Rihanna posted this pic of her in Barbados in a one piece cuz I guess she likes to remind herself of her roots every chance she gets…I mean that’s gotta be why her instagram is a mix of pro shots, weird slutty shots, and quotes from the bible in a what the fuck is going on with this babe and why do I like how tormented her soul is….I figure from small town to global recognition makes a person lose their shit…and I figure that even though she’s got handlers maintaining her social media…every once in a while the crazy she that pops up is her doing…cuz social media managers aren’t into losing their jobs for leaking pics of a bitch spread eagled smoking weed…with hard nipples….

ALl this to say…fame is fun to watch sometimes.

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Apparently these Rihanna see through pics are from the other day….I find that hard to believe…..because why would someone who has already made it be walking around in a sheer dress…I mean she doesn’t need the attention…unless of course she’s a broken girl who allies with guys who beat her…and who are rumored to have been teen prostitutes before makin’ it….and who identify sex with how fast they make a dude cum…

I’m posting them whether they are new or old…because they are perfect…even if her tits aren’t….

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Sure these Rihanna shorts are not tight or jacked up her ass like I’d want them to be….and more importantly like Rihanna would want them to be….because if she had it her child prostitute turned celebrity way…she probably wouldn’t be wearing pants at all…you know sitting on all her money….that she knows she doesn’t deserve….and that more importantly Jesus, something she pretends to believe in knows she doesn’t deserve…makes her feel like giving back the only way she knows how…with her body…

And sure….Rihanna’s legs are not tall, long, lean and really anything I’d pay money to watch twerk….

But there’s just something about her that makes me want to explore her sexually….and I don’t think it has to do with her being a broken abused woman….but it probably does.

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Rihanna likes to expose herself and I like to watch….she sold her soul…and fucking rides it out better than anyone who has sold their soul before her….most people are all uptight about losing their privacy, while she just fucking owns it….and if people want to look at her naked…she’s more than happy to let them….it’s the hooker she in her that I have no choice but to love….because this is what I want out of all girls I’ve ever met ever….

So here she is with Terry Richardson at some shoot in a bikini top or bra….keepin’ it real.

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Rihanna is a lot of fun….at least on Social Media…she’s like watching a lottery winner going nuts with all the money and attention she’s getting…you know totally loud and not subtle about anything….even if a little tormented by her religious roots and the fact that she’s some harlot who likes men who beat her and showing off her nipples while getting high….as little kids look on in awe and say “I’m gonna dance like Rihanna at my 3rd grade dance and make every adult in the room feel awkward”…..you see she may not be an inspiration or a mentor or someone you want your kids looking up to….but she is someone you’d probably want to masturbate to…cuz there are few better than her at this game in the celebrity game…and that makes her matter more than her songs or bank account….she’s just a fucking good time….and here she is showing off body and high face on set somewhere cuz amongst all her instagram Jesus quotes is this gold….

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Rihanna posted this instagram pic of what reminds me of a pornstar posting a pic right after shooting a gangbang…all greasy and cummed on…ravaged and dirty…erotic….and amazing….but Rihanna’s not a pornstar…she’s a popstar…all wholesome in her weed smoking and nipple flashing…a woman who forgives people for their sins like she was Jesus and who posts her smut alongside versus from the bible…in what could easily be mistaken for on the verge of a breakdown….

Yesterday was a big day for Rihanna…she got the approval of the media…something I assume she already had…but really responded well too..because these stars need constant affirmations cuz My friends over at complex, Gave Her 7 Covers ….and she posted them too….

I guess this is the Rihanna update we all needed to go on living and I’m proud to be that messenger who saves lives…that would otherwise be insignificant.

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Complex is releasing 7 different covers for the Feb/March issue….of Rihanna….

Some may call that overkill, because what magazine needs 7 covers in one issue…I mean how can the magazine racks support that….while others may be asking…”do magazine rackes still exist”….I guess when they are as awesome as Complex they do…and here they are showing us what makes a magazine a fucking magazine…but I could just be overly excited cuz I can see her nipples…but I may just think she’s lovely cuz she’s sympathizes with her abuser…and that’s the best kind of girl…one who learned her fucking lesson…I’m joking…

I am not that I am convinced she was even abused…because if she was…Chris Brown woulda been blacklisted and Rihanna would never be seen with him no matter how damaged or in love she was…

Either way, she’s a bad influence on her teen fans…and that’s all that really matters.

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Rihanna didn’t wear a bra…omg…she also got back with a boyfriend who beat her up…provided she didn’t beat herself up and blame him as revenge like a vindictive bitch….omg….and she’s got nipples…omg….and she’s famous despite being from the islands and having no talent…omg…..omg…omg…who gives a fuck.

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Rihanna is in Jamaica…don’t some typical islander thing…in what I like to think represent what her life should have been…you know like if this was a movie…where they show you how life would have been different if something major…like being born…never happened….you know if the record deal fell through the fucking cracks and she got sent home on cruise ship’s ghetto section like Leonardo DiCaprio…forcing her to spend her life sucking local photographer dick…hoping to get a gig as a resort’s house band…leading to getting cast in their catalog brochure….doing just this….but unfortunately…life worked out differently for Rihanna and this shit…is just her on vacation…showing some titty…living life like she’s in paradise…cuz her life is fucking paradise….lottery winning…not a worry in the world…paradise…

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It is safe to say that I am probably going to get sued for posting these pics, you know like I used to get sued, back when I still mattered, you know when this shit was actually funny cuz it was legit and not staged by the celebs begging for attention…

You know cuz Rihanna is an exhibitionist, she’s already leaked nudes, she’s constantly fucking with the media with her Chris Brown fake abuse, boyfriend, ex boyfriend, unstable relationship shit, so she likely doesn’t give a fuck that these happened…you know it comes with the selling your soul territory..

But the creepy paparazzi who took the pic likely does, and I expect them to be removed sooner than later, so take them in, absorb them, love them and make love to yourself while looking at them…

I can’t say this is the last time you’ll see her naked, but it is the first time you have in a while…

And if this isn’t in fact Rihanna at her ocean side villa not giving a fuck about paparazzi, but a look a like in a similar villa, this post automatically be became racist…I don’t think all black people look the same…I swear..

Here are the fun pics…and I like them…she’s a bit of a babe…isn’t she…thank god this isn’t a horror movie where she’s the first to be killed off cuz I want more!!! GIVE ME MORE!!

I’m drunk. The paparazzi is gonna hate me….more than they already do…..but I can’t Help but like seeing CELEBS FUCK

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