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2010

22

Sep

Puffy’s Baby Momma in her Bikini of the Day

Her name is Sarah Champan. She was smart enough to get knocked up with Puff Daddy’s fifth child as his Third Baby Momma because shit comes with a retirement plan. Here she is in a bikini on the beach in Miami because her life is now a fucking vacation.

You see, cuz Puffy makes stupid money, and stupid money can afford to send a bitch 100k a month to get her to fuck off and leave him alone when he would rather be fucking groupies and making hits than taking some annoying kid to little league. Being a dad fucks up his flow.

I know this first hand because this white Jewish girl I used to have on Facebook was fucking Diddy in NYC for a while. He’d fly her to San Diego and other places to fuck him, but he’d never be seen with her in public…He wouldn’t give her taxi money, alot of the time he’d make her just rub his head and the whole thing went down while his twins were being born….

He’s too rich to be normal or a good husband or a good dad and who really cares about how fucked up his kids are going to be, when you can stare and the tits who scammed his black ass….

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Puffy’s Baby Momma in her Bikini of the Day

Her name is Sarah Champan. She was smart enough to get knocked up with Puff Daddy’s fifth child as his Third Baby Momma because shit comes with a retirement plan. Here she is in a bikini on the beach in Miami because her life is now a fucking vacation.

You see, cuz Puffy makes stupid money, and stupid money can afford to send a bitch 100k a month to get her to fuck off and leave him alone when he would rather be fucking groupies and making hits than taking some annoying kid to little league. Being a dad fucks up his flow.

I know this first hand because this white Jewish girl I used to have on Facebook was fucking Diddy in NYC for a while. He’d fly her to San Diego and other places to fuck him, but he’d never be seen with her in public…He wouldn’t give her taxi money, alot of the time he’d make her just rub his head and the whole thing went down while his twins were being born….

He’s too rich to be normal or a good husband or a good dad and who really cares about how fucked up his kids are going to be, when you can stare and the tits who scammed his black ass….

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2009

26

Oct

Diddy Masturbating on the Balcony in Rio for Trannies of the Day

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Diddy was in Brazil and these are some pictures of him masturbating on his balcony, sure he could be dancing, but whatever motherfucker is doing, I know it involves trannies, whether he is excited he just got with one, or maybe he’s watching one hustle on the street below and he just can’t contain himself, because there’s no way Diddy isn’t a faggot.

Pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Gay|P. Diddy|Puff Daddy|Rio

2008

26

Dec

Puff Daddy’s Annoying Blog of the Day

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Diddy has offered the Mayor of New York City a million dollars to change the color of the New York New Year’s Eve Ball to the Blue of his Vodka’s logo. So this is some publicity stunt that I don’t really understand, but it’s got something for to do with Diddy trying to control and influence the world, or at least feel like he is, so he can sit in some gay club somewhere, dancing with men, pointing at the screen telling his minions that he manipulated New York City with cold hard cash. He’s also handing out 15 dollar taxi debit cards to random people so they get home safe, and that’s a solid idea, except for the fact that I bet he’s only printing up 1000 of those to give out, so it’s not like he’s a fucking hero…he’s just doing enough to make him think he’s a fucking hero.

What it comes down to is that if any of you ever drink Ciroc, and I find out about it, you will not be allowed on my website anymore. Drinkin this shit is not working towards getting this guy to disappear….

Puff Daddy has another blog because he thinks the world cares about him and he shoves shit down everyone’s throat to remind us that he’s still around, like a little bitch crying for attention. Here he goes on a rant about “Jesus Christ Birthday” and how people who believe deserve respect and that we should say “Merry Christmas” despite the whole bullshit politically correct “happy holiday shit”.

I think that whole happy holiday shit’s been blown out of proportion, by calling public Christmas trees the Holiday tree, and local governments have meeting trying to figure this shit out like it’s a real fucking issue, when everyone knows it’s a fucking Christmas tree, but we shouldn’t assume everyone celebrates Christmas because some people think Jesus is bullshit and don’t like being treated like an idiot who thinks he died for their sins, so when I was buying a coffee and I was feeling in the holiday spirit, I would say Happy Holidays to people, because it is the fucking Holidays and I don’t fucking know if they are jew or muslim or a non-believer or any other religion that doesn’t celebrate Christmas, so it’s just easier that way and respectful to others and I don’t see a fucking issue in saying that, but since Diddy only cares about himself and has no fucking respect, I guess it’s really worth bitching about for him….

