Taylor Swift…has been clever enough to become best friends with pretty much everything and everyone, in her quest to take over the world, in this world that is filled with socially acceptable behavior, because thanks to Facebook, no one tells each other to fuck off the way we once would, but instead we want them to follow our shit, like our shit, and help grow our relevance so that we too can be influencers…while telling people they are cunts, or starting one too many fights makes people think you’re just a bitch, and no one, except me, like bitches…

Sure she’s got her Katy Perry cuz they fuck the same dude beef, it adds to both their profiles, makes them look like they are more than just smiling retards who love everyone, and in Taylor’s case she does, as long as she’s the top alpha the other periods sync to, you know on her turf, at her concert, at her party, at her house, where the entrance fee is letting her fuck your man and all their freinds to give her material to sing about…

It is pretty phoney bitch behavior….I never trust the public BFF hustle, especially when there’s money involved…like this…but maybe you’ll find it hot, erotic, sexy, in some way or another because you’re fucking weird…

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Justin Timberlake was also there….and Ellen…in what was some weirdo variety show since eeveryone loves Taylor swift…weird…

A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Aug 27, 2015 at 1:55am PDT

Here is Selena doing a Taylor Swift impression…

BONUS – Pics from Paris Match of Taylor’s Lover/ Human Barbie Doll…because why not..

Some Taylor Swift for the Win…

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HEre’s a weird pic of Selena Gomez, looking likg Kylie Jenner, because I guess the hormones in the food are making these under 25 year olds look like they have crazy waist to hip ratios, that I guess are caused by waist training harnesses, and/or FACETUNE app…we’re onto you..but not the way I’d want to be onto her…this leopard print panty shit is exciting, especially to the girl in the background taking pics of Selena as she takes pics of herself in this self-aware, selfie obsessed, document everything so we don’t need to use our brain to remember….but I’m far more interested in the friend’s vantage point, I mean who cares about this view…and I still haven’t figured out how this isn’t Kylie Jenner…I guess take the lead from what people seem to be into and ride it like the puppet you are…

Next time, let’s aim for more crotch shot..

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Extreme selfies…because everyone is seeking self validation and awareness, who need to remind each other that they exist, by posing in front of things, they would have taken pictures of many years ago, but who now want their face in said picture, so that they know they were really there…or some shit…

Now I prefer my extreme selfies to be nude, or half nude, or at leaast with hard nipples or bikinis…hanging off of a hot air balloon, or somewhere weird…

I don’t like my extreme selfies to have multiple cameras in it, it’s just a little too much “We get it, you’re Selena Gomez, you document everything, people love you, and you love yourself, because you’re just that kind of self invovled twat”….

That said, here she is with a horrible, fake lip, probably botox filled face, side profile….with bonus mole tit….or tit mole…

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This is Selena Gomez in Bill Cosby’s favorite sex positon…tit out and medicated…

Nothing like some Selena Gomez being sexualized for some magazine surprisingly shot by some feminist trash….who based on these pictures alone is clearly some phony feminist attention seeking Canadian who has used the internet to scam the fashion industry into thinking she’s an artist and a leader in the new feminist movement…monetizing it which to me is anti-feminist and using feminism as her branding, even though she’s an American apparel employee from Canada…

Everyone lacks depth and everything is an inch deep and people just click the next story without much thought so who cares…

She’s an angry hater who has a posse of idiots buying into her shit…because people are misguided and are looking for meaning…meaning in showing armpit hair…and now she’s shooting pics of Selena Gomez because she so “now”…bullshit … so why not follow some ginger cunt into the light…

Yes…I hate liars…but I don’t mind Selena Gomez in Date Rape Position…

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I don’t know if watching girls get older is really porn to you…

I mean this isn’t going from 17 to 18 making the chastity belt that is her vagina open the flood gates for your penis, because you respect the law….

This is a 22 year old turning 23….just on the decline, rocking fat legs, because she’s pudgy….in

This is not a celebration, this is an RIP to her being at her hottest she’s ever been….sure she’s still young, she’s still rich, she’s still Selena Gomez, but with every year her relevance declines, and to some that may be a celebration….just not to me…

But I don’t mind staring at thick thighs…I got nothing else to do.

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Selena Gomez posted a picture of her upper thigh…and unfortunately…I can’t masturbate to it, because I am not a repressed muslim who is not exposed to the internet..Ramadan…I am not an inmate who has been in prison for a decade or more with no access to women or masturbation for fear of exciting the cellmate who’s got a little less self control when it comes to rape…but then again, maybe I’m just not into Selena Gomez subtle erotica, because I know that Selena Gomez…has more slut to give, more slut in her, and not just because she’s had Bieber in her, but because she worked for Disney and you know how those Disney execs train talent..but I’ll post the picture anyway…because why the fuck not…

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