Madonna is terrifying…and in being terrifying…she’s decided to get into lingerie for Harper’s Bazaar – because she can, she’s Madonna…a celebrity / popstar / icon who has been around for 40 fucking year…and who is 100 years old…and the sick thing in all this…is that I fucking love it…

It is the perfect level of disgusting for my weird fetish of old bitches who don’t know they are old…because they are Madonna and have some delusional opinion of themselves…thanks to ego…and in her defense…she looks pretty good for 100….all menopausal and good to cum in…as long as you have lube to deal with her being dried the fuck up….which brings up a very important point…what does the vagina look like…is it still there….does it still breath..or is it more of dead animal…just rotting away in her panties…

SO MANY QUESTIONS…let’s hope this Harper’s interview gets to the bottom of it….

BUMPED THIS UP TO THE TOP WITH AN UPDATE – FEATURING MORE TERRIFYING PICS –

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Madonna and Ariana Grande were at Art Basel, where they attempted to connect with what they feel is actual art, you know since they have been calling themselves artists fro their entire lives, but they are actually just dog shit, they are puppets that are used to sell product, who realize if they say they are art – and not actually ripping off art – or exploiting and shitting on art, then the people will believe, because people are fucking idiots…

I mean that is assuming art actually exists, I know whenever I am faced with anyone who calls themselves an artist, they seem to be empty people trying to prove themselves to have some kind of purpose or vision – they need to share with the world – like self involved instagram models, only they can draw…

Which is convenient – because Art Basel is a place where artists, celebs and instagram models merge – and come together at exclusive miami night clubs…

It is safe to say that the only real art on display was Madonna and Arianna Grande dancing awkward, and I fucking love awkward dancing…but instead it was Madonna’s new ass implants…

She’s 58 years old, and I guess willing to continue making a weird spectacle of herself, it is what she does and what makes her feel complete…the 58 year old trying to be a kardashian or some shit, instead of just being old and expiring madonna….she’s trying to be hot…and it’s so weird…that it is hot to me…

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Funny enough, I’ve seen Madonna and Katy Perry in the same bar one night at the same party. It was a couple of years ago, and they didn’t talk to each other. They weren’t dancing with each other. In fact Katy Perry was alone in the corner drinking champagne looking all fat and sad, even though it was her party all while Madonna and Miley were acting like the life of the party, the prom queens with no time for fatty, even though it was fatty’s party…and instead they were just going off together making a spectacle of themselves for everyone to see, not inviting Katy Perry into their dance circle…it was sad…so sad that I was forced to go up to Katy Perry and tell her to not worry about the cool kids and grandma, she’ll get her time to shine soon…and if she feels lonely we can go to the back alley and play with each other’s genitals….come to think of it, that wasn’t Katy Perry, that was a fat french girl with what looked like downs syndrome…who I called Katy Perry because she was mouthing the words to a Katy Perry song with her retard mouth…at the some fucking dive bar with her bleached blonde mom and sister who were letting loose…but it was a decent blowjob…you know…those half retard not quite retard girls produce lots of drool with their big doughy faces….

That said, now, Madonna is leveraging a bad Katy Perry stunt based on voting naked…as an excuse for Madonna to get naked…neither of them showing actual tit…just implying tit…both of them too middle aged to be an exciting thing to see naked…but both remember being lusted after and want to feel that feeling again…

So Madonna…posted this pics with this caption….

Im voting naked with Katy Perry!! Vote for Hillary. She’s the Best we got!????????????????????????. Nude Voting series # 1

Making me think she’s doing some manipulative reverse psychology to make no one want to vote…just to get this old bitch to put some goddamn clothes on….

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