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2019

02

May

Top 10 Instagram Mirror Selfies of the Day

Top 10 Instagram Mirror Selfies

We live in the selfie generation of narcissists who like to take pictures of themselves. They are limited in how they can take selfies, either with their arm, with a front camera designed in all phones specifically to selfie, cuz that’s how selfie obsessed people are, with a selfie stick…or my favorite…a mirror….

It’s the only way to get that panty, half naked, look at me now, right now, I’m so hot, without having to ask someone to take the pic for them…

So these girls, Like clockwork, post mirror selfies…on the regular…

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2019

30

Apr

Top 10 Instagram Ass of the Day

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These are some of the best asses we found on instagram this week….because instagram is a porn site owned by Mark Zuckerberg, who along with wanting all the money in the world, also got all the access to the hot chicks and their DMs that he can personally go through on a daily basis and see what kind of conversations they are having, and what kind of nudes they are sending…you know put himself on the BCC motherfuckers….there’s no way he doesn’t do that…there is no way he doesn’t personally log into his favorite celebrity’s account and see the conversations they have as he robotically jerks himself off…

It’s just interesting that I post this and I’m a porn site that ROCKSTARR GAMES won’t advertise on…I’ve literrally been rejected by them for being too hardcore when they have a game that involves cunt punching hookers…

Yet Instagram promotes this, a publicly traded company and it’s fucking all good for the shareholders….

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2019

23

Apr

Top 10 Biggest Tits of Instagram this Week of the Day

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2019

28

Mar

Top 10 Girls in Leggings of the Day

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Leggings….

A glorious invention that I remember from the 90s….when they started making their way into the mainstream…when leotards weren’t just for the queers in theatre club at your school…

An article of clothing where you are able to see the gateway to a woman’s soul, allowing them to walk around pretty much half naked, while being considered clothed…something women seem to love and embrace…anything to let the world see them as naked as they can get without being deemed a whore…

Fun….

Leggings…

Something you see every time you live your house, because everyone fucking wears them, they are so fucking popular….only now, in these racier times you also get to see full pussy definition…as the leggings get smaller and the women get bigger….

These are 10 pics of girls in leggings that we randomly came across and like to use as a reminder that just outside our houses, at the local Walmart or Gym…leggings exist….making all these celebrity bitches…virtually obsolete…real life is far hotter.

So get out there to the mall, or any public place…and stare at the leggings clad asses.

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2019

01

Mar

Top 10 Hottest Female Athletes of the Day

Anastasia Ashley the worlds hottest surfer
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Beatrice Negretti Vollyball titties
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Caroline Wozniacki the Tennis Player thats way hotter than GENIE
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Jacinta Beecher a runner with strong thighs..
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Jamie Robbins– the hotter Volleyball player
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Karolina Pilskova slutty tennis player
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Lucy Robson big titty golfer
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Paige Spiranac another big titty golfer
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Paige VanZant is hot and and kill you
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Rossella Fiamingo hot fencer
Rossella Fiamingo

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*Honourable mention: Taylor Agost – Volleyball
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2015

25

Nov

Top 10 Star Wars Gifts for Black Friday of the Day

Halloween is over, so it’s almost Christmas, am I allowed to say that it’s Christmas, in this era of distress, where Starbucks gets slandered by the non-Christians who feel oppressed by the Christian world they live in and shouldn’t be exposed to….

You or someone you know is probably a what I call a Virgin loser, but what you probably called a Star Wars fan…which is probably 99 percent of you, as Star Wars is the most anticipated, highly marketed, overrated bullshit to ever exist…but it made George Lucas a billionaire, so I guess it can’t be that bad…right?

So with the help of my friends at TheGadgetFLow Here are the Top 10 Star Wars gifts according to me…yes I hand picked every last one of these fuckers….even though I hate Star Wars and think it is all that is wrong in the world…but I guess I’ve had sex with girls before…so I can’t relate…

Some of these gift ideas are pretty good though…

1- the Star Wars Millenium Falcon Drone
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2- Star Wars Droid
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3- Light Sabre Chopsticks
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4- AT-BT Boombox
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5- Star Wars Toaster
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6- Lightsaber Umbrealla
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7- Lightsaber Thumb Wrestling
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8- Star Wars Car Decals
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9- Relic v@ Cross Guard
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10- Death Star Ice
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2015

12

Jan

Top 10 Pictures of Girls Vaping of the Day

Our friends at TheKindPen…helped us compile a list of the top 10 pictures of girls vaping…because in the event you don’t have any idea what is going on in the world…vaping is a massive fucking trend…with vape stores on every corner of every city and small down alike…because people love the shit…and I’m not just taking pot smokers, dab smokers, hash smokers..I’m talking cigarette smokers trying to quit, and flavored vapor smokers who just like sucking on mint or cherry flavored air….the shit is fucking out of control…so with any trend that is out of control…comes hot pics of hot girls posing while doing it…making the whole thing highly erotic…

Here’s 10 babes with their VAPES….

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2014

24

Oct

Top 10 of The Demi Moore and Her Spawns of the Day

So it looks like the Demi Moores all got together for some photo exhibit featuring Rumer Willis…naked…

But Demi, being Demi was more interested in pointing at penises on her T-Shirt…because penis is what made her happen, but what also made her little Demi Moore’s happen…

She was really excited about the dick on her shirt…

So she made everyone else wear it…

Unless that was part of the event they were at…everyone had to wear the same shirt…I guess that would make more sense than Rumer Willis’ monster face…or that any man under 40 would get this close to Demi…

Because she is the devil..

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2014

03

Oct

Top 10 Australia’s Next Top Model Premiere of the Day

Want to know something that I find terribly fucking boring….two models who are past their prime on the red carpet of some launch party for some obscure market version of a hit show – that they have been hired to host – even if they barely have ties with said obscure market country – but agreed to because of TV time

I figure if you’re a has been model figuring out your next steps, TV is definitely the logical option, you know if you want to stay relevant and keep working, despite all the money you and the billionaire you landed have…

I prefer seeing them in fashion nudes…

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2014

04

Aug

Top 10 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Premiere of the Day

1- Megan Fox’s Robot Face

2- Minea Noji’s Bootypop to Let people know who the fuck she is…

3- Bella Thorne’s Booty Pop to Let People Know She’s More Important than Minea Noji

4- Some Chick name Ginny Gardner – cuz I like Gin…and all alcoholic beverages really

5- Bella Thorne’s Side Profile – Because Really all That Happened at the Premiere..

6- Unless you consider Megan Fox Something…

7 – Her Handler from 90210 – who caged her and seeded her does…he’s always close by…as she silently screams for help

8 – I thought Michael Bay hated her – that’s why he fired her – you know cuz he likes his girls to look more like gutter trannies…

9- She shoulda been grabbing her ankles…

10 – This Guy!

Bonus – the couple who thought it was a Mexican confirmation/ 90s Prom…

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