Sydney Sweeney isn’t necessarily the hottest girl out there, but she’s debatably the hottest girl created by the entertainment industry, where they took a top down approach to getting her famous, meaning they found her and invested in her, all while keeping her tits a secret….landing her small roles in big productions to legitimize her….and then getting her on Euphoria where they unveiled her big titties…in a “Why were they hiding those for so long”….at least to people like me who are aware of some of the young hollywood sluts being groomed to be stars….but for the rest of people…the tits are what put her on the map…

Either way, I like that she wasn’t just big tits on Youtube or Instagram that an agent jerked off to enough to decided to DM her with a representation contract….I prefer when the media or entertainment industry manipulate us by choosing the next big tits to jerk off to…rather than our sourcing them online and them getting in on it after the fact….it just feels like the tits are more premium and less digital marketing shameless tits and that makes them better…even if Hollywood fucking sucks….I don’t discriminate against tits, I mean I do…but I don’t…if you know what I mean…and I don’t.

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I genuinely like Sydney Sweeney…she’s got a hot body, monster tits, she didn’t come up in social media but instead just appeared in our lives thanks to the Hollywood industry still creating talent that they pull from who the fuck knows where, I’ll assume some laboratory or training facility in the desert somewhere that no one talks about, I mean they need their idols for you to fall for and listen to…and they need those idols to have big tits so that we all get sucked in and hypnotized…

For the sake of argument, let’s assume she randomly moved to LA to go to castings at 18, and it just sort of worked out for her….she lucked out amongst the 1000 of other girls going for the same thing….and that’s fine too…since we get to see them titties….they’re important titties….and I would assume those titties in both scenarios played a KEY reason for her celebrity…because tits get hits….they are the most powerful thing a girl could have…and she’s got a lot of em…

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Sydney Sweeney is the top titty actress of the year according to me. I am sure there are titty actors out there….we’ve seen a few…but not as fresh tittied as this one….because they were clever enough to keep her titties secret…rather than as a ploy to bait dudes in before swapping out their tits on IG to tits on OF….instead they said “THESE TITTIES ARE WORTHY OF THE A LIST”…

So she’s been on a bunch of hit shows, she’s in movies, she’s launced a production studio, has optioned and sold at least one book, with superstar french quebecker director….when she could have just been a titty model.

What an over achiever…..a bait and switcher…a “you think I am cute in the secondary guest role, but wait til you see what I am hiding under this shirt”….which I guess is the best kind of bait and switcher you can find..it’s like the titties just came out of no where…great surprise for all.

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I saw these pics of Sydney Sweeney yesterday, I don’t know what they are for, I probably should have posted them yesterday, since I am in the business of repurposing other people’s content instead of making my own, not that this is a business but you get what I am saying..

It’s like “thanks asshole” we saw that yesterday, you even linked it…

But I guess I am as mesmorized, impressed, happy about Sydney Sweeney’s big tits as the next guy…because I do remember her before EUPHORIA, you see FINGER ON THE FUCKING PULSE of pop culture, I know things before they happen so long as they have breasts…and usually after most people know things…but before the MASS population know things…It’s a weird place to be….

So I noticed her in her pre-Euphoria acting, where they hit her tits, so when they released her tits, I was like “YOU CLEVER HOLLYWOOD AGENTS AND YOUR HOLDING OUT THE GOODS FOR THE BIG REVEAL”….knowing they had a secret weapon in their back pockets because tits get a lot of hits…and she’s got a lot of tits….all while rocking a small frame.

She’s not insanely hot, no actors are, but she’s got those tits and that propels her to the top of the relevant acting charts in an era of “we’re all a bunch of perverts’…

So old news, doesn’t mean it’s bad news, when Sweeney’s young starlet on the rise has her tits squeezed together in a bikini top…

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Sydney Sweeney is the first celebrity created by the industry before becoming a half naked in her underwear showing off her tight big titty body in lingerie for money but not in a low level only fans kind of DIY way…but instead from a corporate marketing team level and when you look at her, you know it could have gone either way for her…she could have just as easily become an instagram sugar baby built like this….it would have been easy but instead she started at the top of the food chain…and ultimately still gets half naked so it all works out in the end….since this must be the end.

