Victoria Justice is probably a victim of systemic abuse in the entertainment industry towards child stars, I’ve heard the rumors and they’re pretty fucking vile, but for whatever reason, no one really takes anyone down for it, so maybe they are just rumors, or maybe the girls are so groomed and confused that they don’t even know what’s happened to them, maybe they don’t want to lose their careers and get themselves blacklisted, I mean it is a pretty good lifestyle and almost worth selling your soul for it, I mean 90 percent of people would sell their souls for celebrity, which is pretty fucking embarrassing, but the nature of the world we live in….if you put importance on insignificant things like being a product pitchman whether that product is a movie or TV show, by paying those pitchmen huge amounts of money, and feature them like they are some bigger than life person…it’s only natural that other girls would want that…even if it’s empty….

The good news is empty or not, it’s got a full ass in slutty workout gear, not that I know how full her ass actually is, I’m not privy to her digestive regularity.

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Where are all the cool people at? Where are all the rebels at?

Is everyone just medicated and comatose from their anti-depressants that they just don’t fucking have anything to offer the world…

It’s like I leave my house and see all these fools in masks following the rules like fucking robots, where’s the excitement, following the rules is so fucking boring..

I see people waiting in line to get in restaurants and stores and it is all so depressing…at a certain point you’d think people would crack, but I think they like it…they feel important being part of this new weird world…

The good news is that it’s not all that bad, girls dress sluttier and sluttier…the zombie drone sheep waiting in line for yoga pants, so that people can see the best version of their ass, but only from 6 feet away, where they are far hotter, thanks to the mask….GOOD FROM FAR by FAR FROM GOOD has never been more relevant…

I know I’m an old timer, but I can say with certainty that people are cool or interesting, they are all idiots just trying to get famous on the internet…which last I checked was built for losers while the cool were busy being cool…

Where’s the good content, good concepts…where’s something inspiring…I’m ready for it…but don’t expect it.

Ya’ll are boring.

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Biking Down Stairs Fail

Sale’s Rep Gets Toilet Papered

Russian Fans VS Travel Bans

Youtube has a video called “Big Ass Twerking, Try Not to Cum”…..Obviously.

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It’s Memorial Day. Fuck Off.

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I don’t care of Elliot Page wants to live her best TRANS life or not, she’s out by the pool topless and taking advantage of the man life like being topless and free, even though all women can be topless by the pool too…and I encourage it…you know prior to cutting off the tits for gender reassignment top surgery weirdness…

So here are the modified, but still titties out for all to see, in some empowering transgender hero play by the pool, where the actor looks like a hairless 13 year old boy…so if you find this hot, you may not have a trans fetish, but something far more disturbing and menacing and I fucking hope you’re not a Scout troop leader….

Even if the titties are no longer titties, they are titties to me…and even if she’s got an 8 pack from doing her fitness…they are titties to me…and if you don’t like the titties….you’re racist, sexist, and transphobic…

I may not subscribe or pander to the whole trans trend, but I worked for a porn company in the late 90s and trans was the biggest category back then, so people always liked the hybrid chicks with dicks thing….which I didn’t understand then either….I find it a very weird movement that stems in some deep mental health issues, that is confusing to anyone who has just accepted their born gender and rolled with it….

I figure as a man you can still do all the shit women do…like wear their panties…or fuck men for money..there’s no need to get life and body altering surgeries to cut your hair off or grow your hair out and ask people to call you a little bitch….not to mention with the hormones in the food, we’re all semi-trans to begin with…I mean dudes can’t get boners anymore and I’ve got bigger tits than Elliot.

I’ll assume that with the internet running the way the internet runs…it all seems like a weird attention grab, for confused people, who don’t really know why they are doing what they are doing, but probably hoping for things to get better, when they are just complicating things….then there’s all the support they get from the woke and others in their life encouraging them to be the best version of themselves, even if it requires surgery to be the best version of themselves…so all that positive feedback, how could reassigning your gender be a bad thing….it gets everyone talking..celebrating and coddling the weirdness..

I genuinely don’t care if a person decides to live life as a woman, or as a man, or as anything they want to live as….but when that agenda is pushed on kids who don’t know better and parents who want their kids to be as important or newsworthy as other trans kids, you start seeing that the whole gender dysmorphia is more a social media play than an actual ailment that is debilitating….and that’s fucking weird too…

So Elliot Page, who wasn’t any hotter than this as Ellen, topless by the pool showing titties, that may not look like the average titties and more like man titties, is likely the whole point of all she’s going through…that all never understand…cuz trannies to me will forever be the broken sex workers from Brazil trying to live the dream as a tranny porn star who hopes to not get AIDS…but now it’s a viral social media challenge….

Elliot’s caption : “Trans bb’s first swim trunks #transjoy #transisbeautiful”

Keep the topless photos coming sir.

