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2021

16

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

When do you think the last time the queen and prince Philip fucked? Is that kind of information public domain?

That’s all I got…

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Jodie Turner Smith Strips for Gucci!
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The Blonde Bomber’s Eye Now Looks Like the Terminator’s Red Eye
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Candice Swanepoel Looking Hot for IG
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Running Deer Barely Misses Motorcyclist!
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Expensive Fails That Will Make You Cringe!
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Breonna Taylor’s Killer Loses Book Deal
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Too Close for Comfort Meteor!
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Casual Clothing for the Outdoorsman
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2021

08

Apr

The Voice of Bobby Hill’s Daughter’s Tits of the Day

Her name is Gideon Adlon and yes, Gideon may be a name you’d give your pet after seeing the Gideon Bible in all the motels you’ve frequented for hooker sex, but that doesn’t mean she’s a cat or a prostitute….

What it does mean is that her mom, Pam Adlon, names her kids after bibles and pets…and who gives a shit…

Her mom, Pam Adlon is the voice of Bobby Hill from King of the Hill….but this is about what was squeezed out of her vagina, like it was a late term abortion that survived, which is really not an insult to poor Gideon, but more just my opinion of children…they are all late term abortion survivors….or ABORTIONS that never were….society is shit, stop reproducing idiots…

She is a 24 year old actor, she was just in something called The Society on Netflix which was cancelled because of COVID, but also in The Craft, which didn’t need to be remade, we have the original….and she posts weird hipster artist queer nudes on instagram but more importantly she has big tits….I guess mom used that Bobby Hill money on DAIRY AND POULTRY all jacked up on hormones….right?

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2021

02

Apr

Girl VS Taco Bell and Other Videos of the Day

Wife VS Windshield

Worst Biker in the World…

Illegal Party!

Ice Versus Car!

A truck filled with dirt overturns on a curve

Water Cannon VS Rioters

Viral Polish Dancer

Guys VS Construction Workers

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2021

01

Apr

Ariana Grande Crop Top of the Day

Ariana Grande

I may shit on Ariana Grande like I was one of her ex boyfriends, Mac Miller can’t shit on her cuz he’s dead, but I guess Big Sean can…either way….I like to target the obvious like the mass death at her concert, the fact she called Americans Disgusting, how creepy her midget legs are, how fucking weird her pony tail is, how her trying to be sexy creeps me out when she’s doing her singing and dancing, both of which are annoying as fuck…..but the new American Idol or The Voice Judge…is getting paid 20 million dollars to be a Judge on the show, 7 million more than Blake, becasue…they want a younger audience watching? I guess…use Ariana to get the instagram crowd to order cable and watch a shitty singing contest…I mean why else would they choose this Nickelodeon puppet…..right?

But I should be more positive about Ariana Grande, even if she doesn’t do anything interesting and isn’t that hot….but at least she’s skinny and in this world of fat…I’ll post a skinny Ariana Grande to remind you bitches to be less fat….look how good it can look….figure it out..

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2021

17

Mar

Madison Reed in Fitness Gear of the Day

In the event you missed or want to relive VICTORIA JUSTICE DECIDING TO GET BACK INTO THE ACTING GAME BY TAKING MORE ADULT ROLES WITH RACY SEX SCENES then here’s pics of her sister who was unfortunately for her rooked into some leaked nude scandal many years ago…where one of the vagina pics had scabs on it….which may not be her vagina but a vagina linked to her…which I can’t ever not visualize everytime I see her name…which is funny considering I don’t even remember what fucking day it is…I don’t remember places I’ve been, conversations I’ve had, dreams I’ve failed myself on….but I can remember Madison Reed, Victoria Justice’s half sister’s vagina from her leaked nudes I saw once…it’s the worst photographic memory you can imagine…

Here are some stepLINKS…I mean Madison Reed pics…stepLINKS are later…DRUNK St Patrick’s Day….nudes….

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2021

15

Mar

Jennifer Aniston Hard Nipple of the DAy

Jennifer Aniston has figured out social media right, she’s brought the only reason you watched Friends, and I don’t mean the puppy, which for the record won’t repair or replace the fact that she never had a kid because she was too career oriented and the men who would have had kids with her, fucked right off when they got the chance because there’s clearly something wrong with her, I mean she’s a spinster, which is always a fun joke until you’re 50 and your sex appeal is also 50 and you realize the next 40 years will be empty without a child to bring up and watch grow as that’s the circle of fucking life…even though I think kids are the worst….I know that people with kids are more fulfilled…so puppies can try to fill that void but for a narcissistic actress….it’s not in her image and its wins are her wins…it’s just a dog….but since dogs are better than people…and it’s pretty fucking cute…it definitely steals from an old tit…

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2021

08

Mar

Kendall Jenner’s Aggressive Cameltoe of the Day

I like to blame her father for the ego she has around her pussy, he’s like “you got a real one, so flaunt it, cuz my fake one doesn’t live up to the glory of your front hole daughter”…..

