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2009

19

Mar

Shauna Sand is Topless on the Beach of the Day

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Skinny, flat-assed Shauna Sand came out to play on the beach topless in these staged pictures.

She looks a hell of a lot better than usual, she’s got rid of the shitty plastic whore shoes but managed to keep shit trashy and keep her stripper genes proud by wearing Ed Hardy and rockin’ a skinny boy toy who likes Ed Hardy so much he got his favorite T-shirt tattooed on his shoulders. The whole thing stinks of vodka, crystal meth and HIV, but I’ve seen a lot worse out of slutty women like this in my life.

I don’t know. I could be horny. But I think she looks pretty hot and those fake tits look worth cumming all over. Yep. I’m just horny. Hey ladies.

FROM THE ARCHIVES….

Shauna Sand in a White Bikini
Shauna Sand’s Meaty Grey Vagina and Tits
Shauna Sand Panties At Some Ed Hardy Shit
Shauna Sand in a Bikini Riding Gay Shit
Shauna Sand in a See Through Dress

Posted in:Beach|Shauna Sand|Topless

2009

18

Mar

Shauna Sand Doing Some Maintenance of the Day

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If you’re wondering how Shauna Sand maintains her beautiful appearance, it’s not just with investing a lot of money into botched plastic surgery, but the attention she spends on the little details, like getting manicures, gets her fake hair put in, puts her dirty make-up on, buying just the right dress from the discount bin at the sex shop and clear plastic platform shoes at the stripper supply store, which are apparently very expensive and therefore pretty fucking classy. You know being trashy and holding onto your useless sex appeal isn’t easy, it’s not just collecting welfare checks and beating your wife, it takes fuckin’ work. So next time you see a dolled up lookin’ whore that looks like a dead person, stop hatin’ and laughing and pull out 10 dolalrs and grab her useless tits.

Posted in:Maintenance|Shauna Sand

2009

13

Mar

Shauna Sand Keeps Good Company of the Day

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I guess it’s only natural to associate yourself with people with like-minded people and by like-minded I mean have the same plastic surgeon. By the looks of these haggard sluts, it looks like they have both spent their fair share of time in the waiting room and that’s where they probably met.

If you’re wondering who the girl Shauna Sand is hanging with, her name is Taylor Wane and she’s some Hall of Fame pornstar who looks like a fuckin’ mess, but then again a lot of pornstars look like messes by the time they are 25, you know with the drugs, dirty sex and hard lives, so I guess if anything, she’s the kind of woman you’d want to end up like, if you are new to the industry, because she’s not dead, she just looks it.

I just hate this fake porn shit, give me an everyday girl with a set of real tits and I don’t care how many guys she’s fucked, or how many times she’s had the Clap, I just can’t take the jacked up tits and faces, it’s too fuckin’ strange to me and I can’t figure out who told them it looks great…or how they can look in the mirror and think they look presentable enough to leave the fucking house, you’d think the pointing, screaming and crying kids would tip the off to covering up their fuckin’ shit. Ya know what I mean…

Posted in:Porn|Shauna Sand|Taylor Wane|Tits

2009

02

Mar

Shauna Sand is Still a Whore of the Day

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Here is natural beauty Shauna Sand walking around in and I haven’t really figured out why anyone would really care, I mean other than her having huge tits on her small frame, which is ok, I guess, but any girl with a small frame could get herself a set of Shauna Sand tits with a little money, so it doesn’t impress me. What does impress me is the bartender of some after party I went to who was staked and proud of her natural tits, or at least proud enough to pull them out of her shirt more than once after I probably compulsively asked to see them, but don’t really remember because I was drunk and still am.

Posted in:Shauna Sand|Stripper|Whore

2009

23

Feb

Shauna Sand Shows Her Panties at Some Ed Hardy Shit of the Day

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Ed Hardy threw some party around the Oscars that top notch celebrities attended. They posed with some ATV, tried on some obnoxious clothing and the whole thing looked like a horrible fucking time. Shauna Sand was pretty courteous and rocked a pair of panties when mounting that seat and rubbing her box up against it, knowing other girls would be grinding their cunts on it too, which is a nice change from all the STDs she’s transmitted in the past. I guess it’s never too late to learn.

