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Archive for the NSFW Category
2013
12
Apr
Britany Nola Naked for Purple of the Day
She’s some hipster who shoots with some photographers I dig. She’s always been on that “erotica” from the 70s gig, because that’s what hipsters do, I remember her being more flat chested and toned, maybe she got on the pill, natures breast implants, who knows, but what I do know is that she’s not a natural blonde….
I’m glad she has bush….seriously…it’s a fetish, it’s erotic, I like it in my mouth and face and I like cumming in it…bush is the fucking future…and this hipster bitch brings it..
Posted in:Britany Nola|NSFW
2013
11
Apr
Adrienne Curry Nipples for Twitter of the Day
Adrienne Curry is the fucking devil. I can’t stand the bitch and not just because she told me off on twitter once, in fact that is the only redeeming quality that latch-on failure of a human had.
She’s a bottom feeder. Fame hungry and willing to try whatever it takes to get more famous. From reality shows to marriage to a guy on The Brady Bunch, to social media that she started with the suggestive pics on, then the cosplay shit to target the nerds cuz they are loyal, then booking gigs at comicon and shit to this nipples on her fake tits that I am sure she’s shown before but that are a good sign that the sex tape is around the fucking corner. She’s that kind of Hollywood trash, they walk the streets, envy the actual famous and try fucking hard to one day get there, in the most simplistic show your fucking tits cuz no one else wants to pay you to see them way.
She’s a high paid escort who found an alternative way to prostitute herself and I’ll encourage that behavior, even if I’d rather see pics of her getting hit by a fucking bus.
Posted in:Adrienne Curry|NSFW
2013
11
Apr
Sabine Jemeljanova Tits for Page 3 of the Day
Sabine Jemeljanova is some UK Glamour model from Latvia, who I can only assume moved the the UK to work as a stripper or prostitute, because the big city she left Latvia for, “to learn english” according to her wikipedia page, that we all know is code for “to suck dick to pay my rent cuz I have huge tits I am not scared to show off” because it is a means to survive that landed her gigs in big LAD MAGS and Page 3.
That’s the key difference between local busty girls willing to show their tits for money, and those from other countries, you see the locals have daddy issues, while the immigrants are just trying to make money to send back to daddy, making her a better quality person with better work ethic than the lazy British tits we’re used to. I can tell by her nipples. I’m a nipple reader.
Posted in:NSFW|Sabine Jemeljanova
2013
09
Apr
Thandie Newton’s Tits for Rogue of the Day
So Thandie Newton, relatively uninteresting Bond girl from many years ago, is on some DirecTV original series called Rogue, that I can only assume is about a Nissan.
The good news is that in TV being competitive with the internet, they’ve figure out that nudity is what the undersexed public want to see, meaning every fucking show put out on cable has some nudity.
It won’t be long until movies will be REAL Sex, and real sex, I guess would make it porn. It is the future.
Who cares. You don’t need to see the show, cuz here’s the clip. So dramatic…..someone get her an Emmy….that Thandie Newton, Softcore Porn slut. I’m glad her career has come to this. I’m just glad this is considered career advancement. There was a time the nude roles were frowned upon, which brings us to today’s lesson:
Perverts always win.
Posted in:NSFW|Thandie Newton
2013
09
Apr
Chanelle Hayes for NUTS of the Day
Chanelle Hayes is another stripper who never was, because stripping is immoral and for trashy girls, while getting topless for magazines that walk the fine line of porno, you know, that go as far as they can before being considered explicit, is an honorable, artistic driven career that will lead to good places, like celebrity husbands to knock them up. The retirement plan of only the highest class hookers, and I’m not complaining, cuz big tits are amazing, and if they are exposed and in my face, I’m ready to stare at them, or try to lick them, even when on screen, because that’s just the kind of guy who wasn’t breast fed as a child I am. It’d be a huge waste of Chanelle Hayes and her talents if she was working retail or other shit busty girls do who have morals, decency and class.
Keep up the good work baby.
Posted in:Chanelle Hayes|NSFW
2013
08
Apr
Eva Longoria’s Nipple Slip in her Bikini of the Day
Nothing says authentic Mexican than this picture, you know, small shitty tits, that are overpowered by a belly hanging over her bikini bottoms, in what isn’t a pregnancy, but instead in a fight against genetics, because Mexican chicks are built short, and once they hit 25, wide.
I mean I can barely notice this nipple flash, all I see is folds, but if you aren’t like me, you’ll see her dark nipple, but I’m fucking blinded by the shit….
This shit is horrible, but I feel like it’ll still get you hard, it’s so American, really assimilating to the fast food nation.
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Posted in:Eva Longoria|NSFW
2013
05
Apr
Emily O’Hara is the Page 3 Glamour Model of the Day
A day is not a day unless it involves staring at some Glamour model tits and mocking them for having daddy issues, craving male attention, not being hot enough to be actual models all while celebrating the fact that they get paid to show their titties, and inspire busty girls to follow in their footsteps, because it leads to the good life, keeping a steady flow of titties for photoshoots available for my jerking off, it’s the circle of life…
Her name is Emily O’Hara and she’s boring as fuck for Page 3 in this ghetto shoot, but you know what…she’s topless….cuz that’s what she fucking does. She’s got it all figured out…
Posted in:Emily O’Hara|NSFW
2013
05
Apr
Michelle Keegan Instagram Tit Scandal of the Day
Michelle Keegan is some attention seeking soap opera star from the UK with great tits, who decided to drop out of acting on her soap opera, to become a Glamour Model, in some backwards logic that can only be explained by Daddy issues.
Well apparently, she posted this titty pic on instagram for 6 seconds, deleted it when she realized the mistake, after her pervert fans saved the shit on their computers, only to deny it was her, and post a pic of her in the bath, pretty much saying it’s totally fucking her, the pic she probably meant to post….
Obviously, she sexted someone her tits, accidentally posted it on instagram cuz technology is hard to us and I think shit will work out in her favor, cuz this kind of scandal, staged or not, accidental or not, makes her far more relevant to me and probably to you.
Posted in:Michelle Keegan|NSFW
2013
04
Apr
Doirth Mous Still Naked for Terry Richardson of the Day
Dorith Mous is some tall model who has done random photoshoots for various brands and magazines, but who you have probably never heard of. But she’s trying, you know pushing her PR strategy, using her connections in the fashion scene to get shot by Terry Richardson, and by shot I mean by his camera while naked, to get noticed and attention.
I can only assume that he’s also shooting loads in her with his penis, because model pussy is the whole point of being a photographer, getting them drunk and horny, telling them they are pretty and making them look good in pictures to get them lubed up, kinda thing. Not to mention Terry Richardson is top of his game, even if he’s full of shit, and that kind of thing is what makes girls groupie, hoping it will open doors and I’ve noticed her, so it must be working. Good strategy.
Posted in:Dorith Mous|NSFW
2013
04
Apr
Lacey Banghard for Page 3 of the Day
Lacey Banghard is average at best. I mean I doubt you’d even notice her at a bar unless you were drunk or she was dancing around with her tits spilling out everywhere, yet the second that shirt comes off, people stop in their tracks, offer her modeling contracts, and give her immigrant ass a life of luxury, paving the way to getting a Soccer playing husband to finance her life, and never actually having to work a real job.
And all it took was showing her tits.
They should teach these lessons in Elementary school. You know so girls get that working a 9-5 for 40k a year is bullshit, and if they stay fit and are willing to get naked, all their princess dreams can come true.
Posted in:Lacey Banghard|NSFW