It’s some global warming shit, and despite it being hot as shit for a motherfucker who can’t afford air conditioning all dying, in part because my obese wife is sitting across the room from me totally fucking naked with ice cubes on her giant fucking gut and the smells that come off her are traumatizing, the kind of smell a homicide detective would write “you just never get used to it” in his memoir….

So yeah, my bikini experience is hardly a bikini experience because I’m not near a body of water, so I get the half naked short wearing, cameltoe, sheer tops on the regular, but not the more important bikini, which is even more revealing than underwear these days, because girls are whores who like showing off their thonged asses I guess, just not to me, but on the internet for all to see, it expands the audience or some shit.

Here are some random chicks in bikinis or bathing suits because that’s the kind of outfit that makes them exist on the online social media channels, without bikinis, so many of these whores out there would be lost, confused, unable to do brand deals or to sugar baby or sell nudes, so thank you for the bikini for their existence…

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Here are some pictures of random girls in random swimwear because this useless site has become a random relic of the titty blog past and bikinis were a staple in our existence….

Then social media became the titty blog replacement because girls are whores and like producing and posting self produced bikini photoshoots for attention…

Leaving the relic of the titty blog past to slowly die, in a sad way, because no one even remembers it existed because it just wasn’t that culturally relevant…

BIKINIS were our lifeline and OUR death.

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Surfs up motherfuckers.

I’m the kind of guy who would jerk off in the corner of the pool, you know a little fuck the pool jet while pretending to be doing aquafit with the senior citizens I am fucking the pool jet to, you know to justify my terrifying moans and screeching…

So, I’m into the whole bikini thing, even if bikinis aren’t naked, they’re half naked, and sometimes better than naked…

I am a believer that the bikini is the reason the internet exists, or at least social media, so with that….here’s some random ass compilation of swimwear because it is important!

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You may not really get to experience women in bikinis or any swimwear because you’re a fucking weirdo who women don’t want to be around, I can relate and that’s ok, but never take no for an answer, even if the system tells you to take no for an answer, because following the rules is for losers and taking what you want, or what you rightfully deserve is how you get what you deserve….and as far as I’m concerned, if that means jumping backyard fences and crashing pool parties in the suburbs, or hitting up some resort, make it fucking happen, the bikinis are skimpy on all girls, they wear fucking thongs to the beach and it’s incredible to see the slut behavior on a micro level, you see because I am an economist in the sense of tracking how slutty the normies get….and they get slutty…when middle aged office workers with fat mom asses are rocking thongs by the pool, you know the slutification of the normies is right where it needs to be…

Next stop…exposed butthole swimwear because normies love buttholes, it’s how they get their parasites!

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I am pretty repetitive, I realize that. One man can’t have enough thoughts to fill up a fucking website 5 days a week, 10 times a day, for 20 fucking years, it’s abnormal..

Not to mention, the only reason I update this fucking thing is out of habit, which I guess is arguably very similar to dementia ridden posts about the same shit with the same take…

This is a weekly gallery of bikini girls, or girls in swimsuits, swimming outfits, just not BURKINIS….because I like bikinis, I like swimsuits, I like girls stripped down to one layer of clothing between their cunts and my mouth, even if the only wet they are getting is by jumping in the piss filled pool.

The bikini is the only reason the internet exists and the internet is life, so thanks bikini, let’s look at some of you to keep things balanced for that sense of normalcy.

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Bathing suits make the whole world go round…at least on the internet, which for you virgin losers is basically the whole world, because without the internet, your masturbation practices would be far more criminal….especially when it comes to jerking off to bitches you work with and know, but on the internet, that shit is produced and fed to you with every bikini-clad beach vacation.

So here are some people posting swimsuits for no reason but to show off the swimsuits because everyone knows that’s the only thing people want to see a motherfucker wear.

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I may be of the school of thought that the best thing to wear to the beach is nothing, but that typically offends the moms on the beach and potentially gets you arrested, depending on what oppressive beach that turns their back on the true human experience of ridding yourself of the social constructs of man, like clothing…

I also don’t really believe that me naked on the beach does anyone any favors, not even myself, unless I’m sunning my asshole, in hopes of getting rid of the anal cancer by burning it off…

I do believe that girls should be naked all the time, beaches included, and I guess the swimsuit is as close as we get to that, so that’s what makes them so exciting and why they fuel the internet and social media.

We need these bikini pics for our survival….she here you go.

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I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, because repetition is not necessarily a sign of craziness, but it’s a sign of craziness, and I’m fucking LOCO bro.

But yeah, the bikini was the intro to so much internet whoredom, where ladies would see all the hype other girls posting bikinis got and want to post their own bikini pics to feel like they fit in….so they’d turn to health, wellness, eating disorders, starvation, LIPO, filters, fillers and the other trash on the internet all to be best prepared to put their best bikini pic forward, realizing how much traction they got compared to their other bullshit, realizing they should focus on that.

Even celebrities like Hayek are open about “My bikini pics do so well, you clearly like them, so here’s another bikini pic, even though I’m old as shit”….because bikini pics work, we’re perverts, they are exhibitionists and the stats and views validate them, and the stats and views on bikini pics are higher….so they realize “that’s the content stream, that’s the hustle, that’s the money”….and it’s a gateway to viral success, ONLYFANS success, Porn success…you know the dipping a toe into getting jerked off to while pretending it’s an innocent bikini pic, which is hot.

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The bathing suit is pretty much the foundation of the internet, along with hardcore free porn, but as an accessible level of easy and shameless but not overly shameless that it’s scary to produce content from basically all bitches who go on vacation, the bathing suit is responsible for social media’s success…..because every dude friended colleagues and old friends to see them half naked….not to see their shitty kids, their shitty gossip or life wins and losses they whine about….but the vacation pics…

I may be more keen on bathing suits because I live in a place where the only bathing suits I see are on fat chicks tanning because they are too old to give a shit, and not the hot chicks going to the cooler places than what I am allowed to go, where they wear those bikinis…so I turn to the internet….to celebrate the only article of clothing that matters, that inspires, that you can jerk off to knowing it’s outdoor appropriate yet still so slutty for the average chick to put on, yet they ALL put it on with ease….even the most prude bitch is totally fine slipping into a fucking g-string so long as it’s a bikini….like the fact it is a bikini makes it ok….and I’m into keeping that trend going!

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It’s the Fourth of July motherfuckers….

If you’re not in or around people in bikinis you’re not living your best independent life…sure you may be a dude and not accustomed to wearing bikinis, but in these modern times, that bikini wearing will allow you in the women’s locker room where you can see the women changing in and out of their bikinis, which is FAR more powerful than the shame your fat ass feels walking around in a bikini…

Remember, your ancestors fought for this independence, that I am sure is not actually independence at all, but at least they tell you it is….so that you have the right to be a racist, be a bigot, shoot guns, be obese, be transgender or any pronoun or gender you want, and all that other good old fashioned American shit….

I’m more of a traditionalist and satisfied with the bikini shit…

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