys for attention is funny, typical, and expected from this sexed up youth…it’s like her life is in her underwear on social media…bitch better be doing next level things in the bedroom behind closed doors, because if she doesn’t some other doughy bitch will…and then she’ll lose both her man and her father figure…because her dad’s in the bathroom shoving the same dildos she is, in his cunt…

FASCINATING…

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2016

26

Dec

Kylie Jenner’s Naked and Smoking for W Magazine of the Day

Kylie Jenner in wet clothing, being secductive, or as seductive as her muppet looking plastic surgery ridden body, smokes a cigarette like a classy bitch trying to further influence the youth to continue in the direction of her shitty sister, and buy all her product….

All slow motion, close ups of her body parts that have bee jacked up by injections, and the whole thing is a waste of your time, which makes sense, since it is Kylie Jenner and her mangled face, and thus a waste of time before she even started…

I mean watching her tongue TIGA in soft lit / shadows / shot by her BFF who takes erotic pics of her….in what they will pretend is their “art project”…but is just shameless instagram content no one should care about…yet here I am posting it…because I have nothing else going on….

These are garbage people, who produce garbage, for garbage people that happen to be the masses…selling shit we don’t need, in videos we don’t need, because she hasn’t killed herself yet, but we’re still hoping she does….because suicide sometimes finds the right people and this is the right people.

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