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2008

28

Apr

Shauna Sand Bikini Pictures of the Day

Nothing says classy like a bitch with a Playboy tattoo who’s only claim to fame is being in Playboy. It’s like she got that shit back when she was a worthless stripper and the guys at Playboy felt obligated to give her a spread because they were so flattered that she was enough of a slut to brand herself with their company logo. Thank god they don’t do that for every tacky party slut who has a Playboy tattoo because I know that hot girls rarely get that shit, it’s more like every single tacky fat party slut who thinks she’s got it going on because one asshole was drunk enough to tell her she looked good enough for Playboy to get a blowjob and she took her new found self esteem to the tattoo parlor to remember that day forever…..

Either way, here’s Shauna Sand in a bikini.

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2007

31

Oct

I am – Shauna Sand Bending Over of the Day

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Shauna Sand has no ass and that’s the reason why she flaunts her tits everywhere they are go like it’s her last day out with them before they get removed or some shit. I just thought it was because she’s a whore and likes to show off what she thinks are god’s gift to the world, even though got was a $5,000 charge on her credit card. Then I thought maybe she was just a victim of breast implants, where girls who get implants end up going crazy as fuck with their new tits and pull them out everywhere they go, because their relationship is more of one you have with a new car than one you have with your body parts. Now I realize that shit is just a way to divert male attention from the fact that she has no ass at all and she’s more like a hot chick who hangs with fat chicks to make herself look skinnier or like when I go out drinking with bigger drunks than me, because people notice what you want them to.

That said, you all have to realize that today is Halloween, I don’t dress up because I am a downer and find that shit lame and don’t believe in holidays, but I know that if you’re looking for love or to get laid, this is the best time to go for it. All the girls dressed slutty are going to be horny as fuck because dudes have been lookin’ at their asses like they are a brand new fleshlight all day and you already have an opener. All you have to do is go up to whoever it is you’re lookin’ at and comment on their costume, or come up with a costume that you’ve set up to make girls come up to you and talk to you. I know a dude who went as an AIM contact list and had 15 girls lined up to add their contact info on the buddy list. So do something creative and funny and if you follow my advice, you’ll have a great fucking night. But you won’t because you’re just going to stay home and cry yourself to sleep like you do every night, like the poor fucker who takes Shauna Sand home only to realize she’s got kids and when he flips her over to fuck her from behind – that she’s got no ass and will be struggling like he’s on Survivor to get her back on her back so that he can focus on her tits and trick or treat all over her face.

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2007

26

Oct

I am – Shauna Sand Dressed Classy of the Day

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I caught my wife cleaning the toilet with my toothbrush the other day, she’s creative like that and probably saw it on some soap opera or shit she watches on tv all day. I was actually really happy to see her cleaning for the first time in the last 5 years together. But then I realized that Paypal has all my money and I can’t buy a new one. I am not sure what I did to piss her off, it may have been coming home with a pair of panties from a girl I convinced to take off her panties in the club and bragging to my wife about how amazing of an experience it was by making her smell them to see that they weren’t clean, but none of that matters. What does matter is that my mouth tastes like I’ve been eating shit and yes, I know what shit tastes like, it’s a long story that I don’t want to relive.

Speakin’ of shit here are some pictures of Shauna Sand at some event dressed as classy as this whore can get with a Chanel bracelet on. She’s the kind of girl you could probably convince to let you shit on them because it would be taking your sex life to the next level, when in reality you just hate her for being such a whore and shitting on her is the only way to make yourself feel better about things.

Either way, the good news is that washed up ex-Playmates may be the only people dressed like this on the daily, but it’s Halloween, so get ready for everyday girls to be doin’ the Shauna Sand, even though they’ve probably never heard of her. All the madness starts in a few hours.

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2007

04

May

I am – Shauna Sand’s Nipples Exposed in a See Through Dress of the Day

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I was trying to decide whether I should bother posting these or not, because I know that I don’t give a fuck about this washed up Playboy playmate with big fake tits, but then I realized that I spent most of my day looking out the window and that it was less work for me to do this post than it was for me to actually sit down and try to edit a Day Dream no one watches, or try to come up with some amazing concept that will put me on the map and land me some kind of money….

I know that all the good looking girls who just finished University for the semester and who haven’t made their way back home are out on the patios around the city getting drunk in very little clothes and a huge part of me wants to go watch them in action, but bars don’t let you in with your own booze, because they are assholes….

Either way, the internet’s got some tits for me that may not be as exciting as a real chick, but being married, impotent, poor and unshowered kinda means even if I was out there, I wouldn’t be seeing any nipple by the end of the night…so this is all the action I’ll be getting. At least I am not alone…thanks for always making me feel better about myself. Virgin.

