They say that the internet was created as a tool to track everyone on all levels of their life, from their conversations, their inner most intimate thoughts, their porn habits, their shopping habits, their locations, their bank accounts, you know as a mechanism of population control and manipulation through the data they pulled from everyone…..

But I like to think that the internet was created as a tool for chicks to post their bikini and swimsuit pics from vacation….which actually be a tool to get people to get onboarded onto the soul sucking, identity stealing, mind shaping internet machine, you know “post bikini pics, all retards will come like mice in a cage being rewarded so that we can get what we want out of them, oh and MAKE it free so that there are no barriers of entry”……but that’s far too dystopian for a wonderful phenomenon of SO MUCH bikini content being produced every day…..

Here’s a round-up of swimwear to start the day right.

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I just saw some old fat lady walking around the city streets in a bikini top…her gut sticking out, her sloppy tits hanging out of them in the least attractive possible way and I thought to myself “I fucking love summer, BIKINI SEASON”…..because even when bikinis are gross, they are life changing….or at least something to look at and sometimes that’s all we need.

Here’s some swimsuit girls I was supposed to post on Tuesday…

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Here’s a gallery of women in their swimsuits to remind you that you don’t have to go to the beach to see bitches in bathing suits, you don’t need to creep out on girls at the public pool to see bitches in bathing suits, you don’t need to break into condo complexes or private residences or health clubs with pools to see bitches in bathing suits….you can just kick back from the comfort of wherever the fuck you are on your screen and experience it through the screen…

One could argue that that access to bitches in swimsuits is detrimental to society, that it’s the foundation of all that is wrong in society, that bitches in bathing suits upload their bathing suits to get as much reach as they can with their bathing suit….all for lazy pigs at home who they probably don’t really want to seeing them in bathing suits if they knew how fucking weird we actually were….

I’d be one of those people, as I post a gallery of bathing suits, saying all these bathing suits are an ATTACK on our freedom by trying to keep us locked up at home, locked into a screen from our pod, getting a version of bitches in bathing suits, just not a real experience of bitches in bathing suits….IT IS ALL FAKE…PIXELS ON A SCREEN…>GET OUTSIDE AND GET YOUR HUMAN FREAK ON BEFORE HUMANS ARE REPLACED….

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As you may or may not know, the swimsuit is basically what keep the internet going…

It is responsible for Zuckerberg’s billions of dollars, he can pretend it’s due to his tech that gathers everyone’s data that he can re-sell and use against them, while conditioning them to think how he wants them to think, buy what he wants them to buy, and all that other shit….

BUT NONE OF THAT WOULD BE POSSIBLE….without the self starting whore and her bikini pics to make a dude say “I’m going to sign up to this tracking software disguised as a place to stay connected with friends because bitches post their bikini pics there”….

So here’s to the power of the swimsuit and the weakness of the average dude….that allows the swimsuit to be that powerful…

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Here’s our weekly reminder that the single most important clothing item in the history of clothing is not the wool jacket to keep you warm in winter, it’s not the fur jacket to keep you warm in winter, it’s not the oiled sheepskin to keep you dry in the rain, it’s not protective eyewear to protect you from dust storms, it’s not underwear to keep your nasty ass juices one extra layer away from the public, you biohazard cunt…it’s the bikini….

There’s just something about swimwear, the stripping down to swim, making it almost more exciting than being naked, actually in most cases, it is MORE exciting that full naked, and that’s why it fuels the internet the way it does.

Some of us grew up in an ice tundra and the bathing suit was a gift, a special occassion experience which probably makes me way too into bikinis, when I see one, I stop in my tracks to stare….every fucking time….but it barely works for me, and that’s ok….

Bikini all day bro…

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The swimsuit is just such an important part of American culture, that it could be argued that it is the foundation of American culture, from right of passage summer vacations where you got to see your first bikini, to that whole california dream of being on beaches with girls in bikinis, to moms on Oprah trying to buy the swimsuit that suits their old dumpy asses right, not quite as hot as the college chick at the mall buying bikinis that make her young tight ass more fuckable…..and the whole bikini voyeurism has been taken off the beach, or hiding in the Mall changing room and brought to us on social media, where we can still jerk off to them in public, just on your smartphone instead of actually creeping out the girl in said bikini….

