Last night involved debating quitting drinking. Then drinking. Which led to drinking hat involved debating whether squirting was pee or if squirting was squirt…..and concluded with me deciding I only want to fuck groupies…..before debating whether I had groupies….so much debating I must be an intellectual…an academic…

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I found out a lot of people hate me. I think that would hurt my feelings if I had feelings. What’s to hate, I post pictures of things want to see, I write charming, often times romantic things about those pictures, and I think I’m an all round nice, kind hearted guy. I don’t exploit people on FB or people in person anymore, I stick to the public domain, I mean I shouldn’t be hated…..not known, ignored, irrelevant definitely….but hated…..that’s just mean…..

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In case you didn’t realize, the Oscars don’t matter. They are boring and just because the media shoves it down our throats….doesn’t mean they matter….they don’t inspire, they are bullshit…

But Here’s a video that will inspire you if you are buried in the snow and suicidal like I am….it is a hot ass on a girl swimming from a great angle…

And here are some morning links that inspire…while I look for titties to post…

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Some days, I just have nothing to say…this is looking to be one of those days….I just feel like kicking back and staring at ass without much effort…I blame my wife for trying to have sex with me last night…burning her naked belly image in my head….this is post traumatic stress….with that horror…I feel like I can relate to war vets…but war vets will probably disagree…but I know I risk my life with this shit…

Here’s some links…

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Hangovers are for pussies. This is how I feel everyday.

Here are the morning links….

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I am a pretty disturbed motherfucker and the more time I spend drinking and the more time I spend alone the weirder the thoughts get. Luckily, I am a non violent crazy person…but I spent last night writing my local radio show a short essay on my most memorable beer for a contest, that basically went on about how a baseball coach used beer to medicate me to molest me like he was Michael Jackson and that it wasn’t the most memorable beer until their stupid radio show made me find that repressed memory in search of my favorite beer memory…only to find my worst beer memory and now I am forced to sue them….only to find out the contest ended yesterday…

I remain sucking at life.

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My house is either haunted or I was having flashbacks from NAM….or maybe I just drank too much watching The Voice not because I like The Voice…but because my neighbor with free booze does…but luckily I find pleasure in seeing X-Tina clap at some dude when he said he was a sandwich maker….and cum herself when calling CeeLo Green buttery…..either way it lead to nightmares and being convinced someone broke in and that I was going to be murdered last night cuz I’m not well liked…

However The girl who made this video and wants it to go viral so help it go viral by watching it on repeat said if she hits 100,000 views, she’s gonna give me vagina shots….they never end up following through…but I’ll take my chances….of getting rejected…since I’m used to it…

Here’s some morning links…

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I know it is a long weekend for a lot of you fuckers and you aren’t working but that shouldn’t stop you from visiting the site because you’re unemployed and never working and in the unlikely case that you are someone with a job…you are likely too socially awkward and ugly to not be on the computer right now….all this to say long weekend or not…it’s a pretty fucking long life…and it wasn’t filled with fucking enough strippers this past weekend, it was however filled with mocking a Haitian girl in her mid 30s with huge tits about not having kids cuz that’s a haitian fucking crime…as I drank her free liquor…which was almost as rewarding…..cuz I was one step closer to fucking a black chick for black history month….I got 8 days of hustle left in me…thank god it’s a leap year….

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I fell asleep while having sex yesterday. I blame obesity, sleep apnea, low sex drive, desensitization…..the funniest thing is that the whore was hot and it fucked with her ego so she took my wallet probably only to find it was a stunt wallet cuz I’m as broke as I am broken….

I think a herpe is growing on my dick but then again it could just be Nicki Minaj teeth…..

This hangover is the best.

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A wise man once said on TWITTER that you don’t call an alcoholic who was drinking til 6 am and hungover as fuck that he’s an alcoholic as he’s sitting on he toilet shitting blood due to his alcoholism. It is just mean.

That man was me. here’s some morning links to some…lunch links to other….afernoon links to others and midnight links for the asians.

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