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2019

09

Apr

Lucy Hale Pussy Print of the Day

Lucy Hale Pussy Print Leggings

Lucy Hale has a pair of leggings jacked up her cunt, like most girls who wear leggings, which is the great thing about leggings, and something I don’t remember seeing happen back in the early 90s when leggings became a massive trend….

I have no memory of looking at pussy lips protruding from either side of a legging seam back then…and I wonder why that is….

I know I am a pervert, voyeur, who stares at every woman’s genitals and have for as long as I can remember…so the whole legging thing would clearly be a big deal.

I know that back then, I didn’t have access to porn, I mean sure there were Playboys and mags around, and the occasional VHS fell into your lap…but I wasn’t out there renting porn, or buying porn…never buy porn was a life philosophy I’ve stuck to….so I know I’d remember staring at a solid cameltoe…

I know I remember all the hard nipples I came across back then…mainly in high school gym class…

So I wonder, was I not looking, is my memory foggy, or has all this whoring out made pussy lips bigger? Have the hormones in the food make the pussy lips are getting bigger? Or is it the panties they wear? The fabrication of the leggings them self….and ultimately does it even matter? Does Lucy Hale, a girl who gets lots of TV work, and her cameltoe matter? Definitely not, but I’d rather see a cameltoe on a bitch in public than nothing at all. It makes for a better user experience.

Why is this my life? I don’t have the answer.

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2019

11

Mar

Lucy Hale Workout Erotica of the Day

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Lucy Hale with the Monday Motivation…get your fitness on you fat fuck who just sits in front of a computer jacking off all day….which is cardio if you think about it…I mean heart rate up, breathing heavy….it’s a struggle trying to maintain that erection since all your hormones are out of whack with your obesity….and your belly has made it virtually impossible to find your dick…so maybe the motivation isn’t to get your fitness on, even though tit should be, but rather to motivate you to stare at an ass working out…being a celebrity that it is…since that’s what we’re here for…

It’s the low hanging fruit clickbait that can be presented as not being racy or slutty…even though we know they are all a bunch of sluts…every last one of them with their teasing.

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2019

08

Feb

Lucy Hale Tits of the Day

Lucy Hale TIts Bikini

In case you’re wondering – LUCY HALE – the celebrity who gets consistent work in teen shows…is going to be right here.

Wherever that is..

Tits out in a bikini top….

Because all girls are exhibitionists seeking validation through their tits….and if they tell you that they aren’t. They are lying.

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2019

28

Jan

Lucy Hale Tits of the Day

Lucy Hale Big Tits bikini

The best thing about travel content on social media is the tits…

It’s the one thing that I really think allowed Facebook to work. It gave us a venue or opportunity to see people we always wanted to see in bikinis…in Bikinis…it was like being invited to this exclusive club, since people make their shit public, allowing everyone you knew the first and last name of to be seen in a bikini pic…because no women, at least none that I know would go on vacation without taking at least one postable bikini pic…obviously the concept evolved to so many bikini pics everywhere…but for someone who remembers a life before social media….I remember not seeing everyone an anyone I knew the first and last name of in bikinis and really life was a less exciting place because of it….

This Lucy Hale is some bullshit who gets cast in a lot of bullshi because she’s famous and has followers…but I’m just here for the vacation tits…

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2018

10

Dec

Lucy Hale Got Them Titties On of the Day

If you’re wondering what LUCY HALE, the very famous girl from the Pretty Little Liars, a show you probably jerked off to, and that has leveraged her career into other very important things like other shitty TV fame…getting paid enough to spend her time with her tits out in a bikini top for her true fans who only care about her tits…not that she has much tit…but perverts don’t care…we don’t care…we’re accepting and eager to jerk off to all tit…it’s almost a talent really…how diverse and inclusive we are….now if only girls just answered our phone calls or texts or liked us and didn’t fear us and our stale sperm smells…


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2018

23

Nov

Lucy Hale Pussy Print of the Day

Lucy Hale Pussy Print

I heard that Lucy Hale has herpes, but it may be Nina Dobrev, I get the two confused all the time, two girls I don’t really give a fuck about, I haven’t seen on TV, one a Canadian, the other with cameltoe, but I am sure they both have their fair of cameltoe, rubbing up against their herpes, that I have been told either one, or both have…because that’s the hollywood fucking dream.

