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Archive for the NSFW Category
2013
02
Apr
Darla Baker for Andrew Kuykendall of the Day
I have no idea who Darla Baker is, but I do know who Andrew Kuykendall is, we’re instagram buddies and he likes all my pug photos, because I guess it makes the girls he recruits think he’s a nice fun loving guy, and not a pervert luring girls to get nude for him, in a better strategy than what I have going for me, cuz I just throw that I’m a pervert out there, no artistry in that, and that’s probably why I end up with fat bitches and he ends up with Darla Baker, an otherwise not topless girl, topless.
Either way, I’m a fan, even if he had sex with one of my internet girlfriends, he’s going places, look out for him and this Darla Baker babe isn’t so bade either, nipples, pantyhose, heels, I’m sold.
Posted in:Darla Baker|NSFW
2013
01
Apr
Cisco Tschurtschenthaler Naked for Treats of the Day
Cisco Tschurtschenthaler may have the most ridiculous name in modeling, not because she’s done a whole lot of work and built a reputation of a clown, but because shit is 18 fucking letters long. I’ve never heard of her, but I will probably remember her, not because I’ve seen her tits in TREATS magazine, or because she’s done anything substantial, but because her name is so fucking stupid. It’s one of those names that you modify for your career cuz magazines can’t afford the real estate to credit you. You know like Oliva Wilde or some shit, and her name is only Cockburn, not Tschurtschenthaler and asif her fucking first name is actually Cisco, I mean no one is named Cisco, leading me to think she’s stage named the wrong half of her identity.
Ultimately, what is a fucking name when it comes to toplessness, shit don’t fucking matter. I don’t even ask the hookers I fuck for their names, shit is just noise and gets in the way of trying to get a boner for their titties.
I just can’t get over this fucking name though…trying to pronounce it has been hysterical…
Posted in:Cisco Tschurtschenthaler|NSFW
2013
01
Apr
Cara Delvingne Titties for Fashion in Love #9 of the Day
Cara Delvingne is one of the hottest models on the rise. She’s getting booked for everything, she’s probably already dating Leonardo DiCaprio as new models often do but more importantly, she’s doing it right, you know paying her dues like s good model should, by showing her tits for fashion, even when she probably doesn’t, just to show the people at the magazines and in the industry that she’s ready to play fucking ball and I’m ready to stroke my limp dick imagining it was our wedding night and I did too much coke to satisfy her just married needs.
Posted in:Cara Delvingne|NSFW
2013
29
Mar
Ruby Aldridge Making Out with Red Hot Chili Peppers of the Day
Ruby Aldridge is Victoria’s Secret “angel” Lily Aldridge’s and fashion photographer Miles Aldridge’s baby sister. Her mom was a Playboy bunny in the 60s, her dad an artist for the Beatles Albums. Born and raised in LA amongst the rich kids, some of whom are the kids of the people she’s posing with from Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Prior to her becoming a model and prior to her sister becoming a major commercial model, I used to have an internet friendship with her, on facebook. She was lovely, until her and her sister’s career took off, then she disappeared, as most girls on their quest for fame do, but I don’t care, I’m not bitter, I’m just happy I finally get to see her little model tits, cuz really that’s all I care about when it comes to inter-personal relationships.
I have no idea if she is having sex with Anthony Kiedis, I just know this is for a photoshoot for Vogue Russia, which is still Vogue, and I’m actually happy with the direction her career has gone, cuz let’s face it, there’s nothing really worse than an LA model who doesn’t show her tits like a little slut for people in Canada to try to masturbate to, while reading old conversations we had on AIM that I saved in case she one day got famous.
Here are the pics. Lovely nipples on a lovely girl. I’m a fan.
Posted in:NSFW|Ruby Aldridge
2013
29
Mar
Rosie Jones Was Yesterday’s Page 3 Girl of the Day
Rosie Jones isn’t all that great, but she does one thing that is, and that’s posing topless, showing off her big natural tits, that I guess are worth celebrating, even if pig tits are everywhere thanks to the whole dairy industry hormones these girls all grew up on. I mean if they weren’t worth celebrating, why would she be making a career off them, cuz her success as a Glamour Model doesn’t step from her soft face, tall lean body and soft features…shit comes from her DDs….
These are some pics from yesterday’s page 3, to celebrate today’s death of Jesus, then resurrection of Jesus via hard boiled eggs and chocolate.
Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones
2013
28
Mar
Melissa Debling is the Glamour Model of the Day
A day is not a day unless I post a picture or a set of pictures of a Glamour model and her big old tits, to help validate her as something you’d want to fuck and something that is an actual model, despite not being all that hot, and more importantly being short and curvy, unlike actual models. But like I always say, anything to trick a bitch into getting topless, whether it is money, promises of backstage passes, or fame and fortune from low level magazines spreads, is something I endorse.
Posted in:Melissa Debling|NSFW
2013
28
Mar
Late Night Booty Call of the Day
If you’re like me, you’re drunk and alone, despite having a wife in the other room, who you wish you didn’t have, but deal with anyway cuz she pays the rent…and in the mood to look at pics of girls who you aren’t married to, doing naked and half naked, hot bodied things…
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2013
27
Mar
Late Night Booty Call of the Day
I am half asleep and don’t know what I am doing, but figured while drunk, that I’d share some of the girls who I am looking at nude, or half nude, who I probably could have gone home with, if the bitches at the bar I was at, weren’t mainly dudes and toothless….
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2013
26
Mar
Elyse Taylor in Purple of the Day
Elyse Taylor is an awesome model from Australia, the land of cool as fuck, hot as fuck, drunk as fuck women with accents I want to bounce on like a kangaroo with my dick….She was the face of O’Neill last year, she’s done shit for Vogue, Tommy, Estee Lauder…and most importantly…my dick, right now, in these pretty much nude….with bush, my favorite, photos for Purple Magazine……She’s a keeper…the kind of girl I’d mail my sperm to and hope she uses for some pregnancy shit like a lesbian couple…No H8…Prop 8……let’s scissor. I just squirted.
Posted in:Elyse Taylor|NSFW