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2011

14

Nov

Someone’s Saying this is Selena Gomez Topless of the Day

So someone sent me in this picture that they claim is of Selena Gomez leaked….My talents do not lie in recognizing or matching tits and face to celebrities…to me all bitches look the same, but I am pretty sure convinced there’s no fucking way this is of Selena Gomez, but instead some topless girl is trying to get her face out there pretending to be Selena Gomez, but since my talents don’t lie in recognizing and matching tits and face to celebrities, this very well could be her and I’m not about to miss that story, even if normal people don’t give a fuck about seeing Selena Gomez, because the majority of the people who end up on the site are hardly fucking normal…See I ran this pic by a girl I was with last night and her answer was “who cares” and I was like “shit, seriously, cuz I don’t care and really I spend too much time on this shit, it’s embarassing and almost gay, so to prove I’m still a man, I’m gonna jerk off to your facebook pics….instead of these Gomez pics”….


CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PICTURE THAT I AM 99% SURE IS NOT SELENA GOMEZ – CUZ THERE IS ALWAYS THAT 1%

Either way, we call this bitch launching her career, here are some pics of her overshadowing Beiber, it’s her marketing strategy…showing some cleavage, loving the scandals, attention money, and possibly sex but that’s just cuz Usher Raymond is there masturbating in the corner…

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2011

11

Nov

Selena Gomez Behind The Scenes Music Video Preview of the Day

I know sex offenders who get off to sex offenders who look like they should be the one getting sex offended all underage and shit even though she’s of age…don’t need nude pics of the bitch to get off, they can get off to just showing her his penis while in public….so I figured I’d put up this Selena Gomez shit, cuz she is a big deal who everyone is looking at, and even if she’s not half naked and crawling around, she’s got a couple tube top cleavage bouncing…but that’s about as much as you’ll get in this wholesome, girl next door, not slutting out shit….but let’s hope uggs and skirts showing soe leg is enough for you…..and I have a feeling it is.

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2011

09

Nov

Selena Gomez in Some Thigh Highs of the Day

I’m pretty satisfied with the fact that all it takes for me to get excited by sex offender porn is when the sex offender is wearing some knee high slut socks that look like they are from some lingerie store girls who look 12 but are 18 shouldn’t shop….even if there is no sex in the equation because Selena Gomez isn’t Kim Kardashian like that, and doesn’t give me shit I actually want to see, but just glimpses that inspire, cuz she’s at the top of her game, people love her, she has fans, has albums, host songs, and more importantly has the law in her pockety cuz she doesn’t get arrested for acting inappropriate with minors….like my friend down the hall, who always shows teen girls his cock on public transit and is always in and out of jail for getting caught….dude needs to get him some Selena Gomez secrets to get away with sex offense, while encouraging sex offense all at the same time….

I am the kind of guy who is always amazed when I find out 18 year olds have vibrators…Good times….

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2011

17

Oct

Selena Gomez is a Chola of the Day

Here is Selena Gomez doing some promo for the EMAs….apparently she’s the host, which I can only asssume has to do with her fucking Justin Bieber and that kind of sex offense being something celebrated in Europe because Europeans are all perverts openly, as you keep your perversion to yourself as you masturbate to this bitch cuz she looks 12 and is showing some tit in a bra…the real sex offender is you…creep.

As a Martinez, I take offense to her mocking her Gomez roots…but that wouldn’t stop me from making her sex offend for me as I jerk off in the corner…if you know what I mean.

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2011

11

Oct

Selena Gomez Sex Offender Legs of the Day

Years ago I was watching some daytime talk show about registered sex offenders…and one of the stories stood out as insane….one of the dudes was 19, his girlfriend 17, her dad caught them fucking, he called the police, dude got arrested, the dad pressed charges, he’s a registered sex offender for life….meanwhile Selena Gomez is doing the same shit, but because she’s the girl, it’s ok. She doesn’t go to jail or get put on an embarrassing list that will force her to live in private sex offender communities in Florida, because non sex offenders don’t want her kind in their towns….cuz being a sex offender makes a motherfucker think the sex offender fucks little kids…and I think this story would end in a great way if the legal system was actually fair and didn’t favor celebs…assuming she fucks Beiber, because the chances are pretty good that the real sex offender in all this is Usher Raymod, or as I like to call him, Beiber’s Baby Daddy….and I don’t even know why I bother, 16 is legal in Canada. 14 was legal up until a few years ago….so it doesn’t affect me…I guess I’m an asshole who likes making examples out of people…including myself…since I’m a great example of how not to live your life or run your internet business if you ever want to make any money….

