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2015

23

Sep

Selena GOmez has a New Shitty Video of the Day

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I scanned this video..the song is called “Same Old Love”…and I guess it was about Bieber coming inside her over and over again, until he hurt her feelings, and now her sisterhood, helmed by Taylor Swift, who I assume she has a backend piece of, unless Taylor Swift has a Piece of her backend, because she’s just that powerful and likes collection dolls in the form of models and her competition..

Either way, she released it Exclusively to apple, so I stole it, we can expect a lawsuit…something I’ve always dreamed of….all for posting fucking Selena Gomez video as a promo to her by laughing at her…for looking like a pudgy, doughy faced, Disney afterbirth…

From my expert opinion, most of the videos are from her cleavage up…because I guess the rest of her is disgusting…

Clever editing and lighting to look hot…remember when or if you have 1,000,000 dollar budget to make a narcissistic music video to sell your bullshit music…you’ll look good too….

I’m more interested in selfies…or snapchat videos of girls’ pussy you’d never expect to see….but see because you caught them on the right day…

All this to say – AUDIO WARNING – MUTE THE SHIT….

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2015

21

Sep

Selena Gomez in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Selena Gomez is promoting a new album…

She wants you to know she’s got a new album…

She called the paparazzi to take pics of her coming out of the ocean like she’s got a new album…

Hey, did you hear Selena Gomez has a new album so she stages bathing suit pics….

At least she wore a one piece, because…it shaped her like a Kylie Jenner video vixen…and not like a tubby mexican…with no neck…and I don’t really mind it…but then again…I don’t mind much…I like posing and desperation…

TO SEE Selena Gomez Naughty in a Leather Dress Because She Needs Attention for her New Album CLICK HERE

Selena Gomez in London

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2015

18

Sep

Selena Gomez Tits of the Day

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Selena Gomez Bieber Tits exist…

She’s so boring. Her face so boring. Her baby face, botox, bloated, vile face….

She’s not compelling. She’s not hot. She’s not interesting.

This whole group of idiots, need to step up their game, need to focus on producing quality, they need to stop being these uneducated social Justice warriors…pretending to be changing the world…

These people are a joke. It’s very easy for these people to get famous, to be famous, it requires zero skill…

But at least she has tits…

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2015

17

Sep

Selena Gomez in Elle of the Day

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Selena Gomez did Elle Magazine, and it fucking sucked, but probably not as much as she sucked Bieber Dick…while that motherfucker owned her little starlet heart…thanks to being a needy, demanding, dependant, broken brat her parents sold to the media…

Well, at least she ate her way through the sadness of being cheated on by Bieber…

Unless she never actually fucked Beiber and that’s all just some Taylor Swift level act that’s marketable…keeping all these idiots in the limelight…talked about like they matter….when I can show you 5 girls far hotter than this, just outside my house smoking a joint…

She’s nothing special…but Elle likes her…because she’s promoting an album and they paid Elle to like her. #marketing.

Here’s a video of her fat in a black dress…

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2015

09

Sep

Selena Gomez Naked for Instagram of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted this ridiculous topless pic of herself…

Her skin has been filtered so hard she looks like she may be a bad painting of herself, or some kind of sex doll version of herself that she’s promoting…

It like this played out pose, didn’t Sharon Stone or Demi Moore, or Madonna do this…

I call it the hide your GUNT…..in a strategic barely nude…Bieber can’t even use it to jerk off as a reminder of what was Selena Gomez’s virginity that he may have taken…but that’s not because it’s non nude that is because Bieber’s more into jerking off to Usher..

But hiding your GUNT goes to waste when the follow-up pic is a side profile…of her fucking gunt…

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2015

08

Sep

Selena Gomez is on a Boat in a Bikini of the Day

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Apparently, this is Selena Gomez and one of her many sisterhoods, she’s in a bikini or a bikini top…because even she knows she’s too dumpy for bikini bottoms…and unlike her friends, she’s got all the pressure on her to look good because she’s Selena Gomez…which is probably why she got the fake tits…or maybe that was deeper rooted issues caused by the rejection from Beiber who I assume cheated on her, because you know how these entitled bitches are…the worst in bed….but still in a bikini so whatever…

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2015

07

Sep

Selena Gomez Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day

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Selena Gomez’s fat ass was squeezed into a tight dress…and I’d say it was magical, but it really wasn’t…

I have no respect for this puppet, partially because she’s chubby and her tits aren’t real, partially because she fucked Bieber…but mainly because she hangs out with Taylor Swift, as part of the sisterhood, and unless Selena and her mom secretly created Taylor Swift, back when they were on Disney and Taylor Swift was coming up, making 10% of all Taylor Swifts fortune, that whole hustle seems desperate..

Not nearly as desperate as my posting on Selena Gomez in a black dress like it matters, even though I know you don’t care…it’s an addiction and I hate myself for it…more importantly, I hate Selena Gomez and her marketing team for brain washing me into this..

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2015

04

Sep

Selena Gomez Lingerie Selfie of the Day

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Selena Gomez posted a picture of herself in lingerie…so you can really grasp what a photoshopped, fake tit, troll Mexican body looks like half naked….the kind of body that Bieber broke the heart of….a Disney girl who had no childhood…but seems to be doing just fine enough to get naked enough to get noticed…

We can assume this is some tips she gathered at the Taylor Swift sisterhood cult meeting…..even though it’s less interesting than the rumors that Taylor Swift is a cokehead and was doing coke at the VMAs, because all these Hollywood A-Personalities are and her boyfriend is a fucking DJ….where people do drugs everyday…shocking….

It’s still Selena GOmez in lingerie….black and white, artistic, and tame as fuck…

Boring…

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2015

02

Sep

Selena Gomez Erotica of the Day

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Selena Gomez is part of the Taylor Swift cult, you know one of the Taylor Swift minions, participating in the Taylor Swift PR tour, in what I find odd, and maybe reflective of not having a solid support system growing up, or maybe not having confidence in her own career that she seeks some spiritual solidarity…you know some people go to Scientology…others…to Taylor Swift…because if I was in the pop scene, that last thing I’d do is befriend the fucking enemy in some weird guise of a sisterhood…

It’s fucking creepy…

I heard in passing that when Bieber performed at the VMAs, the Taylor Swifts left the room, as a sign of loyalty to their sister Selena…in a WTF is going on, how is this actually happening, or news, or a thing…but I guess Social media is to blame…but also to thank for these pics of her showing cleavage, thanks to fake tits, if you’re into Selena…

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2015

01

Sep

Miley, Kim and Others Masturbate on Facetime for Interview’s “ME” September Issue of the Day

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Fashion photographer Mert facetimes his subjects for the latest Interview Magazine….

Because this is the selfie generation, who needs cameras and photographers, when the real compelling content is being let into people’s bathrooms or bedrooms, so that they can put on any type of intimate performance for whoever they want, or they can pretend it is an intimate performace despite being scripted for interview magazine because these idiots are all puppets….

Nice and porny, like “Hey look at me, I’m an attention whore who masturbates on cam like every girl in the world, I am just like you, only I leak this shit or do it for fashion magazines”….which a secondary hope that you cum to it…because we want you to imagine facetiming us…instead of girls you meet on tinder…or some shit..

Here’s Miley’s amazing Facetime Session…

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Here’s Kim K simulating masturbation on Facetime for a magazine…we’ve seen her fuck when she was pre trans….we don’t care.

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I assume Selena will have one…

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J.LO

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And Posh Spice Beckham…

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And Madonna…

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