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Sydney Sweeney is really the only thing that matters in Hollywood, because it’s the only thing Hollywood has done right in a long fucking time….because they created her and surprised us with her massive tits…while other talent consistently thrown in our face that isn’t actual talent…but that have boobs they like showing off too….are created on instagram which is so pedestrian and boring…being a hot chick with followers and youtube doesn’t take much effort…being a hot chick who didn’t show her hot tits until she was 3 years into a low level celebrity career…..before she unleashed her massive tits for us to be “WTF ARE THOSE”…..putting her on the map….where she’ll stay because big tits matter bro….at least enough for RIHANNA to use them in her underwear campaign!

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Euphoria made an executive decision to not feature their hottest contestant in their weird COVID two episode edition of their show….but instead went the tranny angle …despite having been the catalyst for Sydney Sweeney’s tits to reach the mainstream pop culture analysts…she’s outgrown that Euphoria silliness and is onto bigger and better things for herself and her tits…including this brand deal for her social media where you know girl is getting seriously fucking paid.

Now I don’t think Sweeney is the best actress, but she’s got a great body and she’s been in some legitimate projects, so I feel she’s more important that other big tits on a tight frame of instagram…

I typically defend influencers over mainstream celebrities, because I think it is hilarious that they’ve been able to basically find huge money and audience on their own using social media…while mainstream hollywood had dicks in their asses letting it happen….

Instead of creating their own HOLLYWOOD version of INSTAGRAM to cash in on, they decided to ignore instagram, barely use instagram, until it became the norm….without it you don’t exist…I know because I don’t use it and I don’t exist..but I support the independent….the self starter…the influencer….no matter how lame they are….

SO….

It makes me laugh to see the PAUL brothers fighting legit athletes….it makes me laugh that Hollywood is scrambling and giving Bella Thorne and other popular on social as many jobs as they can cuz they want the views…and I don’t care if a TikTok star headlines a shit movie…yes TikTok is garbage…but people like it…and these people won at it…so pay them…or suck up to them because they are better at it than you…HOWEVER it’s not that hard to be good at social media…so now that Hollywood’s figured it out, they are building up what I am sure they think is rightfully theirs because they are famous….and I am all for it, more slutty content for us…

SO….

In thinking influencers are great because they devalue the mainstream, it’s tiring to only see influencers win, and Sweeney managed to pull through the mainstream and exist because of her mainstream work….only to turn to IG to show how easy it is…at least when built like this…she’s built the way you’d want things to be built…

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Big titty jiggle for a paid post..Sydney Sweeney, like a stripper, knows when to maximize the ROI from those big young tits….

Syndey Sweeney’s getting paid motherfuckers…the new starlet who had a breakout year is now securing the brand deal money this time with Spotify, because that’s what happens when you’re trending and when the industry finally realizes, 6-7 years later than they probably should have realized…but their heads are up their elitist asses and ignore that thousands of self made influencers were making more money than some of the media networks…this isn’t new…I mean youtubers making 100 million dollars…was a real fucking thing…but instead of lowering their celebs to be a peasant of social media they tried to be high brow but are now circling back and claiming that shit for themselves…until social media becomes just another vertical or media outlet or TV station that brain washes us…because they can’t have regular people out here producing content that it too hard to manage or control.

That said, I support Sydney Sweeney’s success and her big tits that may be responsible for her success….since her acting is kinda shit…but her tits are great…and I’ll accept that trade off…

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I like to hype up Sydney Sweeney because I don’t think she gets enough hype being a trending celebrity with awesome tits created in Hollywood….

I liked going against the grain, calling girls people find hot garbage, it’s been a 16 year project…but Sweeney, despite her boring acting, has these massive tits on her small frame or at least fit frame which is enough to make me drink the Kool Aid and think nothing but good things about her…

In this booty shot, because she’s multi-talented and more than just tits…the actress asks:

“ps i never know what to do with my hands”

I know what you’re thinking “FIST MY ASS WITH THOSE HANDS IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO GET ANY SENSATION OUT OF MY GRAPEFRUIT SIZED PROSTATE”…..but there’s plenty of other things she can do with her hands…likes spread her ass….or grab her tits…or squeeze her nipples…I mean if she needs someone to direct her IG pics…I’d be more than happy to be hired to do that…as long as it comes with room and board included!

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