I guess I should update this really important website in this era of everythin being on social media, where stars are born and created with silly dances and bullshit viral clips or memes, that lead to 30 million people watching their stories and deciding that person matters, so that they can get rich fast and move on with their lives….instead of dragging on the abuse of the internet, after choosing the wrong road, for the 3 people who accidentally landed here trying to find stepfather porn, which is a far more popular porn category than this site is….not that it’s a porn category but the advertisers seem to think it is…

What better way to appreciate the glorious website day than with a gallery of random chicks in bikinis being hotter than celebs in bikini, it’s the creator, gig economy and normies on the quest for fame are more important than the famous.

FUN.

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It’s cold. It’s dark. It’s miserable.

As we climb over crackheads in our northern urban setting….we have to remember that somewhere out there is a tropical climate filled with bitches in bikinis who we’re not staring at because of our life choices…which can either inspire us to make changes and leave our comfort zone as we chase the fucking ALOHA life…ENDLESS SUMMER SURF BRO shit…or we can just accept our fate and stare at all the bikinis on the internet to distract us from actually living, since it’s easier to get our bikini creeping through pics and videos on a computer or phone screen…

I mean what do you expect, to put actual effort into living your best life, what are you, some kind of over achiever…

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It may be Halloween and you may be overwhelmed with all the hot costumes that are coming out.

As a comicon nerd, you probably can’t handle seeing all the chicks dressed in various characters or concepts you jerk off to on the regular. I can’t relate, jerking off is for retards and it’s embarassing to think that people do it.

Not to mention, I may have a website which is pretty nerdy and that website should only cater to nerds of the internet with the right marketing, but that doesn’t mean I am a nerd who is into the nerd lifestyle, if anything, it disturbs me.

I’m more into a sluts in hot clothing, racy clothing on the regular, or most importantly, the swimsuit, which I think has helped turn the non whore into the whore.

There was a time that girls wore one-pieces, that only a select few would bikini, and now bikinis are their best performing content, no matter how fat they are, which validates them, their bikinis, and generates more bikini content that I don’t care bored of.

I guess I am a nerd, all virginal and pathetic when it comes to swimwear…here’s that round-up, not the pesticide that is turning the frogs gay, the other kind of round-up…

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I don’t live at the beach, I don’t live near a beach. I don’t know rich people with country houses or pools, willing to adopt me and I don’t have a car to drive out to some swimming hole, plus it’s fucking freezing here, so the bikinis or staring a bitches in bikinis has been pretty few and far between…

Meaning, I saw less than a dozen swimsuits this entire summer….and the ones I did see weren’t on hot chicks, it was on old ladies in the park….which had to fucking do because beggars can’t be choosers or some shit.

Meaning, my access to bikinis is so limited, that I get fucking excited staring at bikini pics, like kind of incel who first accessed the internet discovering that bitches are shameless and love putting out bikini content, despite the bitching the fate woke lesbians do when it comes to dude or brands using bitches in bikinis to market shit, because unlike me, they are just bitter that no one is inviting them to the pool parties or bikini experience because they are fat angry and no fun to be around….

I am not bitter about not being invited to the bikini party, because I have the internet and can deal with the swimsuits on my own terms without all the small talk and being asked to put my pants back on…

So here are some bikinis, worthy of getting excited over, even as a grown ass man over exposed to porn, because everything else in the world is pretty fucking miserable…..

LONG LIVE THE BIKINI SELFIE…

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I don’t know how I feel about the header bikini picture, because it’s a little too cartoony and terrifying. The bastardization of fat chicks by sucking the fat out of their stomachs and applying it to their fat asses disturb me. It’s some clown looking insanity that is not very human…

HOWEVER, I will not let that throw me off when it comes to girls being shameless in their bikinis, wanting that clout and attention that the bikini wearing gets.

The bikini pic is basically the foundation of the internet, definitely of social media and when the CIA was building this thing out, they knew how half retarded our half retard brains are, that we’d turn into babbling titty loving idiots drooling over bitches in bikinis, which just lures other bitches to get into bikinis, until we’ve seen so many bikinis, we end up gay.

