2006
02
Nov
“ I am an ordained pastor, PHd, successful businessman, martial artist, father of seven, satisfied husband. The product was a challenge for me intellectually and morally until I thought it through, then I realized that a quality surrogate was a great solution to an ancient problem – the feeling of freedom, the release of guilt, the incredible sensation – just telling it like it is. ”
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2006
02
Nov
I felt like shit all day, like serious shit, like I am dying and shit but it was nice being the first person with the Margolis pics, thanks again Rob, now my site is running like shit and I am not making any more money than I would have if the regular 10 people were my only readers today. I started writing something pretty funny a while ago but had to stop cuz the server has AIDS and now I completely forget what it was, but trust me when I say it was really funny. I remember that I told a girl how I fucked an emoticon up the ass without a condom and bitch was still smiling even after she found I gave her herpes, but she didn’t laugh. Now that I’ve re-written it, I understand why. StepSTEVE told me that I am weird and that’s why I am broke and why the site will remain a failure, that was really appreciative of him, considering I made him Internet famous while he slept on my couch and flirted with my stepdaughters..Speaking of my stepdaughter, she wants to start a band called the Anne Franks cuz she like Jewish boys. Long story short…My life is boring and so are these links…CUDDLES….
Heidi Klum’s an Apple
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IDLYTW Ripped Our Pics Off..CUNT
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Courtney Love and Britney Spears Compared by a Dyke
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Anna Nicole Smith Dyed her Babies Hair cuz She’s Fuckin’ Fucked in the Fucking Head…FUCK
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Ryan Phillipe’s Girlfriend Who I fucked Before She Was Famous
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X-Tina Aguilera Fake Tit Pic with Donald Duck…
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Watch Sophie’s Spain Adventure Cuz She Sucks at Life….
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Some “How To Masturbate Video” that is so Fucking Lame…..
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“BABY KISSES LIL WAYNE AND TELLS WHY!!!” (who the fuck are they talking about)
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Asian Girl Sucking Off an Eel
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Julia Sonnet Brushing Her Teeth Topless
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X-Tina and Her Jew in Costume
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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I have pics of this girls Tits from 1999 Message Board Days… Just How I’m Living…
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800 Dollar Shoes Some Internet Slut Asked Me to Buy Her….Cuz Buying Shoes is really something I Do…800 fucking dollars….
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Andrea Corr See-Through
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Really Exciting Gwen Stefani Video
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LPSG Attracts Great Topics Like: Cum Rags….
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Dana Delaney’s School Girl Halloween Costume
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Michelle Trachtenberg Is Fat – Too Much Kanish…
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Maria Kanellis Pics…
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Eva Mendes Gallery
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Salma Hayek Changing Shirts
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Lohan Interview Talking About Getting Fucked Like the Whore She Is
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Ali Lohan’s New Song….
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Lohan’s Slutty Halloween Costume
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Bastardly Women of Star Trek
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Attu Caption This of the Day
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Best Week Ever’s Day in Pictures
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I Can’t Believe the Shit People Produce – Thinking that it’s Funny, When In Reality It’s Fucking Painful…I know when they finished editing this one they thought to themselves how fucking amazing they are…
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Some Guy’s Halloween Pics from 1976 – 2006
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Last Night’s Party Bloody Halloween
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Cobra Snakes Boring Halloween
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Mariah Carey’s Tourbook Pictures
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ZINI does Hanah Hilton…
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David Blane Parody
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Laxtime Babes are Naked
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Girls Freaking Out on a Roller Coaster or Amusement Park Ride
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Hottest T-Shirt I’ve Ever Seen – Because It Says Hot On It
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Adriana Lima Bikini Photoshoot – Cuz I love This Virgin Whore
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This is my cologne and it works even when I don’t, which is always….
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2006
01
Nov
People always ask me why I post MUNG’s posts. I really don’t have an answer for this – I just do it. I don’t even read what he writes, and this is an example of my horrible editorial decisions….
