There’s nothing worse than going outside and seeing 100 kids playing in some day camp in the park, when you know their parents are out working to pay for the shit, not because I’m a parent and the issue hits close to home, or because I think those kids should be out working, while the parent go out and play all day, but I do think there should be a lot more hot young moms in bikinis masturbating and tanning on the sidelines instead of just treating the shit as a dumping ground so they can have the day off….cuz it’d make my walk a lot more erotica…

I haven’t figured out where I’m going with this, or what this was all about, I thought I had an angle, but clearly I don’t…here are my hangover dump to divert focus from my boring

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As amazing as this site is…sometimes I gotta give my love to other people doing trying to keep up with my greatness….and I do it in the form of the a morning hangover…. one that only comes from watching porn until 6 am for no real reason….

I need to go out in public and stare at bitches all day….but before I go…here are the hangover dump

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I’m still drunk, cold and naked….Add me to FACEBOOK ….

Here are my morning hangover dump….cuz other sites sometimes have better shit that I do…and I’m a lazy, unambitious fuck and don’t mind piggy backing off them…it’s kinda my way….FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER ….

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I spent the better part of the night trying to figure out some nude pics a reader sent in of his cheating girlfriend….Her tits and body looked pretty great, but then came the pussy pic, and shit was a pussy like no other pussy I had ever seen in my life. It looked alien, possibly from another planet, or maybe just a hybrid gender, seriously circus-grade…ready to be put on display for the world to pay 5 cents to point and laugh at, tso I figured what better way to start the hangover dump on a day I’m only hungover on curiosity, then to post a picture of this creature I’m so curious about, that for all I know, lives in the panties of a girl you may know…

This isn’t ex gf porn, this is a fucking biological mystery….seriously, any scientists out there willing to explain? Who says we’re not an educational facility here…

HEre’s the email homie sent with the pics…

This is my ex girlfriend that cheated on me so I had to break up with her. Sucked cause it was a nice catch. The pussy is so beat up, look how swollen I made that shit. It looks like a hermaphrodite. Enjoy, feel free to use them on the site I didn’t include her face. This was so I could tag her new boyfriend in these fucked up pictures i had of her on facebook, and not get in trouble.. Only sad thing was that they were shot with my iphone, wish i used a nikon.

Hermaphrodite is an understatement….If anything dude shouldn’t worry about her cheating on him and he shoulda made a business out of her…by selling tickets to slip your dick into what may be a undeveloped dick…the kind of pussy you whore out at bars to make extra money cuz her pussy is so fucking weird…I blame the hormones in the food but I’ll let you be the judge….

Now email me pics of your ex gf the whore to put on blast….Here are the morning hangover dump, even though I’m not hungover cuz I slept 10 hours….

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I’m not hungover. I’m still drunk. One of the things I hate is when people drunkenly say how drunk they are. Like on some college spring break hustle that annoys me unless it’s a girl trying to get my dick inside her as fast as she can…..I’ve become what I’ve most feared.

Here’s some shit going on around the internet…

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I am not drunk or hungover anymore…I’m back to my old lazy, unproductive self, but I will tell you one thing, alcohol withdrawal was legendary, the things I saw while hallucinating, from zombies to ghosts to all kind of other weird shit, and the dreams I had that were rudely cut short due to cold sweats were on another level of amazing….I guess I’ll just have to binge like a college kid with tolerance tonight….

Until then, here is the morning hangover dump…

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I don’t think today is so much a morning hangover, but a lifetime of hangover, or at least a 3 day hangover, because I snuck into an open bar event, and I drank until I was asked to leave, as hard and as fast as I could, like some kind of athlete, only to go off to other places to continue to drink my face off, resulting in getting home at 10 am, god knows how, possibly HIV positive, we’ll wait 6-8 weeks for those results, and me not being able to move for 3 days, cold sweats, nightmares, a face to face encounter with someone I’m sure was a zombie out to get me, which could just be heightened paranoia….I didn’t know alcohol could be so wild…

Here’s some morning links to start the day.

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I was tweeting from bed all morning and it was lovely, or would have been lovely if my wife washed the fucking sheets, or more importantly, herself every once in a while…it’s this smell of piss, shit and death that is comforting, yet disgusting…

So here’s some shit going on on other sites cuz I was too lazy to get off my ass and do something about it, but now I am off my ass and doing something about it.

Big weekend plans….let me tell you.

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Someone just played a pretty racist joke on me. They emailed me saying something along the lines of “JAY Z and Rihanna Sex Tape You’ve been Waiting for Finally Leaked”….and I got a little happy about that cuz sex tapes leaks always make my life easier, not to mention I’d love to see Rihanna get fucked while ripping out Beyonce’s soul….so I clicked the Rihanna / Jay-Z Sex Tape link all excited …and it turned out that shit was just racist….

So I replied with Kim Kardashian’s Newest Sex Tape …ANd her is the morning hangover dump cuz guess what…I’m hungover…too much smokin’ cocaine is bad for my brain….

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It’s 2 pm where I am and I just turned on my computer. I guess my all nighter didn’t work out so well for me when I passed out at 8 am and just woke up now. I wanna blame it on searching the streets high and low for Amanda Seyfried who is in town filming, but that would require me to live my house. I’m a local drinker – real local..

Here are the morning hangover dump at 2 pm dumps…

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