The question is whether her mom tips her off or tells her to jack her pants up into herself for the paparazzi shoot they’ve coordinated to generate some conversations about her since we like cameltoes…which has evolved into a trend by all the young girls since they don’t have minds of their own and follow the leader…and this is the leader…

Or was she just really into the look and feel of her pussy with pants jacked up in it like it was one of her lesbian lover’s tongues, but what do I know and what difference does it really make…

The fact remains these are garbage humans that represent all that is wrong with our society….manipulating the media or their audience into buying shit they don’t need…despite the world collapsing….be sure to buy overpriced made in china ACTIVEWEAR…or some shit…but it is still a pussy made to look fat with the seam of tight pants up inside it…and that’s perfect for International Woman’s Day for us old timer who remember when vaginas used to matter.

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2021

05

Mar

Emeraude Toubia Does Bikini Shit of the Day

I came across these pics of Emeraude Toubia on the stepFORUM where she was in bikini selfies….

I had never heard from her and in this era of everyone being famous, even if I have heard of her, I probably wouldn’t have the capacity to remember her. I am old as shit and an alocholic…so tits are pretty interchangeable…especially in bikini unless they are SUPER famous and have been implanted into our brains like a Bill Gates microchip or they belong to girls I post on the regular…because I genuinely like hating on their tits….

I can’t keep track ever every bit role ever done by any girl you’d want to fuck…

Not that you’d want to fuck Emeraude Toubia, but she is some Mexican / Lebanese hybrid like Salma Hayek, she was born in Canada, MONTREAL WHAT UP…so she’s Canadian and has the right to escape America anytime she chooses…but she was raised in Texas…she’s 31, married to some dude named Prince Royce, which sounds familar but probably not due to being an actual prince….and why you should care is because she was in a main role on SHADOWHUNTERS….whatever the fuck that is….I’m more into the bikini content…

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2021

15

Feb

Jessica Lowndes Taped Up Titties

I don’t know if Jessica Lowndes the 90210-The New Class nobody who wasn’t AnaLynne McCord, but was the other shameless one who took every opportunity to get noticed seriously..has upped the size of her fake titties…but they look like they are about to fucking burst…which I guess is how you want your bolt ons…overinflated, otherwise what’s the fucking point of fake tits…to pretend they are as real as your face behind the IG filter…I mean if you’re going to be a fake, botched, plastic surgery and injected cunt, you might as well own it and go full clown with it…otherwise it is misleading to the young girls out there and that’s more irresponsible than the MALE CENTRIC MEDIA was…..when it came to body images….even though MEN will fuck anything..

I know, because I have posted 10 chicks a day for 16 or 17 years and the ugly ones get as much love as the hot ones…guys are desperate and pathetic….

Anyway, Lowndes, not Mccord, is now a Hallmark Channel actress, which unlike the industry as a whole, I am actually into….in part because I like my wholesome, cheesy, holiday themed movies to feature someone who looks like a straight up porn chick….it just makes the uplifting, wholesome Hollywood lie more obvious…

This is her basically about to fucking burst….

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2021

05

Feb

Ava Max Nipple of the Day

I don’t know who AVA MAX is, but this is her nipple in a tight t-shirt because that’s the kind of things girls do to give you thinks to jack off to…while pretending to be progressive FREE THE NIPPLE feminists because bras are so oppressive…we get it, we remember the bra burners of the 60s happened, you’re not that innovative bro…

Not that I care what idiots use as their motivation, let them think they are revolutionary, clueless about historical nipple freeing, because I don’t expect much knowledge in any of these idiots, despite the access to all the knowledge…it’s easier to selfie..

Anwyays, she’s a singer, she’s has charted, she’s Albanian like DUA LIPA, BEBE REXHA, RITA ORA…and probably a few other popstars….in what I find fucking weird…why are they all ALbanian?

Apparently, she’s a bootleg Gaga…this is one of her annoying quotes

” I don’t like people putting me, or anyone else I know in a box”.

Now look at her bullshit tits.


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