Hey everybody! My name is Bill Maher and I am the world’s largest bag of douche. I am a bag of vaginal discharge that has been cleaned out by using a turkey baster filled with vinegar and water. I used to have a television show but it got taken off the air because I said politically incorrect things about the president of the United States of America. Now I have to get attention by making fun of dead people’s tragic mishaps and disrespecting an entire nation of decent Australian people because my career is fucking dead. Please shit on me and throw hot tar on my face because I suck donkey dick on stage to pay for my heroin habit. I also fuck little leppar Somalian children in the ass while I let 90 year old grandmothers fellate me. Once again, I ask of you to defecate on me and if you feel the need to, please pull this fake barb out of my chest and jab it repeatedly into both of my eyes.
FUCK YOU BILL MAHER YOU DISRESPECTFUL PIECE OF AMERICAN SHIT!
P.S. American Pie guy dressed as a Pizza…your costume sucks more than your career
Love,
MUNG
And now more Mariah pics….
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2006
01
Nov
People always ask me why I post MUNG’s posts. I really don’t have an answer for this – I just do it. I don’t even read what he writes, and this is an example of my horrible editorial decisions….
Hey everybody! My name is Bill Maher and I am the world’s largest bag of douche. I am a bag of vaginal discharge that has been cleaned out by using a turkey baster filled with vinegar and water. I used to have a television show but it got taken off the air because I said politically incorrect things about the president of the United States of America. Now I have to get attention by making fun of dead people’s tragic mishaps and disrespecting an entire nation of decent Australian people because my career is fucking dead. Please shit on me and throw hot tar on my face because I suck donkey dick on stage to pay for my heroin habit. I also fuck little leppar Somalian children in the ass while I let 90 year old grandmothers fellate me. Once again, I ask of you to defecate on me and if you feel the need to, please pull this fake barb out of my chest and jab it repeatedly into both of my eyes.
FUCK YOU BILL MAHER YOU DISRESPECTFUL PIECE OF AMERICAN SHIT!
P.S. American Pie guy dressed as a Pizza…your costume sucks more than your career
Love,
MUNG
And now more Mariah pics….
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2006
01
Nov
I just got back from a Jewish halloween party. I know, I thought it was Halloween for Jews everyday, you know with their beards, curly sideburns and amish lookin’ outfits, but I was wrong. I got to this bar and it wasn’t a mitzvah and I was surrounded by 20 year old Jews dressed like idiots. There was only one or two girls slutted out and the hottest girl in the place wasn’t even Jewish but she could do the Jane Fonda. Either way, there were more Jews than a German concentration camp back in the ’40s. After about 20 mins of lameness, I raised my fist to Hitler for ruining my fucking night, if motherfucker had done his job right, this party would have been a hell of a lot better. I also went through some self discovery because used to have a Jew fetish but realized that these Jewish girls weren’t hot. If I wanted a pony, I would have asked for one for Christmas, don’t act like you don’t know what I am talking about horseface. I am not an anti-semite, some of my best friends are Jewish. But not my friend ROB who sent me these pics of Cindy Margolis in Playboy, if he was Jewish, he would have charged me for them. I am 100 percent sure I am the first person on the Internet with these and that makes me better than you.
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2006
01
Nov
Halloween is a fantastic day to kidnap kids. It’s a great day to put razor blades in apples for kids. It’s a great day to invite kids back inside to get that extra candy that you have hidden in your ass. It’s a great day to go out and buy tequila shots for girls dressed like whores. It’s a great day to wear women’s panties in public and mask your weird fetish behind the nature of the holiday. There’s all kinds of perks today. I suggest you don’t kidnap or poison kids. I know you can’t afford tequila shots and everyone already knows you wear women’s panties, so why don’t you just click my links instead fucker.
Some Lesbian Scene in Some Movie on YouTube
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Interesting Myspace Profile/Pics…Sexually Harass Her
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Girls Dancing to the THONG SONG – It Never Gets Boring…
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Who is Alison Lohan?