I wonder how easy reading that ramble was? Probably not easy at all. For the record I write posts to a rhythm in my head, like it is some kind of poetry that I won’t win any literary awards for, because the subject is so crass and vile, even when it’s Lucy Hale…a star of some bullshit show, given more bullshit shows, since Hollywood is some sort of circle jerk….a circle jerk you aren’t invited to.

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2018

19

Nov

Lucy Hale Workout Erotica of the Day

Lucy Hale Fitness Erotica Tight Leggings

Lucy Hale like BRIE LARSON wants you to see her form as she works out in compromising poses wearing tight outfits…because she is looking for a second career as a fitness trainer, you know joining the YMCA to spread her knowledge after working with some of the best trainers Hollywood has to offer, you know she was on a hit show, and is currently on a hit show, because some girls get all the luck, and hollywood loves to recycle and pass around pussy more than a pimp with a good earner…why bother cultivating and teaching the new people…when you got some old bitch still trying who shows up on time….

So working at the YMCA will be a nice way to give back to the people, unless she’s just giving you all a free erotic show, like this is a webcam site called INSTAGRAM….where porn happens in all forms and girls get more likes the sluttier they are – whether they pretend to be empowered or not – I get what you’re doing here bro.

Lucy Hale Fitness Erotica Tight Leggings

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2018

04

Oct

Lucy Hale Fitness Cameltoe of the Day

Lucy Hale Fitness Cameltoe

You have to wonder if some girls, like Lucy Hale, in this outfit, are actually intentionally jacking their pants into their vaginas for the paparazzi..

That’s not to say that cameltoe takes effort and that tight pants don’t ride up into cunt holes if the cunthole isn’t wearing panties….or even if the cunt hole is wearing panties…this shit happens.

It’s just to say that if you were a celebrity, and you knew the paparazzi were out there, and you didn’t want to see your cunt eating your pants, you’d probably wear some sort of pussy guard that prevents the hungry and eager cunt from eating your pants.

You know maybe rig it with a piece of plastic, or rubber, or even duct tape…trannies do all kinds of weird things with their genitals..

It is almost as if she wants you to see her pussy, exhibitionist, maybe she gets a bonuses for coverage in the media, or in a sick way masturbates to this.

Who knows, celebrities are disgusting humans with nothing to offer the world, they are rich and evil and do everything for their celebrity they image…their jobs and more pay days…

You also have to wonder if some girls like Lucy Hale have STDS…you know how else do they get famous…

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2018

20

Sep

Lucy Hale Sexy Lingerie of the Day

Lucy Hale Tits See Through Red Lingerie Panties

Lucy Hale is in Lingerie for her new show…that is about some girl with cancer finding out she’s not going to die…then forced to redeem herself for being a bitch to everyone while she was on her way out…which I guess includes fucking in lingerie.

It’s silly show idea, but it AIRS after that Archie show on CW…which was strategic for the CW to try to stay as relevant with hit shows as possible.

She’s a Pretty Little Liar, very famous from that, who I guess is still acting while Benson is out being a fat dyke in tight pants looking 45….( SEE MORE )

Shay Mitchell is out being an instagrammer.

While this one is still doing that whole TV thing…half naked so people watch TV. Makes Sense.

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2018

17

Sep

Lucy Hale Cleavage of the Day

Lucy Hale See Through Black Nude Shirt

Lucy Hale is very very important because she was on a show called Pretty Little Liars, that got her a huge fanbase of 14 year old girls on social media, and those 14 year olds who still follow her are now 20 and prime clients to market to. So the brands jerk off to her, throw money at her and give her roles and make her exist….

So she’s still out there, she’s still working, she’s on a new show, she’s got her tits out….barely, but enough to remind you that she’s here, she’s ready and that the guys who follow her to jerk off to her are going to need to stretch the imagination because she’s not out there topless like the other whores….we haven’t seen her nipples but sometimes, like in the 80s and 90s, or when working in an office and you try to keep everything professional and cleavage has to do…

Lucy Hale…keeping it professional…because someone has to in this world of everyone a whore.

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