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Archive for the Lactating Category

2021

03

May

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

Lactaction doesn’t turn me on, but with everyone getting vaccinated and potentially sterilized according to those PESKY conspiracy theorists who think that the vaccine sterilizes you because they’re just so crazy to doubt BIG PHARMA and experimental treatments being handed out to everyone without even doing human trials, where this is the human trials all for a virus that’s basically doesn’t kill that many people percentage-wise….I’ll say that lactaction may be the coveted and most exciting a woman can do because it will be so rare and these videos will be like vintage porno or something….a concept that no one will be able to grasp because the free the nipple movement will fade into obscurity cuz none of these idiots will be getting pregnant…

Now, I may not be a doctor, but I do know that Government and Big Pharma have let you down before and I’ve said that I wouldn’t get an experimental treatment for no reason…and either should you….as you line up blindly thinking that this will get your life back to normal…cuz you miss going to a bar, party, concert, restaurant, or whatever….thanks to seeing J.Lo and other celebrity puppets push the shit….even people who have had covid are in line like idiots ready to take selfies with bandaids on their arm like the pussy shill’s they are….it’s crazy times out there…

So Lactaction, not hot today, but give it a decade and this will be ALL you wish to see, you know a time when women were women…and Miracle Grow and Plastic Companies and potentially experimental vaccines weren’t killing off our sperm….

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2021

26

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

Milky Boobs…is the art of lactation I guess…you know where girls who have thrown in the towel and decided to breed instead of be free…figuring out new skills to try to show off or monetize…you know everyone’s different and not all nudes on the internet are to push Only Fan subscriptions…so people are just bored and like being jerked off to…they are the pure exhibitionists and not the commercialized ones..but unfortunately…they are normally the least attractive exhibitionists….because they know they can’t actually get paid to do their nude content but get off to the likes and follows like a bad girl…and that’s enough for them….

Either way, I don’t find lactation interesting, I mean it’s the biological reason for tits, not that people care about biology anymore…it’s more a pseudo-science thanks to social media….I just see lactation as tits doing what they are supposed to do when they’ve thrown in the towel…

I do understand why husbands or baby daddies who have also thrown in the towel are about the milky tit life…it’s the way to get bigger tits out of your woman…but it’s all too maternal for me to really endorse it…once maternal…you can still be a whore, but a mom first…and that’s a turn off…

I don’t understand random dudes into this shit, unless it’s in a park or at a coffee shop in front of you…fuck yeah, pull out your tit from freedom….feeding a baby isn’t a sexual thing, but staring at random tits in places tits don’t frequent can be….but to seek this on the internet…what is wrong with you momma’s boy lonely fantasy of knocking up a bitch and having that companionship weirdness…

I do see the benefit in a lactating bitch in the event of a nuclear holocaust, you know invite her into your bunker instead of a cow with all it’s methane…for the dairy…because unlike a cow…you can fuck it and make cheese…not that you can’t fuck a cow…but I don’t think you SHOULD fuck a cow…choose woman not animal…

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2021

19

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

Cream for your coffee? I mean this is clearly the best creamer…because it is tits…but it’s still a weird thing to put on the internet like breast feeding is some unique talent, all it took was to get cummed inside and knocked up, if anything it’s a product of being negligent…but I guess people with kids, who breed, don’t see their family planning as negligent, even if society is basically crumbling before our very eyes….

I don’t know what kind of weirdo has this fetish, obviously a lonely person who never knocked a woman up…I mean maybe these ladies feel like their milky tits are hype because their husbands are into the new titty….but I like to think it’s just trying to get attention anyway they can…since they are milk filled…and it’s a limited group of women who can do that…

I wonder how many of these people saying “jerk off to my lactaction”…are the same people who say “don’t sexualize me breast feeding” in a “free the nipple empowerment”….because I feel like they probably all are…since humans are inconsistent fucks…

HERE are some tits…lactating for a new life…or new week…or for milky tit perverts…

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2021

12

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

Monday is about the rebirth….which is why I do MILF Monday and Milky Mondays….you know to get all the middle aged women who have thrown their own lives and bodies into the trash to devote themselves to a child that is only half theirs….but that grew inside them like a parasite before crawling out of them like an alien probe going the wrong way….only to continue being a parasite for the rest of their fucking lives…turning to you to mooch off you in various ways…only for you to give into them because you’ve been tricked into LOVING them unconditionally, even though they don’t appreciate you for shit and see you as their caregiver who just gets in the fucking way…a thankless task being a parent….

But yes, Monday is about the rebirth and finding lactacting women showing off the nourishing benefits of tits, before a week of celebrity tit ahead of us, to offset or at least prove that we’re not misogynists…or the patriarchy objectifying women and their tits….sexualizing their tits…we’re here for the biological purpose of tits….SPRAYING MILK AT THE CAMERA FOR REDDIT…

I don’t know why these ladies think milky tits are a fetish, but I guess their just hyped on having engorged tits and want to share that joy with you…empowerment or something…

I don’t love lactating tits, but I probably would if I was a monogamous man stuck with a wife who rooked me into breeding with her…..I mean the new full tits and all their milky goodness would be the closet you’d get to a new set of tits…so take it in.

I don’t know why people of the internet get off to lactating tits…but maybe it taps into something wired in us for survival…LATCH ONTO THE TIT…it will keep you alive…the first lesson we learn out of the womb and a lesson I am committed to in this week of celebrating TIT….

Inspiring, I know…

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2021

05

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

Their milkshakes may not bring all the boys to the yard, they may instead terrify anyone who doesn’t like the whole breeding thing, which I realize is a fetish amongst the millennials of reddit, because cumming in a bitch gives them a sense of being connected, despite being self involved narcissists only interested in their damn self…..but breeding as a concept is nothing fun or exciting and anyone actually into that is a fucking weirdo….