I’m gonna go kill myself with breakfast whiskey….it helps a lot.

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2011

26

Sep

Selena Gomez Teen Toe Getting Vagina Hugged of the Day

Here are some pics of Selena Gomez with her divorced parents who exploited her at a young age and who put her to work to make a living for the family…and to provide them with the good life…so that her ugly mother who was too ugly to make it on her own but who lucked out with a cute enough kid to make all her dreams come true…so that she too could wear leggings like a 15 year old girl instead of working a job like a normal ugly bitch from texas….

But more importantly, here is her vagina being hugged by a tight pair of leggings in what I call the toe that Beiber comes in, making this bitch a sex offender who makes me feel like a sex offender looking at her, cuz she’s so small and 12 year old looking, even though she’s 18 or 19….making these pics even hotter to the perverts who feel perverted staring or snapping off pics of this shit in their everyday lives…

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2011

29

Jul

Selena Gomez Sex Offender Bikini of the Day

I hope you like my sex offender art…even though I had to take Carlos GOmez, a 280 pound man’s sex offender card to make it happen…cuz I don’t have the rights to post the pics of her tight body in a bikini in florida….so I made due..

All that to say….I don’t know about you…but I kinda find it hot that this Selena Gomez bitch, who is just 18, is already technically a sex offender, if someone was willing to press charges on her…and if bieber and her were actually having sex…because I think it is just a publicity stunt…even though I’d totally be trying to slam her at 14 too….cuz her body almost makes me feel like a criminal looking at her…only she’s 18….


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2011

29

Jul

Selena Gomez Sex Offender Concert of the Day

This Selena Gomez sex offender is much more fun to watch than the sex offender down the street who juggles in the park for some little kid attention….possibly cuz you may almost be a sex offender if you jerk off to her cuz she looks twelve, but you aren’t one cuz she’s 18, but she’s one cuz her boyfriend is 16, who if you jerk off thinking about her fucking, makes you a sex offender, even though I think it’s all a staged relationship, making her a big ball of confusing sex offense….here she is in concert.

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2011

27

Jul

Selena Gomez for Elle Mexico of the Day

Selena Gomez is not your everyday sex offender, and for that, we need to celebrat her, because you see if she had a penis, and Beiber had a beaver, and didn’t just act like he did, she’d be locked up and on some sex offender list….but luckily as a rich person, who can play this off like the marketing collab that helps everyone’s brand making them all tons of money and making us the idiots writing/talking or even knowing they exist…

She was in Elle Mexico, something all sex offenders should experience and be celebrated for their hard work being some of the sickest people in the world….and she looked fucking good.

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2011

06

Jul

Selena Gomez-Sex Offender Bikini of the Day

These pictures of Selena Gomez in her bikini, self shot, like a typical slutty teen trying to get the affection of the boys in her class, or like a typical 20 something, trying to get the affection of her facebook friends, or like pretty much any girl feeling sexy looking for some male attention, in a way that I approve of, which is standing in front of a mirron, cellphone in hand, half naked….cuz I know she let this out thinking “Damn I look Good”…

Apparently the pics are old, from May, when she was in Hawaii sex offending Justin Bieber, even though I’m not convinced he’s not just Usher’s boy pussy, into dudes cuz he never had a dad, or some shit, that involves it all being one big publicity stunt lie, that maybe even Gomez’s people are behind, whoring her out to him, for personal gain…I just know that whatever they are doing, she’s 18, he’s not and that makes it illegal and getting her on the sex offenders list would be a nice lesson for all the sex offenders out there…not to mention it’d be hilarious…so let’s hope they make an example out of her sex offending ass.

