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2015

28

Sep

Laetitia Casta by David Bellemere for Muse of the Day

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Laetitia Casta is one of the original tits in movies that graced the early internet for celebrity porn to jerk off to…

I never quite knew who Laetitia Casta was in 1996, I just know that I was into jerking off to her tits, thanks to being into celebrities naked, and not celebrities in practice, instead of jerking off to gutter porn chicks naked…

It was the era of internet photo porn, that still took 5 minutes to load an jpg, pre-video…and these sites called internet Thumbnail Gallery Posts or TGPs, were just a stack of categorized pictures you’d click on one to get to free galleries…and for some reason, a reason I call a preview to my entire existence in this world, I’d always choose the celebrity section instead of anal, teen, or blowjob…

Since celebrities were less whorish then, all the actors or models naked would be international…and this Casta chick had these massive tits…

I guess was 20 fucking years ago, but she’s still around, posing, but without nipple…which still counts, but barely, not just because of the no nipple, but because of the being old as fuck…

David Bellemere is the top nude photographer around right now, so this could have been a great throwback to….those better days…but I guess it’s just not that kind of shoot..

I’ll post it anyway, because I’m old…

Posted in:David Bellemere|Laetitia Casta|muse|SFW

2009

21

Dec

Lindsay Lohan Still Topless for Muse of the Day

Lohan is really getting a lot of airplay for this photoshoot. I haven’t seen so much Lohan coverage since she flashed her pussy years ago. It’s like every week this bullshit hipster fake art magazine releases another shot of her tits and all the virgin blogs go nuts for the shit, even though Lohan’s been done for a long fucking time and even if she released niche fetish videos like fucking used tampons or getting her ear cummed in or whatever the hot new porn trends are, I would have bet most people wouldn’t care. I guess I was wrong and there’s still more Lohan to be had, unless of course she dies of cardiac arrest or other “natural causes” before that time comes….and it doesn’t really matter because she has great tits…that I would want to use like I was Muse to get noticed…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|muse|Topless