Even though Jesus wasn’t even born December 25th, and religion is a fucking man made joke to control the population, so Christmas is just about spending money on people you don’t really care about, by getting them things they don’t really need, to encourage consumption and to help the economy, and to mix in spending time with your family that you’d probably rather not be spending time with, like I’d rather not be watching and writing about Diddy Blogs…

Posted in:Diddy Blog|Puff Daddy

2008

22

Oct

Diddy is an Asshole of the Day

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In keeping shit black for my one and only Black Wednesday since starting the site, that will probably end afer this post, I decied to post this video of a manic Diddy at 5 am that he shot for his youtube diaries where bragging that he’s just like all of us, nothing but a man with a dream from Harlem, and now he’s done gone bought a clothing line called Enyce, while American is pretty much dying as the economy explodes, you know just like all of us, sitting on his private jet, paying whores to rub his insane head, spending stupid money, while the rest of us can barely afford a bag of chips and I am not talking the good chips, I am talking the 89 cent no name chips. Then he goes off calling himself the black Buffet repeatedly, because motherfucker’s got an ego, while explaining why he did what he did, pretty much proving the economic crisis works out nicely for the rich, while killin’ off the poor. So maybe Diddy is right, maybe he is just like us, you know considering we can’t afford a pot to piss in, while he owns millions of dollars worth of hip hop gear, but I like to think he’s fuckin’ crazy and needs to be stopped, so if you see any Enyce on special at your local TJ Maxx, don’t buy it, because if you do, you’re just lining this cocksuckers pockets and I think we’ve done enough of that. He’s a fucking rat-faced motherfucker who exploited his friend’s death to end up where he is today, he’s got no fucking soul, but he’s got soles on his 1000 pairs of expensive shoes he keeps in his dressing room. This video offended me, mainly because he was trying to tell me that I should be working at 5 am, because he is and he’s such a fucking success, while I think you should be drinking at 5 am. I guess that’s just one of our many differences. I guess Diddy isn’t quite like me at all.

Posted in:Asshole|Diddy|Puff Daddy|Sean John

2008

03

Oct

P. Diddy is a Copyright Infringer of the Day

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So Puff is a ratty motherfucker who makes far too much money and tries to be down with the people by running his video blog where he preaches his shit and since this is the internet, I’ve got no real issue with that. I never watch the videos because I don’t think dude’s interesting enough to listen to, I also don’t think he’s funny but I do think there is some serious hypocrisy, when dude is allowed to post clips from Good Morning America within his video, while people like me get hit up with lawyers letters almost on a daily basis for posting shit we see on TV, or on the internet. Not to mention Diddy is probably right there with the RIAA on taking down piracy and arresting innocent people or illegal music downloads, because it’s out of his fucking pocket, but probably illegally downloading movies and music all the fuckin’ time when making shitty videos with copyrighted material from other people like Good Morning America. It is annoying and that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:P. Diddy|Puff Daddy

2008

03

Sep

Puff Daddy Is Annoying as Fuck of the Day

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Puff Daddy has an annoying DiddyTV channel on Youtube, and it’s nice to see that he’s really not that successful with it, if I was Diddy and I only had 140,000 views, I’d probably realize that means I am irrelevant. The dude is a rat who rode coattails to get where he is, whether it was with B.I.G. or girls he dated, his music always consistently sucked and he managed to sign some solid acts that made him really rich. In being rich, dude still is a tacky motherfucker no matter how expensive his suit is and this is a video of him flying a commercial airline because gas prices are too high to fly his private jet. I don’t think the gas prices are the real downfall of America, people like Diddy are. This is disgusting excess while people are starving and unable to pay their rent or mortgages but it made me laugh when he says he’s pursuing his acting career, that’s gotta be some kind of joke.

I used to talk to some social climbing jew who lived in New York and consistently banged Diddy when his wife at the time wasn’t around. He’d fly her to San Diego and places like that and would sometimes just get her to stroke his head like some kind of queer. He would always kick her out and wouldn’t pay for her cab and make her take the subway so I don’t think the gas prices are the issue, but Diddy is just a greedy piece of shit.

Either way, this video is offensive to anyone who isn’t worth half a billion dollars and should be reason for you to boycot him and contribute to him losing everything he’s got. It’d be nice to see this piece of shit back in the fuckin’ projects where he belongs.

This video is a week old. But I am slow.

Posted in:Asshole|Puff Daddy