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2007

04

May

I am – Shauna Sand's Nipples Exposed in a See Through Dress of the Day

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I was trying to decide whether I should bother posting these or not, because I know that I don’t give a fuck about this washed up Playboy playmate with big fake tits, but then I realized that I spent most of my day looking out the window and that it was less work for me to do this post than it was for me to actually sit down and try to edit a Day Dream no one watches, or try to come up with some amazing concept that will put me on the map and land me some kind of money….

I know that all the good looking girls who just finished University for the semester and who haven’t made their way back home are out on the patios around the city getting drunk in very little clothes and a huge part of me wants to go watch them in action, but bars don’t let you in with your own booze, because they are assholes….

Either way, the internet’s got some tits for me that may not be as exciting as a real chick, but being married, impotent, poor and unshowered kinda means even if I was out there, I wouldn’t be seeing any nipple by the end of the night…so this is all the action I’ll be getting. At least I am not alone…thanks for always making me feel better about myself. Virgin.

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2007

21

Mar

I am – Shauna Sand See-Through Pic of the Day

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I only really remembered who Shauna Sand was last week when I posted her See Thru Picture last week.

She’s at it again, only this time it’s at some trashy fashion show. I guess when you invest that kind of money in the firmest set of fake tits around, wearing a bra is a waste of time. It’s like everytime I go to a bar and get completely wasted and use my bus money on one last shot…I never really feel the impact of that shot, but leaving the bar with money in my pocket means I’ve failed….

Maybe, it’s really not like that at all, but it was better than my other analogy which was once you bang a bitch with herpes without a condom, there’s no real point in ever wearing one again because the damage is already done, but I don’t think that really makes sense.

I guess I will just stick to, bitch doesn’t wear a bra cuz her tits are more fake than my daughter’s Chanel earrings her black boyfriend gave her, but that doesn’t mean she won’t show them off to all her ghetto friends at school….

Maybe that one was a little homo, but I was just at the strip club and one of the strippers was in a fake Chanel bathing suit, with Fake Chanel Earrings and Sunglasses, she also had fake tits and I did see her nipple too, only it was more exciting because I could smell her box from the front row and I can’t get Chanel of the brain….

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2007

06

Mar

I am – Shauna Sand’s See-Thru Pictures of the Day

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Shauna Sand is some kind of playboy playmate who was married to some h-list celebrity named Lorenzo Lamas. Here she is out in some see-thru dress showing off the huge fucking tits that got her where she is today. I don’t know if breast implants are as popular a they used to be. I don’t feel like a girl needs huge fake titties to get into Playboy or porn anymore, I think the general population isn’t all about tits like they used to be, but back when this slag got started, it was the only way to the top. I was out at the strip club with a group of guys from the park a couple of months ago, it was welfare check day which means all kinds of crazy. My friend Lou had never touched a set of fake tits ever, so I suggested we hit up the strip club. There was a time when every fucking stripper was packin’ heat, but this day we had to go to four different places to find a set. When I finally spotted fake tits I went up to the stripper and asked if her tits were real. She didn’t know how to answer for fear of losing the dance, when I made her feel comfortable about her tits and let her know that we were on this quest, she was more than happy to pull out her plastic tit, show us her scar and even do a titty dance routine with them. All this to say, there’s still fake tits out there, but they are so fuckin’ 1995. Makin’ Shauna Sand’s tits older than some of you.

On a side note, you know you have my kind of woman when her shoes are made of plastic. Some of the best cheap strippers I’ve fallen in love with wore a pair of these….

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2007

06

Mar

I am – Shauna Sand's See-Thru Pictures of the Day

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Shauna Sand is some kind of playboy playmate who was married to some h-list celebrity named Lorenzo Lamas. Here she is out in some see-thru dress showing off the huge fucking tits that got her where she is today. I don’t know if breast implants are as popular a they used to be. I don’t feel like a girl needs huge fake titties to get into Playboy or porn anymore, I think the general population isn’t all about tits like they used to be, but back when this slag got started, it was the only way to the top. I was out at the strip club with a group of guys from the park a couple of months ago, it was welfare check day which means all kinds of crazy. My friend Lou had never touched a set of fake tits ever, so I suggested we hit up the strip club. There was a time when every fucking stripper was packin’ heat, but this day we had to go to four different places to find a set. When I finally spotted fake tits I went up to the stripper and asked if her tits were real. She didn’t know how to answer for fear of losing the dance, when I made her feel comfortable about her tits and let her know that we were on this quest, she was more than happy to pull out her plastic tit, show us her scar and even do a titty dance routine with them. All this to say, there’s still fake tits out there, but they are so fuckin’ 1995. Makin’ Shauna Sand’s tits older than some of you.

On a side note, you know you have my kind of woman when her shoes are made of plastic. Some of the best cheap strippers I’ve fallen in love with wore a pair of these….

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