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2019

19

Dec

Top 10 Girls in Latex of the Day

Skinny Kelly Brook
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I once knew a guy with a LATEX Fetish…

I partied with him once in some small town that he drunken drove us to…only to get more wasted and drive back even drunker than we left…so drunk that I felt it was a bad idea…when I don’t find anything to be a bad idea….but as a man with no car stuck 2 hours out of the city because I linked up with some an asshole who wanted to get a handjob from a stripper at a strip club that I knew they did that kind of thing because that’s what happens at stripclubs in those remote areas ….leaving me thinking “I’m going to die…and I deserve it for being such an idiot, thinking this was a good strategy”….but I survived as I apparently always have so far…..and on that drunken drive home he opened up to me about Latex fetishes, and how he has three or four latex outfits in his closet that he makes random girls he meet try on, cuz it’s the only way he can cum….and because cumming on the latex is apparently the best thing ever…which makes sense since he was a latex fetishist…and the whole thing was pretty fucking weird….

I never saw that dude again, but I am sure he remains a latex fetishists…and this post is for him!

Sarah Harding

Rita Ora

Rihanna

Nicole Scherzinger

Kylie Minogue

Katy Perry

Kate Beckinsale

Beyonce

Angelina Jolie

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2019

14

Nov

Top 10 Instagram Instagram Nudity of the Day

Instagram girls like to complain that LIKES and VIEWS are being deleted so that they can’t show off their reach to their fake followers enough to get brands interested enough in giving them 500-15,000 dollars for a post that no one actually cares to see, click on, or by…but that’s the infomercial side of social media…

Instagram girls also like getting naked on social media to get their fake followers, fake like counts up….because Zuckerberg runs a weird brothel of sex workers using his platform to get their tits seen and get their tits paid…

So here is our top 10 finds in instagram nudity today..because thank god for exhibitionist sluts…

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2019

06

Nov

Top 10 Hard Nipples of Instagram of the Day

These are straight from the instagram machine owned by Zuckerberg and all his shareholders, who knows, maybe you have shares in facebook thanks to your financial planner thinking it was a good buy, so you too may be a pornographer you distances himself from being a pornographer because the girls involved aren’t getting paid to post there tits, they aren’t even in conversation with the Facebook people about posting their tits, they are just working it for free as that weirdo cashes the fuck in…

I guess in a way it is modern slavery, that may be offensive to actual slavery, since it involves sitting on camera with tits out and not being raped and killed off while treated like animals for the the sake of American Cotton and Sugar….back when doing things at home and not in China made sense….because of the slavery…off setting the slavery to third world countries so that we can all wear our 100 percent cotton Walmart socks.

The world is confusing and inconsisten…but here are some titties!!

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2019

29

Oct

Top 10 Vagina Moulds of the Day

The feminist empowerment of labia has been one of the funnier movements I’ve seen blossom like the flower in the panties that they are celebrating….in recent years…

I remember being in High School and asking giglrs if they had INNY or Outty vagina, it was one of my key questions, that would sometimes end in “I don’t know, you tell me”…to which she’d flash me, and I’d offer to eat her out and good things would happen, regardless of whether she was an inny or an outty or an inbetween….

So I carried that vagina interest into my adult years and never really thought much about whether I preferred meaty to slit, other than most slit pussy is on fat chicks….and I always ran things as a volume game…the more you ask, the more response you get…and as the internet happened I’d just cut and paste that question to anyone I could…I even had a feature on this site called “DRAW YOUR VAGINA AND DeSCRIBe it in 10 words or less”….which was very innovative at the time, it was feminist when I was being called misogynist, pervert intentions, but so is all this feminist shit…

I discovered in my lifelong work in pussy, that girls with meaty pussy are about 75 percent insecure about the pussy. I know girls who keep panties on and won’t let a man eat them out….sex is sliding panties to the site to avoid showing the dangle…you know the same girls who need to spread before sex so that the sex doesn’t snag the inner lip and get it pulled up inside themselves which each thrust…

Then the media would go on about how porn pussy and playboy pussy gave girls complexes about their pussy, despite my having seen some mangled fucking cunt in porn, and sure I watch granny porn and laugh at the childbirth wounds coupled with the loosening and weakening of the elasticity of the skin….shit is weird…

Anyway, these meaty pussy girls who feel shit about their meaty pussy have found each other and made a movement of meaty pussy….and to celebrate meaty pussy they have meaty meetings, they paint their pussies, they draw their pussies, they mould their pussy to put on display and feel empowered, cuz without an insecure hate your own cunt body attached to the cunt, it’s just a cunt, that you can see for its natural cunt beauty or make the move and get a labia reduction surgery cuz some meat is too much meat….no matter how often you promote it….

