Lindsay Lohan and her manager Scott – who looks like he’s a 13 year old frat boy rich kid who managed to sell Lohan on the dream…to boost his social media….because she’s a disaster and needs to be sold the dream that he can spin her life around….because Lohan is god….and there should be no reason they don’t spin her story and get her paid – besides the fact that she is a total fucking crazy person who self destructs…
They are in Thailand to take social media pics…..and/or lohan to rich people for sex. Big pimpin’…
Lindsay Lohan posted this picture of her tits…in lingerie set to a Mother Teresa Quote:
“If you judge people, you have no time to love them. Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier. Be faithful in small things because it is in them that strength lies.” -Mother Teresa
I find that really fucking weird behavior, disturbing even…not because I am a religious man, not because I believe in Jesus, or even because I think that this picture is that bad, or non-catholic…but I wonder if Mother Teresa was thinking of Lindsay Lohan ever in her career as the Saint she became – saving dying children…which I guess Lohan can relate to thanks to no childhood, being exploited by her parents and the AIDS….but Lohan would make it about herself…to perpetuate some bullshit agenda…and she’s crazy so it makes sense…
Some women, like Lohan, are rotting from the inside out – in terms of relevancy, spirit and genitals…so squeezing into unbreathable pants…is just crazy…but crazy is what she is…it is all she knows…it is all she’s ever known…so I guess it makes sense…it feels like home. It’s the only thing that’s real…it’s true to herself, it’s authentic in this world of everything being contrived, fake, strategic to get ahead bullshit…which based on her filled up face…and overall attitude towards real global issues…her crazy being real…is the only thing being real..the rest of her is just jacked the fuck up…but I’d still like to cum on it…just to see her trying to close her eyes – while her botox face muscles don’t let her….
I guess the point of this post is to say…I’d love to smell whatever those unbreathable pants baked for dinner…..while she was wearing them….
HOT TO ME…isn’t necessarily hot to anyone else in this terribly sad world…
Lindsay Lohan recently posted her manager’s email.
I want everyone to email Lindsay Lohan’s manager who email she recently scott@scottcarlsen.com and ask him how much she costs for a cuddle session – no penetration – just a good wholesome cuddle…not that I am into cuddling – but figure once the cuddle is on…the anal is no too far away….especially when dealing with a crazy person…
It’s the Christmas season, little miracles happen people….That’s all I have to say about that…
Lindsay Lohan has a mangled face. She’s jacked it up with drugs, bad living, self destruction and more importantly fillers and other plastic surgeries that left her looking more like a Kardashian over the last 5 years than a Lohan, and not the good Kardashian…but Bruce Kardashian…
But now she’s gone and accepted her life and her mangled face and the career she’s thrown away with bullshit, delusional statuses like:
It’s about that time to recognise gravity is taking over my upper half (or so to speak) #age #numbers #foreveryoung when you get home. Sit down. Analyse your future & see the wrinkles!
Because it’s good to be a rich spoiled brat…where everyone sucks up to you…so that your botox scars remind you of the aging process as you continue to fade into obscurity – with zero command over your audience that was pretty fucking into you for a long fucking time…convert that shit better you stupid fucking bratty crackhead…
I saw these weird pics of Lohan – because I pretend she’s my queen or goddess or ruler of the world – because she’s the only celebrity I’ve been in a hotel room with – while she cried and hugged me – before performing her music album with dances in her pajamas – because she’s fucking crazy….
But in reality I don’t actually give a fuck about her self involved nonsense, and if anything I just find her garbage – manipulator – who took opportunity and shat on it – because that’s what spoiled brats do – and her whole quest to find meaning is fucking lame…
But I did see these pics of her in a field at a villa on the ocean and thought – Sex Cult Crazy…because anyone who knows me – will know that I fucking love sex cults, and the dumb people who participate in them, and I’ve always wanted to start one – because they are that hilarious and amazing…
So I was like “Lohan’s in cult…broooooo”…it was exciting…but turns out that Lohan got one of her rich groupies to rent her a villa in Bali – so that she could write her book – her true story – from the eyes of a crazy fucking person – that is Lohan – a read that I’d actually love to read – but that I won’t bother reading – because I don’t find her that interesting – and don’t really care about what self involved – victim bullshit she puts out there – knowing that her true story is in fact a lie – and that her true story is actually really fucking boring – an entitled rich kid sold to the industry and tormented – like shut the fuck up – I prefer actual AIDS babies or people who do good – not some some drivel about “then I met Harvey Weinstein and he was a dick, so I railed `18 grams of coke and sucked a lot of dick”…fuck off Lohan..
