The other day I posted on how Jennifer Love Hewitt is gettin’ a fat ass. All you virgins got mad at me because you’ve wanted to fuck her tits since ’99 and you haven’t realized that she is not your girlfriend and never will be your girlfriend, so get over it and make fun of her with me. I hate how you get all fucking emotional about someone who doesn’t do shit for you, who would probably call the police on you the second they met you in person and not because you’d be hiding in her bushes but because cunt’s got too much of an ego to congregate with your kind. Either way, I was at Starbucks for my free coffee today and some big lady, addicted to food, came up to the counter and asked what they were cooking because it smelt like heaven. I could see bitches cookie dough heart pumping in her chest as she came thinking about baked goods. Addiction is never funny, even when it’s an obese woman craving a muffin like crackhead on their knees in the public bathroom lookin for the piece of rock they dropped. Point of the story is, Love Hewitt is addicted to food and here’s the proof. Fucker.

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I don’t know who these bitches are, but I do know that they have tits, and tits are something that are usually of interest to most dudes and that is why I am posting these pictures. They have been floating around for a couple of days now and they may even be months old for all I know, and I am going to post them anyway, because outdated content that pisses you off is kinda what I do, or at least it seems that’s what I do.

I was on myspace the other day and came across a bitch who lost 225 pounds. To lose 225 pounds means that she was a fucking fatty, the kind of girl you have to make lift her gut to access her cunt. I found out she had a stash of nude pics from before and after the weightloss. I also found out she had a lot of pictures of before the reconstructive surgery and the amount of excess skin was fuckin’ disgusting. Tits were hangin’ to knees and shit. Either way, this is her myspace and if you are crafty as me, you will work your way into her pictures HERE IS HER MYSPACE

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We’ve all see Tara Reid’s tit before and it’s come out again for all of us to remember that breast implants are not always hot, even when you pay more than the average person and buy the d-list celebrity version. In this pic, Tara Reid is exposing herself to a half naked kid. If you did that, you’d probably get arrested, even if the kid seduced you. The law doesn’t tolerate this type of thing, but since Tara Reid is famous in countries that just opened American Pie in their theatres last week, she is going to get off without even a slap on the wrist. I suggest you start petitioning your congressman to put this molesting cunt behind bars. End of Story.

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We’ve all see Tara Reid’s tit before and it’s come out again for all of us to remember that breast implants are not always hot, even when you pay more than the average person and buy the d-list celebrity version. In this pic, Tara Reid is exposing herself to a half naked kid. If you did that, you’d probably get arrested, even if the kid seduced you. The law doesn’t tolerate this type of thing, but since Tara Reid is famous in countries that just opened American Pie in their theatres last week, she is going to get off without even a slap on the wrist. I suggest you start petitioning your congressman to put this molesting cunt behind bars. End of Story.

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I have to run to some Jason Alexander press conference today because I tricked the publicist of the event that I was media. The problem is that I don’t have a camera or any questions, or a real interest in the motherfucker. One of my pet peaves is when people say “It’s like that episode of Seinfeld” and since he was a big player on that show, I can only assume that he is like every episode of Seinfeld, and that makes me hate him by default. If I wanted to watch a bunch of jews complain, I would go to the Holocaust Museum or call my friend Daveed. He’s a total bitch 98% of the time.

Here are some pics of Tara Reid’s fake tits, looking more like an obese person’s tits after gastric bypass surgery. Take that, slut.

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I have to run to some Jason Alexander press conference today because I tricked the publicist of the event that I was media. The problem is that I don’t have a camera or any questions, or a real interest in the motherfucker. One of my pet peaves is when people say “It’s like that episode of Seinfeld” and since he was a big player on that show, I can only assume that he is like every episode of Seinfeld, and that makes me hate him by default. If I wanted to watch a bunch of jews complain, I would go to the Holocaust Museum or call my friend Daveed. He’s a total bitch 98% of the time.

Here are some pics of Tara Reid’s fake tits, looking more like an obese person’s tits after gastric bypass surgery. Take that, slut.

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Pam Anderson is all over the news this week because of her recent engagement to whore-loving Kid Rock. I remember when his sex tape with groupies came out last year and I am convinced that it was a scam because I don’t remember seeing anything more than a shitty backstage preview. I can imagine that he has had lots of sluts, even though he looks like a rat, because he is famous and that’s usually enough for most girls. The other thing I realize is that if you get a girl on a good day and take her out for sushi, you are pretty much locking her down for an unprotected sex session. The reason is because none of us really have any self control, and that’s why people like Pam Anderson are dying of the Hep.

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I didn’t leave my house last night out of fear of getting struck by lighting. My agorophobia is getting worse as the months go on and I haven’t left my apartment in at least 8 days, and when I last did leave it was only for a few minutes before running back to my couch. I think it has something to do with the detox my doctor put me on, it’s got something to do with trying to keep me alive a couple more years. As depressing all this sounds, it really isn’t that bad, and I got a shitload of links here for you to check out, all hand picked by me. If you have anything for the next link dump, hit me up, I generally post everything, unless I forget, which happens.

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I have a hater and his name is Drunken Stepfather Blew My Dog and this is what he had to say:

Holy fuck you are an illiterate motherfucker! “Bra’s”? No caps on a name? Long, unfunny run-on sentences? Do you know about Spell Check? Have you seen the English language before?

That hurt, it brang back memories of when my grade 5 English teacher used to correct my stories with a big red pen. I was Mexican born and new to the country, to the school system and to red pens.

He also had to say:

This stupid rambling paragraph full of weak picture links is why I stopped coming to this place months ago. Stopping again.

You’re so indy!

I post up to date paparazzi pics, they are 500 pixels wide, if that isn’t big enough for you because you can only get off to massive pictures to compensate for your tiny penis, then leaving the site months ago was a good move. I will miss you. I feel like we barely had a chance to get to know each other.

Here’s a post DrunkenStepfahter Blew My Dog made before he was so angry His name was Bradley Whitford and this is what he had to say:

Get back to your real job of showing us accidental nipples or some gay horseshit.

I have to say that I carry both of my kids in one arm while I use the weekwhacker or my sonicare. Fuck it. If something happens to them the wife and I will just make more. It’s when they get older that the investment of time versus starting with a fresh kid makes that seem inconvenient.

Sorry, I don’t have any gay horseshit, but I do have here some useless pics of Marissa Miller from a couple days ago. She’s a bikini model and you’re a cunt. Cuddles.

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