I don’t know if this has really made the Internet rounds yet, because it was emailed into me, and I never do background checks, but it made me laugh because it’s some kind of twisted shit that I wish I had come up with or wish I had executed for the website instead of some shitty radio show.

I have never made a mother and daughter make out. I have never fantasized about a mother and daughter hooking up in front of me, but I did used to think about one of my girlfriend’s daughter who was in college and would wear her panties around the house like I was in that movie Lolita. I did know a guy who used to to slam his girlfriend’s daughter when he would show up for dinner a couple hours early, but that shit is standard and probably happens all the time, but making out for shitty tickets to a shitty white trash comedy show is pretty much next level and only happens in places where shitty white trash comedy show tickets are considered a prize, a white trash place we should all move to, if ugly fat sluts who like donuts is your thing.

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I have no idea who Jenny Powell is and that means I have no idea when these pictures were taken but I do know that I like girls in bikinis, or any bathing suit for that matter, but that’s because I am a pervert. I remember a long time ago while sitting by a pool I snuck into, four 300 pound women came in wearing their old lady one pieces and looking a complete fucking disaster but clearly had a love for donuts. There skinny friend who was rocking a tight revealing bikini came running up behind them, she was about 250 pounds. I like that she felt like she had the right to dress sexy cuz she was so skinny compared to the people she hung out with, when in reality, bitch shoulda been in a table cloth covering her disgustingness up. Here’s Jenny Powell.

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I like to go to the strippers on table scraps monday because all the strippers who made money on the weekend aren’t around to get in the way, I am drawn to the struggle and it makes for a good time because everyone knows they are desperate and they can’t run their whole “I am too hot to dance for you” bullshit.

This bitch’s name is Tiffany Mulheron and I have never heard of her but now I have seen her tits…she is probably too hot for you and if this was monday night at the strip club, she’d probably have the night off…

Check out her myspace HERE

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I feel dried up and dried out a lot like this bitch, only because she’s hit menopause but still shows the world her old fat tits.

A girl just emailed me pictures of herself shoving a dildo in her box and it was encouraging because girls generally don’t email me. It’s not that I can’t seduce them with this site, it’s that they don’t know what I would do with the pictures. At least that’s what I tell myself, even though deep down inside I know I have 10 readers all of them virgins. I am convinced that these pussy pics are major fakes because she asked me to put them up in my stepLINKS, I said when my they say drunkenstepfather on them, we’ll talk, because I am a nice guy who isn’t about to exploit some girl who let her asshole boyfriend take pics of her and now that she’s fucking his best friend, he’s trying to get revenge. I am a nice guy like that but in my mind I still got cunt shots and feel like a fucking hero. That was the whole point of this site and now I may be in love. I am that easy.

Here are Reba McEntire’s Tits…

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I feel dried up and dried out a lot like this bitch, only because she’s hit menopause but still shows the world her old fat tits.

A girl just emailed me pictures of herself shoving a dildo in her box and it was encouraging because girls generally don’t email me. It’s not that I can’t seduce them with this site, it’s that they don’t know what I would do with the pictures. At least that’s what I tell myself, even though deep down inside I know I have 10 readers all of them virgins. I am convinced that these pussy pics are major fakes because she asked me to put them up in my stepLINKS, I said when my they say drunkenstepfather on them, we’ll talk, because I am a nice guy who isn’t about to exploit some girl who let her asshole boyfriend take pics of her and now that she’s fucking his best friend, he’s trying to get revenge. I am a nice guy like that but in my mind I still got cunt shots and feel like a fucking hero. That was the whole point of this site and now I may be in love. I am that easy.

Here are Reba McEntire’s Tits…

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I admit that I may be a shitty celebrity blogger because I don’t know who any of these bitches are. I was never into tracking when Lohan wiper her ass or ripped a line. I never cared who Britney or Scarlett Johannson was fucking. I didn’t even know who half the bitches I talk about were before the site started but I do know that when I go to the other sites I get offended at how shitty their content is. Whether it’s Perez talking about how amaing he is, or the other virgin bloggers talking about how slutty some celeb is, I just don’t give a fuck. These people fucking suck and that’s all I have to say about that. I know I may not have made it clear how drunk I was, but I am fucking wrecked.

