It’s not really the morning anymore, but it is in the West Coast and Hawaii…So let’s just run these for those motherfucker….It’s the shit going on the internet that I normally don’t get around to because I’m too hungover and making love to my toilet in a non sexual way….but for some reason today’s hangover wasn’t that bad….and I got up early, even though I was knee deep in tequila and inuit prostitutes with disgusting bruising on their arms…I make no sense to me.

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If you read the steplinks, or my TWITTER, you would know there is a midget festival going on here, I got over-excited cuz I never see midgets, but feel they bring luck, so I had no choice buy to seduce one into fucking me by asking her about her midget vagina. I was pretty close to making it happen, but got too drunk and now I’ve thrown away the once midget fucking chance I had….wasted opportunity…the story of my life.

Here’s the morning dump, it stings, it burns…it’s real.

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Here are some links to some shit that’s going on around the internet while my shit is going on around my stomach thanks to a shitty digestive track and too much beer. The smells coming out of me are as unnatural as your ability to click these links cuz you don’t exist.

I should have done less acid growing up.

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I came up with a new concept of drinking one 0.5 percent alcohol beer for every real life beer…and I tested it out last night. Turns out that instead of drinking 12 beers in a night, I drink 12 beers and 12 non-alocholic beers, it was a real fucking success, the extra 1200 calories look amazing on my bikini body…no homo…

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I came up with a new concept of drinking one 0.5 percent alcohol beer for every real life beer…and I tested it out last night. Turns out that instead of drinking 12 beers in a night, I drink 12 beers and 12 non-alocholic beers, it was a real fucking success, the extra 1200 calories look amazing on my bikini body…no homo…

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It is Memorial Day in the USA but I am not in the USA and either is 85 percent of the world, so here are some links for those of you who are bored at work wanting to kill yourself. If you’re lucky they’ll get you fired.

Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Trailer
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Tractor Trailer Fail is Basically What I Think Of My Life Right Now – VIDEO
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50 Hot Babes Wearing 50 Pairs of Sneakers That Are Just as Hot

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The 50 Best Sports Hottie Bikini Bodies
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Free Cam Shows Because Naked Chicks Always Make Things Better
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Kim Kardahian’s Wedding Is gonna be a Shit Show, Just Like Her Plastic Surgery Face
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LOL Cat of the Day
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Web Sluts That Strip Down and Don’t Talk Back
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Gianna Deninno Self Shot Sexiness
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Horny Party Slut Tit Flash
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IF You Are Bored Check Out This

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A screwdriver is the working class Mimosa, and I’m on my fourth. Hello day, it’s good to be alive….

Here’s some shit going on on other sites that don’t get drunk when they wake up at noon, but instead post very relevant posts I can’t keep up with.

Cuddles.

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From a reader:

This bitch broke my heart. She doesn’t know what she wants. I spent too many years with her (four, to be exact) and too long missing her. She will ignore me for months and then want to spend time together. Because I’m an idiot guy, I still fall for it or at least I used to. I’m done being her her sidedish. At least she was a good looking piece of ass. She emailed these to me on accident. They were for some new victim she was trying to seduce. They were adressed to both me and them, but the message was aimed at whoever her new male or female friend is. Imagine my surprise when I get an email in the dead of night and see her pussy. I didn’t have the heart to tell her. Too bad, whore. I would love to see these headlining the stepLinks section. Call her Nicole and me Scott.

Good way to start the day as far as I’m concerned – Here are some links…

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It is a holiday here. No one is working. Why the fuck do I feel compelled to? I make no sense to me, here’s my morning links at 2 pm cuz it’s morning to me. I just work up. I’m allowed downtime too you know. I don’t work for the 4 of you who still read this site you know. I’m not a news source you know. I don’t get exclusives or produce OG content you know.

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I don’t remember the last time I was hungover, cuz I always feel this way. I don’t remember the last time I took a shit because I don’t keep track of those things, but the good news is, unlike Farrah Fawcett before she died, I still have my anus. But my shirt was covered in a brown smelling shit like substance…

I was drunk all day, all night, I hate talking about the shit, I’m not proud of it, it is just what I do and here is a less offensive smelling hangover dump.

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