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Madison Pettis is on some GIRL TRIP in Turks and Caicos with some brand that also brought out Josephine Skriver, Sara Sampaio and a bunch of other idiots to parade around in bikinis and have a luxurious good time for more money than you make in a year….and the good news is that thong bikinis were worn by Pettis, who is rumored to be a child star that you’ve never heard of, who had a pretty lame career in recent years, doing straight to streaming in the oldschool way, when NETFLIX would buy any piece of shit movie starring Eric Roberts for 100k…you know to give their subscribers shitty movies to watch for their 10 dollars a month….not the streaming of today which is basically the keep you locked in your house, we will feed you predictive programming to the comfort of your own home…like when COVID hit and for some reason there were so many apocalypse, pandemic, virus movies that were coincidentally created before COVID…I wonder how that fucking works…next up will be all UFO and alien movies you know since COVID doesn’t scare people anymore….point being…everything is manufactured, planted and nothing is real….but Pettis broke through all thanks to being case in Rihanna’s billion dollar lingerie brand’s marketing and I think that’s a good thing cuz she’s got a hot body even if her legs look fucking distorted in these pics…she’s still in heels and a bikini like a proper stripper at a Vegan pool party….fun.

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I don’t know if I killed Charles Grodin, or when his death was officially announced, but earlier today when doing the stepNEWS posts I ended up in a vortex of old Carson interviews and I watched this one, where he was asking Johnny if he cared about the guests….basically trolling Johnny in a weird way….

I recognized the actor and decided to do a GOOGLE search on him to see if their feud was staged, yeah, I have a life outside this site you know, where I watch old Carson interviews…and waste away on irrelevant outdated shit…

Anyway, I wanted to see how old he was, if he was alive, etc…and at the time (noon)…he was an 86 year old….

So at 12:30 EST – I was on his WIKIPEDIA – PROOF:

Then 30 minutes ago…I saw that he had died….and this happened after I looked at his Wikipedia page…..CREEPY….

Which confirms that I am either psychic, connected to a higher consciousness, or the internet algorithms control our world, and we all live in a fucking simulation….He was 86, probably got the COVID vaccine, but what the fuck…it’s a bit too weird of a coincidence to me…

So RIP motherfucker…enjoy wherever you go to after this simulation is GAME OVER…

I am legitimately freaked out by this…so I’m posting it…because I may have killed Charles Grodin….

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I am a firm believer that the Kardashians were sent from hell, or made a deal with a devil, maybe when Nicole Brown was sacrificed, that propelled them into the spotlight that for whatever reason, people bought into on the craziest fucking level, which makes no sense to me, but that is the state of the world we live in…

They are masterful digital marketers or marketers in general with what must be the best team in place to help make all their dreams come true…from sex tapes to TV shows to being the influencers that every other influencer wants to be…the avon lady that know they push crazy conversions on products so they can charge brands a fortune for collabs…pushing consumerism, making people buy shit they don’t need, all thanks to being under their spell…it’s weird…because a rational brain would say “why would I want to listen to these trash cans, clearly they are bullshit”….but no…people think they are gods….all through witchcraft or manipulation or just because people are dumb fucks who need to do what they are told…

I can’t tell you why they exist, I can tell you that their impact has been awful, but at least they are rich and relevant because of it, I mean that’s what it’s all about…right?

Anyway, Kendall, who may become the FIRST DAUGHTER of California if her dad makes it to Governor status, is the hottest of the bunch, so if we’re going to be immersed in Kardashian shit for the rest of our lives, like it seems we will be, we might as well give shine to the one that looks the best half naked….so here it is…

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It’s been way too fucking long since I last posted a Phoebe Price content piece. I don’t use social media and she doesn’t send me anything over email like she used to do…which hurts my feelings…but I guess I’m not relevant enough for Phoebe Price…which is pretty much the level of relevance I have…none.

I am a fan of Phoebe Price and all she’s done trolling the paparazzi and becoming the lowest level celebrity from doing publicity stunts wearing insane outfits in the places the paparazzi hang….where real celebs hide from the paparazzi when they don’t call the paparazzi…Phoebe was stalking them and going through their trash….to get in with them….and that is funny.

She wasn’t as good at translating that to her IG feed, even with the option of fake followers, gaming the system…because you need to be a digital marketer, you can’t just expect that things will happen for you because some asshole photographer gets your insane pics in a tabloid…

I don’t know if she sells her nudes, but I’ve been wanting to see her sex tape for 10 or more years, so hopefully that’s the direction she goes…because at 50 years old…she still looks good to me…THOSE TITS huge…

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Josie Canseco is wearing nothing but tanlines in more outtakes from this shoot…which is a wonderful way to stare at Josie Canseco because if you follow TANLINE THURSDAYS you know what I think about Tanlines and how they are natures highlighter of the good stuff…

Josie Canseco is probably the hottest instagram celebrity, whatever that means, I mean she’s probably better known as being Jose Canseco’s daughter, so not an instagram celebrity at all, but a hot daughter of a rich as fuck Cuban baseball player…only unlike her dad she never had to wait in line for Sugar, Toilet Paper and other luxuries of communism we should all get used to with this COVID shit…except maybe Florida and Texas you bastards and your winning.

That said…Josie plays the whole social media drama, gets involved with the Paul Brothers, it’s a whole scene, the American reality show of overpaid idiots…but Josie is hot enough to make all that otherwise annoying noise worth paying attention to..

Sure, I am potentially over-hyping her and she’s likely like all other vapid rich kid narcissists on social media…but usually the hot ones are the cooler ones…since they have nothing to really prove…because even if her legacy is being Jose Canseco’s daughter, that’s already better than most…and she’s hot…so look at her…

Here’s a few other hot pics of her being hot…

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