Lindsay Lohan is pregnant in a bikini, which is probably why she had her public outrage on the internet. She’s an abused girl from a broken home – who despite being rich and famous was broken as fuck – so even when she’s not hormonal she’s a crazy person – so when she is hormonal and probably not allowed to drink – she’s a super fucking crazy person – and what better way to announce your pregnancy to the world like having a public freak out, only to decompress in a bikini with your gunt hanging out as the fetus grows outwards….and the only concern for me isn’t how shitty this kid’s life will be with its terrible mother and rich as fuck father…I don’t care about that…plus it will probably die before it turns 5…that or shipped to Disney who have first right of refusal on her kid…

I am just concerned because it looks like her fiance beat her ass of of her…but I guess her milk filled tits will be fun though…

So here’s some Lohan in a bikini with her parasite / STD reveal far more fun then her Herpes reveal..

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Lindsay Lohan posted a bikini picture to apologize for her public outburst that she had like a crazy person…because she’s a crazy person.

I didn’t read what she wrote – but I am sure it was crazy – inspiring – and fucking crazy…because she’s a crazy person.

I assume part of her public outburst was tactics to be in the media again, just like posting a bikini pic for a weirdo apology that I didn’t read but assume is weirdo is to get media attetion…

It’s just a series of moves a broken girl makes trying to navigate the complicated landscape after being exploited by everyone around her….

Ultimately, she’s still Lohan, still has great tits, and reminds me that I wish her crazed outbursts were directed at me…I need the traffic…as I fade more into obscurity than I’ve always been.

Either way, no sympathy for a lunatic having an outburst, I just wish I got her pregnant when I had the chance. K-Fed is a hero to us all…

I guess she’s putting it out there for more financiers she is willing to fuck for the good life she can’t afford to have anymore – because no one gives a fuck about employee Lohan, they just like paying her to fuck and play girlfriend because it’s more interesting to say you date Lohan than some basic Russian whore…

I like the boat picture…if I read her caption maybe I would understand what it symbolizes to her…like out at sea – looking for another wallet to fuck? Some Pirate booty…or maybe…she’s just crazy.

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Now I don’t have any fun, controversial, slutty or exciting pictures or videos of Lohan, I just love this story of her billionaire brat – cheated on his high maintenance, old as fuck, has been washed up actress who is only with him for his money, leading to a crazy scene and breakdown – because she’s crazy.

Shocking…

I don’t know what this is all about, I didn’t read into it….but she accused her Fiance of Killing her….screaming while having Tantrums…and police showed up or were called by the neighbors. like good old times… CLICK HERE FOR THE STORY

I just find it exciting that she’s the same old Lohan and that you can’t take a brat out of the mix even after she goes broke – shit is ingrained in her….he can’t take the crazy out of the brat…when she’s as fucking crazy as Lohan….

He wore black and I wore white…. ?????????????? I guess #art is whatever you make of it.

Lohan for president.

Weird shirt, door kicked in, engagement rings….the freakout happened because he was out – while she was at home pregnant…she’s a crazy person – I’ve experienced it- I’ve seen it – I Love it.

There is a video of her meltdown on the balcony….”he just threatened and almost killed me, everyone will know, get out of my house”…

So good..love meltdowns, Especially when they are Lohan navigating the right and wrong way a russian billionaire should treat a hooker…

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If history were to be folded …
Where would we put the crease?
Pray for the ones we lose everyday and appreciate every breathe you ???????? we???????? all ???????? take #nice #turkey #turnup and do something (goodnight and sleep with an idea for the future)

Academy Award Winner in training and Sugar Baby Billionaire Wife because she’s spent all of her money – because was dirty money that represented her parent’s exploitation of her…the robbing of her childhood….her early life celebrity…that led to her demise in her 20s….her entire 20s…but she’s a survivor, she didn’t self destruct, she is just perfectly shameless and shallow and pretending to have depth….but then again she’s so fragile that it probably makes her sad and hurt on the inside…trigger warning….setting her off down that slippery slope of destruction….

But seeing a sexy posing Lohan telling you to sleep with an idea for the future…whatever the fuck that means, I mean her future involves being trophy ex celebrity wife to a Russian who still gets excited by american pop culture….is inspiring…

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I am still celebrating Lindsay Lohan’s birthday. The big 3-0…

She’s haggard -and amazing….but not overly fat and Her tits are awesome…so she’s doing just fine!

I just pathetic enough to be Trying to figure out her pussy mound / pussy definition is awesome – even a mystery because that’s the first thing I look at in any bathing suit situation….and I am not too sure what I am looking at but I feel like it may be heaven – a shit stained, scabby, heaven…..my queen..

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People, except maybe Lohan, don’t take me seriously when I say she’s a glorious creature who has survived the hardships of living the overpaid Disney star life – becoming iconic before she even had her period – living as a disappointment to her family for ending the money train that she was on…..but to me…she’s better than ever, her face not so much, but the thing with implants is that after they are worked in, and trust me, these ones are worked the fuck in…them tits are FIRE….no wait that’s her crotch – either way – she’s lovely, my spirit animal, the reason I get up in the morning, but not really, I just like being dramatic in the event she still reads the site and feels like no one cares about her anymore…but as along as she has these tits – I care…I care so much that even if she was to die as we’ve all predicted – from mixing too many of her anti psychotics..I’ll dig up the body just to get the implants to cherish for life…I’d even do that when she’s alive…hey are just that good ….

Here’s her birthday dance – amazing..

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I have no idea what the backstory of Lohan and Anton, but she is down with the Russian scene, since Russians have no souls and either does she…and she wrote this:

I am sure no one cares about Lohan’s opinion on anything, but it’s safe to say she’s a little bitter in how hollywood ate her up and spat her out, and maybe she knows more information than we do about Anton’s life, maybe it was an inside job, or maybe Hollywood destroyed him, medicated him, and made him run himself over with what may have been a defective Jeep with a weird transmission that made it challenging to know if you were in Park or not…

Either way…pretty crazy statement…from a pretty crazy girl who I guess lost a friend, who we could argue wasn’t a real friend, otherwise she wouldn’t have let him die…

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Lindsay Lohan in a bikini is terrifying as fuck, not just because she’s about to enter the cryogenic chamber people are using as a spa treatment to stay young forever, because I guess she’s trying to repair the damage that she’s done, while maintaining her peter pan complex, because she was only relevant when she was under 20…yet she still looks like a corpse…or maybe she’s prepping to do the DISNEY, the man who created her, or who’s empire she can thank for robbing her of her youth, but turning her into Lindsay Lohan….and connecting with him through cryogenics…because that dude’s frozen in a machine somewhere….but at least her nipples are hard with her future husband…and that makes the whole experience of Lindsay Lohan worth looking at because above all, no matter how much she ages, she’s still got Lindsay Lohan perfect tits…because like cryogenics…she can thank her implants for that!

Like the girl rocking a discman in the park yesterday, Lindsay Lohan makes me feel alive.

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