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2007

25

Feb

I am – Antonella Barba’s Slutty Pics of the Day

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It’s sunday and my site is fucking garbage. It’s not working at all. I think it’s crashed 10 times in the past 12 hours and I don’t know how to fix it cuz I am an idiot.

Speaking of idiots – here are some updated pics of Antonella Barba from some site that is exploiting her and tagging the shit out of the pics crying for traffic and recognition like most sites do. She is the American Idol Slut who I want to see win because to me she represents every girl in the USA today, showin’ their tits to the world wishing and dreaming of one day being famous…

I am hungover it is 4 pm and I was on webcam chat til 7 am today, it was more interesting that crawling into bed with my wife. Sunday’s is the morning she sleeps in so I do what I can to stay the fuck away as long as possible. I’d like to thank my new Hungarian webcam sluts for making it happen and to reader number 12 for gaving me a free password. My life may not be amazing, but it’s better than yours, which isn’t saying much. Fuck yourself and fix my site. Cuddles..



Here are her blowjob pics…. GO

Update – Those Blowjob Pics aren’t her….

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2007

25

Feb

I am – Antonella Barba's Slutty Pics of the Day

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It’s sunday and my site is fucking garbage. It’s not working at all. I think it’s crashed 10 times in the past 12 hours and I don’t know how to fix it cuz I am an idiot.

Speaking of idiots – here are some updated pics of Antonella Barba from some site that is exploiting her and tagging the shit out of the pics crying for traffic and recognition like most sites do. She is the American Idol Slut who I want to see win because to me she represents every girl in the USA today, showin’ their tits to the world wishing and dreaming of one day being famous…

I am hungover it is 4 pm and I was on webcam chat til 7 am today, it was more interesting that crawling into bed with my wife. Sunday’s is the morning she sleeps in so I do what I can to stay the fuck away as long as possible. I’d like to thank my new Hungarian webcam sluts for making it happen and to reader number 12 for gaving me a free password. My life may not be amazing, but it’s better than yours, which isn’t saying much. Fuck yourself and fix my site. Cuddles..



Here are her blowjob pics…. GO

Update – Those Blowjob Pics aren’t her….

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2007

24

Feb

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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My stepdaughter is annoying the fuck out of me. She is making me pretend I am Chrstopher Reeves by wrapping her legs around my neck. It makes typing this hard but she’s wearing a mini skirt so it’s all worth the headaches…

I was invited to go ice-fishing today and I put on my ice-fishing hat because being from Mexico makes me pretty inexperienced when it comes to ice fishing. I have issues getting off my couch and I felt like babysitting so it all worked out in my favor I guess.

Speaking of favors, I went around the internet and found some links of what’s going on as a favor to you…So click on them, asshole.


Hot T-Shirt of the Day
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Kyra Dances in her, ummm….
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A few slutty dresses on people I don’t consider famous
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Tyra Banks Grabs Katherine Mcphee’s Tits
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Selita Ebanks in Complex Mag, She’s a VS Model….
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Antonella Barba Updated Slutty Pics
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95 Pages of College Girls on Flickr
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Whole Lot of Aria
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Her Name is Charlotte Stokely and She’s a Pornstar, here are Her Pics
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Some Dude Filming His Friend Fuck
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Some Black Dudes Singing Phil Collins on the Paris Metro, Because Phil Collin’s is Gangsta
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Everything you ever wanted to know about that slut Cory Kennedy
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Hot Japanese Crotch
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Jamie Lynn SIgler in Arena Magazine
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Katherine Mcphee Music Video – Over It –
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Penelope Cruz Like You’ve Never Seen Her Before Part 1
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Erika Shows Off Her Thong
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Penelope Cruz Like You’ve Never Seen Her Before Part 2
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Asian Fetishes are Dull But Click This if You Heart Asians
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Antonella Barba Sings
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A little Lucy Lawless For you Virgin Comic Book Losers
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Someone Claiming Jennifer Aniston is Naked on the Beach, We All Know It’s Not Her…
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Beautiful Agony Video
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Says No To Nude Scenes Because She Has a Penis
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Sophie Howard is a Nurse
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Michelle Hunziker Tied Up in Fox Mag
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College Girls Fighting in their Panties
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Some Oscar Street Interview Video
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Shake That Ass Video
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A Little Hockey Brawl Action because This Site is a Sports Site as Of this Link
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Another Beautiful Agony Video
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Jenny McCarthy in FHM
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Brianna Frost is a Cam Girl
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Some Insane Asian Action
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TIla Tequila Takes a Bath
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Ana Beatriz Barros
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And Another Beautiful Agony Video
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Nasty Girl Video
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Keely Hazell Topless
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Cam Girl Victoria
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Sex in the Bathroom Video NSFW
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And Even Another Beautiful Agony Video
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Buy the Spray Get Yo’Self Laid, Send me the Used Condom, If you Even Use one Dirtbag..
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2007

