I don’t know who this bitch is, but look at her bikini line, it’s all kinds of stubbly goodness that i just want to rub up against my face and land a rash, because my heath issues aren’t irritating enough as is when I think I have to fart and next thing you know I am changing my fucking socks, provided I am not too lazy, it’s a liver issue.

The whole point of this post was going to be about how I find bush fucking cool, not my wife’s bush because she hasn’t trimmed since I met her, which doesn’t really matter because her gut hangs over it and I like to pretend she doesn’t even have a cunt, but that’s not where I am going with this…. I wanted to say that a fully bald vagina is too easy to maintain, all a bitch has to do is bic the shit like she was a 25 year old frat boy with male pattern baldness hoping girls don’t realize or Howie Mandell. If bitch rocks a landing strip, she’s a little more porno star and I can deal with that more than I can with a fully bald pussy, because it takes maintenance and work. If bitch gets it done at the Asian bikini wax place down the street, she’s just doing what all her friends are doing or what she thinks guys really want, and there’s nothing sexy about that. I am looking for a girl with a full bush that I can run my fingers through, that blows in the cool autumn breeze, that has a mind of it’s own, that can house crabs because crabs are a dying STD and lots of fun if you’re into having little itchy friends…

I think that if a bitch I’ve never heard of puts on a bikini with stubble like that exposed, you can be pretty convinced that behind those bikini bottoms she’s rockin’ a bush I want to see.

I think I am rambling on about nothing, it happens.

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Here are some pictures of some slut who isn’t wearing a bra rockin’ a bit of a see-thru shirt which is good enough to get posted on this site, even though I have no ideal who this bitch is, other than her name confuses me to type and threw off my whole train of thought.

I am used to my train of thought being thrown off, partially because I am ADD and not in the Nicole Richie medicated way, but in the way that my brain feels like a puddle of fucking puke from drinking too much for my liver to handle…maybe I should have stopped drinking years ago, but if I did I wouldn’t be here typing this for you, I’d be working in Middle Management, answering my emails from my Blackberry while lying in bed with my wife that I love in our suburban home…Instead, I hate my fat wife and she’s destroyed me as a man by taking away my ability to have an erection….

Being impotent has made me want to rock Viagra for the last couple of years. I know it’s something people are doing recreationally while jacked-up on coke, but I never did it and the thought of having a raging boner for 6 hours is amazing, but know that my penis is broken from emotional trauma of witnessing my wife’s vagina and it’s not because my prostate is the size of a grapefruit… I do remember as a teenager I’d get hard watching the Brady Bunch or even riding my fucking bike and now the fear of getting hard because of the risk of having her 400 lbs mount me like I was her moterized fat person scooter is enough to turn me into a gimp….

At least it makes me less threatening when I follow girls down dark alleys.

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I can’t believe my life has come to looking for pantylines on bitches I have never heard of to post for 15 people while trying to write something worth writing, but then I realize that I really have nothing better to do with my time, so I guess it all works out. I also realize that nothing I write is worth reading so I could drop some shit how I can’t believe that me finding pantylines on bitches I don’t know is actually the highlight of my day because Wednesdays is wash my wife day. It takes about 3 hours to scrub her down, she has a pretty extensive surface area and maneuvering herself in and out of the top and reaching all the hard to reach areas that you’d rather not reach s something that you have no choice but to do otherwise infection will set in but at least it has disgusted you and ruined this image you wish you could maintain of a woman being something you want to explore from head to toe, but after experiencing this shit once you never really found that feeling again…and now that you have been doing this for 3 years strong, it’s pretty much killed every male instinct you once had, so all of a sudden, lookin’ for pantlines ain’t all that bad after all. Enjoy.

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I can’t believe my life has come to looking for pantylines on bitches I have never heard of to post for 15 people while trying to write something worth writing, but then I realize that I really have nothing better to do with my time, so I guess it all works out. I also realize that nothing I write is worth reading so I could drop some shit how I can’t believe that me finding pantylines on bitches I don’t know is actually the highlight of my day because Wednesdays is wash my wife day. It takes about 3 hours to scrub her down, she has a pretty extensive surface area and maneuvering herself in and out of the top and reaching all the hard to reach areas that you’d rather not reach s something that you have no choice but to do otherwise infection will set in but at least it has disgusted you and ruined this image you wish you could maintain of a woman being something you want to explore from head to toe, but after experiencing this shit once you never really found that feeling again…and now that you have been doing this for 3 years strong, it’s pretty much killed every male instinct you once had, so all of a sudden, lookin’ for pantlines ain’t all that bad after all. Enjoy.

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Zuleikha Robinson is my Dream Girl like Jennifer Hudson, only difference is, I’ve never heard of this slut before, but I have seen her tits and now so have you. I was thinking about some funny shit I saw today, but my fever totally fucked with my head and made me forget anything worth mentioning, which is probably a good thing, because let’s face it, nothing I mention is really worth mentioning, it’s what your dad may call hogwash, oh right, you don’t have a dad, he ran out on your family before you were born and wanted nothing to do with you, maybe being the dad you never had is my calling in life, but I doubt it.

I was reading a story about a cam girl who had 6 cameras set up in her house for members to log in and watch, but the bitch was stupid enough to openly talk to people about where she lived, and I am talking specific street addresses and not just the name of a fuckin’ state and one day some random dude found her in the grocery store, got down on his knee and proposed. When she asked him who he was, dude went crazy and beat her up…now aggravated assault on a woman isn’t funny, but this is the fucking Internet and if you’re flaunting your tits around you should expect to run into some fucking weirdos. That’s said, feel free to send in pics of your tits, I won’t propose to you or even track you down, I am a pretty lazy stalker, and there’s no way your tits are even worth the effort…

Either way thie Zuleikha bitch is rockin’ pasties, she’s nothing but last week’s table scraps to me now…maybe Jennifer Hudson will eat them up, seems like she’s into eating..

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t’s Monday and things are moving fucking slow…I really haven’t got anything interesting to say, but then again, I never really do. I was thinking about writing about the girl who made me lunch and her new found born again virginity or her co-worker who was talking about how she wants to film herself banging her boyfriend but doesn’t want to see herself in compromising positions, but figured that wasn’t an amazing story. It is pretty much the only excursion I have gone on all day and the rest of the time was spent here on the couch….

I do think that my wave of success has tsunamied a village, meaning it’s done and it’s gone. I always get emotionally attached to getting lots of traffic, emails, interest from other sites, but it usually comes in waves and ends abruptly. Today, I am no longer being linked around the internet and my dreams of fame are washed away, but at least I have you….

In efforts to keep you happy, because I really care about what you think, I bring you my links…

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My site still sucks. I left to take my stepdaughter to the dollar cinema because it was her Valentine’s Day Gift. It cost me 2 dollars so don’t think I am rollin’ in it cuz I am takin’ my girls to luxurious places the whole night cost me $2. One the way I came across a solid Daydream video as I watched some homeless lookin’ motherfucker digging through the bags outside the Salvation Army. That homeless lookin’ motherfucker was me. When I got home, if you can call this rat hole a home, I saw that the site was down and it made me cry on the inside. You’d think after 5 days of hell, I be able to deal with it, but it’s just a constant struggle.

On a positive note the stripper who I tried pimping out for a date about a month ago and who blocked me from IM about a day less than a month ago, messaged me to tell me the site wasn’t working for her. It’s nice to see this crisis bringing people together. It’s like the tsunami in this motherfucker…now stop trying to steal my jokes.

Here are my links…CUDDLES.

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