It’s a conspiracy bro…..and here’s a random compilation of random bitches in random swimsuits that aren’t so much for the fashionable learning about trends, but more for the dude into staring at half naked chicks in swimsuits since they haven’t turned us gay YET….

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In a cold dark world, especially when going into the perpetual winter of Canada, where being a hermit who doesn’t see the light of day, buried in your off grid hobbit hole trying to stay warm until your creepy ass can emerge from the deep freeze, to creep on girls in their ever more revealing outfits as fashion and pornography merge more and mre….

The only way to entertain yourself through that survival is starting at pictures and videos of bitches in bikinis or swimsuits because they chose a better way of life than your frozen ass, knowing that one day in the next 7-9 months, you’ll be able to creep on bikini and swimsuits in person again….unless of course you finally succumb to the scurvy or whatever else those colonialists died of when taking the land from the indians….

You are an explorer and this is your inspiration for your future exploring….when the sun comes back out again…

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Sometimes I wonder where we would be as a society if we didn’t have the systems in place to take bikini pics, upload bikini pics, access bikini pics, of pretty much 99 percent of the population that has access to a fast enough internet connection to run their social media accounts from.

Every single woman who has put on a bathing suit in the last 15-20 years has uploaded it to the fans and followers, even when those fans and followers are just their immediate social network in real life, from the plumber to the contractor, the local deli counter clerk, to the kids’ teachers….oftentimes the more engaged audience members for the bikini pics since they have some skin in the game, and not just from rubbing it out too hard, shredding the cock apart to the bikini pics, but that too!

If we didn’t have access to bikini pics of everyone we’ve ever met and millions of people we haven’t met, we’d likely be in a far better place as a society, but it’d be boring and who wants that!

Here are some swimsuit pics to add fuel to the dumpster fire that is our life…

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I don’t know if bikinis make the world go round, but as a pervert, they are pretty important..

I think bikinis are pretty entertaining. Not that girls don’t dress slutty enough in their day to day outfits, I mean I spent the weekend staring at so much legging ass, now that WHITE GIRL PUMPKIN season has started…but bikinis are still fun to look at, especially on the internet when you can zoom in on them.

So one bikini season ends, another bikinis, and even the cold weather doesn’t deter the focused, driven and ambitious slut, because at least one of those bitches in leggings was rocking a sports bra with her tits hanging out…despite the cold weather like they don’t give a fuck….another one was rocking a sports bra under a jacket that she had open, because showing off her big tits was more important to her than her comfort and that’s something that’s been pretty consistent with the female hive mind….pain for looking as good as they can…

So yeah, despite it not being the BIKINI SEASON, girls are still half naked in FALL, and any of the real deal sluts are making money off the internet whoredom that takes them to far away tropical retreats, so that they can capture more bikinis in the off-season….

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The summer may be over for half of us idiots who live in the cold winter hell we live in for whatever fucking reason that makes no sense to me and I live through this shit, maybe the lack of sun feeds myth vitamin D deficiency and allows me to be the best troll that I cam be, by actually being a never leave the house troll…

Since the internet is life…and life isn’t real anymore, nothing is real anymore, but the bikini pics on the internet keep me scrolling and distracted from realizing we’re all fucking doomed!

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It is probably the most boring and uninspired era of pop culture, just a lot of idiots glued to their social media feeds, figuring out ways to get attention and go viral, so that they can turn their social media in their verion of QVC, which is either selling product, selling other people’s products, or selling their nudes, it’s just so fucking transactional….there’s no whores being whores for the sheer love of being whores, it all has conditions attached to it….making it BORING…like commercialized bullshit…

The only good thing about it is the sheer volume of half naked pics, that usually start with bikini pics and work their way down, because if if they are posted for opportunistic reasons, I can pretend it’s just a casual bikini pic for a little “I’m on vacation tell me I’m cute” and not for “pay me, but this shit I am selling, follow me, subscribe to me, you can sext me for money” bullshit…

Everyone self promoting…where’s the purist bikini pic on the internet….the no strings attach, just showing off my tits cuz I am insecure….

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