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2007

20

Feb

I am – Reese Witherspoon Tight Pants…of the Day

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I heard Reese Witherspoon broke up with her husband and like any recently broken up girl she’s hit the treadmill. Bitch has probably cried away 10 lbs and jogged off another 10lbs and emotionally starved the last 10 lbs off, and I am not complaining. She’s back on the market and no one wants a fat washed up mother of 2, Oscar winning slut with baggage on their hands, except for me, but you all know I’d get with anyone to avoid my wife….

Speaking of washed up, I was watching Robin WIlliams the other day, not by choice but because my neighbor leant me his DVD. If you’re wondering why I have a DVD player it’s pretty basic, I found it in my garbage room and some Asian dude I know made it work. I just had to give him a cigar. Anyway, the DVD was RV and Robin Williams dropped my “Christmas Miracle Line”, if you read this site you’d know that I drop that every once in a while, well not anymore, he’s ruined it for me because every time I go to type it from now on, I will see his motherfucking face saying it and that’s just not how I role…or roll…or it doesn’t fucking matter…I am not very good at much, a lot like Robin WIlliams since he quit coke….I like addicts and that’s all I have to say about that.

Here are the pics of….Reese Witherspoon . Her stupid last name made me forget what I was writing…

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2007

20

Feb

I am – Jennifer Ellison’s See Through Shirt of the Day

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I am all slow on posting today because I had about 16 dollars lying around my place, I know that may sound like a lot of money to some of you, but if you’re not a fucking loser, which we all know you are, you would know that 16 dollars isn’t much. I ended up wandering the streets and came across some Monday night $5 for everything college bars. I was going to oder some food because I haven’t eaten in 2 days but decided on getting 2 pitchers of beer. I tried convincing the group of fat chicks at the table next to me to let me pour beer all over them on video like this was a stepSHIRT video, but they told me to fuck off and went back to taking pics of their fat selves giving each other PEACE SIGNS. SLUTS.

I left and went to some store and got $5 worth of cigars that I realized weren’t cuban even though they are called Havanas. The night was a major disappointment, I feel like your mom did on your 30th birthday when she had to come to terms with the fact that you were never getting a job, never moving out and your RPG addiction was the closest thing she’d ever have to grandkids….

Here are the pics of Jennifer Ellison’s Bra and Tight Body…I have no idea who she is – I guess I could have googled her. Google’s got my stupid self by the balls….This pictures are probably old, ,I’ve probably already posted them, but my life is like groundhog day, even though I never saw the movie, everything looks the fucking same…

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2007

20

Feb

I am – Jennifer Ellison's See Through Shirt of the Day

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I am all slow on posting today because I had about 16 dollars lying around my place, I know that may sound like a lot of money to some of you, but if you’re not a fucking loser, which we all know you are, you would know that 16 dollars isn’t much. I ended up wandering the streets and came across some Monday night $5 for everything college bars. I was going to oder some food because I haven’t eaten in 2 days but decided on getting 2 pitchers of beer. I tried convincing the group of fat chicks at the table next to me to let me pour beer all over them on video like this was a stepSHIRT video, but they told me to fuck off and went back to taking pics of their fat selves giving each other PEACE SIGNS. SLUTS.

I left and went to some store and got $5 worth of cigars that I realized weren’t cuban even though they are called Havanas. The night was a major disappointment, I feel like your mom did on your 30th birthday when she had to come to terms with the fact that you were never getting a job, never moving out and your RPG addiction was the closest thing she’d ever have to grandkids….

Here are the pics of Jennifer Ellison’s Bra and Tight Body…I have no idea who she is – I guess I could have googled her. Google’s got my stupid self by the balls….This pictures are probably old, ,I’ve probably already posted them, but my life is like groundhog day, even though I never saw the movie, everything looks the fucking same…

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2007

20

Feb

I am – Anna Nicole was a Crazy Clown Video of the Day

Here’s a video I saw yesterday of Anna Nicole but couldn’t figure out how to embed. I realize that I can’t be the first on shit when people like TMZ exist, but I was never really the first at much…

She’s rockin’ clown paint and has no idea what her boyfriend is saying, she doesn’t even know she’s being filmed. Bitch is 8 months pregnant in this shit and obviously jacked on something, but I can help but think how amazing it would be to dress my wife up like that and watch her try to fit on the toilet. It’d be like our very own circus and my excitement would probably make these posts worth reading….

This is an email I just got…proving that my readers fucking suck.

Jesus,

I hate your website, or blog, or whatever you call this collage of bullshit. I hate it soo much that I continue to read it.

This make me feel dirty. Like the time I sat in Santa’s lap and he wiggled something up my ass hole. I liked it, but I’ll never go back to the mall again. Instead, I will just visit your stupid fucking website.

To close, it brings peace to my heart to know that there are people who waste their entire days researching and posting meaningless entertainment.

