Here’s a Beats by Dre owned by Apple and sponsored by Apple music video…because EVEN music videos are ads….it’s like I don’t even know what they are selling, is it Selena Gomez, is it her music career, is it her music, is it her tour, or is it APple and bitch is just a drone?

Who cares, what matters is that she realizes people only watch or give a fuck to her music if she’s half naked in high waisted lingerie..

That’s how talentless she is, she’s like “Look, my awkward body can be cute enough to make you sit through my nonsense….see”…..

If you don’t like that, here’s Selena Gomez Crotch Shot in Jeans of the Day

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Nothing says Christmas…or “HOLIDAY”…like a chubby chipmunk on steroids and Chemo therapy…due to a terminal / immune deficiency disease…

You know a chubby little Mexican child star trying so hard to be a famous singer, because her true love is dancing like a whore for kids, thanks to Disney Training…instead of making cheesy movies like she should be…

Because she’s a Survivor…and so was Santa Claus people….this is her plight, her redemption from sex with Bieber…or maybe it’s her punishment…

Either way, the good thing about fat girls, bloated girls, is their asses in what look like diapers…

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Turns out that Demi Lovato was also there – pantsless – because her and Selena are the same person…or raised the same way IN THE SAME MEXICAN VILLAGE…WE CALL DISNEY…or have the same stylist…or because it’s really good to not wear pants…

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These mexicans…are so damn Catholic for the most holiest of days of the year for their Catholic Jesus loving people….seriously…

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Hey thanks Entertainment Tonight, not for being a staple in shitty celebrity gossip that is really just stories fed by publicists, for as long as I can remember…not for helping perpetuate the lies that these idiots created with the help of the paparazzi…..not being suck up bitches…and not for Mary Hart legs or Leeza Gibbons legs…that perverts in the 80s were forced to masturbate because porn is hard to get…but for these Selena Gomez bra pics…that are revolutionary…inspiring….capable of curing cancer…only for Selena to milk it…as she does with cures for cancer…that was a bad chemotherapy joke..

Well, she’s in a bra…that Selena Gomez…pulling all the fucking stops for this singing career she’s into..

It looks like it is some crime scene, or murder scene, tasteless based on current events…but I’m sure girls like this lack tact in everything they do because they are so self involved…caring about themselves and only themselves…can be insensitive…

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Everyone obsessed with Adele because of their Dairy Addiction, you know love for Cows, that they’ve forgotten about aspiring Adele, Selena Gomez, who just doesn’t have the star power, or intelligence to write a broken heart album, only to write a redemption album, even though she hangs out with Taylor Swift and should understand these things..I guess she’s more of an actress, she’s an actress right? I mean I don’t even remember anything she’s done other than get fake titties and blame it on Chemo, to basically tell every dying kid with cancer and no hair, that she’s going to milk the pain like it was Adele, and have a total disregard for all they are going through to increase record sales….I mean that and having sex with Bieber…

Either way, lots of hard nipples in this shoot, I used to jerk off to hard nipples, it was the late 80s….but yet for some reason, she’s still the fucking worst…

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Selena Gomez is the Worst…and this is a cheesy fucking shoot she’s in because she’s cheesy as fuck…you know when not milking her chemotherapy to sell records…or hanging out with Taylor Swift to try to be as relevant because clearly she knows she’s a talentless hack who needs to suck up to people who actually sell records…in hopes it spills over like it was Bieber’s sperm spilling out of her vagina…

Here’s her nipple at the airport…which is exciting…I guess…

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Every time I see Selena Gomez’s Chemotherapy surviving, Lupus bloated face, I think of her little fake tits she got to balance out the rest of her, because girls love having tits, and sometimes, that means buying them…

I also think about..this WOMAN WHO HOUSED DISABLED PEOPLE LIKE ZOO ANIMALS ….because she’s got a bit of a retard face…but I’m not hating…

I know retards who sneak out of their homes and disappear for days at a time only to comeback pregnant…unclear on who knocked them up. This one retard I know had it happen to her 5 times…because retards are fucking horny…

Not that Selena Gomez is a retard, she’s just a bratty, spoiled, self involved, well-trained, thanks to parents who said “fuck education, make our monkey dance, then sell her to Disney”….

But she is in a cut-out dress…showing body parts…for those of you who like glimpses of body parts…

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Here’s heavily heavier set Selena Gomez, who will probably blame her tits and stumpy legs on LUPUS…and her need for way too much make-up on Chemotherapy, you see that shit makes you so pale and weak…and bald…just look how bald she is…with some of the thickest fucking hair in the history of hair…because she was milking the chemo line…not because she wasn’t on Chemo, but because it was such a weak dose the side effects included – not stopping anything she was doing…but milk it because based on a technicality it is chemo and sounds horrible which is good for marketing…

So good, Victoria’s Secret fulfilled her terminally ill, make a wish, to be a VS performer like she was Taylor Swift…where she brought out tits with no bra,..even if it is a bra company that hates when girls don’t wear bras…it cuts into profits…because she’s an unappreciative cunt like that…and it’s not her fault..blame stage parenting and her working at a young age to feed their immigrant asses…who may not be Immigrants…

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I don’t know what Selena Gomez was originally designed to be, I am assuming the live action Dora the Explorer, I mean it is an internationally huge fucking brand, and it’d be worth investing the 100 millions of dollars in creating the AI version, especially if you can put in out there in the meantime and make it make movies and produce songs…because when your AI makes money, you make the money…

What I am saying is, there’s no way that Selena Gomez is a real person..that face is all Muppet…her position in the world…so artifical…her paparazzi pics with her new boyfriend, some possibly gay, she’s into the possibly gay, swimwear sales men, who I’m sure is rich..because even AI bitches love rich dudes..

Hollywood is bullshit, but it is not all bad, but sometimes there are people who are everything wrong with the industry..and that person is Selena Gomez..but at least her dress is easy to clean up after you cum all over it, or piss on her, a feature the Disney engineers programmed into her, because why not make you’re AI a urinal if you can…Nerds love Secret features..

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People are loving this Selena Gomez Pink Dress…I guess it’s a story of a survivor, who after her chemotherapy, has managed to live life exactly as she did before her chemotherapy because chemotherapy is just an good marketing hook to help her promote her album and a technicality because the dose is so minimal for lupus, bitch can do everything as if she’s not on Chemotherpay…but it sounds so dramatic..that way when she busts out her tits in a dress…people will look at her with more sympathy as they jerk off because what else is this little chipmunk good for…not her music…or the fact she fucked Bieber….that’s for damn sure…..

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