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2016

14

Mar

Rita Ora’s Earning Her Keep of the Day

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Rita Ora knows her place in the world…The whore of the party….who at the right party..may get a record deal or a feature on a song….this is really how I assume her entire career – from dating Rob Kardashian to getting “famous” played out…and I appreciate the effort she put in…because I like whores.

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2016

10

Mar

Rita Ora Has to Pee of the Day

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Knowing Rita Ora, she’s probably trying to convince us that it’s not pee but that it’s squirt….then why does it smell like coffee and asparagus salad you had for lunch….why , Rita Ora…you can’t fool me with your pornstar tricks you use to get your record career to the top…and what it really comes down to is…why isn’t she showing off her tits…WHY Rita Ora..Why?

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2016

08

Mar

Rita Ora Panty Flash of the Day

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Here’s Rita Ora doing some of her best work – with what I call “my pants are blown out like my pussy”…because getting famous is hard to do…but when you just let the blow out happen….it can pay off…in this case with some low level pervert press…in her pussy being blown out’s case she got some press dating a Kardashian, because he’s a fucking Kardashian before Taylor Swift’s Baby Daddy…which means whatever Diseases she’s got, have been spread to SWIFT, but SWIFT’s a sex addict who markets her slutty as love, which to me means unprotected sex, since no one makes their loves, that they go and write songs about wear a condom…while some of those dudes, like ones who fuck girls like this, probably shouldn’t be allowed out of the house without a condom on…because this looks dirty.

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2016

10

Feb

Rita Ora’s Sloppy Tits for L’Official Russia of the Day

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Rita Ora bores me, but she is really getting herself out there. She’s attending all the key worldy events, like fashion week bullshit in DUBAI….

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She really loves using her tits….to get noticed…for the paparazzi or really for anyone – just hoping that one day – she’ll be Rihanna…. (TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE )

She got fully naked for LUI…like she was Rihanna….because all she wants…so bad..is to be Rihanna…

And now she’s in L’Official Russia. I guess she figures the more exposure, the more people will care, because people are lazy and if they see a bitch over and over and over they’ll just assume she matters and at 25, it’s not too late for her to be an actual popstar, even though we can’t quite figure out anything she’s done up until this point, or why she even exists….

I mean she did fuck a Kardashian (the brother) to get some exposure, and then Calvin Harris of Taylor Swift fame…she fucking works the scene aggressively…and maybe, just maybe it will finally hit for her…in the mean time…here she is flashing her bra…

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2016

29

Jan

I Guess the Rita Ora Nipples for LUI are her Real Nipples of the Day

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I posted the RITA ORA nipple pics yesterday in a rush, I had important things to do, like not stare at a computer writing genius commentary about all these idiots that no one bothers reading because we are in a 6 second vine era…writing I’ve been doing for the last 12 years and not once have I been offered a book deal, a movie deal, a TV show deal, or really anything mainstream or commercial to make me feel like I’m a fucking genius…the highlight of my writing a website career besides being in Lohan’s hotel room with her, was seeing my jokes stolen in movies – many fucking times…but I don’t complain, no one cares enough to listen….

That said, I didn’t look close enough to the flashing tits, and realize that there is no way this bitch has little fucking nipples, she’s a doughy sloppy chick, and although her tits are big and heavy and round…the nipples aren’t this…

The magazine’s only released the censored version…so keep the dreams alive that this porn hooker who pretends she’s Rihanna and a popstar…is actually stacked liked this..but her tits are big…we’ll give her that…I mean it’s the only reason anyone cares..

Here is a retrospective look at her best work…to compare to…

We can assume in the next few hours the whore series will be released so we’ll know then and I’d say I’m excited because it’s news on a slow day in titty blogging..but who fucking cares really.

