I hate people who go to rehab, because addictive personalities need addiction to survive and addictive personalities who have addictions that make them fun like liquor, drugs and sex are people I like to be around. People with obscure post-addiction addictions are boring as shit with their addiction to the bible, not having sex, not drinking and chain smoking with other addicts in coffee shops at 4 am. So I figure it’s better to rave to the grave than be a total cunt everyone hates.

Speaking of cunt, these are outdated Britney Spears in rehab pics. She shaved her head because K-Fed told her they could find out she was a drug fiend by taking a hair sample. So she went insane on herself.

I am sure you’re hearing enough about this on every other lame blog, and I know these pics are already all over the internet, I am slow, get used to it. If you really wanna bitch to someone, tell your friends how slow I am on stories and maybe those motherfuckers will come visit my site to see if you are telling the truthand boost my motherfucking traffic…..Unfortunately, I know you don’t have friends.

UPDATE – Britney’s left rehab again – already – amazing.

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My traffic is shit. It’s back to what it was last fall. All this daily updated shit for nothing but heartache and pain. I can only assume all the sites linking me decided that today would be they day they all stop, but I’m not that much of a pussy. If I had a site that made me money I wouldn’t link to this waste of space either…

That said, I still haven’t figured out my stepLINKS but I’ll keep working at it. I’ve been thinking about starting a new series called shaving a hipster. I know that these girls all have massive unwashed hairy box and think it would be a good move for content. I am creative like that.

So if you’re actually reading this, I’d tell you to tell your friends about the site, but it’s not really worth it. What is worth it is to convince them to get girls shaving their bush on camera and sending it my way. Cuddles.

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I heard Reese Witherspoon broke up with her husband and like any recently broken up girl she’s hit the treadmill. Bitch has probably cried away 10 lbs and jogged off another 10lbs and emotionally starved the last 10 lbs off, and I am not complaining. She’s back on the market and no one wants a fat washed up mother of 2, Oscar winning slut with baggage on their hands, except for me, but you all know I’d get with anyone to avoid my wife….

Speaking of washed up, I was watching Robin WIlliams the other day, not by choice but because my neighbor leant me his DVD. If you’re wondering why I have a DVD player it’s pretty basic, I found it in my garbage room and some Asian dude I know made it work. I just had to give him a cigar. Anyway, the DVD was RV and Robin Williams dropped my “Christmas Miracle Line”, if you read this site you’d know that I drop that every once in a while, well not anymore, he’s ruined it for me because every time I go to type it from now on, I will see his motherfucking face saying it and that’s just not how I role…or roll…or it doesn’t fucking matter…I am not very good at much, a lot like Robin WIlliams since he quit coke….I like addicts and that’s all I have to say about that.

Here are the pics of….Reese Witherspoon . Her stupid last name made me forget what I was writing…

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I am all slow on posting today because I had about 16 dollars lying around my place, I know that may sound like a lot of money to some of you, but if you’re not a fucking loser, which we all know you are, you would know that 16 dollars isn’t much. I ended up wandering the streets and came across some Monday night $5 for everything college bars. I was going to oder some food because I haven’t eaten in 2 days but decided on getting 2 pitchers of beer. I tried convincing the group of fat chicks at the table next to me to let me pour beer all over them on video like this was a stepSHIRT video, but they told me to fuck off and went back to taking pics of their fat selves giving each other PEACE SIGNS. SLUTS.

I left and went to some store and got $5 worth of cigars that I realized weren’t cuban even though they are called Havanas. The night was a major disappointment, I feel like your mom did on your 30th birthday when she had to come to terms with the fact that you were never getting a job, never moving out and your RPG addiction was the closest thing she’d ever have to grandkids….

Here are the pics of Jennifer Ellison’s Bra and Tight Body…I have no idea who she is – I guess I could have googled her. Google’s got my stupid self by the balls….This pictures are probably old, ,I’ve probably already posted them, but my life is like groundhog day, even though I never saw the movie, everything looks the fucking same…

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I am all slow on posting today because I had about 16 dollars lying around my place, I know that may sound like a lot of money to some of you, but if you’re not a fucking loser, which we all know you are, you would know that 16 dollars isn’t much. I ended up wandering the streets and came across some Monday night $5 for everything college bars. I was going to oder some food because I haven’t eaten in 2 days but decided on getting 2 pitchers of beer. I tried convincing the group of fat chicks at the table next to me to let me pour beer all over them on video like this was a stepSHIRT video, but they told me to fuck off and went back to taking pics of their fat selves giving each other PEACE SIGNS. SLUTS.

I left and went to some store and got $5 worth of cigars that I realized weren’t cuban even though they are called Havanas. The night was a major disappointment, I feel like your mom did on your 30th birthday when she had to come to terms with the fact that you were never getting a job, never moving out and your RPG addiction was the closest thing she’d ever have to grandkids….

Here are the pics of Jennifer Ellison’s Bra and Tight Body…I have no idea who she is – I guess I could have googled her. Google’s got my stupid self by the balls….This pictures are probably old, ,I’ve probably already posted them, but my life is like groundhog day, even though I never saw the movie, everything looks the fucking same…

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Here’s a video I saw yesterday of Anna Nicole but couldn’t figure out how to embed. I realize that I can’t be the first on shit when people like TMZ exist, but I was never really the first at much…

She’s rockin’ clown paint and has no idea what her boyfriend is saying, she doesn’t even know she’s being filmed. Bitch is 8 months pregnant in this shit and obviously jacked on something, but I can help but think how amazing it would be to dress my wife up like that and watch her try to fit on the toilet. It’d be like our very own circus and my excitement would probably make these posts worth reading….

This is an email I just got…proving that my readers fucking suck.

