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2013
26
Mar
Lacey Banghard Titties in NUTS of the Day
Glamour Model Lacey Banghard is naked in Nuts and I am posting it because I feel like I haven’t covered enough Glamour models, who as far as I’m concerned are the “real” models, while real models just miss what’s is the most important aspect of modeling, while Glamour models get what men want, and get dirty doing it, cuz their average looks would otherwise be serving coffee at Starbucks.
Their short thick bodies would never get a modeling gig, but their tits and willingness to show em, gives them the good life, without having to be a stripper.
Sure they are just tits, but they are all these girls have…..so they might as well be celebrated, because all girls love a little male attention….
Remember today’s life lesson….Even ugly girls have vaginas.
Posted in:Lacey Banghard|NSFW
2013
26
Mar
Jessica Kingham is the Glamour Model of the Day
Jessica Kingham is really not famous, not even as a Glamour model. She’s been in Loaded, Page 3, Nuts and Zoo, but no one knows who she is.
I’m not from the UK, so I could be wrong, and people may know her tits if they saw them in the VIP room at some cheese-dick club though….
I just base my facts on ignorance and twitter followers.
You see cuz I know sluts, and those sluts all have more followers than her, and they are not published, they just cam, sext and post titty pics all day in exchange for wishful thinking dudes will buy stuff off their amazon wish list.
I mean you’d figure if you’re exposing yourself, both on the internet and in magazines, you’d have more than 15,000 perverts following you waiting for me.
It’s like she’s failed at being an exhibitionist slut, and since I am a hero, I’ve decided to come in and give her a helping hand. Making her the Glamour Model of the Day
Posted in:Jessica Kingham|NSFW
2013
26
Mar
Cara Delevingne Nude for Interview of the Day
You probably already know the way this getting famous thing works. Someone, let’s call him a corporate exec, or trendsetter, or super agent/manager with all the contacts decides who the next big thing in whatever industry is going to be, based on marketability at the time, you know what the kids are into and looking for, and what they will respond to and in turn by product because. Then they over fucking saturate you with their images, song or movies, until you know who the person is. Luckily in fashion, paving the way to getting noticed is much like being a stripper or a porn chick, cuz the more naked you are, the more money you’re gonna make and the more people remember who you are. Sure you can wear that snow suit to the anal scene, but I’ll probably be the only person into it, as average people need standard vag shots to respond to these things.
Cara Delevingne is that new blood, the new star, the no name making a name for herself, who everyone will know if they don’t already, because her team of people are hustling, but more importantly, they are getting her naked.
First THIS NUDE VIDEO FOR I-D and now nude for Interview. Girl is getting around. Just the way I like it.
Posted in:Cara Delevingne|NSFW
2013
25
Mar
Is this Rihanna Nude of the Day
I don’t know if this is just racism, you know the whole “All black girls look the same” shit, but people have been emailing this me all day saying “Is this Rihanna Nude” or “Check Out Rihanna Nude” or “Why haven’t you posted this Rihanna Nude”…well motherfucker I was napping and I, like the rest of the world, don’t really give a fuck about these celebs, I just post them in efforts to get a private fucking jet to fly me and my pug far away from my obese wife, who can’t fly because of her health issues, thank god.
I do know that if it is Rihanna, I love the pic, because seeing her face down and ass up, is just the perfect level of slut, even if shot at the wrong angle. I mean I’m into seeing it from the backside, but I take what I can get, this is hardly porn, it’s just an artistic nude, from a girl who is a hooker to us all.
I dig it, but I don’t think it is her. I don’t see any of her tattoos. Posting it anyway.
2013
25
Mar
Holly Peers and Friends Flashing Their Tits for NUTS of the Day
I am always down for a good titty flash. In fact I am really into flashing of all kinds even when their careers involve showing tits, there’s still a level of excitement when the shirts come off, even if it is on a photographer set at they are getting paid their day rate, I can pretend this is fucking spring break and I’m on the receiving end, because I wasn’t flashed enough as a kid. The girls were flashing all the cooler guys, so blame my inadequate youth and the prude bitches I grew up with for my perversion and obsession with tit. I am a product of my upbringing….at least that’s what I tell security when girls complain my chanting “show me your tits” is creeping them out. Uptight bitches.
Here’s some Glamour models. Less uptight.
Posted in:Holly Peers|NSFW
2013
25
Mar
Guinevere Van Seenus for “Natural Beauties” of the Day
Last week, I posted a couple of sets from this James Houston “Natural Beauties” campaign that I think is tied into some charity, because when you attach your softcore erotica photoshoot to a cause, it seems less perverted….
These girls, think they are showing their ass and titties for the better of man. Without realizing that the end result, that titty picture is the exact same as if she was posing like this for a cup of soup cuz she’s down on her luck and willng to do anything to live another day….
Her name is Guinevere and I assume she’s a model…but more importantly, I’ve seen her titties…
Posted in:Guinevere van Seenus|NSFW
2013
25
Mar
Late Night Booty Call of the Day
I love you girls…why do you always tempt me with your half nakedness…it makes me wish I could drink out of your nipples or at least your vaginas…even if non-alcoholic…because you’re lovely….and I’m drunk…making you even better than you probably think you already are…hookers be like what?
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2013
22
Mar
Erin R. Ryan Titties in Bath Salt Zombies of the Day
There is a movie called Bath Salt Zombies, that apparently is barely a fucking movie, but does have an IMDB Page , even if based on these shots, the budget looks like it may have been 30-75 bucks.
Since there are tits in it, when really there has to be tits in any movie that looks this shit, even if the tits are on some busted up and broken down no name called Erin R. Ryan, who will probably remain a no name, cuz she’s gross and her tits are gross, but who will always have this genius legacy to share with her kids and grand kids about the time mommy starred in what could be a funny movie concept, but that was just a fail
At least they kill her off…I mean she’s a little gremlin don’t feed her after midnight.
Here’s the awesome budget clip….the worst.
Posted in:Erin R. Ryan|NSFW
2013
21
Mar
Emily Didonato’s Naked in Vogue France of the Day
Emily DiDonato is an American Model who has unfortunately been linked to Jake Gyllenhaal, an enemy of this site, and possible society, if people weren’t blinded by his fame.
She had her SI Debut, and I guess Vogue France figured strip off that bikini, it is getting in the way of showing the world Jake Gyllenhaal’s tits., and I figure why not stare at Jake Gyllenhaal tits, cuz seeing them in a bikini is just a fucking cock tease.
It’s 2013, we’re not in an Arab country, sure bikinis are hot in comparison to cloths, but when a girl is eager and willing to show nipple, focus on that.
SI Has let us down again, keeping these girls clothed is almost as bad as Kate Upton’s existence, but high fashion has saved us. Thank you gay people.
Posted in:Emily DiDonato|NSFW