Update – I just googled the pics which I probably should have done 5 minutes ago when I did this post and apparently, they are her nipples, iced the fuck up….pictures by Terry Richardson for LUI Magazine

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2016

28

Jan

Rita Ora Flashes her Tits for LUI Magazine of the Day

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These could be fake uncensored but they are circulating based on the below instagram pic…

I was looking at LUI Magazine pictures just YESTERDAY for my post on Rihanna’s new song, because Rihanna was topless for LUI magazine a few months ago…

For those of you who don’t know, LUI magazine was some porn mag, that rebranded as a men’s mag in France that featured famous models and girls naked in some pretty trendy looking pics…

For those of you who don’t know, Rita Ora is a Rihanna impersonator copying everything Rihanna does…when she’s not milking her tits like the talentless obvious cow she is…

In this case, she’s doing both. Not her first time showing her tits, but probably the first time in magazines flashing…because girls don’t get paid 200k from Playboy to do this anymore. They do it for free. Interesting logic….

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2016

25

Jan

Rita Ora Wants You to Notice Her of the Day

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Rita Ora is a mission…showing off as much skin as possible, in this case her thick thighs and a skirt that would imply she’s not wearing underwear…because that’s how you create content as a voice of the generation no one really listens to because there is no actual voice to this generation…it’s all just commercialized garbage paid for by corporation to sell people because it is catchy and hits number 1 on the charts..

Not that that has ever happened to Rita Ora, but she’s working on it, she just needs some catchy bullshit song like “I Kissed a Girl”…that is moderately relatable to 15 year old girls to some catchy robotic beat…and boom…the dumbed down idiots will eat it up..

NO political change will happen, but designer clothing the act wears in the video will be sold…and I guess that’s what matters and that’s what keeps this retard world going round…

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2016

04

Jan

Unflattering Rita Ora’s Still in her Bikini and Still has Tits of the Day

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Rita Ora is pretty much a set of tits. Nothing else about her is all that sexy, pretty, interesting, or inspiring.

I’ve never heard her music, but can assume it sucks, and I’ve always just seen her as a Rihanna impersonator…not because I am racist and think all beige girls trying to do hip hop pop are Rihanna impersonators, in a world Rihanna really has a lock on, but because I am 99 percent sure, Rita Ora is a Rihanna impersonator, doing nothing different than Riahnna, except maybe succeeding…but I guess as we can learn from all the instagram models out there, we don’t need to succeed on our own…we just need to get knocked up by, or funded by, rich guys who pay for us to live that life…in Rita Ora’s case…ebcause of her tits…

These are pretty unflattering pics of her, and really everything about her, except maybe her tits, but as we have learned by tits, that sometimes, tits are enough if they are big enough..which in Rita Ora’s case..they are.

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2015

31

Dec

Rita Ora: Rihann Impersonator Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Rita Ora has big tits…that are still in a bikini…because it’s the holidays, she’s in Miami, what the hell else is she supposed to do besides walking the beach for paparazzi to take pics of her, hoping to get published in magazines, despite no one actually knowing who the fuck she is…or what songs she sings…beyond fucking Taylor Swift’s boyfriend before Taylor Swift did…that’s how herpes go around hollywood…all while trying to be the next Rihanna but every year that goes by she’s older and older…further away from that mark…interesting…

I hate that this is the highlight of my last day of 2015….but it is, and she’s got big tits, so whatever…

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She’s not that bad…as she lets a radio host manhandle her…because that’s how you get airtime and radio play girls…same thing applies to BLOG posts on you…here’s my dick…suck it…

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2015

30

Dec

Rita Ora’s Still in her Bikini of the Day

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I posted and linked to some of these bikini pics yesterday, because Rita Ora, despite being a useless celebrity who has barely done anything remarkable, does have remarkable tits, and apparently has a good agent, publicist and label who get her to the right events, making us think she matters…and I guess with a great set of tits..comes come…or something..

Well, in her titty news, she’s with Daddy Issue Daisy Lowe in Miami, and I want better pics of her pussy / dick slip….or maybe it’s just herpes burn…or shark prevention due to her being mid miscarriage…who knows…but I’m curious to know what is going on in these pics…

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