Jesus,

I hate your website, or blog, or whatever you call this collage of bullshit. I hate it soo much that I continue to read it.

This make me feel dirty. Like the time I sat in Santa’s lap and he wiggled something up my ass hole. I liked it, but I’ll never go back to the mall again. Instead, I will just visit your stupid fucking website.

To close, it brings peace to my heart to know that there are people who waste their entire days researching and posting meaningless entertainment.

I only criticize if I can develop something constructive. So here it is: please post a series of Mr. Wizard experiments wherein the participating children are permanently injured or mauled by an experiment gone wrong. That would be redeeming to the everyday bullshit you post.

Also, please reduce your consistent ten readership to 9. Even though I consistently read your bullshit, it would be miscalculation to include me in your holy 10. And, nine is just a better number than 10.

Fuck you, and keep up the shitty website. At least you can claim you have a purpose in life.

Santa’s little lover,

Spence

I didn’t read the whole thing, but I am thinking this dude’s a little too Kimveer for me. I don’t understand his Wizard comments, and I try to stay away from vampire freaks. if I could control readers like it was a nightclub, I’d probably leave him at the door and call the police.

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I got hit by the paparazzi today. They sent me a cease and desist on the Tara Reid bikini pictures stating that I don’t have the right to post them, but could if I paid them. They obviously don’t read the site, no one really does but I have enough problems paying for liquor and liquor is a hell of a lot more important than Tara Reid pics.

Either way, I was trying to make peace after they slandered me in my comments by linking to some of their pics in my stepLINKS (LOOK RIGHT and UNDER THE BANNER), but I guess my traffic isn’t enough for them. Not very surprising, it’s really not enough for me either so I understand the concern.

Anyway, they want to take me to court like I was Perez over some cunt that is more worthless to society than you are, and I really can’t fight them so I may be taking the pics down, because court suck….

If you’d like to contact the editor of the company for more information feel free to:

This is the guy who fucks with every celebrity, everyday. Pretty much the scum of the earth. He just made 500k off the Anna Nicole Death Video. He’s fucking classy. Cuddles.

Here are a few links, because you’re still not used to the stepLINKS on the right…

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Tara Reid is living proof that when you’re a millionaire who doesn’t deserve to be a millionaire because any blond chick with no talent could have acted in the shit movies she’s been in. I am convinced that you could have thrown on a blond wig and pulled off her parts better than she did, but that’s not the point, the point is that she’s turned her life around and when you have millions of dollars to spend on 5 years of drugs, drinking, plastic surgery, seeing the world and hiring the best therapists in the world, it’s probably pretty hard to do.

I am a hurt bag and resent people with money, only because they can afford to do all the things I want to do. I’ve considered taking on some jobs to start contributing to the household and society so that I can do all the shit that normal people do, like go to restraurants and vacations and maybe even lease a car, get a TV, get cable, but I don’t think I have it in me. Working seems so boring and I had a good weekend running off no budget. I went to the local theatre at noon and bounced from movie to movie all afternoon. I met all kinds of cool 16 year old Asian kids in the arcade. I don’t think they liked me trying to butt in on their games, but maybe it’s just a cultural thing….

Point of this post was to say that Tara Reid’s new plastic surgeon fixed her up proper, her disgusting stomach and tit job is lookin’ pretty tight, especially since she’s in her 30s. So if you take anything away from this post, I want this paragraph to be it. All the other shit before this was fluff and no one likes fluff, except maybe you when you jerk off thinking about how badly you want to be a fluff girl while wearing your mom’s panties, you sick fuck…CUDDLES….

I had to take down the pics for the cunts at SPLASHNEWS but you can find them here, cuz SplashNEWS doesn’t seem to bother with the sites that make $20,000 a month running sites half-heartedly. But me and my 10 readers are a fucking threat to them…Assholes…

1- DLISTED
2- TheSuperficial
3- IDLYITW
4- HollywoodTuna
5- PEREZ

To see splashnews slander me in my comments last week – GO

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Tara Reid is living proof that when you’re a millionaire who doesn’t deserve to be a millionaire because any blond chick with no talent could have acted in the shit movies she’s been in. I am convinced that you could have thrown on a blond wig and pulled off her parts better than she did, but that’s not the point, the point is that she’s turned her life around and when you have millions of dollars to spend on 5 years of drugs, drinking, plastic surgery, seeing the world and hiring the best therapists in the world, it’s probably pretty hard to do.

I am a hurt bag and resent people with money, only because they can afford to do all the things I want to do. I’ve considered taking on some jobs to start contributing to the household and society so that I can do all the shit that normal people do, like go to restraurants and vacations and maybe even lease a car, get a TV, get cable, but I don’t think I have it in me. Working seems so boring and I had a good weekend running off no budget. I went to the local theatre at noon and bounced from movie to movie all afternoon. I met all kinds of cool 16 year old Asian kids in the arcade. I don’t think they liked me trying to butt in on their games, but maybe it’s just a cultural thing….

Point of this post was to say that Tara Reid’s new plastic surgeon fixed her up proper, her disgusting stomach and tit job is lookin’ pretty tight, especially since she’s in her 30s. So if you take anything away from this post, I want this paragraph to be it. All the other shit before this was fluff and no one likes fluff, except maybe you when you jerk off thinking about how badly you want to be a fluff girl while wearing your mom’s panties, you sick fuck…CUDDLES….

I had to take down the pics for the cunts at SPLASHNEWS but you can find them here, cuz SplashNEWS doesn’t seem to bother with the sites that make $20,000 a month running sites half-heartedly. But me and my 10 readers are a fucking threat to them…Assholes…

1- DLISTED
2- TheSuperficial
3- IDLYITW
4- HollywoodTuna
5- PEREZ

To see splashnews slander me in my comments last week – GO

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