I find Lucy Hale so fucking boring, there’s just nothing inspiring that comes from anything that she does….even though the ridiculously famous thanks to “Pretty Little Liars” which made the whole group of them famous, only the whole group of them aren’t still CW’s sweetheart cast in at least 4 of their shows, none quite as good for her as Pretty Little Liars..

I see her in leggings, in workout shorts, walking the dog…and I just find her dull as shit…

The only interesting thing about her is the she’s now fucking her CW brother, who I guess is no longer on CW, but was thanks to the pile of shit that is Riverdale….SKEET ULRICH…you SCREAM and CRAFT hero because he’s in his 50s….while she is not.

I don’t really give a fuck about a 50 year old dating some 30 something year old, I just think it’s funny that Skeet likely SKEETS inside her and for whatever reason, that makes me laugh…all while she remains BORING as shit…

For the record, I can’t believe I know the gossip that Lucy Hale fucks Skeet Ulrich…I may do these posts daily like it is a prison but I don’t actually know celeb gossip so it’s weird….

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Lucy Hale is the most boring working actor / celebrity (since celebrity spans beyond acting alone especially in this social media era)…it’s like this girl could be burying this motherfucker with her pussy…in a “face smothering”, “I can’t breath – BLM Triggering” video…and I’d still say who fucking cares….

I don’t know how someone who has been on trending shows, who has millions of followers, can suck so hard even when in a bikini…

I see her in fitness pants, her body’s great…I see her in swimsuit, she’s not repulsive…and I see her here doing her Baywatch impression…lifeguard shit….and the emotion I feel is apathy, whether that’s an emotion or not is not for me to determine, it’s just the only way I know to say…who fucking cares…

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Lucy Hale is hitting the public bathroom like some kind of commoner for the paparazzi, which may excite some of you, but it fucking disgusts me, and not just because of COVID but because of the whole being a public bathroom…pee on the side of the damn road you fucking mental case….who uses Public bathrooms besides fat people at Walmart with IBS and DIABETES….or people on road trips…or fags looking to get their dicks sucked….or for serial killers to do their sourcing of their next victims…rape shit…

What I am saying is that public bathrooms are sick and always have been…pre covid and during covid…can’t this bitch afford a fucking Sprinter Van outfitted with her own bathroom to follow her around everywhere she goes? Like get it together woman, you’re a fucking celebrity…

Now I’ve heard from a semi reliable, yet bitter, source that Lucy Hale gave someone my source was having sex with some HERPES….and with behavior like going into a public bathroom, I can see how that would happen…totally irresponsible with her pussy and the choices she makes for her pussy.

I am not a big COVID believer, because anyone I know who had it, barely had it, and I don’t believe the way the media hypes or sensationalizes everything. For as long as I remember, I’ve been told the media want us all to be scared to live, because scared people make for good viewers, consumers and suckers…

I am not saying I don’t thinK COVID is a virus, I am just saying the 2 people I know who had it had a sore throat for a day…and no one else I know has had it…and with all the rioting and people living like there is no COVID, grocery shopping, hanging with friends, the whole “outbreak” seems like a lot of bullshit….because there is hardly a fucking outbreak…people I know live like there is no pandemic…they gave up on it…and the numbers aren’t on the rise…

HOWEVER, during a Global Pandemic, you’d think going to the public bathroom barehanded would be a dumb fucking move and here’s some celebrity bitch in horrible bike shorts making that move.

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Karen Lucille Hale freaks me out because she has no waist to hip ratio which in a world of Kardashian looking bodies, where girls are getting the fat sucked out of their stomachs and injected into their asses and hips, it seems pretty boylike…

That could be why she’s such a hit at the CW, where she’s had 2 or 3 shows since Pretty Little Liars on the map, you know since Hollywood is perverted and into that Tom Hanks shit…

I do know that I do like skinny girls and I don’t need a fake ass or tits to appreciate a look, but as someone who isn’t a fan of Lucy Hale and who doesn’t find her hot, it’s all very boring…

Not to mention, if you don’t have hips or a waist, should you really wear bikini bottoms that go up to your neck, I mean I’ve watched Oprah Episodes in the 90s about bathing suit cuts for weird bodies, but I’m not sure the approach they take with little boy bodies, I’m going to assume something smaller though…

The now 31 year old has been acting since she was 15, and I guess lucky for her, her body still looks 15, but not in a good way…in a “did you hit puberty or did you miss that whole thing due to trauma from being sold to the industry”.

I don’t have the answers, just the pics and they aren’t that good.

