I am not a sell out, because I don’t actually get paid for posting this shit and even if I did, which I am not, it would be a lot less than this bitch is bringing in. The reason I say that she’s a sellout is because she’s totally compromised all comedy for whatever fucking commercial this is. I am all for going mainstream, I’d love to have 10,000,000 readers a day, but I’d never compromise the punchline. The reason I say she’s a Jew, is because she is one. I don’t want all you uptight readers getting all emotional on me, comparing me to Mel Gibson or all your Neo-Nazi readers thinking I am on your side. I say it because the whole Jew thing is her schtick. That’s yiddish for Gimmick. Yiddish is what Jews speak. And you assholes think I am not cultured…..Either way, watch this piece of shit clip and remember this slag’s not funny next time your hipster friends start bragging about her stupid fucking movies.

Also…someone signed me up to some sort of list server that put me on email lists. I have received 200 emails in the last 20 mins. It’s pissing me off and I am 95% sure it’s Perez Hilton. So if any of you know the internet please get these fuckers

fadedyouthblog@hotmail.com

and

perez@perezhilton.com

and

perezhilton@tmail.com

LOVE

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I am all for supporting the people who support me and today the people who support me by reading this site are a band from Ohio called Pet Monster. They left a comment on my Myspace with pics of them harassing their drummer’s grandmother which is funny in theory, but not that funny, cuz the pics didn’t look like they were harassing her at all. Anyway, I asked them for some dirtier pics, hoping I’d get some of the grandmother taking a shit/shower/taking a shit while taking a shower, and they sent in these instead. They are from a few drunken Ohio nights. Now, I used to discount people from any rural/boring kinda place, like the state of Ohio, because I figured these farmers couldn’t offer the world shit, that was until I met a farmer of my own and he’d tell me stories of orgies and drugs and destruction that was so twisted that I didn’t believe what he was saying. I guess it’s because with a boring scenery comes bored teens and with bored teens comes teen pregnancy, alcoholism, meth addiction, and STDs. A bunch of kids who threw their life away before it even started by being so “hard” in life, overcompensating for being so bored and disconnected from the real world.. This is Pet Monster, and my story may not apply to them, but these are their pictures and this is me supporting people who support me. Cuddles.

Visit Their Myspace, Listen to Their Music and Support HERE

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I am all for supporting the people who support me and today the people who support me by reading this site are a band from Ohio called Pet Monster. They left a comment on my Myspace with pics of them harassing their drummer’s grandmother which is funny in theory, but not that funny, cuz the pics didn’t look like they were harassing her at all. Anyway, I asked them for some dirtier pics, hoping I’d get some of the grandmother taking a shit/shower/taking a shit while taking a shower, and they sent in these instead. They are from a few drunken Ohio nights. Now, I used to discount people from any rural/boring kinda place, like the state of Ohio, because I figured these farmers couldn’t offer the world shit, that was until I met a farmer of my own and he’d tell me stories of orgies and drugs and destruction that was so twisted that I didn’t believe what he was saying. I guess it’s because with a boring scenery comes bored teens and with bored teens comes teen pregnancy, alcoholism, meth addiction, and STDs. A bunch of kids who threw their life away before it even started by being so “hard” in life, overcompensating for being so bored and disconnected from the real world.. This is Pet Monster, and my story may not apply to them, but these are their pictures and this is me supporting people who support me. Cuddles.

Visit Their Myspace, Listen to Their Music and Support HERE

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Leave it up to a useless blogging faggot that every 14 year old girl and her fucking middle-aged whore of a single-mother loves to score some candid pictures of Lohan. Her hotel room is messier than my one bedroom apartment and I feel like that is something we should all judge her on. The fact that she’s got a bottle of Jack next to her is pretty fucking sexy and is a definite way to redeem herself. I fucking love Jack, it turns me into a pirate and being a pirate makes for a good fucking night of raping and pillaging anyone in my way. Point of all this is to say Lohan may be a cunt, but PerezHilton running after her makes him a bigger cunt, which is all part of his life plan.You see, he always was envious of cunt, because cunts get male attention and he likes getting fucked by cock, but could never get the cock, because he ate too many fucking burritos, and if there is one thing faggots don’t like, it’s fat people. I know this because I am never hit on while dancing on the bar in my leather pants in gay clubs. So he’s forced to find fame, because fat famous fags get cock, goes to NYU in acting school, never gets a job upon graduating, starts a blog, it gets tons of traffic and every useless small town faggot is throwin’ him a piece…This post is garbage and so are the captions, I am running off 3 hours of sleep and I have to go meet my shrink in 10 minutes. Fuck you.