That said, here are some pictures of her from yesterday – cuz she’s hired the paprazzi to follower as part of her takeover plan that will end up in a sex tape or leaked nudes when she realizes no one cares about her shit…to keep our sex offending watch more up to date….so that we know where she is at all times and so that she doesn’t come to your home and sex offend you….or your loved ones…

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2011

29

Jun

Selena Gomez Cleavage Meeting Shia LeBeouf of the Day

This is what I all Selena Gomez getting paid by the producers of Transformers to pretend to be a Shia LeBeouf fan to penetrate a new market of 14 year olds to make their shitty movie succeed….assuming the 14 year olds haven’t all blacklisted her for taking the virginity of their savior Justin Beaver, even though that too is all marketing to divert from the fact that Justin Beaver’s ass belongs to Usher Raymond….both literally and figuratively…..leaving Gomez with nothing but a bunch of adult perverts into chipmunk looking 18 year old sex offenders….maybe that’s what Transformers marketing is trying to do…reach adult perverts….it all makes sense now….

The highlight of the video….her retard looking friend as she adjusts her tits….unless of course you love groupie teens acting like groupie teens cuz you always wanted a groupie teen of your own…but apparently being unemployed and living at your moms doesn’t get you the kind of respect or fame you feel i should…

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2011

14

Jun

Sex Offender Legs of the Day

Look how good Selena Gomez is at holding the mic….

Assuming that Selena Gomez is actually having sex, or sucking off Justin Beaver, and this is not just some weird partnership cuz they have the same PR team and management and figure it’ll be good for business to teen romance these fucking pieces of shit that are ruining little girls everywhere….

Then Selena Gomez is officially the Sex Offender of the Day…which is almost ironic, considering how many dudes just two years ago were sex offending because their daughters forced them to watch Selena Gomez in concert or on TV or whatever the fuck she did to get where she is, leading them to take up coaching soccer or swimming or roofies at their daughter sleepovers….

But I’m still thinking Beaver is gay for Usher Raymond and Gomez is a front to divert from the real sex offenders, but I do wish she got arrested and made an example out of, since I’ve heard of dudes go down for fucking 17 year olds in America….but when she does it, it’s all good….

Where is the fucking justice in that…..here’s Selena Gomez Sex Offending Slut.

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2011

10

Jun

Trying to Look Up Selena Gomez’s Skirt on TV of the Day

Here are some shitty pictures of Selena Gomez from the Tonight Show garbage, and I’m only posting them because I’m trying to look up her skirt. I am shocked that people watch these interviews like this matters, like Jay Leno cares that the bitch has her driver’s license, when he should really be asking her what a 19 year old girl would be fucking a 16 year old Beaver….and how one doesn’t get charged as a sex offender, when clearly she fucking should…To watch the interview FOLLOW THIS LINK….I mean hearing her say “Bougie” for “Bourgeois” is about as gangster as you’d expect from a bitch who fucks Justin Beaver, who has learned everything about pussy from playing with Usher Raymond’s asshole.

Rumor is that BITCH IS IN THE HOSPITAL WITH PREGNANCY SYMPTOMS…hopefully that gets this monster locked the fuck up where she belongs…

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2011

24

May

Selena Gomez in a Bikini Top of the Day

These pictures of Justin Beiber and Selena Gomez in a bikini were sent to me last night. The person who emailed them in was like “Justin Beiber’s Been Working Out!!”, when what really matters in the pics is not how many push ups Beaver Fever can do, it’s that 18 year old Statutory Rapist who hasn’t been charged as a sex offender even though she should, unless Usher Raymond doesn’t let them actually fuck cuz this is an arranged relationship for press, Selena Gmez, is standing next to him in a fucking bikini top, I think that person’s priorities are totally out of whack…

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2011

28

Apr

Selena Gomez is a Bad Lesbian of the Day

All this picture needs is a little more fist and a lot more pussy lip. Seriously, if you’re gonna go to the trouble of making Selena Gomez mount your redhead ass no one wants, cuz you’re a redhead and they are weird, sometimes even scary, except maybe for the handful of people curious and not disgusted by bright orange, that shouldn’t grow naturally in nature, except maybe on citrus or flowers, hair growing on cunts….and I’ll admit I’ve always been curious to experience a red head, like a pale as fuck, red lipped, orange pubic haired girl, but not curious enough to not gag when I wrote that out…

Either way, these pictures suck. More nudity, tongue touching, comparing clits, or nipples, or nipples and clits, would make all the fucking difference, and I guess Beiber hasn’t taught her the ropes Usher taught him when it comes to same sex playtime, cuz Bieber doesn’t have beaver fever, but you probably have Beiber’s beaver fever, so that’s why I’m posting his fake girlfirned for publicity to masturbate to. I’m nice like that.

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