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Lucy Hale has her fitness pants jacked up her pussy like all the fat pussy moms in the grocery store, not that I’d know, I gave up on that in-store experience despite it being the only contact I had with the outside world and I guess the only pussy that I’d interact with that wasn’t on a screen…I don’t miss it…and throught the quarantine, I never understood why people were so mad about being locked in, as far as I’m concerned that shit is heaven, even with the constant sounds of my fat wife eating her baked goods and constant smells radiating from a 300 pound 5 foot tall woman, because we’ve accepted and grown used to our mutual hatred of each other, the annoyance happened 20 years ago and now we just cruise in the 500 squsre foot basement apartment….but enough about my life as the brokest internet website with an email list of 150,000 people I never send emails to….you know my kind of self help starts and ends with “if you need self help, kill yourself, because trying is for fucking losers”…..

This is about Lucy Hale and the fact that I’ve been told she has herpes from a reputable source, in a “But Jesus, doesn’t every pussy in Hollywood have herpes, it’s part of being ruthless, moraless, pieces of shit who are just trying to get ahead and are willing to fuck to make it happen”…I mean she’s had at least 3 CW shows since Pretty Little Liars, the show that made her, ended…she’s obviously someone they like to sell, or they like to hire….herpes and all…herpes that aren’t bleeding through these pants because they have VALTREX and other anti-virals for that…you know so she can live like the non-herpe normals and not fear hopping in the ocean during an outbreak…THE STING…..THE STING…..

All this to say, she may not have herpes, but she does like jacking her pants up in her, I bet she can cum like that if she walks enough steps…it’s just physics really…I knew a girl in High School who’d cum in class on Command by just crossing her legs…LEGENDS and that bitch wasn’t even a Hollywood actress trying to impress people, she was just a victim of abuse and the only release that made her life worth living was the orgasm….a primitive and far funnier form of cutting, especially when she’s soak the seat….

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Lucy Hale posted this promo on her IG STORY for something called “ALIVE AND WELL”….

KNOWING her contemporary, or her colleague, or her peer, or the girl who Ariana Grande mentally destroyed by stealing her man, Glee’s very own Naya Rivera is not “ALIVE AND WELL”….that’s some dark and evil celebrity bitchiness if I’ve ever seen it.

Hale, who is now out of work because her shitty Riverdale Spin Off got cancelled is probably just happy the talent pool of girls her age just got a little less occupied increasing her chances of a third or fourth CW show to have fail….

What a bitch….but I guess you have to be to be in their soulless industry

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Lucy Hale gives off this wholesome vibe in a bikini you’d expect your granny to wear after a few months of aquafitness when she’s feeling nice and bold about her body. The picnic table cloth pulled up to her fucking neck….it’s probably what makes her marketable for a series of failed attempts at CW shows because no one watches TV….but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have the herpes strain the entire industry has because they are all fucking opportunist motherfuckers climbing whatever dick shaped ladder to get the celebrity and consistent work they crave – even though they already have enough money to retire and enough social media followers to make a solid million dollars a year…but that’s not enough for them…they just keep coming back for more and more…greedy fucks and theya aren’t even willing to do it with their bathing suit jacked up their ass…rude. Like how bad to want to maintain and grow this fame thing, clearly not enough.

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I never really gave a fuck about Lucy Hale, she’s just one of those celebs who exists. She has been on a bunch of shows as one of the main characters, but I haven’t seen any of those shows so I don’t have that connection I would if she impressed me n a movie or TV role. I figure that’s why I hate most celebs, I haven’t been won over by them, but the ones I have been won over by are usually ugly.

Point being, her ass in leggings is great as she pumps gas, which is a crazy concept to me, I am not out there touching anything, there is a Pandemic, I am that germ hating guy, despite being down to fuck homeless women raw in exchange for soup….touching a gas pump, save that for the interns…

Anyway, she’s clearly just reckless…as she chats on the phone while pumping gas….which is ALSO against the rules…I mean death wish girl should find new ways to push the limits of her mortality…including but not limited to licking toilets for her IG feed….you know make it count…

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I heard that the CW’s sweetheart, who is cast in every show they launch it seems, all cuz they know she’s got that Pretty Little Liars traction – has herpes.

But then again, that may have been a rumor I heard about Nina Dobrev, or really any of these Hollywood actresses, because without explicitly being slutty girls….they are all slutty girls….sex and being vessels that are surviving / not dying, you know every day avoiding death, which is terrifying if you think about it, how can you even leave your house, that’s why I don’t leave my house…is what HUMANITY is about….and when you throw money, success, an audience and feed an ego…sex happens..

They are just less obvious about it than the girls in your life, with their carrying around babies, or being whores in public…because they need to be like Lucy Hale and appeal to the young audience who doesn’t have cable, is not watching The CW…but who they pretend are so that they can stay in business..

CW where I’m at was on the digital antennae free channels before my antennae broke…and I still didn’t watch the shit, but I wouldn’t put it passed all my creepy pervert neighbors every night before bed…if you know what I mean…because like Lucy Hale, they are perverts too.

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