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Famous Girls in Erotismo Magazine
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Zini Does Hot Naked Girl
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Dominique Swain Nip Slip
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Cindy Margolis Playboy Pics Will Be Out Soon – These May Give You An Idea of What To Expect
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Nicole Richie has AIDS and I’d Still Fuck Her Without a Condom
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Halle Berry Has Stretch Marks.. That Crazy Half-Breed
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Some Suicide Girl is on CSI. I Fucking Hate Suicide Girls
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Amy Smart Rockin’ No Make-Up
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Haunted Mansion Halloween Fireworks Show
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Weirdest 24th Wedding Anniversary Tribute Ever
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This is a Design an Artist Sent Me For the next stepSHIRT….
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Interview with the Pass Around Girl
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There is No way this girl is 18
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Last Night’s Party Does Halloween
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Celebrity Halloween Costume Contest
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Hot Amateur Pics that Are Safe for My Work but Probably Not Yours, Loser
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Halloween Inspired Pictures of a Bitch Getting Fucked By a Skeleton
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Girls and Corpses
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Someone Sent Me Fan Signs
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Comment on my New Trendmill Item Called HAT, Ignore my Tara Reid Gallery, That One was a MISTAKE….
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Melissa Midwest Halloween….
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Raven Riley Does Halloween
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A little Halloween Pumpkin Tits
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To Shave or Not to Shave on a Nudist Cruise
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Rachel Ray Food Channel Whore Showing Off Some Tit
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Some Video Called Kimmy’s Been Shitting…
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Get Yourself Some Shirts Here
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2006
31
Oct
The people at JULIESROOM.NET sent me some fan signs. I’d jerk off to their amateur porn video collection if I could get it up…but I cant’ but you can so do the fucking math on that one pervert.
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2006
31
Oct
This is Tera Patricks’ costume from some party she hosted. I don’t really understand why she’s wearing anything, considering the fact that we have all seen her naked and getting fucked. She’s a dirty whore who has seen more dick that you have, and you’re a closet case faggot with a gay porn addiction. Either way…these are her pics….
Speaking of herpes, I am watching Dr Phil, because it’s what I do at 5 pm on weekdays. It’s all part of being unemployed. They are talking about how a woman with a Femmullet landed herpes from her cheating husband. That makes me laugh, not because I think herpes is funny or because I think innocent people deserve herpes and I really hate the fact that banging bitches can result in death, or painful cock sores, or burning when it pees, but the fact that these 2 white trash bitches are pulling a Jerry Springer on this show and the fact that the world knows she’s got vagina issues is funny in an embarrassing way, like when you shit your pants when you think you’ve got to fart. I generally hate bathroom jokes but I am trying to figure out a reason why I am laughing without admitting that I am a fucking asshole and love other people’s pain.
Speaking of Assholes, Here’s a message one of my readers wrote KELS. If you don’t know who KELS is, read my previous post.
here’s my message to your friend KELS,
Hey! Saw your profile and thought I’d drop in and say HI! HI HI HI!!
I saw you had said you have a dirty secret on your, “About Me” section…I’m not going to lie…I have one too! I’ll share with you! I was jerking off to your fat ass picutres in your fat ass “pics” section and some of my cum landed on the “K” key on my keyboard!!! I thought it was funny though becuase your name starts with a K too!!! Gosh, I should buy a lottery ticket today!
I know that sounds kinda gross Kels, but seriously, I just can’t help myself when I’m looking at 5’2″ fat girls on myspace with teeth that look like they’re trying to run away from your face and with what I can only guess are dinner plate sized nipples. Don’t get me wrong Kels, I love dinner plates…if it weren’t for them I would have to eat my food on the floor with the homeless! Silly homeless people.
Aaaanyways. Just wanted to say I love you and that you made my day better. We should totally get together sometime and listen to music! Looks like you like your music almost as you like your cake!
love,
puddin
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