23

Feb

I am – Drew Barrymore’s Bikini Pics of the Day

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I fucking hate the merchants in my part of town. I went to get cigars a couple of nights ago, only to be overcharged, and that pissed me off so I threw them back in the asshole’s face and demanded my money back. Then I went to a shitty restaurant for 3 dollar chili because I am never too poor for chili and the fuckers were sold out. So I went to a sandwich place around the corner and they closed at 2:30 because it’s friday and the lazy whores want to go home and watch Tyra or some shit, so I went to another sandwich place and they were out of fucking bread, because I guess having bread isn’t a priority when you sell fucking sandwiches so I ended up at a corner store where I bought a can of tomato soup. I feel like there were more annoyances but I’d rather talk about Drew Barrymore.

She’s busted like an old pick-up truck, she wears her bikini as decent as any fat dude wears a bikini and she looks a little better than she did a few weeks ago, but that’s like saying your shit today was sexier than last weeks shit because shit is always shit and will always be shit and no matter how nice it feels your shit is never pretty…except the time I hadn’t taken a shit for a week and thought I was dying, when i finally unleashed the beast, it was a pretty heavenly experience, unlike these Barrymore pics but her ass is probably about as dumpy as mine. CUDDLES.

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2007

23

Feb

I am – Drew Barrymore's Bikini Pics of the Day

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I fucking hate the merchants in my part of town. I went to get cigars a couple of nights ago, only to be overcharged, and that pissed me off so I threw them back in the asshole’s face and demanded my money back. Then I went to a shitty restaurant for 3 dollar chili because I am never too poor for chili and the fuckers were sold out. So I went to a sandwich place around the corner and they closed at 2:30 because it’s friday and the lazy whores want to go home and watch Tyra or some shit, so I went to another sandwich place and they were out of fucking bread, because I guess having bread isn’t a priority when you sell fucking sandwiches so I ended up at a corner store where I bought a can of tomato soup. I feel like there were more annoyances but I’d rather talk about Drew Barrymore.

She’s busted like an old pick-up truck, she wears her bikini as decent as any fat dude wears a bikini and she looks a little better than she did a few weeks ago, but that’s like saying your shit today was sexier than last weeks shit because shit is always shit and will always be shit and no matter how nice it feels your shit is never pretty…except the time I hadn’t taken a shit for a week and thought I was dying, when i finally unleashed the beast, it was a pretty heavenly experience, unlike these Barrymore pics but her ass is probably about as dumpy as mine. CUDDLES.

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2007

23

Feb

I am – Mischa Barton Smokes for You of the Day

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This whole week has been about fetishes. People writing into me about how they like to get fucked in pantyhose, guys sending me video clips of teen dancing around in bikinis that I am sure they are sending to me because they jerk off to them not because they watch them because they like watching young girls have a good time. Other girls wrote in about older guy fetishes or banging d-list celebrities and DJs and as I discover the world’s sexual dysfunction or hyperactivity, I still hold the original website fetish closest to heart. Horny Lohan Wanker, my loyal reader who loves watching bitches smoke..this post is for you. She’s missing the red lipstick that you love, and her cigarette is hand rolled, but it still fucking counts. I can tell it’s not weed cuz the smoke’s not thick enough. You’re welcome.