I get that we are coded or wired to breed, but I have a hard time believing anyone ACTUALLY wants to breed….that they want themselves or their wives to have a fucking alien growing inside them like a horrible sci/fi movie…only to never look at the wife the same way again after that alien crawls out of her vagina in the most horrific way…only to have her tits swell up with milk..potentially the only upside to the whole thing….”NEW TITS”…even if the new tits are on the old model….when you should be our sourcing new pussy now that this pussy has a kid to take care of…even if it is your kid.

I figure these ladies who lactate want to feel empowered, free, feminist, moms….and in trying to feel that way…they produce lactation porn for the lactation fetishists since lactating is really their only marketable skill now that the rest of them is basically fucking ruined…

So here it is….LACTATION to celebrate new life…on this Monday of a new week.

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2021

29

Mar

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

I normally start my Monday’s with leaking breast milk filled tits….because it’s a new day, it’s a new week, it’s a new life….that you can basically be inspired to do anything you want to do but will likely just do the same shit you’ve always done even though they say if you do the same thing and expect different results you’re crazy…..and that results come from making new and different moves….but new and different moves require work…and doing the same thing over and over isn’t bad…you know what to expect from it….but if there was a TIT to inspire, and this is a Titty Blog so we need different tits for different things, it’d be a MILK FILLED tit….because it represents LIFE…sustenance….nourishment…survival…..comfort….support….because we’re all little useless twats looking for a titty to latch onto to cleanse our pathetic souls…

Now, I don’t know why MILKY tits are a fetish, I think they are funny to see women sexualize what I’d argue is the least sexual thing, even though it happened because of having sex properly…the way nature intended…but I’ll assume it’s because the tits are full, they tits are their biggest, and having had their tits sucked on all day by their babies for the last months, they are horny….and want dudes in on the tricks their tits can now perform.

It’s all so weird….and here are some MILKY TITS…

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2021

22

Mar

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

It is MONDAY

Let their BE LIFE…

Nothing says LIFE more than a set of milk filled tits with the sole design or purpose of FEEDING new life that was shat out of their cunts after a bad decision 9 months earlier, narcissistic fucks with no respect for the future of the over populated planet, too concerned with hopping on the child bearing trends, so that they can spend all their money buying bullshit things to fit in with other parents, while feeling inadequate about their parenting, all for some ungrateful fuck who doesn’t give a fuck about your sacrifices made to bring them into the world…they’re too busy mad at you for trauma caused by things you did wrong by their bullshit standards…

The good news is that with anything, especially TIT Based, we can give functional things like BREAST milk the much needed SEX APPEAL spin….because ultimately they are just nourishing TITS…which by default is BETTER than standard dried up tits that can’t give you calories….

So get to it.

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2021

15

Mar

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

It’s Monday Afternoon and today is about the rebirth….I mean at least that’s what we’ll call Daylight Savings Time, which STOLE an hour of our life because clearly TIME is not a construct of man, but instead something created by the universe….not that I know anything about TIME, the whole thing confuses me….I was trying to watch some youtube video on the end of the world, which apparently is based on time colliding, so that the last 15 million years, end up being 15 seconds, before turning into some sort of blackhole, and it confused me….

But Milky Tits man, they are just some primal, feed a baby thing…if you were a baby, you were fed by tits, or wanted to be fed by tits, so at your core, you’re into the tits…it’s the SOURCE of the life….so here a milky tits!

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2021

08

Mar

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

Nothing says international woman’s day like the ability to produce milk in their titties to feed their offspring or the offspring of others who can’t produce milk with their titties because they are broken and failures to their birthright…

Speaking of women’s day, I guess breast feeding as one of the most woman things a woman can do is no longer something you can celebrate because there’s a lot of women celebrating Woman’s Day this year as their first year as a woman and not because they got their period and are “women now” according to teen rights of passages that have defined women since the dawn of time….where being a woman meant being able to make a baby….but first woman’s day because they cut their dick off last week….so here’s to those woman too…possibly over breast fed or under breast fed or just fucked by the hormones in the dairy and baby formula they were fed…turning them into women despite their male genitals…for population control…cuz you can’t get a woman pregnant by cumming in her inverted dick hole.

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2021

01

Mar

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

I saw that there was a breast feeding ad for some women’s health company on the network televised Golden Globes, because breast feeding is natural and not something sexual at all….it’s feeding baby shit…

TELL THAT TO ALL THE DUDES WHO JERKED OFF TO THE TITS ON TV….in the first nationally broadcast breast feeding commercial….

I guess any excuse is a good excuse to get titties on tv for the idiots watching the Golden Globes…you know to give them something worth looking at besides a bunch of loser celebrities who have gamed the system, are richer due to their investments due to COVID, while pretending to give a shit….about agendas they don’t give a shit about…but can’t say they don’t give a shit about them…because that will get them cancelled and they can’t have that…so they just go along with the nonsense…

Not that this is my hate the Golden Globes insanity, but there was a nationally televised breast feeding commercial, so this breast milk thing is clearly a bigger fetish than I thought….

So as I am grossed out by the natural function of tits, ejaculating human dairy, in this case not sexually, but because it is natural…and engorged breasts filled with Milk is really only something a monogamous husband should get excited for because of new tits…or someone lost in the woods conveniently with a breast feeding mom…so that you can survive off the tit….

I am being PROGRESSIVE…even though NO national media cover my support of MILKY tits like they covered the MILKY tit commercial that aired last night…

RACISTS…

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