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2019

24

Oct

Top 10 Hottest Athletes of the Day

# 1 Australian triple jumper Tay Clark – This girl is kinda all mouth but skinny and we like it.
Top 10 Hottest Athletes Tay Clark

#2 Surf Goddess and possible mermaid Anastasia Ashley
Top 10 Hottest Athletes Anastasia Ashley

#3 LGPA Golfer Muni He – Ok Muni with the white panty leg spread
Top 10 Hottest Athletes Muni He

#4 USA Track and Field Chari Hawkins
Top 10 Hottest Athletes Chari Hawkins

#5 Surfer Molly Kirk – surfer’s have the best bodies
Top 10 Hottest Athletes Molly Kirk

#6 Track and Field Evie Erikson – Hot, Skinny and Blonde.. and can run away from you.
Top 10 Hottest Athletes Evie Erikson

#7 Italian runner Gaia Sabbatini with the mile long legs
Top 10 Hottest Athletes Gaia Sabbatini

#8 Russian Gymnast Nastia Liukin – the name…
Top 10 Hottest Athletes Nastia Liukin

#9 Surfer Alana Blanchard being slutty
Top 10 Hottest Athletes Alana Blanchard

#10 – Olympic diver Ingrid Oliveira – Low on the list on account of her shitty tattoos
Top 10 Hottest Athletes Ingrid Oliveira

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2019

22

Oct

Top 10 Instagram Nudity of the Day

Girls enjoy getting naked on instagram…for whatever reason…whether it is daddy issues or just into having a good time for the people of the internet…because they know they are hot, or feel hot, or want to be hot….cuz that shit gets them paid…and without them doing this kind of shit….the world would be a darker place…however I have confidence in the mind of a whore….that they would find a way to get seen…cuz they love to be seen..

@ashleyarianolah
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@anastasiyaanikina
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@biancaghezzi
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@cindyprado
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@deisy_leonn
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@gold.gypsy
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@kaliforhnia45
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@lilyermak
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@noelle_life
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@VEGILATES
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2019

18

Oct

Top 10 Wet Panties of the Day

Fuck Yeah..

The internet and all of its participants…are fucking perverts just trying to get ahead, or get off, and it’s wonderful to know that this is our priority as a society…get as nude as you can, in as high concept which isn’t that high of a concept shoots, so we can all jack off… without feeling like obvious sluts…despite being obvious sluts…cuz everyone is doing it.

Normalize the wet panty pics for all of us to enjoy all the wet panty pics…

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# 10 – Not necessarily wet but an EPIC cameltoe we had to include..
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2019

15

Oct

Top 10 Female K9 Handlers of the Day

1 – ISABELNIKE
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2 – An unknown Member of the IDF
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3 – Michelle Palner
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4 – K9KARMA
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5 – K9BENNY
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6 – K9JAX
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7 – nanabanana
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8 – Chrissybrown
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9 – 2mals1dutch
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10 – Suzette
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2019

23

Sep

Top 10 Fishing Girls of the Day

I once met a dude in the early internet days who was launching an online Fishing Tournament. That was his big idea because he had NEVER fished in his life, but he knew that fishing was the number 1 sport in the world, and if he locked this idea in, he’d be a billionaire….

I don’t know if that guy ever became a billionaire, but like I said it was early internet and my big idea was “celeb titty blog that isn’t ad friendly or content normal people will ever embrace”….so I’d like to think that idea worked out and led him to others and like so many people I have met in this internet blogging world who didn’t offer me equity or shares in their companies but who have gone onto be rich as fuck….cuz NO HANDOUTS for the pervert blogger no one takes seriously….

But I do know that this is my attempt to take his lesson on Fishing being the ultimate in clickbait, especially when there are sluts in bikinis doing the fishing…I mean how can a fishing dude, who LIVES an BREATHES and loves fishing…the guy in the wicking long sleeve shirt, Oakleys, khaki shorts, sandals and a visor, rocking KEY LARGO harder than KEY LIME pie….resist tits in bikinis doing what they love….

You are that guy, and here is that clickbait…

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2019

20

Sep

Top 10 Instagram Nudity of the Day

LOOK AT THESE 10 GIRLS GETTING NAKED ON INSTAGRAM FOR THEIR ART…BECAUSE THEY ARE “ARTISTS”….or whores, depending on your opinion on PROSTI-THOTS who think getting naked is a better strategy than being a respectable lady who keeps it in her pants….you know cuz she was raised right and saves it for the highest bidder, or the special people that deserve it…

But instead they want to show EVERYONE, putting it out there for free to all the people who want to look, cheapening them by default…all in hopes of getting followers and an audience…

Works for me..

I’m not some Jesus freak just cuz my name is Jesus….I am not some prude who hates sex workers or nudity on the internet. I am just someone who appreciates a build up, not ANAL on the first encounter. If you’re giving everyone the nudes, it doesn’t make me feel so special when I get the nudes.

I am all for girls getting naked, but there’s just so much of this content, it blends into each other and stops mattering.

If women can’t even get naked to get ahead…they got nothing left to work with. They’ll have to find new tactics, maybe get education or a skill.

Cuz all these girls are doing is making getting naked a standard practice and when it is standard practice…dudes won’t give a fuck when it happens. They’ll look…but they won’t get sucked in.

It’s about the MIND fuck girls…you know like that song…

Sex is a psychological thing….visuals are just part of it…but the MIND man…that’s where seduction really happens. Every got a pussy they can spread but there’s no DEPTH….stop selling yourself short..have higher expectations for yourself.

That said, I’ll still look….

1 Alex Feldman
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2 Jennifer Auada
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3 Blissance
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4 Emma Kotos
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5 Shot by Nokiolay Ivanov
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6 Always Believe in Love
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7 Lola Bunny
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8 Victoria Broshkina
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9 Kim Anett
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10 Trinity Blair
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