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2007

23

Feb

I am – American Idol Blowjob of the Day

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I am tired of people saying that these American Idol sluts don’t have talent. I can’t really tell if bitch sucks a dick proper because whoever sent the pictures in decided to turn his dick into a cartoon character which is pretty fucking funny because I don’t understand what the fuck dude’s trying to hide, we can all see your size and girth, is there some kind of tattoo or birthmark that she’ll recognize you by…Reality is that I am pretty sure she knows whose dick was in her mouth when the picture was taken, and that is what her talent is…letting a boyfriend take dirty pics of her that will get her thrown off Idol and ruin her dreams. The ultimate revenge.

I guess this could always be a PR stunt to draw attention to her or to the show like she was Paris Hilton, maybe that’s Ryan Seacrest’s dick and he’s just not ready to reveal it to the world yet…overall, who fucking cares.

This post is via IDLYITW – if you didn’t notice by their OBNOXIOUS FUCKING TAGS they used to ruin the images and stake claim on them so no one steals their content that isn’t even their fucking content to begin with. I am tired of branding pictures to try to put yourself on the map.

Oh and her name is Antonella Barba and she’s a total slut. Let’s hope she wins because she’s a little more interesting than Ruben.

Read her IDOL Interview and put it into the context of her giving blowjobs (loves to eat, likes to kneel and pray, etc) – Thanks Reader number 7

Here are uncensored pics….My site keeps dying and I have no idea why. I was told to take down the pics cuz there is no proof they are 18 in them. So I did. But lucky for you – they are uploaded here.

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Update – those blowjob pics aren’t her – See the full porn set that was ripped off here GO

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2007

23

Feb

I am – Patricia Heaton See-Thru of the Day

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It’s 6 am and I just spent 2 hours trying to figure out how to add a song to my fan sign video of the day. I got a little overly excited about that whole email and I just carried that excitement over into this post, which isn’t so exciting.

It’s some old pictures of Patricia Heaton, who I think was on Everybody Loves Raymond, a show I fucking HATE rockin’ a see through shirt.

I was talking to this girl about what makes something funny, because I never find myself laughing. All the viral videos I see get millions of views and suck fucking dick harder than you pretend your Sailer Moon action figure would if only she came to life at night, you fucking weirdo. Anyway, I was just trying to figure out what makes a motherfucker famous and what makes an executive think a motherfucker has something marketable about his lame ass piece of shit humor.

I even watch sketch comedy that everyone cums from laughing so hard when I am really fucking broke, too broke to entertain myself and don’t even smile…I think I am jaded to funny, or you just don’t know what funny is…

Funny to me at this particular minute is a bitch in green who is in her 40s showing the world her nipples..which goes to show you that no matter how washed up you are or how lame your career has been, you can alway be a loose in the hips whore. Cuddles.

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2007

23

Feb

I am – Fan Sign Video of the Day

I started this website a long time ago with not many expectations. I did it because there was nothing better to do with my time. Overall, I am pretty fucking useless. I remember looking at all the other sites that get bitches to send them in topless pics with the site written on their naked bodies and I thought my time would never come. I always kept the dream going, knowing that one day a girl would fall for my grade 3 level writing and useless sense of humor. Today is that day.

This girl is from a site called JuliesRoom.net. I don’t know if she’s sending these video clips around the fucking Internet like the town whore that she is, but hopefully with the other sites she at least learns how to spell her name properly. Reality is she gets naked on webcam and dances around, and doesn’t need to know how to spell but it would be nice.

Even those these seem like pure promo for her site with their logo on the side, I still feel like I have reached the top of the internet website ladder and I can only go downhill from here. I added the great soundtrack and took my spin on camgirls cuz I am video editing crazy like that.

I also got these stills, where my URL is misspelled, she probably sent it in for traffic, but life is about giving and taking and if I could it up, I’d probably jerk off to this, not because I am easy to please, but because seeing your website on a girl is the same feeling as cumming all over her face. It’s still a fucking achievement. Cuddles.