Also in attendance were The Internet’s Most Downloaded Woman according to her…because I highly doubt that claim to fame is true….Cindy Margolis

And Annalynne McCord brought out her Monkey Lookin’ Face and Her Siblings Out…

Posted in:Ed Hardy|Panties|Shauna Sand

2009

20

Feb

Some Shauna Sand Slut Pictures of the Day

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Here is den mother Shauna Sand, the leader of the ex-strippers who do nothing but some how live a more glamourous life than any of us. You’ve got to give her some credit though, she’s never denounced her past or who she was, she’s never switched up her style and gone conservative, or bought clothes that actually cost money, she’s unaffected by her fame and success or maybe delusional about it being sexier than someone who doesn’t look like a fucking monster. A monster we’d probably all buy lap dances from if she was the featured guest performer at our local strip club, one some of you would ask to have your picture taken with. So these pics are for you.

Posted in:Shauna Sand|Slut

2009

28

Jan

Shauna Sand in a Bikini Riding Some Gay Shit of the Day

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No I am not talking about her boyfriend. I already went on and on about how the only guy who would fuck her would have to be gay. Not because of her gaping vagina resembling a ball sack or because her dangling clit looks very dick-like when it gets hard, but because she’s got some drag queen level of plastic surgery and is so over the top that only a fag would see anything appealing about spending time with her, you know they like to keep things outrageous.

At first I thought proof to back up my theory is this weird motorized shit they are on, because you know that no straight dude would ever be comfortable enough with his sexuality to get up on one of these in public, not even for vagina, but then I remembered that guys usually do anything for pussy, even if it means pussying out byt doing things they’d never want to do, whether it’s going to plays or to antique stores or even shopping for dresses, so I guess the power of the pussy always wins, especially when your pussy is a trained seasoned veteran like Shauna Sands’.

Posted in:Bikini|Shauna Sand

2009

27

Jan

Shauna Sand is in Her White Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know whether this is good news or bad news, but if you like these pictures of Shauna Sand and her dirty fucking pussy and dirty fucking titties and dirty fucking ass rubbing lotion on some poor motherfucker, you can make that shit your own reality because she charges by the hour and her fee is pretty fucking affordable, because the more she looks like death, the harder time she’s having finding clients and blaming the economin crisis isn’t goin to pay the fuckin’ rent, if you know what I mean.

I am just hoping she’s wearing some kind of waterproof pantyliner, or maybe some duct tape to close that gaping flesh wound, because I’d hate to see the sludge from her pussy ruin a perfectly good bikini.

Posted in:Shauna Sand|White Bikini

2009

26

Jan

Some Shauna Sand in Her Bikini of the Day

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I just spent an hour uploading these Shauna Sand bikini pictures. I have no idea why. It’s probably got something to do with me having nothing better to do with my time, but I like to think it is because I like girls to think I find this shit hot, so they feel inadequate, flat chested, deflated lipped and fat, so that they save up their money, get as many plastic surgeries as dicks you’ve had in your various orifices, so that all the bitches who won’t fuck me will end up lookin like monsters too. That way I won’t feel so bad about myself, because anyway you look at this, it’s fucking disgusting.

Here are some more pictures of Shauna Sand in her bikini, on some romantic getaway, with some guy who’s gotta be gay to get with this tranny pig, because I don’t think you’ve been punished enough….

Posted in:Bikini|Shauna Sand

2009

18

Jan

Shauna Sand is Still a Monster of the Day

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The funny thing about Shauna Sand is that she tried so hard to be the embodiment of the stereotypical perfect girl. You know the kind of girl guys would freak out over, trying to understand how god made such an ideal candidate to jerk off to, because she doesn’t realize we can identify plastic surgery, and she didn’t realize was that in her process of trying to become the perfect sex object to be lusted for and jerked off over, she’d end up looking like a fucking monster. You know like a girl who locked herself in her bathroom and gave herself botched surgery, botched tits, and the more she tries to correct it, the bigger mess she becomes. I guess it’s all pretty funny, except for the handful of guys she’s turned gay because of the nightmares they had of her crawling out of their dad’s playboy magazine and into their beds to rape them with her various stapled on body parts that end up falling off in the middle of sex. It’s all pretty disturbing.

Posted in:Monster|Shauna Sand