I only criticize if I can develop something constructive. So here it is: please post a series of Mr. Wizard experiments wherein the participating children are permanently injured or mauled by an experiment gone wrong. That would be redeeming to the everyday bullshit you post.

Also, please reduce your consistent ten readership to 9. Even though I consistently read your bullshit, it would be miscalculation to include me in your holy 10. And, nine is just a better number than 10.

Fuck you, and keep up the shitty website. At least you can claim you have a purpose in life.

Santa’s little lover,

Spence

I didn’t read the whole thing, but I am thinking this dude’s a little too Kimveer for me. I don’t understand his Wizard comments, and I try to stay away from vampire freaks. if I could control readers like it was a nightclub, I’d probably leave him at the door and call the police.

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2007

19

Feb

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I got hit by the paparazzi today. They sent me a cease and desist on the Tara Reid bikini pictures stating that I don’t have the right to post them, but could if I paid them. They obviously don’t read the site, no one really does but I have enough problems paying for liquor and liquor is a hell of a lot more important than Tara Reid pics.

Either way, I was trying to make peace after they slandered me in my comments by linking to some of their pics in my stepLINKS (LOOK RIGHT and UNDER THE BANNER), but I guess my traffic isn’t enough for them. Not very surprising, it’s really not enough for me either so I understand the concern.

Anyway, they want to take me to court like I was Perez over some cunt that is more worthless to society than you are, and I really can’t fight them so I may be taking the pics down, because court suck….

If you’d like to contact the editor of the company for more information feel free to:

CLICK HERE

This is the guy who fucks with every celebrity, everyday. Pretty much the scum of the earth. He just made 500k off the Anna Nicole Death Video. He’s fucking classy. Cuddles.

Here are a few links, because you’re still not used to the stepLINKS on the right…

Big Tits Girl Flashes Tits and Jumps Up and Down
GO

Umberealla in Ass
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

Britney Spears Out And About in a Wig Video
GO

Rocket Science:
GO

Some College Girl Tits
GO

The Youtube Pork Chop
GO

Reporter Crashes her ATV
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

Huge Body Painting SI Gallery
GO

Die Hard 4 Trailer
GO

Fox News Upskirt
GO

Some Mash-Up of the Day for You
GO

Lohan Street Whore Tights of the Day
GO

Wild Kingdom:
GO

Melanie Brown Pregnant and Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

A Little Aguilera Action
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

Gisele From Brazil ….Naked
GO

A Video of a Truck Jack Knifing
GO

Sarah Davis:
GO

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2007

19

Feb

Crazy Weather Guy

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2007

19

Feb

I am – Tara Reid's Bikini of the Day

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Tara Reid is living proof that when you’re a millionaire who doesn’t deserve to be a millionaire because any blond chick with no talent could have acted in the shit movies she’s been in. I am convinced that you could have thrown on a blond wig and pulled off her parts better than she did, but that’s not the point, the point is that she’s turned her life around and when you have millions of dollars to spend on 5 years of drugs, drinking, plastic surgery, seeing the world and hiring the best therapists in the world, it’s probably pretty hard to do.

I am a hurt bag and resent people with money, only because they can afford to do all the things I want to do. I’ve considered taking on some jobs to start contributing to the household and society so that I can do all the shit that normal people do, like go to restraurants and vacations and maybe even lease a car, get a TV, get cable, but I don’t think I have it in me. Working seems so boring and I had a good weekend running off no budget. I went to the local theatre at noon and bounced from movie to movie all afternoon. I met all kinds of cool 16 year old Asian kids in the arcade. I don’t think they liked me trying to butt in on their games, but maybe it’s just a cultural thing….

Point of this post was to say that Tara Reid’s new plastic surgeon fixed her up proper, her disgusting stomach and tit job is lookin’ pretty tight, especially since she’s in her 30s. So if you take anything away from this post, I want this paragraph to be it. All the other shit before this was fluff and no one likes fluff, except maybe you when you jerk off thinking about how badly you want to be a fluff girl while wearing your mom’s panties, you sick fuck…CUDDLES….

I had to take down the pics for the cunts at SPLASHNEWS but you can find them here, cuz SplashNEWS doesn’t seem to bother with the sites that make $20,000 a month running sites half-heartedly. But me and my 10 readers are a fucking threat to them…Assholes…

1- DLISTED
2- TheSuperficial
3- IDLYITW
4- HollywoodTuna
5- PEREZ

To see splashnews slander me in my comments last week – GO

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2007

19

Feb

I am – Tara Reid’s Bikini of the Day

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Tara Reid is living proof that when you’re a millionaire who doesn’t deserve to be a millionaire because any blond chick with no talent could have acted in the shit movies she’s been in. I am convinced that you could have thrown on a blond wig and pulled off her parts better than she did, but that’s not the point, the point is that she’s turned her life around and when you have millions of dollars to spend on 5 years of drugs, drinking, plastic surgery, seeing the world and hiring the best therapists in the world, it’s probably pretty hard to do.