Speaking of wreck, I went to the strip club and saw some total wrecks doing their thing. One of the strippers was a girl I was checking out at Subway. I knew I had seen her before, but wasn’t 100 percent on it

Too bad these pics aren’t HQ so that you can zoom in and jerk off to the 1/8 of an inch of nipple you can see, or maybe to her birthmarks on her arms you sick fuck.

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I admit that I may be a shitty celebrity blogger because I don’t know who any of these bitches are. I was never into tracking when Lohan wiper her ass or ripped a line. I never cared who Britney or Scarlett Johannson was fucking. I didn’t even know who half the bitches I talk about were before the site started but I do know that when I go to the other sites I get offended at how shitty their content is. Whether it’s Perez talking about how amaing he is, or the other virgin bloggers talking about how slutty some celeb is, I just don’t give a fuck. These people fucking suck and that’s all I have to say about that. I know I may not have made it clear how drunk I was, but I am fucking wrecked.

Speaking of wreck, I went to the strip club and saw some total wrecks doing their thing. One of the strippers was a girl I was checking out at Subway. I knew I had seen her before, but wasn’t 100 percent on it

Too bad these pics aren’t HQ so that you can zoom in and jerk off to the 1/8 of an inch of nipple you can see, or maybe to her birthmarks on her arms you sick fuck.

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This bitch, Jennifer Lamiraqui is some exotic French Model who is rockin some lingerie. I have seen these pictures before but I don’t know where. I blame my stepLINKS for fucking up my bloggin’ game. I never know what I’ve linked or when I have linked it. I feel dumber than the stripper I was chatting up tonight who looked like she was 60 but was wearing a corset. Her stage name was Alexandra, one of the hotter names available to some white trash whore who has 4 kids with 5 different dad’s but she went by it anyway. She tried getting a dance out of me, but I wouldn’t have it, because if I’m there for fantasy, a 40 year old slag can’t cut it, no matter how good she looks in a corset.

Now look at how good this girl looks in Lingerie and when I sober up in the morning, I will consider revisiting this post to make it make more sense. I figure 10 readers a month is enough for me to leave it at this. Cuddles.

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Her name is Miss Virginie and she is an FHM girl who either did a porn in her past or since her FHM fame, but I guess when it was done doesn’t really matter because we are looking at her getting stuffed like a turkey either way….

I had a video of Scarlett Johannson acting like she was having an orgasm but I couldn’t figure out how to upload it because it was some file I had never heard of and it further proves that I have no business running a website. I keep on writing about nothing and 10 -15 people keep reading but I think my content’s getting pretty fucking dull. I have been doing this for 2.5 years and I only have so many fucking stories that I can remember, maybe I have writers block or I had a stroke, but I was out walking around all day and remember thinking about a few things to write about and I can’t fucking remember what it was. So watch the video while I re-group with some booze and thoughts of all the dirty french whores that live near me and who aren’t making these kinds of movies for me. Cuddles.

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WInnie Cooper was one of those sluts on shitty 90s TV who wasn’t really hot but everyone thought they were because that’s what they were told to think, because she was the focal point of the show.

I remember meeting kids who loved The Wonder Years and would always get hard for this bitch who never really appealed to me and still doesn’t. It’s one of those things that if she’s some lame kid’s crush on TV, she must be hot and even if you don’t think she’s hot, you feel like you should because TV tells you that, but I see ugly chicks everyday that dudes are all about and they still remain ugly.

Either way, she’s hotter than anything I’ve ever banged, but that’s not saying much considering all the girls I have slept with were the girls no one wanted. They had ailments like rashes, to obesity, to diabetes, to crack addiction, to really really big feet so my opinion doesn’t really matter and you are an idiot for reading this.

I think it’s time for me to switch focus from Lohan to this slag, because she is older, more dull, less attractive and totally not my type, but I am sure she is the type of person who would call the police on me because of the shock of having any attention sent her way…police calls equals Access Hollywood, and Access Hollywood equals fame. Do the math asshole.

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