Rihanna is in Barbados smoking blunts and documenting it for the internet and her fans…and as much as I like seeing a half naked body…smoking weed…or doing anything that impairs judgement and makes them easier to trick into sex…I do have to question her hustle…and not because I believe you should be a good citizen and lie to kids…and pretend you don’t smoke weed…and not cuz I think weed is bad….cuz I don’t think you should even be wholesome or a good role model…I just wonder if her fans have the intelligence….to not imitate her….and end up in stupid situations…stupid situations I want to take advantage of so I guess this is a good thing…for the weed culture and movement….you know since weed isn’t bad…and it isn’t the gateway drug…but as a a mainstream, candy coated, pop tart for the masses of morons I expect she fronts like she’s Taylor Swift….it’s part of the candy coated mainstream hustle…you know where getting caught with weed, even though you’re doing heroin everyday and night, would be a career ruiner…now it’s just hip pop….which I guess doesn’t matter cuz I like my scandals with more labia anyway…

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Rihanna is in Barbados for the holidays – even though everyone I know in Barbados kinda hate her….as she’s treated like their little princess…and she acts like a little princess…treating the locals like her staff…even the people she went to school with….because that’s just the kind of cunt she is….

Seriously, people I know in Barbados tell me that she probably deserved to get beat, if she even got beat, and didn’t beat herself and blame Chris Brown cuz the cops always believe the woman….which would explain why they were recently back together…only to break up again…

But another explanation of that is publicity…it’s good for fucking business…and who cares about that shit, they are both spoiled and set of life and their personal lives, unless on video getting fucked shouldn’t fucking care about these brats….

But I think it’s perfectly reasonable to care about her in a bikini….at home…living the good life..cuz i fucking love bikinis…

Here’s the video….

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I have a constant debate with CANNON SHOW about this Pornstar Christie Mack, cuz he always says she’s the hottest girl in the porn game…and I just don’t really give a fuck cuz I am desensitized to this shit….but I will say this is probably the biggest day in her life…I mean at least since this SMOKING BLOWJOB or this FACIAL …because Rihanna….Bad Girl RiRi on Instagram…just posted her ass on her instagram…and if that’s not a sign of reaching the top of the porn game…I don’t know what is….this makes all the daddy issues, being molested as a kid, and whatever else went wrong to make her a broken porn chick….worth it…

I just hope one day Rihanna notices me…because this just made Christy Mack a household name and more importantly a household pussy, it’s a major fucking co-sign…this is bigger than being Bree Olson getting slammed by Charlie Sheen….which lead to her retirement from porn…that will inspire her return to porn…as that was a retard porn chick move…kinda what porn chicks are known for.

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Rihanna does Social Media right…I like to think of this on some intellectual level…where the girl is robbed of her privacy at a young age…so she puts herself on blast, you know giving into the trade off, figuring if she puts it out there…the public can’t rape her for it…but then I remember she’s a highschool drop out, and nothing she does can be viewed from an intellectual perspective…her depth is non-existent..and bitch just like people to think she’s hot…and slutty….like working the Barbado Karaoke bar as a prostitute at 14….this body is how she gets a head…and I fucking dig the way she uses it…especially cuz she doesn’t have to…

It’s a pants off party on Rihanna’s Twitter….and everyone’s invited….

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Huge and totally uninteresting news…Rihanna or Chris Brown tweeted a picture of Rihanna in her underwear with Chris Brown at some Macy’s Perfume launch cuz she’s classy and cuz they both like all the attention they get in the media about it…that’s why they lied about the whole beating in the first place…shit it’s hollywood…I can’t tell movie make-up from the real fucking thing..and I trust none of these assholes…they have no souls and are puppets to make stupid money…manipulating the public is kind of a huge part of what they do…even if he did beat the fuck out of her, I guess she realized she deserved it, making their peace with each other….but still useless stupidities that I can separate myself from the evil that is them…to focus on what is important…and that is half nakedness.

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I don’t even think Chris Brown beat Rihanna in the first place…I think it was all a marketing spin…that was blown out of control the way they wanted it to be blown so that she became the huge fucking star she became…I feel like Chris Brown gets a percentage of sales and was into it…that or she beat herself up, pressed charges, when all heated like crazy girls have been known to do and now feels like a cunt for fucking his shit up the last few years with everyone thinking he beats women….so that she came out on top….

So unlike the general population, I don’t care that she’s posting pics of him saying “don’t leave my emotionally co-dependent, crazy fucking girl cuz all girls are crazy” side….I just figure it’s business strategy…or broken girl trying to find love strategy…but I don’t think Chris Brown is an abuser and if he was I don’t think Rihanna would be mocking the public with pics of him and her as she is right here….all these to say…why the fuck am I giving Rihanna relationship analysis…I’m not the love doctor…I just wanna stare at that ass…like I was this girl….

We all know this is gonna end in babies everywhere…..so stop talking about it.

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I have no choice but to appreciate what Rihanna is doing with her social media…from erotica…to weed head erotica….even though I am not a weed head….just a person who appreciates people who are so fucking delusional….you know with their insane lifestyle…yet still have time to appreciate the simple things in life…more importantly share the simple things in life with their millions of fans…especially when the simple things in life are semi pornographic and semi illegal…

It’s like Lohan and other celebs all hid their drugs….even when walking around with coke all over their faces…yet Rihanna puts it out there like she’s fucking Gangster…and that to me…is amazing…but then again I am not the parent of 10 year old girls who follow her every criminal move….

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This is probably the least erotic topless pic I’ve seen in a very long time….and I am actually back into Rihanna….I go through waves of thinking she’s annoying…and thinking she’s shitty looking….to thinking she’s got a rockin body, great round ass and nice little titties…it is an inconsistent thing…we have an on again off again one sided love affair that has yet to be masturbated to, cuz she’s not that awesome….but I can say I am really not feeling these leggings…and no top…to celebrate Chris Brown deleting his twitter after threatening to shit in a girls eye, which I thought was a step up from punching a girl in the eye….if anything they are awkward and make me feel like I just walked in on her getting her eye shit into…and that’s all I gotta say about that…

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Rihanna spent her marketing budget on renting a 777 jet from Delta and inviting 200 people from the media – myself excluded – cuz Rihanna doesn’t know good blogs when she sees them – probably cuz she doesn’t know how to read – it’s something that happens when you drop out of school at 12 to be a prostitute and puppet….

One of the stops on their 7 day whirlwind tour…that should end in a fiery plane crash for dramatic purposes…was Toronto…where she wore this shirt…that made them titties look ridiculous…and I figured why not jump in on this promo bullshit…cuz I got nothing better to do…but more importantly…cuz it involves cleavage….

Here are some pics from her instagram….cuz she’s a social media whore…in a good way…

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