I am a hurt bag and resent people with money, only because they can afford to do all the things I want to do. I’ve considered taking on some jobs to start contributing to the household and society so that I can do all the shit that normal people do, like go to restraurants and vacations and maybe even lease a car, get a TV, get cable, but I don’t think I have it in me. Working seems so boring and I had a good weekend running off no budget. I went to the local theatre at noon and bounced from movie to movie all afternoon. I met all kinds of cool 16 year old Asian kids in the arcade. I don’t think they liked me trying to butt in on their games, but maybe it’s just a cultural thing….

Point of this post was to say that Tara Reid’s new plastic surgeon fixed her up proper, her disgusting stomach and tit job is lookin’ pretty tight, especially since she’s in her 30s. So if you take anything away from this post, I want this paragraph to be it. All the other shit before this was fluff and no one likes fluff, except maybe you when you jerk off thinking about how badly you want to be a fluff girl while wearing your mom’s panties, you sick fuck…CUDDLES….

I had to take down the pics for the cunts at SPLASHNEWS but you can find them here, cuz SplashNEWS doesn’t seem to bother with the sites that make $20,000 a month running sites half-heartedly. But me and my 10 readers are a fucking threat to them…Assholes…

1- DLISTED
2- TheSuperficial
3- IDLYITW
4- HollywoodTuna
5- PEREZ

To see splashnews slander me in my comments last week – GO

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2007

19

Feb

I am – Lohan's Back to Partying of the Day

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The beauty of Lohan is that when she was underage she had these massive tits that everyone said were fake. The her ass started to catch up with her tits and people started dissing her except for that mexican from 70’s show, he just wanted to be the first up in her, talked his way into her cunt and leaving her and her spoiled attitude all shattered because she realized he was lying when she found him fucking some sluts he picked up in a bar.

Either way she went nuts. That’s when all the partying, drinking and drugs started up. Bitch went from her hefty big breasted self to coke addicted anorexic lookin’ crackwhore. She lost the weight and tits people like me would make fun of her about and now she ended up in rehab at least 2 or 3 years later. In the past 2 weeks she’s gained a solid 15 lbs, replacing cocaine with donuts and now she’s going out partying….

The reason I am writing about her boring life is because she was broken by that Mexican dude and it’s always funny to find the source of a problem, especially when that source is Mexican. We seem to fuck up everything, stealing your jobs, costing your gov’t money and now ruining your celebrities by taking their cherries…This is all very relieving, like the time I didn’t shit for a solid month and ended up in the hospital in pain and I realized that it was because I had shoved a tennis ball in my ass one night when i was drunk….I was always the life of the party…a lot like Lohan, who for the record, I am still stalking and will keep stalking even if she ends up a 400 lbs cashier in Alabama, that’s what stalking is all about, you can’t just give it up like it’s a drug addiction. I am pretty mad about her whole rehab shit. I generally like my women drunk and damaged not trying to fix their troubled lives and sober….I expect Lohan back the way I like her in a few weeks….

If you want to see Last Night’s Party that Lohan was at… GO (via TCS)

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2007

19

Feb

I am – Lohan’s Back to Partying of the Day

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The beauty of Lohan is that when she was underage she had these massive tits that everyone said were fake. The her ass started to catch up with her tits and people started dissing her except for that mexican from 70’s show, he just wanted to be the first up in her, talked his way into her cunt and leaving her and her spoiled attitude all shattered because she realized he was lying when she found him fucking some sluts he picked up in a bar.

Either way she went nuts. That’s when all the partying, drinking and drugs started up. Bitch went from her hefty big breasted self to coke addicted anorexic lookin’ crackwhore. She lost the weight and tits people like me would make fun of her about and now she ended up in rehab at least 2 or 3 years later. In the past 2 weeks she’s gained a solid 15 lbs, replacing cocaine with donuts and now she’s going out partying….

The reason I am writing about her boring life is because she was broken by that Mexican dude and it’s always funny to find the source of a problem, especially when that source is Mexican. We seem to fuck up everything, stealing your jobs, costing your gov’t money and now ruining your celebrities by taking their cherries…This is all very relieving, like the time I didn’t shit for a solid month and ended up in the hospital in pain and I realized that it was because I had shoved a tennis ball in my ass one night when i was drunk….I was always the life of the party…a lot like Lohan, who for the record, I am still stalking and will keep stalking even if she ends up a 400 lbs cashier in Alabama, that’s what stalking is all about, you can’t just give it up like it’s a drug addiction. I am pretty mad about her whole rehab shit. I generally like my women drunk and damaged not trying to fix their troubled lives and sober….I expect Lohan back the way I like her in a few weeks….

If you want to see Last Night’s Party that Lohan was at… GO (via TCS)

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