Here’s one of her excerpts – LOLZ…pathetic…
Travelling sometimes leaves you speechless and in that silence, it leads you to greatness with a lot of stories to tell. – Lindsay Lohan (book coming soon)
I used to live with these weird, religious, uptight, british people and every Christmas they would make us watch the Queen’s speech as some family tradition, before eating breakfast…it was their really boring tradition….
Well, when I saw this video of a Lohan making some insane statement with a snapchat filter, wishing you all a Happy Thanksigiving in her accent while talking about how busy she is…it reminded me of those days, only far more regal, relevan, important, inspiring even….you know words to fucking live by and watching her is something I’d want to make an ongoing tradition of, ideally in my bed, everyday because Lohan is not just my Queen that I worship, but my God…
Lindsay Lohan has lost the command of the english language, because she’s an identity crisis, trying to be international….because she pretends that she speaks or understands Greek, Turkish, Italian and Arabic….and in that she has shape shifted her way into communicating like of of her accented friend…because they are the only people who really care about her or put up with her, it’s the Euro love for American pop culture, and she embodies it and fills their rich person life up with great joy….but anyone who knows anything about linguistics knows that after the age of 7, it’s pretty hard to break down any accent you have, you have to really work at it. I went to school with a British kid and an Australian kid and they had those accents until they were in their 20s…and to lose an accent involves serious work…but in this case…it’s not losing her american accent, it’s picking up some weird ethnic broken english, like she didn’t speak english her entire life…
This reminds me of when my Jewish neighbor orders chinese food, or talks to Haitians on the bus, he always rudely speaks to them in broken english as if he’s mocking her…it’s just nonsense…it’s not his real accent, he just thinks they understand him better when he speaks like they speak…even if it’s condescending, borderline racist…and hilarious….
It also reminds me of the Italian immigrants in Montreal, where I live…because they are raised to speak broken Italian at home, broken english at home and broken french at school..making a spot on Lohan sounding accent, only that’s how they speak…that’s not them being a broken down actress…acting…
I think the real highlight of all this is Long Island born, Disney Raised, broken down starlet considers herself “Italian” and “Irish” more than American…despite her parents being the embodiment of American trainwreck…
If anything this is just representative of how fucking lost this soul is…now…show us more tits.
Lindsay Lohan posted a picture in underwear..and now I am re-posting the picture for halloween because she’s a zombie…it’s not her fault it’s all the medication and crazy..and no one cares about her looking hot and half naked but me….because I am a very basic lazy person, who is old as fuck and stuck in the past and willing to continue to jerk off to old news, it’s easier, it’s there, it’s familiar, it’s not so magical, but it looks pretty fit, or maybe half dead but magical enough to me…mainly because it has survived this long….and weird enough…this is the highlight of my dad…because Lohan is my spirit animal…and I feel connected at the soul…
Greek Night Club Owner and Child Star – Lindsay Lohan posted this topless selfie pic that I couldn’t find on her instagram which means she deleted and we can all agree that the best thing about Lohan is her tits…they don’t look nearly as wrecked as she does…
This is unfortunately, the highlight of my pathetic existence…or at least my day…because I am a Lohan fan for life…I am so glad that she’s started up on the self involved, narcissistic, exhibitionist selfie kick….I’ve been hoping for her to fall into this for a long time….I mean at 30…she might as well make as much noise as she can, the right way, which is trying to get dudes to jerk off to her again…not the whole Muslim brotherhood, arabic speaking because the Arabs pay her a lot of money angle she’s been into the last little while…
I believe the world is filled with wonderment and excitement…action and adventure…magical ups and downs…and mystery that keeps us exploring and that’s just what you’ll find in Lohan’s panties..a vagina we all need to explore more and that hopefully this topless titty arm bra shit is a teaser of what’s to come…Lohan fan for life…