This is a round-up of bathing suits, because people like to capture bathing suit content, maybe they workout for it, maybe they just like the bump in views, but if it’s half naked self produced content you can jerk off to, it’s a win….even if it wasn’t the intention of said content, probably even a bigger win if it wasn’t the intention of the content, even though it probably the intention of the content…

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I like to think that the only reason Zuckerberg owns half of Hawaii with his data mining platform that people don’t mind having their data mined from, is all because of the bikini…

There’s the idiotic rationale that people have about data mining, which goes a little something like “I have nothing to hide” or “they are watching me anyway through my phone, so why not just let them make billions off our backs”….not realizing that the DATA mining is not only invasive but the same data that has trained the AI to be smarter than you….

But that’s just the power of the bikini….

I remember an ongoing bar conversation I’d have when the SMART PHONE first happened, or when I first got mine, which was probably 5 years after the first smart phone happened, where I would say “imagine I told you that I’ll give you a device that listens to everything you say, reads everything you write, knows everything you search, every site you visit, every porn you’ve jerked off to, every woman you’ve said inappropriate things to while drunk, ever picture you’ve taken, every location you’ve been, including your current location” you’d think I was crazy, now people are buying this shit for 1000 dollars…..but hey, it will allow women to take and post more bikinis, which means you can view more bikinis, so it’s worth it…

Basically, we’ve given up our freedoms and live in tyranny all thanks to swimwear and I’m almost OK with it, cuz swimwear is HOT..

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They say that large bodies of water are good for the soul and the key to longevity, so if you have access to a beach, where you can look onto the wonderful soul cleaning therapeutic views that are supposed to ground you in some way, do it while jerking off to all the bitches in bikinis who are also at the beach.

The bikini, like large bodies of water, as long as they aren’t on large bodies, are as important to our existence or at least as important to our public masturbation habits.

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Here’s our weekly round-up of girls in swimwear for two basic reasons.

The first being that the bikini picture revolutionized the internet by being the gateway pics to nudes.

The bikini pic allowed the normie to realize that more people engaged with their slut content and that as more and more girls followed through chasing the likes, the more normalized and mainstream it became.

The second being that no matter how many bikini pics I see and no matter how many nude pics are out there, I still think bikini pics are worth staring at, always….

I think bikinis in human for or IRL for those of you who don’t realize the internet isn’t IRL….is also as inspiring as they will always be….because I am a dude and by definition of being a dude, loving bikinis is my duty, is my genetic programming….

So no matter how hard the women editorial staff at famous men’s mags try to turn their magazines into a homeless shelter of gross women in bikinis pretending to be bikini models like some kind of women’s retreat for divorcees trying to figure out how their life went wrong…on some self help kick that they are pandering too because they don’t want to be mean to mainstream normie women by celebrating hot chicks for dudes into hot chicks…

Hot chicks will still bikini and we can focus on that, instead of the insanity they push on us from the corporate level…

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People may not view me as some kind of trend setting fashionista, with my finger on the pulse of fashion, because no girls will let me put my finger on the pulse of their clit, you know to make sure that they are still alive, which for the record isn’t a deal breaker.

However, I am a fucking trend setting fashionista, now that all the big designer brands are trolling the marketplace with basically garbage bags, ripped and spoiled pants or shirts, and charging 10s of 1000s of dolars…

It’s the ironic t-shirt of the generation of overspending idiots who don’t realize they are being trolled….and I’m over here being like “I’ve worn plastic bags for shoes, rope for belts, soiled sweat pants and ripped clothing for decades, cuz I’m basically homeless”….so avant garde….TREND SETTER.

In being a trend setting, I like to observe the current trends in bikinis, because clearly, it’s important market research that I can jerk off to, which for the record is the best market research…

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