Point of all this is to say that even though she may be dumber than bricks and unable to write her name in a mirror, she’s hotter than any of you or anything any of you have ever tried to roofie up and drag home….because you’re a motivated virgin who tries to take action when in a manic phase…

I assume more of Julie can be found HERE, I didn’t check out her site yet. That’s just the kind of asshole I am.

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2007

22

Feb

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am watching the O.C. Season Finale because my one channel has it on. I am pretty happy that this shit is finally over because I think it ruined every now 19 year old girl in the world. I wish nothing but failed careers to all of them, except maybe Summer because she’s got hot stripping potential. This show is destroying me right now and they are making lame jokes about “teen drama’s draggin on forever” and shit like that. Pretty fucking amazing writing…They are crying about Mischa Barton being dead, one chick had a baby, 2 gay guys sold their house, they moved their wedding to San Francisco, Summer dumped Seth because she didn’t want to settle for comfortable, Dude tries to stop the wedding, but since the wedding moved to San Fran, he called in instead. Ryan Has sex and Julie Cooper goes back to college. They do some look into the future segment where they are all graduate school and Summer and Seth get married which is really fucking likely and Ryan works in construction. The final scene is him asking some down and out kid if he needs any help in reference to how the Cohen family helped him out. Amazing. I have been watching this show since it started, I’ve always only had one TV channel…

Speaking of amazing writing, I got this message. I think it’s pretty obvious that this sick fuck wrote this to me, pretending to be an 18 year old girl and it is about how to seduce my stepdaughter. I am glad my readers are disgusting….

give her a back massage…it’ll turn her on then you can ask her if you can tickle her stomach and eventually she’ll want your hands down her pants let her drink with you before you do it though it’ll make her horny as hell anyway ill talk to yuo later

Here are my links for the day:


Carmen’s Sexy Cherry
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Hot Naked Chick Playing Tennis
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Some people hate Janet Jackson’s tits and think they are gross, I think they are Hotter than No Tits…And No Tits is the Story of Your Life, So Enjoy…
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I fuckin’ HATE drunken frat boys and I don’t undestand how they get laid…
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I LOVE BOOOBS! Is the name of this video, I didn’t name it or watch it for that matter…I like to pretend I am too busy…
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Some Chick Named Crissy Moran Naked and Posing
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Very Old Stadium Handjob Video That is Still Funny to Watch
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Jordan Capri doing a striptease video…Old But Hot…
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TMZ Ripped Me Off
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Hamada Inn
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Young Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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This was my Jane Fonda video
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Dangerously Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Cuz Girls on Toilets is my New Porn
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Sex, Lies, and…
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Family Feud Disaster from God Knows When….
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Female Ejaculation Video Because I find it Fucking Sexy
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Something about Best Actresses and Showing their Breasts
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Lesbian Chick Photo Series
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Hot Ass Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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This Article is Called the Prisoners of You Tube and It’s About The People Who Can’t Ever Live Down Their Viral Video
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Some Hot Big Breasted girl Adjusts her Insanely Low Cut Shirt on National Yugoslav TV
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Tarantino Talks About How Gay Top Gun Is…
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Hot College TIts
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Funny Homeless Man Prank
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Oscar Pictures of the Day
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O.C. Is Finally Over, But It’s Already Done It’s Damage and Ruined Today’s Youth…Here are Pics of One of the Sluts…
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Megan Fox is Married to Brian Austin Green from 90210 and That Makes Her a Fucking Loser
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Men Free Tourism…
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Some Chick Named Shana Prevette Showing Off Even Though I’ve Never Heard of Her
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Serena Williams Lookin’ Hot
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Hot Big Brother Upskirt
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Neighborhood Voyeur Because Being A Voyeur is What I Am…
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Christina RIcci Talks About Wearing Her Panties on Set…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Hot Bodypainting Video
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Panty Picture of the Day
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Huge Russian Fight Video
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Bai Ling Sitting Strong…
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Zini Link of the Day
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Black Lace
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Remember That Getting Laid’s Never Been This Easy…
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