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Leave it up to a useless blogging faggot that every 14 year old girl and her fucking middle-aged whore of a single-mother loves to score some candid pictures of Lohan. Her hotel room is messier than my one bedroom apartment and I feel like that is something we should all judge her on. The fact that she’s got a bottle of Jack next to her is pretty fucking sexy and is a definite way to redeem herself. I fucking love Jack, it turns me into a pirate and being a pirate makes for a good fucking night of raping and pillaging anyone in my way. Point of all this is to say Lohan may be a cunt, but PerezHilton running after her makes him a bigger cunt, which is all part of his life plan.You see, he always was envious of cunt, because cunts get male attention and he likes getting fucked by cock, but could never get the cock, because he ate too many fucking burritos, and if there is one thing faggots don’t like, it’s fat people. I know this because I am never hit on while dancing on the bar in my leather pants in gay clubs. So he’s forced to find fame, because fat famous fags get cock, goes to NYU in acting school, never gets a job upon graduating, starts a blog, it gets tons of traffic and every useless small town faggot is throwin’ him a piece…This post is garbage and so are the captions, I am running off 3 hours of sleep and I have to go meet my shrink in 10 minutes. Fuck you.

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So the rumor of the day is that Pam Anderson is pregnant with Kid Rock’s baby. The other celebrity bloggers aren’t up on that shit yet, but I know that she is because I saw the pics of her belly, and why else would they get married. There’s certain rules you gotta follow when you come from trash, and one of those rules is to marry when knocked up…it’s just one of those things.

I also got hate mail today for posting the Castro pic and people told me that I shouldn’t write about politics. I already made it clear that I don’t follow the news in my St Tropez fire post, so calling me an uneducated retard is definitely true and something I never denied.

I have also been getting a lot of slack for being a jew or a white guy in college, someone else accused me of being Cuban. To clear things up, I am not Jewish but I do love Jewish girls and dream about them using me to piss off their dads. I am not in college, I figured my writing kinda gave that away.

That’s about all I wanted to talk about in today’s stepLINKS. So these are the links that I found today. I’d say to enjoy them, but I know you won’t. They all kinda suck. I don’t know anything about choosing links for everyone’s enjoyment. If I actually cared about what you cunts thought, I would probably be pretty nervous about whether you’ll like them or not.

Enough with this typing….Just click the fucking links.

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See what happens when I go on a quest for tits on the news….I come across other shit I would rather not see or know about. Like this one of Fidel Castro recovering in the hospital after some sort of medical problem that made him give power of Cuba over to his brother a few weeks ago. The stranger gazing into this motherfucker’s eyes while holding his hand is the President of Venezuala. The intensity of this union screams FAGGOT to me. I assume Fidel used to keep it on the downlow, brokeback mountain syle, he’d tell his wife he was going to fishing trips with his president of Venezuala friend and very little fishing actually went on. I guess when you are on your death bed, you stop caring about keeping up appearances and you just let your heart guide you, it’s some kind of spiritual shit that happens. Which brings me to the point of this post, which is my recycled Myspace message that you should send to all your friends…..

Just thought I’d write you a short note to tell you haow much I enjoyed meeting you on myspace. I can’t recall when I had a more pleasant time. Everything felt so natural, and you were very easy to talk to. It’s hard for me to identify what it is about you that attracts me so. I suppose it might be the combination of your great sense of humor, your charming personality and your good-looks. Whatever it is, I can sense its presence. You could call it chemistry, or better yet, the possibility that we are on the same wavelength.

I really hope that our first encounter was not our last because I felt very special when I was with you. I truly want to give our friendship a chance to grow.

Well, I guess I’ve said enough for the time being. Have a wonderful day and, hopefully, I’ll see you again real soom. If you get a chance, call me and tell me your thoughts.

Until I hear from you, take care of yourself.

Always,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

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