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2013
09
Apr
Chanelle Hayes for NUTS of the Day
Chanelle Hayes is another stripper who never was, because stripping is immoral and for trashy girls, while getting topless for magazines that walk the fine line of porno, you know, that go as far as they can before being considered explicit, is an honorable, artistic driven career that will lead to good places, like celebrity husbands to knock them up. The retirement plan of only the highest class hookers, and I’m not complaining, cuz big tits are amazing, and if they are exposed and in my face, I’m ready to stare at them, or try to lick them, even when on screen, because that’s just the kind of guy who wasn’t breast fed as a child I am. It’d be a huge waste of Chanelle Hayes and her talents if she was working retail or other shit busty girls do who have morals, decency and class.
Keep up the good work baby.
Posted in:Chanelle Hayes|NSFW
2013
08
Apr
Eva Longoria’s Nipple Slip in her Bikini of the Day
Nothing says authentic Mexican than this picture, you know, small shitty tits, that are overpowered by a belly hanging over her bikini bottoms, in what isn’t a pregnancy, but instead in a fight against genetics, because Mexican chicks are built short, and once they hit 25, wide.
I mean I can barely notice this nipple flash, all I see is folds, but if you aren’t like me, you’ll see her dark nipple, but I’m fucking blinded by the shit….
This shit is horrible, but I feel like it’ll still get you hard, it’s so American, really assimilating to the fast food nation.
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Posted in:Eva Longoria|NSFW
2013
05
Apr
Emily O’Hara is the Page 3 Glamour Model of the Day
A day is not a day unless it involves staring at some Glamour model tits and mocking them for having daddy issues, craving male attention, not being hot enough to be actual models all while celebrating the fact that they get paid to show their titties, and inspire busty girls to follow in their footsteps, because it leads to the good life, keeping a steady flow of titties for photoshoots available for my jerking off, it’s the circle of life…
Her name is Emily O’Hara and she’s boring as fuck for Page 3 in this ghetto shoot, but you know what…she’s topless….cuz that’s what she fucking does. She’s got it all figured out…
Posted in:Emily O’Hara|NSFW
2013
05
Apr
Michelle Keegan Instagram Tit Scandal of the Day
Michelle Keegan is some attention seeking soap opera star from the UK with great tits, who decided to drop out of acting on her soap opera, to become a Glamour Model, in some backwards logic that can only be explained by Daddy issues.
Well apparently, she posted this titty pic on instagram for 6 seconds, deleted it when she realized the mistake, after her pervert fans saved the shit on their computers, only to deny it was her, and post a pic of her in the bath, pretty much saying it’s totally fucking her, the pic she probably meant to post….
Obviously, she sexted someone her tits, accidentally posted it on instagram cuz technology is hard to us and I think shit will work out in her favor, cuz this kind of scandal, staged or not, accidental or not, makes her far more relevant to me and probably to you.
Posted in:Michelle Keegan|NSFW
2013
04
Apr
Doirth Mous Still Naked for Terry Richardson of the Day
Dorith Mous is some tall model who has done random photoshoots for various brands and magazines, but who you have probably never heard of. But she’s trying, you know pushing her PR strategy, using her connections in the fashion scene to get shot by Terry Richardson, and by shot I mean by his camera while naked, to get noticed and attention.
I can only assume that he’s also shooting loads in her with his penis, because model pussy is the whole point of being a photographer, getting them drunk and horny, telling them they are pretty and making them look good in pictures to get them lubed up, kinda thing. Not to mention Terry Richardson is top of his game, even if he’s full of shit, and that kind of thing is what makes girls groupie, hoping it will open doors and I’ve noticed her, so it must be working. Good strategy.
Posted in:Dorith Mous|NSFW
2013
04
Apr
Lacey Banghard for Page 3 of the Day
Lacey Banghard is average at best. I mean I doubt you’d even notice her at a bar unless you were drunk or she was dancing around with her tits spilling out everywhere, yet the second that shirt comes off, people stop in their tracks, offer her modeling contracts, and give her immigrant ass a life of luxury, paving the way to getting a Soccer playing husband to finance her life, and never actually having to work a real job.
And all it took was showing her tits.
They should teach these lessons in Elementary school. You know so girls get that working a 9-5 for 40k a year is bullshit, and if they stay fit and are willing to get naked, all their princess dreams can come true.
Posted in:Lacey Banghard|NSFW
2013
03
Apr
Heidi Klum Saves Her Son With Her Nipple of the Day
There’s some story going around about how Heidi Klum saved her black son, because apparently he got his ability to swim from his Father’s side of the family, but the more interesting side of the story, is that her big mom titty fell out of her mom bikini while in a moment of panic or crisis, because despite having 12 more kids to replace him, you know that she lined up in the event tragedy struck, like some kind of hoarder, at the expense of her vagina and its tightness, or a good planner…and the paparazzi, responded to the panic by taking as many pics as possible, cuz helping just leads to lawsuits in America, while taking pics leads to making unethical money.
Here’s her nipple, on a breast beat up by breast feeding so many times, like a dog you see at the dog park after one too many litters, and I dig it.
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Posted in:Heidi Klum|NSFW
2013
02
Apr
Lucy Pinder Awesome Tits in NUTS of the DAy
Lucy Pinder is some big titty Glamour Model, showing her big titties, I don’t think there’s much more to her, or really much more to say about her, because that’s ultimately what her skill-set is, and even if she was a genius, or fantastic at Drawing, singing, dancing, or knitting, I wouldn’t care, cuz she’s given the public what we want, and these tits are what define her and all she’s good for….and the good news is that she’s pretty good at it.
Posted in:Lucy Pinder|NSFW
2013
02
Apr
Rosario Dawson’s Awesome Full Frontal from Trance of the Day
Trance is a movie by Danny Boyle, who happens to be Rosario Dawson’s boyfriend, and who leaked that she had nude scenes in the movie, despite having already seen her nude, I mean her first role was in a see through bra at 16 in KIDS, but yeah, she’s also showing her pussy, a pussy Danny Boyle is dating, and a pussy Danny Boyle leaked to the press, because they wanna hype this movie up and you know what, when it involves pussy lip, I appreciate that marketing strategy.
I’m kinda likiking this pic, I’m gonna have to go see the movie, that’s what they want me to think, their strategy worked.
Posted in:Full Frontal|NSFW|Nude in Movies|Rosario Dawson
2013
02
Apr
Dority Mous by Terry Richardson of the Day
Every once in a while, Terry Richardson brings back his old softcore erotica, like earlier today with model Dortih Mous, who I don’t know, but who looks 15, skinny, and amazing.
She’s hip, she toned, she’s wearing flannel and she’s pulling her panties off, I mean, as simple as this shoot may be, it’s pretty fucking perfect to me. Hipsters, tits, a dream of fame and exposure and a willingness to do porno type things for it, I mean this is the foundation of all things awesome.
Posted in:Dority Mous|NSFW|Terry Richardson